exlax? >> hm? >> i'm going to [ bleep ] punch you in the [ bleep ]. >> what the [ bleep ] is that?what does it taste like? >> liquor. i'm about to go to work, this is really not the best thing. >> hey, hey. april fools. >> april fools! how's your coffee? >> what did you do? >> nothing. >> what did you do? >> nothing. happy april fools' day. >> what'd you do? if there's something wrong with it i'm going to punch you in the face. >> that's not nice, mom! >> i know it's not. >> happy april fools. happy april fools. >> what did you do? >> april fools. >> it's weak. >> april fools. >> what are you talking about? what the hell's the matter with you? >> april fools. >> april fools my ass. what the hell's wrong? >> april fools. >> what do you mean? what's in it? >> what do you think? >> i don't know. vodka? >> no. >> poison? >> april fools day. honey, nothing's in the coffee. it's a joke, it's a joke. jimmy kimmel told me to do it. >> oh my god! >> april fools! >> what do you mean? >> what's in your tea? i mean, coffee, tea? >> [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ]! >> april fools. >> april fool