let me explain to you what satire is, guys.atire is make fun of something with the express purpose of exposing the truth. the only truth this exposes is that you're ignorant ( bleep ). if you want to spend four years of college in a baseball playing beer pong and shoving marshmallows up each others' butts for laugh, go for it man. by the way that's not satire, either. when it comes to doing something inappropriate to a girl without her permission that's not funny or ever okay. knowledge college, class dismissed. ( applause ) but slut-shaming is not a new phenomenon. monica lewinsky of the aptly named monica lewinsky scandal, just gave a ted talk about the very same thing. >> i was branded as a tramp tart, slut whore, bow, and, of course, that woman. >> larry: another whore and shut i expect from the rush limbaugh crowd but tart? who was insulting you, the dowager from "downton abbey"? ( laughter ) that's really old school. you know, now that i think about it, i do remember people attacking her pretty quick. >> when the story br

before we all get mad at nerds, let me see if i can explain it to you.erds don't have a problem with women, they have a problem with change. i'll give you an example. nerds are upset at black storm troopers in the "star wars" movie. do they have a problem with a storm trooper being black? no they have a problem with you changing their definition of a storm trooper. let me be a little clearer -- if the first time you introduce oatmeal to a nerd, it has maple syrup in it, it better have maple syrup in it every (bleep)ing time or it's not oatmeal. that's your fault. now, if you want to change it you need somebody who's part of your origin story to explain that change. like when star trek changed their origin story, they had the original spock come back to explain it to the new spock. that's why nerds were cool. well, they weren't cool, but you understand what i'm saying. so the only way to calm nerds about black storm troopers isn't to recast "star wars" but to have a cherished character explain. example -- lando carlissian could be talking to admiral akbar

. >> you know what after let me explain let me explain i feltz like i raised the bar so high for myself a mading-- amazing things. >> jon: it was great, it was great. >> thank you. we did madison square garden. i sold it is out twice. emotional moment for thee. theatrically released it did amazing numbers at the box office. i said if i come back again i have to come correct. i can't come halfway. >> jon: and you didn't lose your mind. like it seems a koij when you reach a certain area like that, when you can sell out madison square gaernd, a lot of comics lose their mind. and go i'm going to come back. but this time i'm go tokai drummer. they come back and like they put on the elvis suit and like now i'm doing music. you're like what happened. what are you doing man what happened. >> they get confused like that. but you're talking about making your stand-up getting even more pure with your stand-up. >> yeah, yeah. i felt like i-- you got to feel growth. stand up comedy i mean right now, this particular tour, this will give me my fifth section. there is grown little man there is seriousl

rebecca jarvis explains. rebecca: the big change with tax laws by far is the affordable care act. >> people don't have coverage will pay penalties. people who received coverage through the exchange will have to reconcile the credit they received. and people who had coverage through an employer were individually will have to check a box. rebecca: for high income earners, those making $250,000 plus, a top tax rate, taking in more for medicare, new limitations on itemized deductions such as mortgages and charitable donations and for most americans there is actually good news when it comes to the personal exception. it is $100 this year. students and teachers could get a break. e-mail can opportunity tax credit continues come up to $2500 per student per qualified higher education expenses. and educators can claim and above the line deduction for items they purchased for their classrooms. some energy credits are still available through 2016 for solar wind and geothermal products. and medical deductions are once ag

let me explain.are targeting a minnesota farm and they are not taking the crops, livestock or equipment. they are after this valuable asset. they are seeking in to an a unlocked barn, making off with a storage canister filled, yes, with vials of bull semen. why? because it's worth a lot of dough. >> $70,000 loss just for the semen itself. >> 70 grand, folks. it was frozen in a canister similar to a milk jug. it was the only thing that was taken. so you can assume they are targeting it and why is it of value? because of breeding and what not. on the market it can be worth a lot of cash. >> what do you do if off jar of it? >> you sell it on the market in some way, form or fashion. the person that buys it -- >> i don't know that. [ mooing ] >> my thoughts exactly. >>> coming up, gone fishing but these are no ordinary fish. we are talking river monsters. we will cast our line with the host of that hit show as he goes after his most elusive catch yet. >>> and in our next half hour, stolen valor. imposers

let me explain.di arabia and sweden have been trading barbs and aggressive action for months now. it all began in january when sweden's foreign minister tweeted about a blogger's flogging critical against treechlt women. retaliating by barring speaking about human rights and recalling its ambassador from stockholm. then stockholm announced it would not renew a long-standing defense agreement. recently signs feuding kingdoms were mending strained relations. but alas looks may have been deceiving. this week riyadh nearly threw down the gauntlet. saudi arabia announced it would not not accept three marmoset, tiny creatures, smallest creatures of monkey that were to be transferred from a zoo in stock homo to one in riyadh. they would hold onto these pygmy marmosets in case riyadh changes its mind. in this geopolitical game the monkeys really are in the middle. the correct answer to the "gps" challenge question is c, egypt. that's quite a change from four years ago when in january 2011 holy spirit any --

do you feel that the media did a bad job of kind of explaining your position? do you feel it was unfair and more broadly, what's your take away from that episode? what lessons did you learn and how did you evolve? now you're at mitch mcconnell's leadership table so i think you're chairman of the republican steering committee. so there seems to be an evolution to a guy who is working with the leadership , sitting down with them and insider now. you can describe that episode in your life? what you learned and how you evolved. senator: as to the first question, whether or not the portrayal of my position in connection with that sequence of events was unfair, yes, i do think it was unfair. i think my position in that effort was a simple one. in july 2013, president obama announced that he was taking actions that were tantamount to -- that were tantamount to rewriting four provisions of obamacare explaining they were not ready to be implemented as written. and he what going to implement -- he was going to implement them in a way that was rewriting the law without go

. >> wattage you let me explain instead -- why don't you let me explain instead of talking over me.hat if you asked me a question? >> have you changed your opinion? >> that is a better way. you have editorialized. let me answer a question. you asked a question and said how have your views changed instead of saying my views of change. >> rand paul went on to give on some reporting advice to another journalist, this one from the ap, who asked them to clarify his position on abortion. >> it's exactly the way i said it. i gave you a five-minute answer. >> in your office pool of how long it would take for the thinness of his skin to reveal itself, if you picked day congratulations. mark? is it already clear just 24 hours that his prickly nest could prove to be his fatal flaw? >> the man's skin is thinner than that on a peking duck what if kmart. greetings from chicago, where rahm emanuel was at this community center. i was talking with some kids. we'll talk about that later. this is like nostradamus or cassandra for this one. this is a guy who knows that being thin-skinned is a problem.

the truth is that eric has been explaining the truth is eric has been explaining if you consider theer of times that black americans encounter law enforcement versus the actual number of deaths. it turns out that black people are not actually at risk. they are actually in a favored category. >> >> it's absurd. >> it's not a leap. that's the doj. >> hold on. >> you are making an assumption based on stats that don't match up. you are talking about two different sets of information. what happened with how much cops kill black men versus how many commit crime in general. >> there is assumption. >> crime more chance. >> -- before we run out of time in this segment, alan, what makes you think anything that happened with walter scott had to do with race. >> i don't know whether that inteskly did or did not. what we are talking about is stem mick issue. >> how can it be systemic. >> it's weather it's happened in cleveland in wal-mart or ferguson. a number of times probably not even reported. plus we know that the cop we see on the video he planted something by his body. how often does that h

let me try to explain why. i'll try to do this in seven minutes and then we will have five minutes for this issue and then i will wrap it up. they really had to improvise, be creative. as i said in the outline, there was no adequate model for a national republican executive. the whole idea of executive power was tied up in the idea of monarchical government or ministerial government like in great britain, which americans also renounced, because a big part of their political convictions was the british constitution is being corrupted by a ministry that was a power seeking seat of aggressive officeholders. so, there's no real precedents for what a national republican executive would look like. you really had to make it up. you had to think creatively. the dominant images monarchy. that model works pretty well -- that model's not going to work very well in a republican society. they indicated how they were starting to react, however against the republican enthusiasm. they agreed that the executive power should be

in the book perhaps this explains some of it but not all of it. because even in the gulf countries with a lot of resources there are variations for example,. kuwait is far more democratic than seven arabia but understand to explain the variation. in the book i looked at a variety of cases to understand again why we have this stalemate but in the arab world those that are imbedded in the hegemonic relations with the outside factors that play the role of the patron. darr the country's rereleased likely to find democracy. in means the country we see the least democracy allies to the united states. this is tough because ever ready thinks we should save more democracy but if you look at the relationship with the arab world to have a strategic interest above and beyond democracy? we heard that it can induce instability but doing case studies and attitudes about was citizens think the of this relationship coming here is a tricky issue. with a little bit of nuance that is exaggerated the you have the arab and muslim world and the u.s. does not like that.

can you explain? >> well, i was invited to speak at his national action network.eople say no no, no you shouldn't go, no way be associated with that man. and even mr. sharpton himself when he introduced me, he said, dr. carson and i probably don't agree on anything. i don't think we could agree that today is wednesday, but it was worth listening to. and you know, the problem, one of the big problems in our country right now is that we get off in our respective corners, and we throw hand grenades. we need to be solving problems. now you know, the sharpton group says that they want to elevate people. well, i wanted to give an alternative to the massive spending of trillions of dollars since the '60s to so-called help people because it hasn't helped people it's actually made people worse off. we have more crime, more poverty more broken homes, none of the things that were supposed to have gotten better have gotten better. and there's a much better alternative in terms of teaching people how to turn dollars over in their own community in order to create wealth in term

he said he may explain the lyrics when the works comms up for grabs. now, here is a story of the song with a handful of things i guarantee you didn't know. >> reporter: a piece of american music history is up for sale. don maclean's lyrics from the iconicle "american pie" here is mclane singing it ♪ long long time ago ♪ ♪ i still remember how that music used to make me smile ...♪smile...♪ . >> it's rare to see behind the curtain. >> reporter: tom said it's remarkable to see how don mclean edged through the lyrics page by page. long long time ago i still remember how that music used to make me snil. >> reporter: "american pie" was a mash in 1991. it spent four weeks at number one on the charts and is the longest number one record at 8.5 minutes. whoever buys the documents will have access to stuff never seen in public. don mclane wrote this verse which in the end he crossed out. reading the manuscript it's clear mclean wrote by hand and typed as the song panned flipped. february made me solicitor. -- shiver. >> in the lyrics you see it in the order we a

the day on force = 20 and if you think it's no big beat the have a little batty stanley roberts explains why even a doctor's letter will map protect you and 30 million people watching this matt uncomfortable moment strap yourself in for flower of your choice of prime time news >> pam moore: tonight 8 don't ground rocket and fresno today of a fiery explosion critically burned three people and shut down a freeway. thousands of people witness the starling's same grant lodes and been following the developments since it broke. grant now has the latest details >> grant lodes: this is new video stunning images just imagine driving along highway 99 a shares shooting range in fresno is big fat and slow motion an enormous fireball about 1 ft. high by some estimates. they just got could not believe their eyes it was caused by a gas explosion the flames were seemed above that tree right there 11 people injured three in critical condition and they thought would be higher numbers of injuries this the one road worker would driving a tractor and cut a pg and e gaslight and that set off the explosion tha

. >> the great story here for anybody willing to find it and write about it and explain it is the vast right wing conspiracy that has been conspireing against my husband since the day he announced for president. i don't feel no ways tired. i come too far from where i started from. nobody told me that the road would be easy. i remember landing under sniper fire. there was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base. the fact is we had four dead americans. was it because of a protest or was it because of guys out for a walk one night decided they'd go kill some americans? what difference at this point does it make? we came out of the white house not only dead broke but in debt. we had no money when we got there. and we struggled to you know, piece together the resources for mortgages for houses, for chelsea's education. you know it was not easy. >> let's go into this, rebecca, a little bit. predominantly black audience, she goes into this bizarre accent of hers. then you have we la

i'll explain. i'll explain. is >> hi everyone, this is al jazeera america. i'm john siegenthaler. shaken new research suggests a possible link between fracking and earthquakes. >>> at san quentin. >> i've heard so much about the job opportunities, as long as i know how to code i'll be employable. >> bringing silicon valley skills an opportunity to men behind bars. plus john ridley, the oscar winner talks about writing race. >> what it comes down to is that black lives do not matter, and to some folks even in 2015, that remains the fact. >> and why the time is right for his new project "american crime." tonight a major new development in the fight over fracking. it is coming from oklahoma where officials now say the link between the drilling and earthquakes is becoming clearer. a the earth shook in oklahoma nearly 600 times last year alone. initially the state wasn't so sure but it changed its position after scientists said underground disposal of waste water associated with fracking away likely to blame. oklahoma launched a new website that track where the earthquakes happen near

can you explain how that decision was made? >> that's the opposite. in the rfp process an independent panel evaluated the written proposals from both party and the presentation. the pricing was one of the factors in there. andrews scored higher by two and a half points during that process, but their price was higher than cypress' price. andrews -- we asked for an overhead and profit rate which would be added to the hourly wage rate for billing purposes. andrew's proposal was 45% -- excuse me, they were at 47 and a half percent and is a press was at 45%. >> so andrews did score the higher scoring. >> that's correct. >> but wasn't awarded the contract? >> they scored higher therefore we started negotiating with them hoping they would come down during the price. during the negotiations there was discrepancies on the pricing and asked for additional positions at approximately $600,000 more. we were already at a higher rate than we budgeted for the project. when we couldn't come to terms with them we ceased negotiations and went to the next higher ranked p

not only that, it cannot explain the miracle of public education. if we mistrust government so much that we know hello to interfere how can we explain the fact that we have maintained the public education system for many years that has produced generation after generation of citizens that have been taught to think freely. if you want to see intellectual carbon copying, if you want to see xerox machines in action go to private schools. that that is where you see the exclusive domination of a particular ideal. public education has been much more successful and it stands as a reputation of the fact that government always fails or government we will always sensor. how does the modern supreme court read the first amendment? unfortunately, instead of seeking to read the 45 words of 45 words of james madison's first amendment, the six textual clauses, punctuation and all is a coherent whole that should function as democracies best friend the majority of the current court tears ten words, congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of speech for the fi

. >>> a fire overnight turns deadly in bucks county, we'll explain why firefighters had a tough time finding the victim. >> plus a police impersonator linked to at least four crimes. why authorities think he had insider information on all of the victims. >> take a live look outside for this morning tracking another round of storms. and then, a big drop in temperatures sue will explain, in her full forecast. >> good day everybody it is wednesday, hump day also earth day, april 22nd, 2015. >> exactly, we will be recycling little later today. >> you were outside yesterday. >> yes. >> hitting homeruns? >> no not homeruns. >> you tried? >> of course. >> no luck? >> i'm 46 years old offer a machine at a ballpark? >> you played college baseball. >> that's true, ya. >> just saying, sue serio. >> ted williams always said, sue, hitting a baseball is a single hardest thing to do all in sport. >> i've gone that event and i can tell you first-hand that is so true. yes, well, hopefully we will be seeing some pictures? >> i hope not video. >> that's what i want, video. anyway hey look, earth day gr

>> i think there is a lot that needs to be explained. i think secretary of state clinton has a lot of explaining to do. i aagree it shouldn't be chelsea. nice to see you. >> my pleasure. >> next chris christie goes "on the record." we're asking him the question everyone wants the answer to. will he answer it? find out next. (dog) mmm. this beneful is so good and healthy. hey, you know what? we should just go ahead and have this for breakfast tomorrow. would that be crazy? (vo) beneful original is a healthy blend your dog will love. with whole grains, real beef and accents of vegetables. if you want to disagree with me that's fine. if you disagree with me in a respectful way you will get a respectful disagreement in return. >> it's christie's 106th town pal hall. he is in his element. >> what are your political aspirations in the future? >> we'll see. all of it part of the governor's big town hall turn in what some hope is a prelude to presidential run. >> you are doing town halls. >> yes. >> how are they going? >> great. i have 250 to 50

forces in japan i explained the situation. regarding this point of the realignment of u.s. forces in japan, the point that this is the only solution to avoid the indefinitely use of marine corps corps. also requesting for continued corporation for mitigating on okinawa, and we agreed that japan and the united states will continue to cooperate for alleviation of the impact on okinawa. based upon these results we were steadfastly implement realignment of the united states forces in japan. through today's historic meeting japan-u.s. alliance has moved forward to a new stage. it has been demonstrateed. some along with the japan-u.s. summit meeting there will be a japan u.s. ministerial talks with secretary carter and me. there have been good bilateral communications, and we'll press forward too even a greater alliance and cooperation in the coming period. and lastly, i would like to make announcement about the response to nepal. my heart goes out to all the people who are affected by the disaster. we have dispatched amid now studying the damage and needs for support and collect

this is explained to a increase cost of parking control officers to help address pedestrian activity only jefferson street and increase ambassadors along that areas as well. in terms of management plan verse annual budget, on theport side the fishermans cbd was well within the 10 percent range. with respect to bench mark 3 for the fiscal year, assessment receive new they well exceeded this expectation as well. and then in terms of budget to actual for land side we did see a little bit of a skew on district identify and street scape improvement by 3.4 percent and on the port side 2 percent increase. let's see, this is explained by expenses related to hiring a new employee and war fest 2013 which was a event that helped replace the fleet week events that were sequestered. in terms of careee, we plan to careee over 56 thousand dollars into the this fiscal year and will work closeically to insure the funds. we want to the insure every cbd including fishermans warf and expanding the funds that was approved by the voters. i will bring up troy campbell that is executive director of fish erm

systems by biology is a good term to explain it. >> molecules of emotion. what are those? do we all have those? >> yes, every emotion has biological expression. if you're feeling love compassion, joy, empathy, equity equity. your brain starts to make dopamine opiates, endorphins. these are anti-depressants. on the other hand if you're feeling hostility, resentment, guilt, depression, fear, you make cortisol which weakens the immune system and has many other effects. so every moment your genes are influenced by what you're feeling, what you're thinking, even the way you speak, how you look at the environment, your eating, sleeping habits. this was a new science that was not even there ten years ago. >> everything that we're hearing about. just to boil down to what you were saying. you were an endegree craniologist. studying the chemicals that influence our brains and immune systems and realized if we could control these chemicals we can actually create biologically beneficial outcomes? >> that's a good way to say it. our body moves between two states. one is inflammation, b

brad bell is live in lanham to explain the story. brad? brad: this incident happened april 9th here in glendale apartments, first floor walkup. this man right here was supposed to be babysitting this 2-year-old little boy. whatever happened in the unit the child ended up deceased. anthony winfrey would have turned 2 next friday. he's a little boy that loved his toys and cuddling. that's what his obituary says. an obituary for a toddler allegedly murdered in his own apartment by a man he trusted. he was buried monday. today, his grandfather musters the strength to speak briefly of his family's pain. >> our family is just in the process of grieving and mourning over anthony. brad: this man joshua riley 29 is charged with murdering anthony. he lived with anthony's mother in lanham. back on april 9th rooly was babysitting the the boy. she found her son unresponsive and he died in the hospital six days later. when an autopsy showed the cause of death at blunt force trauma detectives charged riley. >> now my heart is racing. brad: he lives in th

has been on the explaining side and not explaining very well so today her campaign begins and her chance to beat whatever the attacks are against her with an actual campaign that has a message. we will see whether those where those polls are in about a month after she has had a chance to -- >> schieffer: what about this charge he made that she paid her women staffers less than she was paying her men staffers on capitol hill? that caught me by surprise, i will admit that. >> i believe if, because you can check with the male and female staffers were paid, it is all public record that can be figured out. i don't know if he is right, but it is something that can be -- it is not a mystery. those numbers are public. >> schieffer: has anybody does anybody else have any -- i thought that was pretty interesting. >> there are some stories suggesting this in the past. >> yes there have. >> now peggy, let's talk about this, jeb bush has a new video out in light of hillary clinton entering the campaign. here is a clip of what he said this morning. >> we must do better than the obama clinton foreign p

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. >> explain to me this. >> tln explain how a permitted construction then causes on unsafe structure can you walk me through it. >> during the process of that construction this year's some unsafe activities in the way the work was done a complaint was received and they went out and cited the fact that the work on the property was causing unsafe conditions on 214 delores so on the ongoing inspections they corrected whatever the way they were doing things - sure eventually the permit for the neighboring property for shoring was signed off and both no permit was obtained for the unsave condition on 214 delores. >> commissioner mar so just a question again, this you know because the photos are really important so was were the unsafe construction that was the inspector saw where's the photos of the unsafe construction what were they. >> the foundation. >> how this came into about ongoing inspections on the neighboring property so the focus on the inspector was the neighboring property. >> uh-huh. >> and the underlined foundation underneath the foundation. >> right so 214 delores is being

walter perez explains. >> it's truly a tragedy. >> they are talking about the freak accident that took the life of bus driver, bonnie jean novak, she finished her shift and had gotten into her late model volkswagon, it was giving her trouble and she got out and left the car in neutral but the parking lot is sloped. >> the vehicle was coasting through the lot and the vehicle was trying to stop the vehicle and it made her fall underneath or in between the vehicles. >> novak slipped trying to stop the vehicle from the outside because it was her head that became trapped between the bumpers of her vehicle and the vehicle she collided into it. they say that novak was a kind hearted person and was a good friend to coworkers. >> watching our drivers come together and grieve together and share stories and celebrate her, it's been really impactful. >> we had four or five drivers that didn't come to work today counselors are on site and they have been here since 6:00 this morning, all eastern schools are open on delay today her family is notified and funeral arrangements are pending. walter perez

about what you get to the point of considering some conditions so if you want to i think go ahead and explain what is it you're here for . >> okay. >> we'll go from there. >> this is new i started this restaurant as a line cook and became a chief and now the general manager this is a dream i want to have live music and started booking acts they said i had a licensed already i didn't it was upsetting the neighbors you're here now and i've tried to reach out and called the telegraph hill dwerldz and invited the dwellers to come and check us out i've talked to daniel i live above a bar i have the same response everyday i know it is frustrating i'm trying to create a nice neighborhood spot and can't do that if i'm ticking off my real neighbors so all i want to see or do is have a nice spot and make everybody happy. >> it sound like you're playing attorney everyday. >> i live above the bar. >> not our bar. >> we have not jukebox for this reason. >> i'm wondering with what kind of a performers. >> i have a couple of guides are play piano they're there an saturdays and sunday one from butch 6 to 9 a

. >> translation: once the boat is built, those travelling will choose one among you and explained howsave. they then explain how to get there. >> reporter: here at the family home, his mum prayd for his safety. the painful part is not knowing where he is or whether he's in trouble. >>> in mexico protesters attacked the education department in guerrero state. demonstrators flew firebombs and forced their way into the building, the capital. they are angry at the failure to reform the education system. many are from the same teaching college that 43 went missing from in guerra state in september >>> the leader of an ultra nationalist bicker gang described -- biker gang described poland's refusal to allow them into the country as cheep. they claim they've been victimized. rory challands explains. >> reporter: on tuesday the night wolves leader slam the decision as petty and farcical. their trip was an act of commemoration for the u.s.s. r's war-time heroism. >> we'll continue with the trip. i won't reveal the details, i don't want to create problems for the guys. if you see how ridiculous

but we've explained china's position on the south china sea many times. i think you would agree with me that china has always been a resolute maintainer and advocate of peace and stability in the south china sea. >> china is scaling up its reclamation project around the spratly islands. they've already expanded to seven reefs. china claims almost all areas in the rich south china sea. $5 trillions in ship born trade passes through the south china sea every year. >>> a 22-year-old pakistani rape victim accompanied malala when she received the nobel peace prize last year. she is campaigning to protect women's lives with the help of the nobel laureate. nhk world's masaki suda reports. >> reporter: karachi is pakistan's largest city. this girl fled there eight years ago. she was forced to leave her home town when she was 13. she said she had been kidnapped on her way home from school and raped by her attackers. >> translator: the attackers used many weapons to threaten to kill me. i was taken to a strange place and raped. it was like the end of the world. >>