now get going. - yes, sir, and i'm sorry about fala, mr. president. anything you say, sir. - you forgot your gun. - thank you, sir. - ok, boys, the fireside chat is over. let's get cracking. - i don't understand this. why would he want to talk to me? hello, mr. president, this is captain binghamton speaking. before you say anything, sir, i would just like to tell you, mr. president, that it is a great honor, sir, to be talking with you. [dial tone on phone] mr. president? mr. president? mr. president? well, there's nobody on that line, you dunce. - but, sir, he promised he'd hold on. - well, i knew he wouldn't be calling me. i didn't even vote for the man, for heaven's sake. why would he be--aah! aah! - what? - aah, aah, aah, ahh, my diary. my diary's gone, it's been stolen. this is the opportunity of a lifetime, and it's gone right down the bills. do you realize the penalty for abandoning your post in time of war? - but, sir, what else could i do? i was ordered by president roosevelt. - i was ordered by president roosevelt, you ninny you. what do you