tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- jon hamm brit marling martha stewart and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 94! ♪ and now, here he is -- jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks so much! thank you, everybody. oh. that's nice. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about right there. beautiful! welcome! fantastic! that makes me feel good. welcome, everyone. welcome to "the tonight show."

and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: looking good. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show" everybody. here's what people are talking about. a huge sports story here. former microsoft ceo steve ballmer is buying the los angeles clippers for $2 billion. some are saying he overpaid and may never get his money's worth. [ light laughter ] and then microsoft customers say, "welcome to the club." [ laughter ] too zune? too zune? [ laughter ] yeah. ♪ >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: a little too zune, yeah too zune, yeah. that's right, donald sterling sold the team for $2 billion after he originally paid 12.5 million. it's good news for the nba and great news if you're a racist. [ laughter ] i can make $2 billion. how much money did i make? i want to say congrats to the new york rangers who beat the montreal canadiens. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] to advance to the stanley cup finals. you watched it, r

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jimmy fallon is perfectly cast in the role. [ applause ] fallon was recently in the awful "taxi" butid you were perfection in that movie. so, see -- >> jimmy: no, i love it. yeah. like he doesn't know what he is talking about. he's a genius. i love it. [ laughter ] it's great. and so i just -- to see how he affects and how much he loves film and what movies mean to him and what movies mean to all of us. it's just an escape and a way for all of us to, you know, see our fears and follow our dreams, just watching these beautiful things. i love this documentary and you were great in it. >> thank you. you know what, he -- i think he would be very pleased with it. he was, you know, wanted them to make a movie, warts and all, so he doesn't come off as a a saint in this movie. but he is -- >> jimmy: he was great. >> i think he was extraordinary. he was a great man. >> jimmy: i agree. did he come one the thumbs up or was that gene? >> no it was roger. >> jimmy: okay. calm down. yeah, no roger. >> you know what? this is really funny, because remember before -- back to the romans, it was always

i'm jimmy fallon.nd in the time -- [ cheers ] in the time it took me to say that, germany scored five more goals against brazil. [ laughter ] there was a huge blowout at the world cup yesterday. germany beat brazil 7-1 in the semifinals. it was so bad that, eventually, the refs told brazil, "you know what? go ahead and use your hands." [ laughter ] i don't care. [ cheers and applause ] next goal's worth double. 7-1. that's crazy. i mean, who would have thought brazil's soccer team would have collapsed before one of its stadiums. i had money on the -- [ audience oohs ] of course, germany was really excited about the win. when asked what they were going to do next, germany was like -- [ with german accent ] "we're going to invade disney world." [ laughter ] actually, germany's win yesterday was the most tweeted about sports event ever. unfortunately, most of those tweets came from brazil's goalie. [ laughter ] i should've had -- [ laughter ] i should of have those -- come on guys, i'm sending out a a twe

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of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- james franco chadwick boseman musical guest, jenny lewis and featuring the legendary roots crew. and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. thank you for being here. thank you so much for being here. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. here's what everyone is talking about. this is pretty big. the "new york times" just published an editorial calling on the federal government to legalize recreational marijuana. [ cheers and applause ] the "new york times." they don't reall care about weed, it's just the only way they can keep selling papers. [ laughter ] you don't have to read it, you can roll it, use it however you want. the "new york times" wants the government to legalize marijuana. even weirder, "high times" is calling on the u.n. to broker a a two-state solution in the middle east. [ laughter ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: so, i don't know what's going on. the oddest weekend, yeah. like a freaky friday.

and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a hot crowd right there. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] oh, it's so fun. welcome. welcome, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we're so -- we're so excited. we're so happy. we're so excited. today, our show got nominated for six emmy awards. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ oh, i'm so happy. and if we win for best show, i promise to give the emmy to my parents. [ audience aws ] and if we win for best writing, i promise to give the emmy to rob ford. he's responsible for half of our monologues. him and chris christie. they have to split it. chris christie doesn't like to split anything. [ laughter ] our show got nominated for best writing. so, i just want to speak to my writers. from the heart, and say "you good at job. me no good. you know peoples." [ laughter and applause ] and this is cool, we also got nominated for best lighting. [ cheers ] our lighting team does an amazing job. in fact, here's a picture of me wit

it's me, jimmy fallon. laughter ] i just love it so much because i get to say things like twidley dee and twidley doo. [ laughter ] look at me. i wear fancy suit. [ laughter ] but you know what's really great about being jimmy fallon? i get to interview me good friends like whoopi goldberg. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, oh, thank you. thank you, jimmy. [ laughter ] jimmy, i heard that you, or a a little rumor, that you like to play around with musical instruments. what sort of instruments do you like to play? >> i love playing the trumpet. >> jimmy: trumpet. trumpet. toot toot toot. [ laughter ] i'm a tuba. tuba, tuba, tuba, tuba. >> jimmy: i'm the bass. [ imitates bass ] >> oh, wow. you are really good. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: you know, i saw a a guy, who was hailing a cab by whistling. and he was like -- my face is itchy. hold on. [ laughter ] a guy was hailing a cab by whistling. he was like -- [ whistles ] then i started whistling too and i was, like -- [ whistle ] can you whistle,

i'm moving on. >> steve: uh, yeah, this is jimmy fallon.hter ] >> jimmy: my voice -- >> steve: so, if you have a a message for me, just leave a a number -- >> jimmy: that's not my voice. >> steve: -- at the beep because i'm not home right now. so, if you want to reach me -- >> jimmy: it won't shut off! [ laughter ] >> steve: hello, hello. >> jimmy: hello? >> steve: yeah, hi. i was wondering if you want some crack? >> jimmy: all right, bye. [ laughter ] >> steve: that was your answering machine. >> jimmy: do you want crack with that? ♪ thank you, apple plans for a a smart wrist watch. wow, a device that can do all the things an iphones can do plus tell the time like an iphone does? count me in! [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: what's that -- what's that awful thing around your wrist? >> steve: what, this thing? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: wait a sec. it's my iwatch. >> jimmy: oh, cool. i got one too. it's also a phone. >> steve: really? well, my phone doesn't work but it's an iwatch. >> jimmy: no, this is cool. [ imitates ph

he was voted "manliest jimmy fallon.". [ cheers and applause ] those are your world cup superlatives everyoby. we have a great show. give it up for the roots! come on! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a fun, fun show tonight, everybody. you're here for a good one. he's back with a new season of "ray donovan." liev schreiber is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] great guy. plus, this guy is one of the most talented and prestigious filmmakers of his generation. i love this guy so much. the great rob reiner is stopping by. every one. "spinal tap." "stand by me." he produced "seinfeld." he did "princess bride." i met him at the emmy awards last year. he was there with his family, and they're really cool. and i said hi. but, you know, i like him too much. so i went in for a hug, a big hug. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: and i could feel him kind of push away a little bit towards the end. and then, i grabbed on tighter. [ laughter ] i hugged him a little bit too long. >> steve: yeah, you got to do the second hug. >

and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. hot crowd! i can feel the heat! i can feel the heat coming from the crowd. welcome, everyone. to "the tonight show." thank you for being here. thank you for watching. here's what everyone is talking about. it's this crazy weather we're having. i don't know what's going on. all over the country. you know what it is? polar vortex. >> steve: ooh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the polar vortex is back. causing the midwest to experience fall-like temperatures. at this point, i can't tell if it's climate change, that's the problem or if god just put the earth on shuffle. [ laughter ] gonna snow. maybe that's why the fcc announced wants it overhaul the emergency alert system so that president obama would be able to interrupt any tv broadcast and address the country instantly. this, of course, raises the question, he can't do that already? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, that's part of the deal, right? you're the president. [ che

jimmy fallon is the king of rate night ratings for one reason.ts his guests talk more than he does. a new study looked at time spent by a host talking compared to their guests and according to the author fallon talks 37% of the time. craig ferguson 43%. jimmy kimmel 48%, seth myers and david letterman 51%. conan o'brien 53%. frozen is the new black. well, sort of. in this youtube version elsa joins the rest of the disney princesses behind bars. >> so who's waiting for you on the outside? my prince charming is going to throw me the biggest fancier wedding ever. >> i don't believe in prince charming. >> me neither. >> well, demi lovato joins the human rights campaign for marriage equality and voices support in their web campaign. >> strengthen the institution of marriage by allowing loving, caring and committed same sex couples to legally marry. >>> a proud robert downey jr. writes on facebook i don't know if it's a man's world but i'm certain women run it. susan and i are therefore delighted to announce we're expecting a baby girl. november. and o

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fallon smith, nbc bay area. >> thank you, fallon. and way to go, lindsey. best of luck. >>> before we get out of here, the americans welcoming back a star as they prepare for their knockout match against belgium tomorrow in the world cup. jozy altidore will be available to play, but coach jurgen klinsmann admits he doesn't know how many minutes he'll play. at dor injured his hamstring notice first match. that will do it for now. raj, jessica, is that really you guys? i miss you guys. >> we miss you, too, henry. long time no see. >> where did i go wrong? was i flirting with jess too much? >> they separated us. >> you can flirt with jeff and i anytime. >> i don't think so. >> nice to see you, henry. >> thanks. >> take care, jeff. >> team usa soccer. thanks for watching. hope you have a good night. >> hope to see you at 11:00 too, bye-bye. >>> j. lo's first interview since her break-up, taking on all the hookup rumors, now on "extra." >> is she or isn't she dating maks? jennifer lopez on the record about the men in her life. >> give me a break. just give me so

the tonight show starring jimmy fallon is coming up next. have a great night, we'll see you tomorrow. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- tom cruise, kendall and kylie jenner, musical guest chrissie hynde,

"the tonight show starring jimmy fallon" is coming your way next as we just heard. >> channing tatuming of fireworks, right? >> here's the finale of the philly fireworks show tonight. enjoy. happy fourth. the cadillac summer collection is here. ♪ ♪ during the cadillac summer's best event, lease this 2014 srx for around $329 a month or purchase with 0% apr and make this the summer of style. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- channing tatum, joshua topolsky, comedian julian mccullough, and featuring the legendary

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"tonight show starting jimmy fallon" is next. have a good night. uncle craig, what's the deal? oh...you can't record that many shows at once. why? you can't save every single cartoon. why? you know you can't pause the tv here and play it in another room. why? it's time for fios quantum tv. store up to 200 hours in hd. record up to 12 shows at once. pause and play live tv, room to room. plus, watch live tv on the go with the fios mobile app. redefining what tv can be. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- james mcavoy. amy schumer. musical guest, tune-yards.

. >>> finally, jimmy fallon is the king of late-night ratings. one reason? he lets his guests talk more than he does. a new study looked at time spent by hosts talking compared to their guests. according to the author of tv's greatest talk shows, fallon talks 37% of the time. craig ferguson 43%, jimmy kimmel 48%, seth meyers and david letterman 51%, and conan o'brien 53%. >>> all right, other stories we're following. "the new york times" is reporting that chinese hackers targeted the files on tens of thousands of people applying for top-secret security clearances. senior officials say they snuffed it out before the process was complete with no word yet on how much personal info, if any, was stolen. >>> a jury finds the l.a. dodgers negligent in the 2011 beating of a san francisco giants fan. they're partly liable for $18 million in damages. the court says there wasn't sufficient security at the stadium when two men attacked bryan stow after a game causing brain damage. former owner frank mccourt was absolved. >>> the hits keep coming for bad boy pop icon jus

team fall-on, you guys are over there. >> jimmy: it's fallon. >> steve: what's that?ther. >> halle: oh, god. [ laughter ] okay. >> steve: all right. we got this. song. card. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: higgins. >> steve: five. five words. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> steve: oh, jiminy christmas. >> five words. >> jimmy: no, we're not -- >> steve: belly. pregnant. stomach. >> jimmy: what do you have when you have a stomach? >> steve: woman. you're a woman. you're a pregnant lady. you're a mother. you're a mother. mother! ooh! mother. you talk. sing. mother sing. mother -- grab. mother -- chit char -- punch. mother. [ laughter ] no, not. stop! mother -- talk. mother. [ laughter ] mother puncher. mother punch. mother hit. stop. >> jimmy: mother puncher? [ laughter ] >> steve: mother belly? smuckers jelly! [ buzzer ] [ audience moans ] >> steve: what was it? what was it? >> halle: mama said knock you out! >> jimmy: oh! >> steve: i'm sorry. that's on me. [ cheers and applause ] >> halle: good job. >> jimmy: mother puncher. how can that remotely be mother puncher? >> steve: i don't

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody! hey!hank you! thank you very much! wow! thank you very much. thank you very, very much. oh! hey, buddy. yeah! oh! hot crowd right there. hot, hot crowd. hot! welcome, everyone, to "the tonight show." thank you for being here. here's what everyone's talking about, you guys. this is -- this is big. "the new york times" is reporting that montana senator john walsh actually plagiarized at least 25% of his masters thesis in grad school. [ audience oohs ] oh, yeah. walsh totally denies it and said, "i am not a crook" and -- [ laughter ] "ask not what your country can do for you. ask what you can do -- [ laughter and applause ] -- for your country. mission accomplished." [ cheers and applause ] cleared everything up. >> steve: cleared everything up. >> jimmy: that's right. senator john walsh is up for re-election. plagiarized his thesis. even worse, it's mostly triple space and he really went in on the margins. [ laughter ] >> steve: really. >> jimmy: you're only hurting yourself, mister. >> stev

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you!ou very much! oh, my gosh. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ah, that feels good. i feel the love right there. thank you so much, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." thank you for being here. hot crowd. >> steve: hot. >> jimmy: hot. [ cheers and applause ] i feel it. here's what everyone's talking about. some celebrity drama here. orlando bloom apparently threw a punch at justin bieber -- [ laughter ] -- last night during an argument at a night club. yeah, orlando's hand was pretty sore today, you know, from all the -- from all the high-fives he got. [ laughter and applause ] that's right. justin bieber and orlando bloom got into a fight. luckily, a stranger broke it up who said, "girls, girls. stop it. i mean -- gentlemen." [ laughter ] let's see what's happening over in washington. president obama is facing repeated calls for his impeachment because of the immigration crisis at the border. but yesterday, house speaker john boehner said that in fact, "republicans actually have no plans

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon ♪ tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- halle berry chris colfer musical guest, florida georgia line and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you! thank you very much! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] hot crowd right there! hot crowd tonight! welcome! welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. thank you for being here. thank you for watching at home. here is what people are talking about. well, yesterday, our buddy toronto mayor rob ford -- [ laughter ] -- attended his first city council meeting since he got back from rehab. yeah, he said, it's great to be back, but man, these things are boring when you're sober. [ laughter ] i used to love these. you looked different before. your head was made of spaghetti. [ laughter ] that's right. rob ford attended his first city council meeting. it got weird when he was like, "hello, toronto city council." and they we like, "this is buffalo, sir, and also, you have to

. >>> it didn't look great at first, but this is jimmy fallon and halle berry fixing to do a hamsterl across a tumbling mat on last night's "tonight show." she is also officially a good sport and a freakishly good athlete. as for why they did what they did, you'll have to go to the website for that. >>> when we come back here tonight, would you have the guts to do the following? the new record breaking water slide higher than niagara falls. our correspondent is about to take a dive. ♪ your eyes. even at a distance of 10 miles... the length of 146 football fields. they can see the light of a single candle. your eyes are amazing. look after them with centrum silver. multivitamins to help support your eyes, heart and brain. centrum silver. for the most amazing parts of you. now, with a new easy to swallow coating. you wouldn't have it she any other way.our toes. but your erectile dysfunction - it could be a question of blood flow. cialis tadalafil for daily use helps you be ready anytime the moment's right. you can be more confident in your ability to be ready. and the same cialis is th

oklahoma governor mary fallon is fed up. she just wrote a letter directly to president obama demanding that he end the secrecy surrounding the detention of immigrant children in states like her own. and governor fallon joins us. good evening, governor. >> hi, greta. governor what's with the secrecy? what isn't the president 'telling you. >> we just want straightforward answer for the governors of our state. we want to know what the president's end game is and what's he planning on doing? get us the facts and information on secrecy that some of our states were facing. we were told originally that we would have migrant children and youth who would stay in oklahoma about 120 days until october 10th. but we hear through back channels that it could be extended longer than that we have asked where are the children from we're told it's a privacy issue we can't know. we have been asked where are the children going once they leaf oklahoma, we know there has been about 212 teenagers have been released into oklahoma. we don't know wher

fallon. enough. stop beating around the bush. stop beating around the bush.dience. listen to that man. [ light laughter ] it's for his wife. now i got to get up early for "the today show." so cut the bull[ bleep ] and do the gang-man style dance. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's gangnam. >> whatever! do the dance and mean it. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> whoa, that was lame. >> jimmy: oh come on. matt lauer everybody. [ cheers and applause ] hey -- ♪ there you go. what's going on with security today? there's a lot of people walking through the monologue. >> steve: gosh dang it. now you're going to go tell jokes. >> jimmy: i know. a scary moment at the cleveland browns practice yesterday. a guy was escorted off the field after he showed up to try out for the team. yeah. it was a close call, you know, for that guy. he could've ended up playing for the cleveland browns. [ laughter ] he was like, "but i'm really good." and they said, "i'm sure you are mr. tebow but, you know, rules are -- rules are rules." [ audience boos ] >> steve: oh snap. [ light laught

. >>> remember when jimmy fallon asked mitt romney to have burgers with him?d we should have a burger sometime. >> a burger sometime? we can do it next summer. we'll be there. >> okay, let's do it. >> romney followed up just in time for the 4th of july tweeting yesterday, jimmy fallon, i owe you a burger. the tonight show host tweeted right back, i'm available today and could always use a burger. hash tag burger summit. later 2002 posting this photo, fallon tweeting thanks for the burger. that was delicious. happy 4th of july. >> that's awesome. >> that's going to go in their cookbook with all their pictures. >> coming up, how's this for transparency? the president releasing some important documents. does he think no one is paying attention? we'll find out. >> what does it mean to be an american? maria molina is finding out at one of the biggest celebrations in the country. ♪ [ female announcer ] for a brilliant smile there's a breakthrough in whitening. from crest 3d white, new brilliance toothpaste and boost. after brushing, our exclusive boost polishes your

>> mary fallon is the chairwoman of the national governor's association and she is here.nk a lot of people in the country were not aware of how the system works until this crisis began. we have federal planes and buses meeting people at the border and sending them to all parts of the country and some have been proprosed to be sent to oklahoma as well with no heads up to anybody. hhs said they have to protect the privacy of the illeglals. >> it happened here. we have children 12-17 and got rumor of this about four weeks ago that we might be receiving children in oklahoma. but it a tuesday, a couple days later, we had a national phone call that said we would be receiving some of the children and by wednesday they were there and by friday i went down to fort sill to see what was going to happen in the state. these are children first and r foremost so we want to treat them humanely. but we have sent had a failure at the time border and sent the reading for south america that they can come over and we are not securing the border. this huge influx that shocked the nation and th

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh!t's what i'm talking about, right there. hot crowd. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. thank you for being here. oh, we got a good show. we have a good show tonight. but first, let's get to some news here. here's what people are talking about. president obama was giving an interview recently. and get this. he said that he felt that joe biden would be a good president. [ laughter ] when asked why, he was like "because he'd make me look amazing." [ laughter ] that's the real truth. i mean -- [ cheers and applause ] not going to lie. some more political news. new jersey governor chris christie's economic advisor -- [ cheers ] well, his economic advisor has announced that he is stepping down. [ audience ohs ] he just has to wait for christie to get off the seesaw first. [ laughter ] i know it's going to hurt! just do it! just get off slowly. i know it's going to kill! that's right. chris christie's economic advisor is stepping down after almost four years with the governor. he said,

s "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- keefer sutherland nicole richie musical guest crosby, stills and nash and featuring the legendary roots crew. and now, here?s your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. my goodness. it feels so good. i missed you guys. welcome to "the tonight show." thank you, for being here everybody. are you in a good mood? [ cheers and applause ] welcome. welcome to the show. i hope everyone had a great fourth of july weekend. and if you don?t remember it, then trust that you did. [ laughter ] that?s right, friday was the fourth of july, or as dogs call it, armageddon. [ laughter ] what the hell is happening right now? how is this fun? what is going on? [ laughter ] i?ve got to tell you congratulations to joey chestnut. this guy -- [ cheers and applause ] unbelievable. on friday, he won the big fourth of july nathan?s hot dog eating contest. he ate 61 hot dogs in 10 minutes. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: another guy was like,

and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much.come. that's what i'm talking about right there. hey. looking good! [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome, everyone -- to "the tonight show." welcome, welcome. here's what everyone is talking about. last night, of course, was the big "bachelorette" finale. [ cheers and applause ] that's my jam. that's my show. yeah. it was down to two great guys, josh and nick. but, ultimately, andi went with josh. [ scattered cheers ] yeah. she said, "after looking into her heart and doing a lot of soul-searching that he was the person she wants to spend the rest of her publicity tour with." [ laughter ] and it's just so sweet, when you think about it. sweet. very cute. amazing. [ cheers and applause ] of course, nick says he's heartbroken, lonely, devastated and whatever else he has to say to be the next bachelor. [ laughter ] chris, come on. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: this is kind of cool. a man in maryland claims that he found one of president obama's custom golf balls in the woods near the go

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about right there. hot crowd. excited. welcome, everyone. welcome to "the tonight show." thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] oh. how fun. well, welcome to the show. here's what people are talking about. my man kanye west just did this big interview with "gq." and he's just great in interviews. [ laughter ] he's like the best dude to interview. he just says whatever. just says it, and people are like "oh, my god. i can't believe. just write it all down." well, in the interview, he talks about getting married. and get this, says he loves kim kardashian because she's unique like a fighter jet or a a dinosaur. [ laughter ] so -- beat that, hallmark. [ applause ] you are like a fighter jet or a a dinosaur. aw, that's so sweet. aw. he's great, man. and in the interview, kanye tried to dispel the myth that he's mean. he's not mean. he's been on the show a bunch of times. he wanted to dispel the myth that he's mean. a

and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you.nk you very much. thank you very much. thank you. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] yeah. oh, that's what i'm talking about right there. hot crowd. welcome to "the tonight show" everybody. we're here. it's going to be a fun show tonight. hugh jackman in the house tonight. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy page in the house tonight. >> steve: what! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and the one the only barry gibb in the house tonight. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's a great show. >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: this is the show to be at. this is gonna be great. but first, here's what's people are talking about. this is a real shocker, you guys. i almost couldn't move this morning, i was so shocked about this. [ laughter ] you guys, olympic gold medal winning ice dancer meryl davis won "dancing with the stars" last night. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] she won the whole thing. >> steve: no! no! >> jimmy: when asked how she managed to edge out the competition, meryl was like

in the 800 block of north fallon street. one victim in critical condition, the other in stable condition, police think the shooting stems from neighborhood dispute. karen? >> thanks, chris, nearly dozen people are recovering after food truck exploded in the feltonville section, sending massive fireball into the sky. the surveillance camera captured dramatic scene. jenny joyce live right there with the very latest on all of this one. good morning, jenny. >> reporter: good morning, karen, that's right, about dozen people injured, most crick italy a woman and teen girl received critical injuries. they were actually inside the food truck when it exploded. take a lock at this amazing video. a massive fireball errupted on the 300 block of west wyoming avenue, which police say was caused by one of two propane tanks on the back of a truck which exploded. the propane tank itself started 150 feet down the street. several people nearby say they've heard, felt or saw the explosion happen. one, 24 year old victim, spoke with fox 29 after

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police say, this happened right around midnight last evening, this is the 800 block of north fallon street. one of those victims is list in the critical condition, the other is stable. police think this whole thing started over some casino of neighborhood dispute. >> a philadelphia police officer suffered minor injury after he was bitten in the leg by a person while trying to break up a fight. this happened at the sheffield tavern, the 4500 block of shelf street street in holmesburg. no word on what led to the fight or if any arrests were made. >>> nearly a dozen people are recovering this morning, after that massive food truck exploded in feltonville, sending fireball into the sky. surveillance video as it all happened. jenny joyce right there at the scene with the vet very latest on there is so jenny, the most people critically injured were the workers, mom and daughter, that were inside that food truck? >> the mom and caught here were inside the food truck along with a 13 year old girl who was just standing near the food truck, we're hearing that all three have burns on more than 50% of

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. that feels so good. i feel the love. i feel the love. welcome to "the tonight show", everybody. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] we've got a great show for you tonight. welcome, everybody. >> audience member: love you, jimmy! >> jimmy: here's what people are talking about. another setback for our pal, toronto mayor rob ford. [ laughter ] i heard that -- he recently broke his pinky toe while he was working out. [ laughter ] and people are very concerned and had a lot of questions. mainly, how'd you really do it? "i tripped on a hooker." [ laughter ] when the doctor told him his toe was broken, ford looked down and said, "i guess i'll just have to take your word for it." ford's doctor wrote a a prescription for pain meds, but then the pharmacy said, "actually, we get most of our drugs from him, so this usually comes in on wednesday, so we'll figure that out." [ laughter and applause ] doesn't make much sense. but

. >> seth: jimmy fallon. >> yeah. how come jimmy followed jay and not you?e jimmy is beloved and people barely know who i am. [ laughter ] >> no, but i honest to god thought for sure that you'd get it. didn't you? >> seth: no, i really didn't. [ laughter ] i still can't believe i got this. [ laughter ] >> i think it's a great combination. jimmy fallon and then you. [ cheers and applause ] eddie fisher. eddie fisher was the singer. so the last night, the producers said, "now, look. we got to take eddie, he's going to sing 'lady of spain, i adore you.' then he's going to go up the stairs, and we need somebody to hold the elevator door." so, they picked me because i was standing up there. [ laughter ] and so i ran down the hallway. i got to one of the phones, you know, the guys have outside. i called my mother up in the bronx. i said, "ma, mom, you're not going to believe this, but i'm going to be on television tonight." she said, "oh, yeah?" i said, "so, try to watch. it's the perry como show, but eddie fisher is doing it." so, she said, "okay." so anyways, th

and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, i appreciate it. thank you very much, i appreciate it. wow, hot crowd tonight. hot, hot crowd tonight. welcome. welcome to "the tonight show" everybody. thank you for being here. i love you too. [ cheers ] yeah. welcome everybody. here's what people are talking about. last night was game one of the nba finals between the miami heat and the san antonio spurs and did you see this? the air-conditioning went out. [ light laughter ] the air-conditioning stopped working during the game which made it feel like 90 degrees inside the arena. or as football players, baseball players, tennis players, soccer players and runners put it, "must be rough. [ laughter ] yeah that must be tough." [ applause ] actually things got so bad that lebron james's leg cramped up and he had to be carried offer the court by his teammates. look at the photo. yeah. [ audience aws ] i know. and it's weird because usually it's lebron who has to carry the heat. [

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and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much.nk you. awesome. that's what i'm talking about right there. hot crowd. welcome to "the tonight show" everybody. thank you for being here tonight. great show tonight. good looking crowd. welcome. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. welcome, welcome to the show. we're going to have fun here. here's what everyone's taking about. last night was the first round of the nfl draft. it was right across the street at radio city music hall. a lot of excitement there but it was a little tense. tense night for quarterback johnny manziel. [ laughter ] also known as johnny football they call him. it was tense for him because everyone expected him to go pretty high in the draft. he fell to number 22. at one point his agent was like, "so, how do you feel about johnny foosball?" [ laughter ] so cool. that's right johnny manziel fell all the way to number 22. but as he was getting passed over he got messages of support from his fans while i just got flashbacks to gym class. [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ]