(audience reacts) (cheers and applause) (laughter) jimmy fallon. fallon, not kimmel. fallon. go! (laughter) he's slow now but once he takes off he's lickety-split. (laughter) we'll be right back. (cheers and applause) hey ladies. enjoying the film? of course not. because this is our movie. and dr pepper ten is our soda! it's only ten manly calories, but with all 23 flavors of dr pepper. it's what guys want. like this... catch phrase! so you can keep the romantic comedies and lady drinks. we're good. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome back, everyone. thank you. my guest tonight founded www.350.org to fight global warming. he must be winning because it's kind of chilly out. please welcome bill mckibben. (cheers and applause) hey, bill, thanks for coming back. all right, firm grip, man. all right, sir, i have had you on the show. i know who you are. let me explain to these people the trouble maker that you are. you are also an environmentalist activist. you wrote "the end of nature" you founded www.350.org and you led the effort to kill the keystone x.l. pipeline and you're..

jimmy fallon and stephen colbert each have their own ben and jerry's ice cream fallon. stephen colbert americone dream. they have turned the former best friends in enemies as they battle to outsell each other in the stores. last night on "late night" jimmy fallon received a heart warming valentine's card from colbert prompting hopes for peace treaty, when fallon thinks they are back to being friends, the ice cream war heats up. >> did you get the present i sent you? >> what, the rabbit? >> no, the big present! >> guys did we get a present from stephen colbert? whoa! >> not so fast! >> well, well, well. >> well, well. >> well, well, well. >> i thought you wanted to be friends. >> you fell for my ruse, hook line and scooper! i just needed to get close enough to you to launch my sneak attack, ben, jerry! jerry, tell jimmy the latest sales figure force americone dream. >> in the last quarter, americone dream outsold late night snack by 8%. >> boom! eat it fallon, eat my ice cream! you can't because it's sold out at the grocery store. later, sucker! >> stephen! >> jimmy! >>

(audience reacts) (cheers and applause) (laughter) jimmy fallon. fallon, not kimmel. fallon. go! (laughter) he's slow now but once he takes off he's lickety-split. (laughter) we'll be right back. (cheers and applause) last night was amazing. was that cinnamon you put in the dessert? yeah. little dash of nutmeg too. wonderful spice... nutmeg is. as spices go, i find nutmeg to be underutilized. mmm, nutmeg. [ female announcer ] k-y brand intense. with just a few drops, this unique, scientifically proven formula increases a woman's sensitivity making her big moment feel even bigger. learn more at intenseeffect.com. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome back, everyone. thank you. my guest tonight founded www.350.org to fight global warming. he must be winning because it's kind of chilly out. please welcome bill mckibben. (cheers and applause) hey, bill, thanks for coming back. all right, firm grip, man. all right, sir, i have had you on the show. i know who you are. let me explain to these people the trouble maker that you are. you are also an environmentalist activist. you wrote

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. thank you very much. welcome -- welcome to our show. thank you for being here. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." going to be a good show. going to be a hot show. people are excited. quick some news though. we have some election news. i heard that microsoft founder bill gates attended a fundraiser for president obama on friday. yeah, he wasn't invited, but in typical microsoft fashion he crashed it. [ laughter ] and, speaking of the election, cnn announced that instead of using podiums at wednesday's debate, the gop candidates will be sitting at a table. which could get awkward when newt gingrich asks to see a menu. [ laughter ] 'cause then its just like -- >> steve: are these good? >> jimmy: yeah? can you just get a short stack for the table. how about these? yeah? hey, it's broadway week here on "late night," you guys

( laughter ) folks regular viewers of the folks know that beginning last march, i loved jimmy fallon. we were best friends forever for six months. but then those six months ended in september, and we became eternal enemies for six months. so now i hate him. i have no idea what will happen in the next six months because i don't know any other emotions. now, i was perfectly happy to hate jimmy in seething, mercless silence, but last october, jimmy raised the stakes by somehow getting ben & jerry's to come on his show and say this -- >> the big issue everyone is talking about is i'm out-selling stephen colbert's ice cream. >> you know, the flavor is doing very, very well. the short answer is yes, it's outsell. >> yes, that's right. >> stephen: jimmy fallon's ice cream was outselling mine. how could this happen? who was buying it and what for. did fear factor run out of donkey semen. ( laughter ) ( applause ) it's possible. so once again, i am calling on you heros to get out there and knock this usurper off my fudge-covered throne. i want you to crush him, to beat him like a redheaded ste

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and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much! thank you very much! thank you for having me. thank you for having me here, you guys. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. i'm so excited. so excited to be here in indianapolis. [ cheers and applause ] look at all these guys. everyone's been treating us so great all day. people are coming up to me on the streets going, "hey, jimmy fallon, do you know where we can find tom brady or eli manning?" and i go, "no." [ laughter ] security around town has been really tight for the super bowl. i mean, this morning, when i got to the theater, this guy gave me a full-body pat-down. luckily, security was there to stop him and take him away. [ laughter ] it was interesting. i'm sure you guys saw this. today, schools here in indianapolis started late, because of a dense fog. [ laughter

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, hey, everybody! thank you. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. happy valentine's day, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] happy valentine's day. oh, yeah. it's so exciting. everyone on the campaign trail is celebrating with their sweetheart. rick santorum and his wife, karen, newt gingrich and his wife, callista, mitt romney and his swiss bank account. [ laughter ] everybody -- today, president obama urged men to go big for valentine's day. [ laughter ] no, he did. he already urged men to go big on valentine's day. in fact, obama bought michelle the nicest bracelet china's money could buy. [ laughter ] he really went all out. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: went all out. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: go for it, yeah. did you see this? one of the awards at this week's westminster dog show went to martha stew

♪ [ cheers and applause ] and to my left is the host of nbc's "late night with jimmy fallon," jimmy fallon partner, jimmy? >> jimmy: also from the new cast of the "celebrity apprentice" and "real housewives of new jersey," my partner is teresa giudice! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and we're all here to play password! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: and i'm your host, steve higgins. the rules of the game are very simple. we'll give each of you a password. then each of you will give a one word clue -- that's one word only -- to get your partner to guess the password. scoring starts at six. take away one point for each time the clue, and remember, no part or form of the password can be used. if a clue is determined illegal as determined by our judges. you'll hear this -- [ buzzer ] and you'll forfeit your turn. team with the most points wins. any questions? do you have any questions? okay, great. first clue -- [ laughter ] goes to donald and jimmy, donald you're gonna go first. >> the password is -- [ laughter ] >> who's going first? >> steve: you, you go first. >> building. >> block. >> tal

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," you guys. we've got a fun show tonight. it's going to be good. welcome. hey, guys, let's get to the news here. some major, major business news. apple is facing a $38 million fine in china, because the word ipad is trademarked by a chinese company. apple is nervous about owing money to china, but then obama was like, "ah, you get used to it." [ laughter ] this is cool. arnold schwarzenegger and sylvester stallone are teaming up to star in a new action movie. yeah, it will be the first movie where the closed captioning just says, "no idea, bro." [ laughter ] [ applause ] [ imitates stallone ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] how long is this movie? [ imitates stallone ] [ laughter ] [ imitates schwarzenegger ] [ laughter ] get down now! [ imitates gunfire ] [ imitates stallone ] [ laughter ]

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that sounds great. you guys sound great. welcome to the show. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. it's going to be fun tonight. big show. hey, last night, the republicans had their 20th debate. and did you see this? rick perry was actually in the audience. [ laughter ] he was sitting in the audience. it got awkward when he stood up and he was, like, "i just remembered the third department i'd cut! [ laughter ] energy! energy! you guys go back to -- it was energy. that's what i --" the debate got pretty tense. at one point ron paul said that rick santorum is a fake, and santorum responded by saying, "i'm real." [ laughter ] and then romney was, like, "yeah, i'm a real human, too, ha ha ha. let's change the subject. [ laughter ] let's change the subject." did anyone see this? paris hilton just released a music video for her new

and my husband is jimmy fallon. >> my name is lydia higgins.y husband is steve higgins, the announcer for the jimmy fallon show. >> my name is dale miles. i'm married to a.d. miles. he's the head writer. >> hi, my name is yvonne. my husband is the director of "late night with jimmy fallon." ♪ >> i'm the queen of late night. and this is my castle. [ laughter ] >> i got a personality as big as my boobies. [ laughter ] >> i'm pretty on the outside and dead on the inside. [ laughter ] >> i am about to show these ladies who the boss is. ♪ >> hello, indiana! [ cheers and applause ] my husband's in town for the super bowl and the queen of late night is taking the city by storm. okay, indiapolis? i'm here. i got a hot rear. get used to it. [ laughter ] >> i want to be here forever. i just never want to leave indianapolis. >> we're here for the super bowl, which is very exciting. i haven't been this excited since my stevie switched to boxer briefs. extra large in the pouch area, of course. >> these are numerals, guys. these are numerals. >> well, it's s

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and now, here he is -- jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! thank you very much! i appreciate it! that the loudest one yet. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, guys. welcome to "late night," everybody. thank you very much. welcome, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys, i am so -- [ cheers and applause ] -- excited. feeling good. i'm so excited for super bowl sunday. i'm having the best time here in indianapolis. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. this is nice. i read that 8,000 unpaid volunteers are helping with the super bowl this week. [ cheers and applause ] and these are all people who have free time -- high school kids, retired people, the baltimore ravens. people with nothing -- [ cheers and applause ] people with nothing to do. they have nothing to do. [ cheers and applause ] it's been crazy. more than 500,000 people are here in downtown indianapolis for the super bo

jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much!me to our super bowl special, everybody. this is our live super bowl special. i want to say congratulations to the new york giants. [ cheers and applause ] they won super bowl xlvi, but hey, the patriots still played a great game. you really have to hand it to them. [ booing ] >> jimmy: you have to hand it to them, because it's a lot safer than passing it to them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it was a tense game. it was a tense game. the giants had to make an early substitution, because of injured tight end travis beckham. of course, there was still a healthy tight end, the one on david beckham. did you see -- oh, my goodness. get your 3-d glasses. [ laughter ] bend it like beckham. >> yeah, a little to the left. >> jimmy: okay, very good. man, the patriots are going to have a tough flight home tomorrow. it will be awkward when the tsa is like please remove any cell phones, loose change, rings -- oops, sorry. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my bad. my bad. it seems like everyb