, "late night with jimmy fallon."your show, but i see where you're going with that one. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm glad you love our show, but what -- what are you talking about? what do you mean, you see where i'm going? >> c'mon. video games? video games, game boy, boy george, george costanza, stanza, bring you back to poetry, poetry slam, slam dunk, dunkaroos, kangaroos, bring you back roo to "winnie the pooh," pooh bear, polar bear, amy poehler, bring you back to "parks and rec," what channel is "parks and rec" on? nbc. home of "late night with jimmy fallon," how you like me now? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i guess i like you the same as before. [ laughter ] i don't even know you. >> ha-ha ha-ha. well, i know you, because your mind is my jungle gym. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's just -- that's just insane. i think you need to just -- i just think you need to chillax. >> ha-ha-ha. you did it again, man. chillax, "late night with jimmy fallon." that one took me a second, but i see where you're going with that

jimmy fallon, host of "late night with jimmy fallon." how do you like me now?s and applause ] >> jimmy: i guess i like you the same as before. i don't even know you. >> well, i know you because i sleep inside your soul. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i guess that's just insane. i think you need help. >> help? you did it again. help, "late night with jimmy fallon?" that one took me even more than a second, but i think i see where you're going with that one, too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> come on, help. help, help wanted, wanted dead or alive, bring you back to bon jovi, "livin' on a prayer," prayer circle, circle circle dot dot, now you got the cootie shot, shot in the arm, bringing it back to lance armstrong, "strong enough to be my man" by sheryl crow, just connected the exes, two x's, dos equis, the most interesting man in the world, world of warcraft, kraft macaroni and cheese, easy mac, big mac, mac attack, heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack, bringing it back to billy joel, joel mchale, talk soup, talk shoop, bringing it back to salt n pepa, "push it," pull it,

and lester, the fallons know how lucky, how blessed they are. they've been given a lot of credit tonight for raising the issue of infertility and being so open about it. >> we're obviously thrilled for them, but this is a comp indicated process. i remember at the outset when this first began, it was a bit risky. >> it is. for a lot of different reasons. a lot of people remember that case of baby m back in 1987, where the surrogate mother ended up winning custody of the child. it's a very complicated legal world. there's a patchwork of different laws. the states are all different. the bottom line is, if this is something you're considering, you really need to consult a lawyer. it's a complicated issue, and it can be expensive as well. >> you'll have more with jimmy tomorrow? >> we will on "today." >> thanks for doing double duty for us tonight. appreciate it. >>> when we come back, we'll check in with brian and see how he's doing a week since his surgery. how he's doing a week since his surgery. the land than probably anyone else. we've had this

i want to put in a request to the fallon crew.ir mix a lot. >>> it was a match made in movie making heaven. sylvester stallone and bruce willis in the expendables. >> i could have put nut deepest, darkest hole. but i kept you out because i knew that one day would come when you were going to pay me back. >> today's that day. >> it looks like it's payback time for stallone. they begin production of the third installment of the series. the fact they're even making a third one is crazy. word is he's not a fan of willis. that was confirmed when he tweeted, willis out harrison ford in, great news, been waiting for years for this. stallone also tweeted, fwreedy and lazy, a short formula for career failure. ouch. rick perry is not running for president at the moment, but that doesn't mean you're not taking some opportunities to show off his intellect. this is what he said this weekend in new orleans. >> there are many other states that embrace those conservative values, the approach that we have taken over the years. i'm in one today in f

when we come back, he talks about working with jimmy fallon.th us. ♪ [music break] >> this is democracy now!, democracynow.org, the war and peace report. i'm amy goodman. we are speaking to ahmir "questlove" thompson of the group the roots. he is out with his first book, "mo meta blues: the world according to questlove." it is the 40th anniversary of hip-hop. i asked questlove to talk about the tv show "soul train" and its host don cornelius. first, a few highlights from the show. ♪ >> soul train, the hippest trip in america. ♪ wish you love, peace, and soul. >> ahmir "questlove" thompson, you have a book coming out soon about that show and you tweet pretty frequently showing the lips you have in your personal library. probably -- i" is grew up in a household where tv really wasn't allowed unless it was educational programs or pbs. and music programs i was allowed to watch. n mytearents would let me wake up a little bit after musical acts.tch train" was probably the most important show of all video, before the age of where you going to see your

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's what i'm talking about! welcome, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] that's a great new york city crowd right there. welcome, everyone, to "late night with jimmy fallon." hey! [ cheers and applause ] you guys doing good? oh, yeah. it's a hot show. it's a hot show tonight. here's what people are talking about, you guys. today was the first day that cardinals started voting for the new pope. yeah. everyone has already voted. except the cardinal from florida, who's still trying to figure out how the ballot works. i don't know -- what's up with florida, but it just happens. but in accordance with the vatican tradition, the cardinals in the papal conclave will release white smoke when a pope is chosen. the practice was started by those two ancient leaders, cardinal cheech and cardinal chong. [ laughter ] i didn't know it. it was on "60 minutes," they talked about it. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: -- john 4:20. >> jimmy: dave's not here, man. yo

it has to do with two things, jimmy fallon and pi. explain. get the scissors ready. the pixie cut is all the rage in hollywood. beyonce the latest star to cut her locks. could you pull off that look? this morning with help from the stylist that cut beyonce's hair in the past, britney as you can see there, a volunteer from the crowd about to find out. no turning back now britney. >> it will be all right. >> it's going to be good and to electronic devices and what really goes on in the cockpit we're going to wrap up our ask the expert series with a veteran commercial pilot. >> a lot to get to this morning. but let us head inside -- >> we love you too. >> they really are your people. >> they are my people. >> they are really your people. natalie has a check of the top stories. good morning. >> good morning savannah, willie and al. good morning everyone. more rain will add to the misery today in parts of the south and midwest already hit by flash flooding. firefighter hearsay to rescue people from the roofs of their cars and homes thursda

and here he is -- jimmy fallon!and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome! [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much, everybody. welcome! welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show tonight. it's going to be fun. a lot of cool stuff. here's what people are talking about, you guys. the big news, of course, is that we have a new pope. though there was a little uncertainty when the cardinals released smoke, because it was hard to tell if it was white or black. true. [ laughter ] or as most people put it, "so the pope is vin diesel?" [ laughter and applause ] ♪ actually, cardinal jorge bergoglio of argentina has been named the new pope, making him the first pope from south america. you can tell he was south american, because when they announced it, they were like, "we have a pooooooope." [ laughter and applause ] interesting. turns out after the new pope was chosen, he was brought to a place in the vatican called the room of tears, or as i call that, the gym.

on this day, jimmy fallon has sired an heir and future queen of "late night," winnie rose fallon. [ bellyankee slugger alex rodriguez could be banned for life for his involvement in the latest doping scandal. imagine watching baseball with no a-rod. it would be like watching the yankees during the playoffs. [ laughter ] nfl teams began reporting to training camp this week, where the players learn the basics to get them through the season. you know, bail bonds, alibis, plea bargains. they have so many legal issues you have to deal with. [ applause ] what do you think of this? west virginia's korey harris has been kicked off the team after he was arrested for first degree armed robbery. listen to this. he robbed a house wearing team sweat pants with his uniform number on them. [ laughter ] he's charged with robbery and being an idiot. [ laughter ] who robs -- well, a paper published by the national academy of science claims that dolphins give each other names. you know what the most popular dolphin name is? [ squeaking ] that is the most popular. [ applause ] i know it's stupid. well, it s

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, very much. [ applause ] oh. [ applause ] that's what i'm talking about, right there. welcome, everybody. that's a great new york city crowd. welcome to the show, everybody. this is "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys feeling good tonight? [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome. thank you for watching at home. here's what everybody's still talking about. anthony weiner. [ laughter ] see i -- here's the latest on this. now, yesterday in an interview with the spanish language channel, univision, anthony weiner said that he created the online name, carlos danger, as a joke. weiner was like "come on, what's funnier than the name carlos danger?" they we're like "uh, anthony weiner?" richard weiner. [ laughter ] i want to wish a happy early birthday to president obama, who turns 52 on sunday. happy birthday. [ cheers and applause ] yep. his friends and family are planning a big party, or as biden put it, "but no clowns, right?" [ light laug

"jimmy fallon" happening right now! jimmy! >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> 886677 yukon. >> steve: and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, thank you very, very much, everybody. oh my goodness. thank you. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. [ cheers ] that's what i'm talking about. what a great crowd. welcome, welcome. thank you so much. we are so excited. we got nominated for an emmy today, you guys. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] that's right. we got nominated for an emmy. you know what that means. it's time to iron my tuxedo t-shirt. [ laughter ] the nominations came out this morning. we're very excited here. i want to congratulate a lot of good nominees, but i want to congratulate the history channel their 10 part mini series, "the bible" was also nominated for any emmy. [ cheers and applause ] us, and "the bible." although it's

goodbye, jimmy fallon.laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's what i'm talking about! fantastic crowd! thank you! that's a great new york city crowd. welcome. welcome, everybody to "late night with jimmy fallon." already guys feeling good tonight, i can feel it. [ cheers and applause ] well, welcome. thank you for being here. here's what people are talking about. it's a pretty big deal. jeff bezos, the ceo of amazon.com, just bought the "washington post" for $250 million. yeah. it was weird. he just walked into the "post" headquarters and said, "add to cart." [ laughter ] and it worked. and this is cool, since he bought it before 11:00 a.m., he got same-day delivery. [ laughter ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] of course, jeff bez

and here he is -- jimmy fallon!plause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ah, that feels good right there. that feels good! thank you very much. great new york city crowd. welcome, everybody to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys feeling good tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's all that matters. welcome to the show and thank you for watching at home. here's what people are talking about. anthony weiner. [ laughter ] he's still not going away. he's still running for mayor here in new york despite all of the sex scandals. in fact, he just released a 19-page booklet with new proposals on how to improve life in new york city. which sounds good until you find out it's a pop up booklet. [ laughter ] [ applause ] actually one of weiner's proposals is to create 100,000 more parking spaces around the city. when they heard that, new york was like, "sex scandal? what sex scandal. let's go! let's get those parking spots! i love anthony weiner! weiner for mayor. i love that guy!" [ cheers and applause ] tony wein! mit

and here he is -- jimmy fallon!'s what i'm talking about, right there! great new york city crowd. looking good tonight! yeah! welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. you guys feeling good, huh? [ cheers ] welcome. here's what -- here's what people are talking about. president obama gave a big speech yesterday on the economy. a really big speech. it was actually longer than his last state of the union address. though it should be noted that he opened with, like, 20 mutes of anthony weiner jokes. [ laughter ] too easy. they write themselves. but everyone's still talking about anthony weiner. they're -- all of his new sexting scandal. in fact, last night, weiner was at a forum for all the -- [ laughter ] weiner was at a forum -- >> steve: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: for all the candidates for mayor. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: and he actually got booed by the crowd. [ audience oohs ] which got even worse when weiner was, like, "boobs, where?" [ laughter ] >> steve: weiner. >> jimmy: and now, i'm sure you all know

it looks like brian cranston but you'll see it's actually fallon. jimmy kimmel is jumping on the bandwagon here. he's pretty excited about "breaking bad's" final season. in fact, he has an idea for a spin-off of his own. check it out. >> now that "breaking bad" is near the end of its run, they need something to replace it. i think they should combine it with another long-rung and beloved show to make it into a program for kids. >> all along it was you! >> [ bleep ] -- nursing home. i'm a dying man who runs a car wash. my right hand to god, that is all that i have. >> tread lightly. >> i don't even know what to say about that. >>> finally, i figured i'd give everyone a lunch idea today. you better have your wallet. a gentleman in search of the most expensive fast food burger went to the jack in the box because he knew they'd literally make anything he ordered. the result? this 20-patty jumbo jack burger. it comes in at just over $38. and roughly about 9,000 calories. mika, that is called a solid lunch. >> he's just trying to goad me. it's not even --

we'll have part one of a candid interview with jimmy fallon.winnie. we'll talk to him about fatherhood and their struggle to have a baby. we'll find out the meaning of her name. there's a story. >> winnie, i like that name. i do. also ahead, are you one of those people you buy a lot at the store and tend to return a lot at that store. >> i've done it from time to time. it's on the up and up though. >> you're not a serial returner? >> no. >> we'll tell you why your favorite store maybe tracking you. >> next week is a special one around here. we're moving our whole show to the plaza while we spruce up studio 1-a. so we're making it fan appreciation week full of fun events and special surprises. so come on down. >> that includes our hunt for today's biggest fan. do you think you're the "today" show's biggest fan? submit a 30 second video telling us why. you can find out how on today.com. you can get a trip to new york city. are you sitting down? >> no. >> today's biggest fan will get vip passes to one direction. [ screaming ] >> when you say one d

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and here he is -- jimmy fallon!plause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about right there. that is a good-looking new york city crowd right there. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. welcome to the show. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. thank you so much. i'm so excited tonight. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show of all shows. tonight we have jeff bridges on the show! >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight we have stacy keibler on the show! >> steve: whoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and tonight i am very excited about our musical guest. [ cheers ] reuniting for the first time in almost 20 years, jesse and the rippers are on the show! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ jesse and the rippers, i cannot wait. when i told them they were performing at the end of the show, they were like, "how rude." [ laughter ] it was another hot day out there. wasn't it hot today? >> audience: yes. >> jimmy: the temperature is up to 190 degrees in new york city.

and here he is -- jimmy fallon!heers and applause ] >> jimmy: i feel the love! oh, yeah! absolutely! welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody! you guys feeling good?! [ cheers and applause ] hot peanuts. hey, guys, everybody's still talking about the new pope. everybody. everybody's talking -- >> steve: everybody. >> jimmy: everybody, yeah. but i was doing research on this guy. it turns out, did you know that he was a chemistry teacher, a high school chemistry teacher? >> steve: no, i didn't know that. >> jimmy: yeah, he starts out a chemistry teacher and winds up the pope. as most people put it, "breaking bad" spoiler alert. [ laughter ] >> that's how it ends. >> jimmy: i also read that pope francis actually put himself through school by working as a bouncer at a nightclub. which will come in handy now that he's kind of now the bouncer for heaven. [ laughter ] "you know you can't come in dressed like that." check this out here, a bakery here in new york is already selling cookies with a picture of the n

>> jimmy kimmel. >> fallon with $11 million per year. would have gotten that wrong, too. >> with he both would have been wrong. >> guess what? we're complete losers. >> it's a tie. you were horrible. the new tv guide is coming out tomorrow. >> up next, hollywood's cutest kids revealed. strahan's girls, elvis' mini me grandbabies and the most fashionable twins. guess who? crazy video, honey boo boo's game of redneck wipeout? then two hot exclusives. is this america's next top supermodel? and david beckham thatted up and stripped down. >> what's he selling? >> who cares. >> plus, mike tyson's punchout with mario at the grove, coming up. >> well, this week's blu-ray giveaway epic is an action adventure fantasy about bugs like the one crawling on me here and we're giving away "epic" to our home viewers at extratv.com. but right now who wants our epic blu-ray? [cheers and applause] you by a," brought to kellogg's special k. >> coming up, cher's wild newspaper hairdo the first look at her first music video in 12 years. >> "extra, extra." >> we

and here he is -- jimmy fallon!d applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you very much. welcome, everybody. that's a good-looking crowd. welcome. thank you for being here, you guys. oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] that was way too nice. thank you. i love you, too. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys are feeling good, huh? [ cheers and applause ] that's good. i love the vibe. you're a rowdy crowd. i like that. let's see what everyone's talking about. the new iphone is coming out. i'm excited about this. >> steve: oh, yeah. >> jimmy: it just came out last week. and now a new one's coming out in a couple of months. [ light laughter ] the new one here is kind of scary. i heard that the new iphone is gonna have a new feature that keeps track of your every movement. [ light laughter ] yeah. then president obama was like, "right, new feature." [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. brand new. never existed before. speaking of the president, yesterday, obama met with the prime ministe

. >>> the 50 greatest musical performers, plus jimmy fallon put a new twist on robin thicke's hit song "blurred lines." >>> welcome back. let me take you through your weekend forecast. a few showers and storms will be hit and miss today. a little monsoonal moisture around tucson and phoenix. showers around seattle. cooler temperature bess hind this storm system that's kicked up to the north. it's brought down cooler air from canada. as far as the weekend goes, we warm it back up. the northwest looking better. 75 in washington. still warm in interior california. forecast has not changed for any coastal locations there in california, even into sunday. we remain status quo. temperature even in los angeles has been on the cooler side as we go throughout the summer and interior sections will be warm but not oppressively hot from reno to boise to salt lake city. >>> some good weather for the last month of our summer vacation. first weekend of august. >> slow it down. >> it's going fast. >>> hollywood heavyweights and a saturday morning cartoon will be competing for box office supremacy. "two

jalen know and jimmy fallon. >> ashton kutcher is here. here is what is happening on m jimny fallon. >> justin timberlake is here all week. tonight on late night after jalen know. >> orioles find themselves in a tighter game than they should be because of an unusual play you don't usually see in the major leagues. we'll show it to you coming up. >> a san francisco giants apologized for throwing a banana add adam jones last night. he said he threw it on the field and did not aim for the center fielder. he had no racial motivation just frustration at the giants loss. he called the action embarrassing and apologized. connects for the single in the second inning brought in j.j. hardy and gave the orioles a 2-0 lead. then feldman hangs a curveball that crushes into the seats. solo home run and it's a one-run allgame. then this run because the umpire ruled machado interfeared at third. you can't make contact with the runner. it's tied at 2-2. then steve pearce comes in to score and that's the go ahead run. orioles up 3-2 in the fifth n arizona.

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] >> that's a great, great new york city crowd right there. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. you guys doing good tonight? well, welcome. welcome and thank you so much for coming and thank you for being here. we're going to have fun tonight. here's what everybody is talking about. everyone is talking about beyonce has got a new haircut. [ laughter ] beyonce has a new haircut. she looks beautiful in anything. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: she would look beautiful bald. yeah, she has a new hair cut. she has hair. short, short hair. it's blond. do we have a photo of it? look at that. [ audience woo ] it's gorgeous. i think she looks beautiful. she always does. but her fans seem to be divided over this. yeah, some and say it's weird and unflattering. and well, others have lives. [ laughter ] it's a haircut. [ cheers and applause ] it's a haircut. big deal. who cares. movie buffs out there will be very excited about this. they just discovered an orson we

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. thank you so much, everybody. look at this crowd. looking good out there tonight. that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. welcome, everybody, to "late night with jimmy fallon." i'm your host, da-da. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ yes. it's been a crazy couple of days. i -- actually, it's one day. it was just yesterday. it feels like it's been four -- i'm at a four-day conference or something. it's very taxing on the fathers. i don't know how it is for the mothers, but very taxing. i'm emotionally drained. i'm the father of a beautiful baby girl. [ cheers and applause ] she's so cute. her name is winnie rose fallon, and she is so cute. [ audience aws ] she is five pounds -- i'm giving all the details. [ laughter ] five pounds, nine ounces. i got down to the ounce. that's how i weigh myself as well. [ laughter ] i got to lose a couple ounces. and she's so cute. having the baby -- and me and my wife are so happy, a

just get out. >> jimmy fallon wasn't just making jokes.s playing a serious game with seth meyers. it's called egg russian roulette. some are boiled and some are not. take a look. >> well done. >> oh! >> like a good detective, this is hard boiled. >> yes! >> he wins! >> that looks like a lot of fun. mumford and sons are a band known pr their style in clothes and sound. this video plays off their no nonsense reputation. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> that was heartwarming and moving and extremely funny. >>> finally, we like to shed light on cutting edge products. today we're talking about the donut ice cream sandwich. find the local to get your hands on one of these donut sandwiches. they are also offering an option. it's the mocha java chocolate donut sandwich. mika, please done tell me you wouldn't like to take a big bite of one of those. >> everything about what you just said is all wrong. and the way you said it and how you look saying it it too. thank you. >>> coming up on "morning joe, "-- what time is it? nbc news has learned the u.s. is now stepping up se

jimmy fallon or jimmy kimmel? >> jimmy kimmel. >> fallon with $11 million per year. i would have gotten that wrong too. >> we would be both wrong. >> we are both losers. >> we are ending as a tie. you were horrible, ladies. >> in sunday i will be glued to the tube watching the v.m.a.'s on mtv. but over on own, oprah has a revealing interview with one of the biggest names. teeny turner and her husband. >> i saw you as we were talking about the old days and ike. is it hard for you to share? >> o pulling no punches in her tina exclusive, touches on the years of abuse on ike and grilling turner on whether the queen of rock 'n' roll -- >> ♪ rolling on a river >> truly is retired? >> how hard was that to hang up the shoes? >> i have to be careful how i say this because the public will get it wrong. >> opened aslways. how she walked out on ike with 36 cents and a gas card in 1978 and never looked back. now an unbelievle 73, tina has $1 billion fortune. those legs and the one thing oprah never thought she'd have again, a new husband. >> literally went what. >>ina and irwin h

and here he is -- jimmy fallon!ause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, wow, fantastic welcome, everybody! you make me feel so good. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys feeling good tonight? [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome, and thank you for watching at home, too, but boy, if you are here -- [ cheers and applause ] here's what people are talking about, you guys. big, big, sports news today. it was just announced that alex rodriguez has been suspended from baseball for 211 games. but he said he's gonna appeal the decision and keep playing. >> steve: ooh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: even anthony weiner was like, "man, some people just don't know when to quit." [ laughter ] just get out. [ cheers and applause ] trust me. trust me. that's right, a-rod was suspended for buying performance-enhancing drugs from an anti-aging clinic down in florida. [ laughter ] 'cause if there's one place where people really know how to look young -- [ laughter ] -- it's florida. i wanna wish a happy belated birth

jimmy fallon and robin thicke, music gold. ♪ ♪ hey hey hey ♪ hey hey hey ♪ hey hey hey ♪ ♪ >>> fallond a kazoo, a spoon, and a cow bell. >> sounded good. >> i think i have all of those in my house. >>> we're back in a moment with some little leaguers trying to make it big in the east bay. >>> the general manager of b.a.r.t. said there was progress in the negotiations. we'll be following the b.a.r.t. labor negotiations, if a strike happens, nbc bay area will be here for you. we have the workaround to help you avoid the traffic tie-ups. on monday our b.a.r.t. strike coverage will begin at 4:00 a.m. and will continued throughout the day on air and online. >>> they're on fire and making the east bay proud. the pleasanton little league team is taking on heavily favored houston. earlier in the week, they beat other top-ranked championship teams from michigan and arizona. this is the inaugural run of the intermediate series of 11-year-olds to 13-year-olds. the boys have sparked a big community response. >> everybody is hear being it people coming from fremont, from richmond, up in the northe

add jimmy fallon and robin thick and it is funny. ♪ >> fallon and the late night band the rats got togethero play his chart topping song. they used spoon, a recorder and a nod to bla oyster cult, a cow belle. you can hear it at want:30. >>> finally a programming note. we'll bring you live b.a.r.t. strike coverage to help you avoid the inevitable traffic tie-ups. >> we've made it to the weekend. >> we'll see you. so... [ gasps ] these are sandra's "homemade" yummy, scrumptious bars. hmm? maybe. rich chocolate chips... i just wanted you to eat more fiber. and then the awards started coming in, and i became addicted to the fame. topped with chocolaty drizzle... and fraudulence. i'm in deep, babe. you certainly are. [ male announcer ] fiber one. fiber beyond recognition. try new fiber one peanut butter protein bars. >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight show" band. tonight, jay welcomes -- meredith vieira, comedian jim norton, the music of charlie worsham, and "police blotter." and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and appla

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, please, welcome! thank you guys so much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] that's a great crowd. that's a great -- everybody -- everybody excited for st. patrick's day weekend? [ cheers ] i wish that you guys at home could be here, 'cause the whole studio smells like a mix of beer and shamrock shakes. it's is just -- [ cheers ] it is exciting. i'm irish, of course, and i celebrate st. patrick's day. but i don't drink. [ light laughter ] >> what!? >> jimmy: 'cause i think irish people are hard enough to understand when they're sober. [ laughter ] [ muttering ] the way my grandfather would talk. but there is a little controversy, you guys. organizers of the new york city st. patrick's day parade still won't allow any gay pride groups to march. [ audience boos ] mainly because parade officials don't want to embarrass themselves in front of people who really know how to throw a p

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and here he is -- jimmy fallon! ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome! thanks very much! fantastic, welcome, thank you very much. looking good. you guys feeling good tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's what it's all about. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," you guys. i'm so psyched you're here, and thank you for watching at home. here's what everybody's talking about. it's still anthony weiner. [ laughter ] just -- anthony weiner -- it's just not getting any better for this guy. now his campaign's communications director is in trouble for calling a former intern a slutbag. [ laughter ] >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: slutbag. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: i know, yeah. but weiner said that he'd take care of it. he promised to give them both a good texting to. [ laughter ] and that's his -- i appreciate that he's doing that. he really isn't helping himself. in an interview on monday, weiner refused to say whether or not he's still sexting with other women. he was like "look, for a

and here he is -- jimmy fallon!ers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about there, ladies and gentlemen! oh! looking fantastic right there! welcome, everybody! how fun! welcome to the show! this is "late night with jimmy fallon." oh, you guys are looking good out there. welcome to our show, and thank you for watching at home. if you're watching at home. or -- wherever you're watching the show. you should get home. everyone's talking about anthony weiner. everyone's got weiner on the brain. [ laughter ] things are not getting easier for this guy. in fact, it just came out that weiner has fallen to fourth place in the democratic race for new york city mayor. yeah. even worse, third place is a write-in candidate -- anyone else but weiner. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] he's got a decent chance at winning. everybody is weighing in on this now. yesterday on fox news, donald trump -- he said that there's something mentally wrong with anthony weiner. [ laughter ] he said -- [ as trump ] that guy is dang

and here he is -- jimmy fallon!se ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much! oh! that's what i'm talking about, right there! great new york city crowd. looking good tonight! yeah! welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. you guys feeling good, huh? [ cheers ] welcome. here's what -- here's what people are talking about. president obama gave a big speech yesterday on the economy. a really big speech. it was actually longer than his last state of the union address. though it should be noted that he opened with, like, 20 minutes of anthony weiner jokes. [ laughter ] too easy. they write themselves. but everyone's still talking about anthony weiner. they're -- all of his new sexting scandal. in fact, last night, weiner was at a forum for all the -- [ laughter ] weiner was at a forum -- >> steve: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: for all the candidates for mayor. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: and he actually got booed by the crowd. [ audience oohs ] which got even worse when weiner was, like, "boobs, where?"

we'll talk with oklahoma governor mary fallon in a few minutes. first, we want to get the latest on the case from the stevens county district attorney jason hicks. we are learning more, especially about one of the suspects, 15-year-old james edwards. he put videos on the web which we see him playing with a gun, flashing gang signs. he tweeted a number of racist messages including this one, "90% of white people are nasty, hash tag hate them," yet you say you don't intend to treat this as a race-related crime. sir, why not? >> well, good morning, chris. the reason that i'm not going to be treating this as a hate crime is as far as the evidence goes directly linked to the murder of christopher lane there is nothing inside the files and audio and reports we've been given that would lead us to believe christopher lane was killed simply because of his nationality or because of his race. in the state of oklahoma, our hate crime statute is a misdemeanor. i believe it's more important for us to focus on the death of christopher lane than to focus on the ha

with that, governor fallon. >> thank you. >> thank you. what a beautiful place it is to be this morning. governor walker, stunning view. thank you for hosting us here. we appreciate your work on behalf of the national governor's association. -- you lead us a great year of productivity and working on many important issues for our nation tps. been a great success. we are glad to be join by our fellow colleagues that joined us here. thank you for coming this morning. i know, i certainly am going take valuable lessons from you, jack, as we continue to move the nga along and have the opportunity this sunday we have a change of relationship. -- leadership. i want to take a moment to thank governorwalker and his wife for a wonderful weekend. we had a great time last night we have some of the colleagues that went down the slide on the burlap sacks. i didn't try it. i had to be prepared to speak this morning. i heard it was a graft great time had at the baseball stadium and certainly a beautiful stadium. absolutely remarkable. the food was great. i

you can watch jay leno and jimmy fallon. kristen bell tonight. jack johnson is here. a beautiful show. the beautiful jimmy fallon coming up next. -- is hered only tonight [indiscernible] >> chris davis took a swing at the sports illustrated cover. drama coming up next. >> so much has gone wrong, it is easy to expect the worst. the orioles victory causes it relation. -- causes elation. fans witnessed some monster homeruns. , the bottom five for chris davis. a bit of history on the cover of sports illustrated. his 46 this season. they take a 4-2 lead. the orioles defense against -- top nine, jim johnson did not close. , what a tag. ended -- i have evertag seen. it was textbook. he starts in the front. he catches the ball. >> i think he could do that. the red sox were in san francisco. the top two unloaded. two run shot. then it is 2-0. the pop-up. it is a gift run-scoring double. oh my. the is a 3-1 shot. the orioles keep pace. the ravens made a move on wednesday. they traded david reed to the colts. it made sense for ozzie newsome. the selection -- it looks great. he a

governor's jack and mary fallon. you can watch those of live tomorrow on c-span. acting irs commissioner was on capitol hill today. he answered questions at the house oversight subcommittee hearing about increases in identity theft tax fraud cases. during that hearing, california congressman darrell issa, the chairman of the full oversight committee used his ln questioning to discuss the ongoing investigation in to the irs targeting of political groups. here is a portion of that exchange. >> i have some frustration i'm bringing to you today. as you know, a number of months ago, the president made it clear that the behavior that occurred in isolated basis in cincinnati was unacceptable. he charged that we would get to the bottom of it. we have gotten to the fact it's not isolated to cincinnati as was said, it's not isolated to washington, and it goes to your chief council's office. as we go to do our discovery, that's where rub is. you promised us full cooperation and yet the office of chief council has 70 attorneys. they are delivering four documents a day per att

and exercise -- often serving as first example -- natpop from first lady vs fallon video? taking on jimmy fallon in a fitness battle and teaching workout moves to kids and the coveted cover model is not above a little vanity as she approaches 50 >> "i have never felt more confident in myself, more clear on who i am as a woman.i want to be this really fly 80-, 90-year old." >> reporter: i asked mrs obama's former campaign chief of staff stephanie cutter how she'll be remembered >> fun. passionate. a good mom. a great spouse. uh, somebody that so many women across this country can relate to >> reporter: when it comes to presidential politics and whether there will be a female commander in chief in her lifetime? mrs obama says >> "yes, i think the country is ready for it. it's just a question of who's the best person out there. brighamfor more on her interview. we've posted a story on our website. >> pam: just go to kron-four dot com. ahead at eight. the creepy things found inside a kidnapper's home that will leave you thankful his young victim was found alive. why pot may hi

after 22 years behind the desk, he is out and jimmy fallon is in. nbc expressed an interest in keeping the host on the network, if i'm not mistaken, haven't they tried this once before? >>> we have clouds, fog, where is the rain? i will tell you when it moves in, coming up. clouds and fog but no delays on 97. i will show you what the main lines look like and bring you the latest drive times coming up after the break. from maryland's most accurate forecast. >>> let's check out the temperatures this morning, we are warm, coming in 71 degrees, mount airy, 69 for a dew point. we are dealing with humidity out there. patchy fog in spots. we are headed to mount airy. plenty of cloud cover, throughout the day, we will see peeks of sunshine, partly sunny skies, we have the chance for showers in the forecast as well, thunderstorms especially as we head towards the afternoon. looking at the most powerful radar, not a lot going on. one isolated shower this morning, that was early this morning, 4:30, that is long gone, on the border of carol and baltimore. i adv

it's too good. >> let's watch jimmy fallon. >> you can't turn on the tv without some newscaster talking about weiner and it's actually kind of catchy. take a look. >> anthony weiner. >> anthony weiner. >> anthony weiner. >> weiner. >> weiner. >> weiner. >> anthony weiner. >> weiner. >> weiner. >> carlos danger. >> carlos danger. >> carlos. >> carlos. >> danger. >> anthony. carlos. >> weiner. >> weiner. >> danger. >> weiner! >> weiner! >> i like the way he buttoned it. >> i like it. >> i know, i know. >> if you're wondering about cindy leathers. >> is that her real last name? it's her real last name? somebody check on that, please. research team, amanda, one person. >> research team of one. anyway, sydney leathers spoke out on "inside edition" a little while ago and now she decided to go to the man himself, howard stern. you know how things are when howard stern is interviewing. let's listen to what she said of howard. >> the guy never met you face-to-face. i've had more contact with you already. you had to say to yourself this guy is one sick puppy. >> totally. especially after the firs