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, my gosh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy fallon and jay z. and then, jimmy, can you set the record straight? >> i think jay z is trying to buy the fallon show. the jimmy fallon show and he'sg- he's discussing how much he's going to get paid for it that's why he looks so happy >> jimmy: that's the weirdest photo i've ever seen i think i'm explaining to him how weird my shirt is. it's a very odd shirt. like, look at the pockets. look, the stripes are going the wrong way. >> oh, my gosh [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where was i? what shirt was that? oh, my gosh. >> a timeless shirt. a timeless collar. this is the last dab we call it the last dab, because it's tradition around here to put a little extra on the last wing. >> this one hurts. >> you don't have to if you don't want to. >> jimmy: i'm shak - my hands are shaking i really - look at this look at this >> you don't have to if you don't want to. >> jimmy: my hands are shaking i can't stop shaking >> you don't have to if you don't want to. >> why do we do this to ourselves? >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, s

fallon. remember thati franklin roosevelt wanted to becausehe supreme court they were blocking some of the new deal. i am wondering what the technical approach would be to expand the supreme court. do you have to make a law or is it some other process that would this situation, such that you could expand it to 15 or whatever you want number wise? they have always been political anyway so we might as well admit to it and pack the court and when you get in, do it. lastith the democrats, one point -- they are worrying about daca and attacking gun rights. i am on a razors edge of voting for warren or trump again, which i voted for him in 2016 and i don't want to vote for him, but you are forcing my hand. i would be curious about your technical analysis of this. host: brian fallon? guest: that is an interesting set of options to be waiting for 2020. the caller is right that there have been efforts taken to change the number in the supreme court. there is nothing in the constitution that locks it i

fallon. the group is demand justice. we are having this conversation on the opening day of the supreme court. the justices attended what is known as the red mass here in washington dc -- washington, d.c., most of them attending together. the justices will be on the bench today. the new term.of frank is in portland, ohio, a republican. you are on next with brian fallon. frank, are you with us? go ahead, sir. caller: yes, sir. how come california, maryland, get to dictate to the rest of the world how we live? host: brian fallon? guest: i think what the caller is referring to is there are a few cases that are some of the more prominent ones, were some lower court rulings have emanated out of the ninth circuit, the west coast and california, and the fourth circuit, which includes the mid-atlantic region. one of those cases is the daca case, which the supreme court has decided to hear this term. the president famously sought to undo the daca policy which helps about 700,000 dreamers in this countr

up next, jimmy fallon. >> announcer: and now, president donald trump >> jimmy: thank me [ cheers and applause thank me thank me very much you're all very happy that i'm here at the united nations [ light laughter ] i mean, wow, just look at all of the room full of diverse cuures and ethnicities seriously, it's like the scariest college brochure i've ever seen. [ laughter ] but i know what you're all thinking it's so great to be here with me for the last four to six hours of my presidency [ laughter ] who knew you make one phone call blackmailing a foreign leader and everyone acts like you made one phone call blackmailing a foreign leader [ laughter ] [ applause ] i guess it's like the old saying - collude once, shame on you collude twice, why not collude a third time [ laughter ] but now it looks like my whistle's been blown and not in the good way. [ laughter ] it was a lowdown blowdown. and now i'll have to face off against america's least fun grandma, nancy pelosi. that's right nancy's gone totally ukraine in the membrane [ laughter ] but luckily she has no evidence against me onl

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests - john cena, luke bryan and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1144 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. hey. hot crowd tonight. hot crowd. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause thank you for watching welcome to another special nfl postgame edition of "the tonight show. as always, thank you for having us in your living room along with your one friend who can't take the hint that it's time to leave after the game [ laughter ] "if you guys want to go to bed, i can lock up. [ laughter ] yeah, we're coming you to after tonight's game between the packers and the chiefs tonight was supposed to feature two of the nfl's best quarterbacks, aaron rodgers and patrick mahomes. but mahomes is still injured and a back up player played in his place. >> steve: oh >> jimmy: yes, for chiefs fans, it's basic

what did jimmy fallon have for breakfast today?had oatmeal with baby carrots on top. >> that's what i had, but that's a pretty common breakfast. >> totally. >> count of three, name your five favorite breakfast cereals, ready? >> fruit loops, lucky charms, frosted flakes, count chocula, trix. >> they're very popular. >> like pizza's everyone's favorite for lunch. >> certainly is mine. >> mine too. i love pizza. i'm wearing pizza underpants right now. look at this. look here. >> uh. no way. nipples. >> did you say nipple? >> mm-hm. >> why would you say that? >> oh, i say it all the time. >> nipples. >> have you had a dna test? i just did a 23 and me. >> yeah, i have, actually. >> turns out, i'm 100% that bitch. high-five on that. >> sorry, i'm bad at high fiving. >> i'm bad at high-fiving, too. yesterday i tried to high-five somebody and poked a lady in the eye. >> wait a minute. was she about this tall, russian lady? >> yes. >> i poked her other eye. i know how we're different. do you believe the earth is flat? >> i know it's flat,

and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: oh, very nice. come on, please. [ cheers and applause too much too much you love you love too much. i love you right back. have a seat and relax. we'll put on a fun show for you. hey, nice to see you guys. welcome to the "tonight show." thank you for being here [ cheers and applause it's sunday night! [ cheers and applause i love you i love you yeah, i love you it is sunday night and we are here with a special nfl postgame "tonight show." that's right [ cheers ] and if you are drunk right now, either you tailgated all day or you play for the jets. okay [ laughter ] tonight's big game was between the chiefs and the colts of course, the chiefs are led by 24-year-old mvp quarterback patrick mahomes. [ cheers and applause he's on the cover of this year's madden. check it out yeah, how cool is that [ audience oohs that is so cool. it reminds me of when tom brady was 24 and he was on the cover of "atari football." [ laughter and applause yeah, patrick mahomes is being called the face of the nfl meanwhile,

i've met with fallon's mom fawn and while she and all of fallon's loved ones have born this miscarriage of justice -- bourne this miscarriage of justice with extraordinary grace, they're just heart broken. and in addition to being heart broken, they're angry. they're outraged by the notion that the person charged with killing their daughter may have just been able to escape scot-free and face no consequences for his action. for some time i've been demanding information from the trump administration. in my view the victims of these crimes, their families, the american people, they're owed some essential answers. how did this happen? what is the united states government doing about it? i've written the department of justice. i've written the state department. i've written the u.s. marshal service. i've written the department of homeland security. as far as i can tell, i would have gotten better answers from the saudi royal family themselves. in fact, when i asked secretary of state mike pompeo what he was doing to try to return the saudi fujitives to the united states, basically what his

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests - michael douglas, kathryn hahn, musical guest jenny lewis, and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1142 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. oh i feel the love. i feel the love out there. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause guys, we are just one week away from halloween that's right, millions of americans are buying candy for trick or treaters, which they will rebuy in six days after they polish it off themselves. [ laughter ] that's right, halloween is on a weekday this year. parents are like, you mean i get to work a full day and walk around for hours in the cold darkness wow, awesome [ laughter ] i love halloween there's so many fun costumes, like, sexy nurse, sexy cop, sexy indicted trump staffer. you know fun costume - [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause but if you're still looking for a costum

he just said, he said "l he says, "hey jimmy fallon, if we win tonight, i get to come on fallon tonighte face. deal?" of course i said, "you're a dope but if you really want me to do that, i'll see you sunday night. go rangers!" [ cheers and applause i made a deal. i literally made a deal with the devil. [ laughter ] >> steve: the new jersey devil >> jimmy: i don't care yeah >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: anyways, it wasn't even a good bet because, think about it i get a pie in the face, right but he wasn't offering me anything if i won. >> steve: yeah [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: well anyways, it was a close game not really [ light laughter ] the rangers lost 5-2 [ light laughter ]i am man of m everyone, please welcome the new jersey devil [ cheers and applause ♪ congratulas. first of all, congratulations on the win before we do this, hold on one second i just -- i got to do this [ cheers and applause oh, gosh why do i -- why do i bet on twitter? [ light laughter ] here we go all right. hold o wait. hold on. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: all right. let's get this over with [ drum roll [ cheers an

jimmy fallon on swapping dad advice with jt. >> this kid is the coolest in the world. >> tonight show from hawaii with a little help from magnum pi. >> aloha, et. >>> welcome, everybody to "entertainment tonight" and the set of "magnum pi" and say aloha to my special co-host jay hernandez. i love that, how are you, thank you so much for bringing me to paradise. >> thank you for having you guys. beautiful here. >> it's good to be in paradise but you know who's a million miles away from paradise? felicity hoffmann. first since federal prison. forget orange is the new black, spotted with a dark green jumpsuit. underarmor sneakers and a white ball cap. 56-year-old met with oscar nominee william h. macy and 17-year-old georgia on sofia, t daughter who felicity bribed, had a prior commitment. we're told macy went solo to see felicity again on sunday and quote, the visits went nicely. the source added, however, it's hard for georgia, her mother's in prison garb. very difficult. as for the cell, it's similar to this. a source tells us she shares it with other inmates and there's a toilet in t

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fallon. remember thati franklin roosevelt wanted to becausehe supreme court they were blocking some of the new deal. i am wondering what the technical approach would be to expand the supreme court. do you have to make a law or is it some other process that would this situation, such that you could expand it to 15 or whatever you want number wise? they have always been political anyway so we might as well admit to it and pack the court and when you get in, do it. lastith the democrats, one point -- they are worrying about daca and attacking gun rights. i am on a razors edge of voting for warren or trump again, which i voted for him in 2016 and i don't want to vote for him, but you are forcing my hand. i would be curious about your technical analysis of this. host: brian fallon? guest: that is an interesting set of options to be waiting for 2020. the caller is right that there have been efforts taken to change the number in the supreme court. there is nothing in the constitution that locks it i

. >> jimmy fallon.jimmy fallon. >> him and jack black both do the instruments when they sing. >> you won "e.t.'s" version of the masked singer. for season three you should get rami malek on the show. >> yes, but i think he's busy taking down bond right now. >> ramie talks saying good-bye to mr. robot. >> if i may be so bold. >> plus s.e.a.l. team is back tonight and taking "e.t." behind the scenes of an international mission. the scenes of an international mission. >>> then katy perry let ♪ sup. wh- whacha doing? i'm watching food. try my $3 cheddar bacon loaded curly fries. get 'em delivered with doordash. try my $3 cheddar bacon loaded curly fries. ♪ ♪ try my $3 steak and parm loaded curly fries. get 'em delivered with doordash. >>> minutes away i'm back to make every day bloom. with apples and cinnamon notes. and ignite your mood. true fragrance. crafted only by glade. s.c. johnson. ♪ >>> timothee chalamet and his girlfriend/co-star lily rose-depp enjoyed the premiere of their new movie "the king" an

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests - lupita nyong'o dane cook, jay sinatraa won and matthew 'super' delisi musical est, the avett brothers and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1135 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you very much, that's a hot crowd welcome, everybody, welcome to "the tonight show. you're here. [ cheers and applause you made it. thank you for being here what a show we have for you tonight. lupita nyong'o is here [ cheers and applause dane cook is here. [ cheers and applause jay won and matthew delisi are here [ cheers and applause and the avett brothers are here [ cheers and applause and i'm sorry, but after reading that, we're already out of time. good night, everyone [ light laughter ] let's get to some news here, everyone today a federal judge ordered president trump to turn over eight years of his tax returns i'm not saying it's bad, but right now trump's accountant is climbin

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests - reese witherspoon, rhett and link chef daniel humm and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1146 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh my goodness, that's what i'm talking about. hello. welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. [ cheers and applause you're here, you made it the show to be at. thank you for being here you guys, the one and only reese witherspoon is my guest tonight. [ cheers ] her new apple tv+ show comes out on friday. between that and halloween, it's a huge week for reese's >> steve: oh [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's right, halloween is just two days away, and nasa says the hubble telescope spotted a pair of galaxies that look like a spooky face. take a look at this. you see that [ laughter ] they've already come up with a a name for the formation, rudy giuliani. [ laughter and applause well, halloween is almost here and people e

jimmy fallon, would you read his book [ cheers and applause come on.itten before -- you just got married, right? >> i did >> jimmy: congratulations. >> i married my best friend. [ cheers and applause he's back in the back. i tried to get him to come out he won't -- he won't come out. >> jimmy: he won't come out? >> no. >> jimmy: next time he's got to come out how was the -- how was the wedding? i heard it was great >> unbelievable. >> it was an un-wedding wedding. i mean, i hate weddings. so we had a big drag queen hosting the whole thing. i gave away a car. >> jimmy: you gave away a car at your wedding? [ laughter ] >> why not >> jimmy: i don't know >> you should -- you should give away mini coopers every night right here >> jimmy: yeah, i should, yeah [ cheers and applause i can't even give away this. i can't even give away - are you kidding me >> wow >> jimmy: and i want to talk about this because - "where do i begin" is a great title, i think, for the book because it's like, your whole life has basically been on radio, really. >> i was a little kid

i asked my mom i said, i'm going on jimmy fallon's show -- she loves you, by the way.u, but my mom loves you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, thank you. i love that, i love that >> i imagine that's like - you must feel -- but anyway >> jimmy: i love hearing that. >> oh yeah a suburban women in new jersey love me? but anyway >> jimmy: she caack, s gave us a photo of one of your halloween costumes >> yeah. >> jimmy: can you explain, what are you dressed as [ laughter ] >> what is - yeah >> jimmy: doesn't look like much of a costume. >> also, the van should tell you everything you need to know about my childhood >> jimmy: yeah >> but, yes, i guess this was my most elaborate halloween costume, according to my mother which is, like, a dickensian hat, and a basketball -- de-threaded basketball, i guess. you know, what is the basketball where it no longer has the dots on it that's the one i had but, yeah. no grip. >> jimmy: that was your -- that was your costume? >> that was my costume jimmy: pretty good. probably no one else at school was dressed like that. >> no. [ laughter ]

sglchl hey, hey, hey, hey. >> jimmy fallon is here.kids with his new best-selling kids book >> this is going to be a "new york times" best seller too. first it was your baby's first word will be dada, then everything is mama now the trilogy. jimmy's newest book is called "this is baby. >> yeah. >> hi, jimmy. >> hi guys, i'm so happy to see you. thank you for having me. >> i love these books. your illustrator is so cute. >> i didn't know if he could draw a human, so this is an experiment can you draw an actual baby. >> let's see it. >> i can't handle the cuteness on that. >> so you can do that. it's basically your face >> exactly, it is my face. i was like, once i saw the baby, oh, this is the cutest thing i have ever seen. >> do you laugh at how fun these books are? >> these are the baby's ears, these are the baby's lips. >> the fun of it is i did the first one as a goof, the baby's first word will be dada, and then what happened kids started reading back to their parents and like they loved reading so i was like, well, this is pretty

and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much.me, everybody please, have a seat. welcome, everybody welcome to "the tonight show," everyone thank you for being here taylor swift is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause i saw taylor backstage i was like, "oh, my god, i'm so glad you're here." and then her security tackled me and said, "jimmy, you need to calm down." [ light laughter ] actually, everything happening in washington right now feels like a taylor swift song democrats knew trump was trouble when he walked in. [ light laughter ] now they have "bad blood" and nancy pelosi is like, "look what you made me do. [ laughter ] [ applause ] well, just when it felt like this impeachment scandal couldn't get any crazier, trump spoke to reporters this morning and got himself into even more trouble. he's already in trouble for asking ukraine to investigate the bidens so, you think he'd stop there. but as you know trump is gonna trump. [ light laughter ] check out what happened. >> likewise, china should start an investigation into t

and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness, thank you very hello. [ cheers and applause welcome everybody, welcome please, have a seat, have a seat welcome, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome to the "tonight show. that's it. you mat, you're here, thank you for being here [ cheers and applause thank you for coming here, "tonight show" studio 6b here in new york city you guys, it was 90 degrees today in new york city 90 [ cheers ] right now every guy in your office who wears shorts year round is like "well, well, well, now who's the weirdo." [ laughter ] that's right it was 90 degrees today here in new york it was brutal out there on the sidewalk people were spritzing themselves with pumpkin spice lattes [ light laughter ] i saw, yeah -- it was so hot i saw a hot dog vendor fanning himself with health code violations [ laughter ] >> steve: really [ laughter ] health code violations [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it was so hot, president trump wasn't the only thing melting down that's how hot it was. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >>

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests - clive owen elsie fisher musical guest lewis capaldi, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. thank you very much. hi how are you? thank you for being here, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. [ cheers and applause you're here. i'm happy you're here. thank you for being here you guys, i want to say congrats to the new york yankees, who are moving on to the american league championship series. [ cheers and applause and congrats to the mets, who are moving on to binge-watch season 8 of "friends." that's fantastic [ laughter ] yeah, you could tell the yankees were feeling good when they popped champagne, lit cigars, and it was only the second inning. [ light laughter ] that's where i knew something was up let's get to some news today, the white house stopped an important amba

za here in new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you. looking good looking good thanks have a seat. i appreciate it. i feel the love. thank you very much, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. this is it you're here. [ cheers and applause we are coming to you live every night this week. a very special thank you to everyone in the audience for being here [ cheers and applause usually when you're out in new york city past midnight on a monday you've made some pretty bad decisions [ laughter ] but you guys are here on a good night. gwen stefani is here [ cheers and applause i love gwen stefani. not only is she a music icon, she's the only reason i know how to spell the word bananas. [ laughter ] well today was the first day of fall did you know that? yep. this morning i put on my favorite flannel shirt and scarf. made some hot chocolate. stepped outside and realized it was 90 degrees [ laughter ] i saw it was 90 d

and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness.k at you guys thank you very much! that's a hot crowd [ cheers and applause i love ya. mwah-mwah. i love ya. please have a seat welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause that's a good buzz here tonight. you guys, coming into work today, i saw a bunch of paparazzi outside, and i thought, "well, you've still got it, jimmy. and then i remembered my guest tonight is kim kardashian west so i go, okay, well -- [ cheers and applause i actually ran into kim backstage and asked if she would post a picture of us on her instagram. she was like, "no problem. that'll be $2 million. [ laughter ] let's get to some news here. tomorrow night is the third democratic debate on abc so it will be "jeopardy!" and "wheel of fortune," followed by a debate full of people who watch "jeopardy!" and "wheel of fortune. [ laughter ] tomorrow's debate on abc is scheduled to be three hours long [ cheers ] american's are like, "um, the only thing we'll watch for

>> steve: from 30 rockefeller plaza here in new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: hello, everybody, welcome. i was waiting for this >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: thank you very much. please have a seat, everybody. welcome. welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here, you made it that's very nice [ cheers and applause well you guys, it's currently comic-con in new york city [ cheers and applause [ cheers ] so if you see 13 guys in the subway dressed as spider-man i guess it's that? [ light laughter ] yeah, it's almost the weekend. and if you think you need a break, imagine how trump's iphone feels [ light laughter ] this is very exciting. joaquin phoenix is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause and his new film, "joker" is out today. we see the origins of how a man went completely insane i guess itll started when he made a phone call to ukraine and asked for help that's what i -- [ light laughter ] no spoilers. i saw that president trump is thinki

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests - alex baldwin kate beckinsale, musical guest, young thug featuring gunna, and the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1139 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪

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hospitalized after the attack by men wearing masks and armed with knives and hammers it's the 2nd time jimmy fallon has been attacked since protests began in june this pro-democracy group is planning another march on sunday. in hong kong's legislature opposition lawmakers again heckling the territory's leader for a 2nd consecutive day a number of pro-democracy lawmakers were dragged from the chamber urging lam to address the demands of hong kong's protesters. all spanish and long leaders are appealing for an end to the violence in barcelona and other cities in that region after protesters clashed with police for the 3rd night demonstrators want the release of independence leaders who received long prison terms for their roles in the bid for independence in 2017 they also want the path to nationhood police firing rubber bullets and tear gas after reportedly being attacked with petrol bombs. one small thousands took to the streets. and one small clashes erupted between demonstrators and police in a televised address the spanish prime minister trying to calm the situation appealing to recchi to catalo

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studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon and his guests - john cena, luke bryan and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1144 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests - emilia clarke, bobby cannavale, booker t. jones, musical guest fka twigs, and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1147 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. hey! [ cheers and applause welcome everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause you're here. you made it. this is the show to be at. emilia clarke is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause of course you know her from "game of thrones," where she played queen daenerys stormborn of house targaryen the first of her name, queen of the andals, the rhoynar and the first men, khaleesi of the great grass sea, the breaker of chains, and the mother of dragons. [ cheers and applause and now she can be seen in her new movie "last christmas," playing kate [ light laughter ] she might be getting typecast. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: speaking of "game of thrones," hbo

. >> taylor told jimmy fallon she was on some pretty hard core pill after laser eye surgery, but sheer mom recorded it and shared it with the "tonight show" host. >> i'm not asleep. my mind is alive. >> she's not the only star sold out by someone on theed in. there was time tom holland got his wisdom teeth pulled out. but jennifer garner posted her own novocain ecstatics. >> i was crying and couldn't stop. >> i can't help but laugh, but remind me toeverybody's phones away next time i go under anesthesia. >>> meanwhile, i coughost hunti osbourne, but now it's lauren zima's turn. >> we're here in salem, massachusetts. so, right now this is a restaurant, but back in the day, this is where the salem witch trials happened. tonight jack osbourne is going to find some ghosts. i'm gonna do the same in advance. and i'm not feeling great about it. >> wow, i'm in salem in october -- that's awesome. >> jack is the star of "haunted: salem live," and along with his partner, paranormal investigator katrina weidman, tonight you can watch their hunt for ghosts live on the travel channel. >> what are

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show" starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests - emma thompson, joel kinnaman, musical guest, liam gallagher, and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1145 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause thank you very much. that is a hot crowd right there. welcome everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. this is it [ cheers and applause i feel the love. i feel the love. i feel the complete opposite of trump at last night's world series i do [ laughter ] did you see what happened last night? president trump and the first lady went to the world series in washington. when they showed them on the jumbotron, the crowd didn't seem thrilled. [ crowd booing ] [ laughter ] then trump turned to melania and was like, "wow, they really don't like you." [ laughter ] >> steve: the best >> jimmy: now trump is doing everything he can to spin it at first, he was like, "they weren't booing they were chanting ru-dy

up next, jimmy fallon. >> announcer: and now, president donald trump >> jimmy: thank me [ cheers andpplause thank me thank me very much you're all very happy th'm

. >> fallon embarrassed jessica and we too have put jet on the spot. >> did you watch him on "the mickey♪ i can't take much more >> i mean, i don't really remember, but i'm sure i did. >> they just celebrated seven years of marriage and are now definitely each other's biggest fans. >> once you find that person, it's like a baptism where you're like i can't go back. >> oh, yeah this is the person i want to be in the boat with when we hit the rapids. >> jessica we wish justin thero rough night, literally, bringing his long time lady love, kuma, to his "lady and the tramp" premiere. >> so this is the lovely lady in your life. >> it's her first premiere. >> kuma! >> we have so many questions. what was it like playing pound dog number three? nothing? i got nothing. >> justin's rescue pit bull kuma is certainly fitting into the hollywood scene, just no personal questions. >> we've got some hard hitting questions. are you seeing anyone? >> do you have an instagram? >> after the premiere hollywood's cutest couple recreated the most iconic "lady and the tramp" spaghetti scene. and just hearing th

tonight -- eddie murphy, jimmy fallon, maya rudolph, and music from the sugarhill gang.o and the cletones. and now, an experience and an attitude, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. how you doin'? thank you, thank you for

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and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank youy much please have a seat welcome, everybody, welcome. welcome to "the tonight show." you're here, you made it [ cheers and applause thank you very much. you guys, jennifer lopez is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause jennifer is here promoting her new movie "hustlers," which is about a group oftrpe who steal money from wealthy men on wall street. [ cheers and applause jennifer has done the impossible -- she made a movie that both president trump and bernie sanders can enjoy [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause the impossible she made it happen let's get to the big news out of washington. earlier today, president trump announced over twitter that he fired his national security adviser john bolton. yep, trump tweeted bolton's services were no longer needed and that he strongly disagreed with many of his suggestions bolton thought we should continue the war in afghanistan and trump thought we should continue the war with chrissy teigen [ laughter ] they didn't agree on that. [ applause