this ridiculous nothing pat fallon stl that you have to pay for something that increase amount of moneytaxes, 4.5 trillion dollar cost of extending tax plan is most ridiculous thing that i heard go all my life covering washington, d.c. who is coming up with these made up numbers when, in fact tax cuts of 2017, have brought in extra 1.5 trillion, extra, it is adding to the budget, not a s subtracting they don't understand how to add and subtract. david: it is that new math that ale gore was -- al gore was talking about year ago. david: why is this coming from? >> cbo, you know they score it, they are wrong a lot of the time, you have that growth, you stimulate that massive growth, there are trillions on sidelines what business community and private sector want is stability, they don't have it now, once we pass it, if we can extend it that provides them with that sta stability and piece of mind, when goods and services i exchange hands government takes in with taxes that increases revenue. david: ronald reagan and jf, can said the same thing, they were out right, i just want to more on do

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and a goon throws acid in his and he is not as lucky as as bill fallon. and but he goes on of the the goon is killed by the mob good to silence him. rozelle goes on to writing a column for decades afterwards and become head an international newspaper reporting. as i say, i him and i looked into his face and saw those sunglasses which were covering the scars. and i do not admire those guys. thank you. i guess we adjourn to lobby. indeed we do. you can have your book signed out there in the

>> steve: and now, here he i is jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hot crowd. thank you very much. enjoy yourself, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. thank you for watching at home. [ cheers and applause ] welcome everybody. well, i want to wish everybody a happy chinese new year. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. i was gonna mention it a little later in the show, but the chinese government hacked the teleprompter. so i guess -- [ laughter ] i'll say it now. yeah, it's a big day. right now in beijing, chinese andy cohen and anderson cooper are getting hammered. [ laughter and applause ] they're doing -- they're drinking again. [ cheers and applause ] according to the chinese calendar it's the year of the snake. although, according to some republicans, it's the year 1952. [ audience oohs ] [ laughter and applause ] some political news, i saw that the trump administration is offering buyouts to all federal workers who don't return to the office. yeah. trump wa

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on, that's how you do it. that's how you do it right there. ♪ hey, come on. ♪ oh! [ cheers and applause ] welcome. thank you. thank you. enjoy yourself. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. [ cheers and applause ] well, tomorrow, happy valentine's day. that is tomorrow. [ cheers ] happy valentine's day, everybody. this is very interesting, i saw a survey that said 56% of americans are planning to celebrate tomorrow. yep. and they'll each spend an average of $188. [ light laughter ] that's a lot of money. yeah, they release this kind of data every valentine's day. and it's pretty interesting here. let's look at some other stats. first up, when it comes to boxes of assorted chocolates, 10% are caramel. 10% are coconut. the other 80% are "tangerine mint goo." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know that -- >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: it's not quite orange, not quite mint, it's like -- next

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>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon!welcome. thank you for being here. i love you. enjoy yourself. enjoy yourself. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. you guys, i'm very excited about this. from the new animated movie "dog man," pete davidson is on our show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] if you're unfamiliar with "dog man," it's a spinoff of "captain underpants." [ light laughter ] if you're unfamiliar with "captain underpants," it's a a spinoff of jane austen's "sense and sensibility." [ laughter ] "dog man" is about a police officer and a police dog who get hurt, and to save them, they have to be fused together. sounds crazy, but that'll be a a common surgery under rfk jr. [ laughter ] yeah, half man, half dog. when they heard, arby's was like, "crap, they're onto us." [ laughter ] well guys, the super bowl is almost here, and i saw that you can now bet on some odd things like how long the national anthem will be. [ light laughte

the show hosted by jimmy fallon airs live tonight on peacock at 8:00.z in this building just leading up to it. i can't imagine. and we're not even just talking about the shows. the after parties, which are legendary in itself. it's non-stop. >> it's going to be celebration on celebration on celebration. and i personally can't wait for it. >>> now to the millions of people who might skip the concert tonight because they'll be watching one of these valentines classics. >> wait a minute, wait a minute! >> earlier this week, roku revealed its list of the most popular romance movies in every state across the u.s. the 1987 oscar winner "moonstruck" was the top choice in eight states including new jersey and massachusetts. others included sweet home alabama, crazy rich asians, and the slasher my favorite valentine. all of those are great. how to lose a guy in ten days. >> what about you? >> too many to list. >> pretty in pink. i'll stick with '80s classic right there. jake ryan to this day, right? >>> when we come back, youtube is celebrating a major milestone

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pat fallon, thank you so much.> house democrats have are reintroduced legislation on reparations. lauren, who's pushing this? if. lauren: some members of the squad including presley, booker and and lee are. hay describe the white house's anti-dei push as continuing the systemic oppression of black people, and they're fighting to stop it. >> our government has a moral and legal obligation to the right those wrongs, and reparations are a necessary step towards achieving justice. >> white supremacy is rampant in this country. just look at the current administration administration and our own legislative body. now more than ever we must if acknowledge and repair those harms. lauren: but even in california two reparations bills didn't even get across the finish line. they didn't even make it to governor newsom if's desk. david: they're asking for $20 million just to study the issue -- lauren: lauren and they've studied for years. david: guess who's going to get the money? if i'm sure friends of a lot of the congress peo

and in milan, theresa fallon, director of the center for russia, europe, and asia studies, and a senior fellow at the chicago council in global affairs. a warm welcome to each and every one of you. peter, i have to start with you. you're in ukraine. how do ukrainians feel about all of this? well, this was obviously a shot, a shot, the feeling of a step in the back. uh 1st, let's start with the figures. i mean, the 1st you heard in the previous segment, $350000000000.00 cited by the american president. and it's an outright fabrication, exceeding the real figure by almost 3, the real figure being at, on a 20 and europeans having captivated more. as a matter of fact, they did get a bumped up to some news to go on a little bit ago. 500, and the question is why, what, what is why, why, why, why is it 500 to control 100 percent of the united states? then should ukraine, during the work of this, find the civilization font for ukraine, which you were asked, would probably, you know, administer and then use the funds as it sees it, whether it sees it. and then uh, if you great, it wants to conti

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon!and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show!" [ cheers and applause ]e thank you. well, guys, i'm having an odd day. this morning i got an email from nbc asking what i accomplished last week. [ laughter ] yep, everyone's talking about this. on saturday, elon musk sent an email to all federal workers asking them to reply with five things they accomplished in the last week or risk being fired. [ light laughter ] of course the workers were furious, mostly about getting a a work email on a saturday. but -- [ laughter ] yep, they need to respond with five accomplishments from the last week. federal workers wrote back -- "i received this email. i opened this email. [ laughter ] i read this email. i laughed at this email. and i deleted this email." five. [ cheers and applause ] there's five. the deadline for workers to respond is tonight at midnight. yeah. it's hard to take it seriously when you're stealin

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's it, right there. [ cheers ] that's a great -- thank you very much. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." you are here. this is it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here for our first show of 2025! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ that's right. good to see you. that's right, the start of the new year means dry january has begun. yeah, that's right. [ boos ] it is the month when millions of americans go a whole week without drinking. and it's -- [ laughter ] also, today is january 6th. so don't forget to wish your one uncle a happy anniversary. [ laughter ] of course, right now a major winter storm is slamming the u.s. with snow and ice stretching across most of the country. that's what every parent was looking forward to after two weeks at home with their kids -- [ laughter ] -- a snow day. yep, over 60 million people are dealing with bitter cold temperatures. here's how cold it is in new york city -- t

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a hot crowd. welcome. thank you very, very much. thank you. enjoy yourself. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." thank you for being here. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] much like the hand warmers i have stuffed in my pants, i u. i really -- [ laughter ] yeah, guys, we're right in the middle of an arctic blast that is hitting the entire country. it is freezing out there. it was so cold today all the pardoned january 6th rioters stormed a burlington coat factory. [ laughter ] meanwhile, the south is getting a once in a lifetime winter storm that's dumping record levels of snowow. apparently it was so cold in florida, the entire state shriveled up into georgia. [ laughter ] yeah, florida got several inches of snow. they actually have plows in florida, but they usually save them for when everyone passes out in miami during spring break. [ laughter ] yep, people in north florida ha

>> jimmy fallon!ny things. >> jimmy: congrats on the new show. >> thanks. >> jimmy: i think last time you were here, you were telling me about it. you're like, "dude, it's super funny." >> so fun. >> jimmy: "running point" on netflix. but before we get into that -- >> okay. >> jimmy: the last time you were here, you were a musical guest -- >> yes! >> jimmy: on our show with your new album called "glorious." >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: and you crushed it, buddy! you crushed it! you were so good. >> that was in -- now in reflection, that was just one of the best things ever. just -- also that it was you, and we had that experience together. i was like, "oh, my gosh." >> jimmy: were you nervous? 'cause i didn't want to get in your head and go like, "kate, are you -- " 'cause that was your debut. and you crushed. the internet was like, "who knew kate hudson could sing?" it was fantastic. >> i was -- yes, i was nervous. but i -- it was more of excitement, like -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> -- that i had made this album

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. that's fantastic. that is fantastic. ♪ wow! [ cheers and applause ] love that! fantastic. thank you. enjoy yourself, everybody. welcome, everyone. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers andpplause ] that's right. well, guys, it's the day after the super bowl, and i that saw that this year, a record 22 million people called in sick to work. [ laughter ] that being said, i want to introduce paul shaffer and the world's most dangerous band. [ cheers and applause ] the roots -- >> paul: it's aaron and jeremy and tom and anton -- >> jimmy: yes! >> paul: -- and felicia and will lee. >> jimmy: and felicia and will lee! >> paul: they're all here! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: everyone's here! i'm so psyched! i'm honored to have you. thank you very much. they'll be here all week. >> paul: try the veal. >> jimmy: try the veal, i'll be here all week. try the veal. [ light laughter ] hey, i want to say congrat

let's get right to congressman pat fallon from house oversight. your reaction to this one in. >> just outrage and disgusted. this is a revolving door, and what we're seeing is the biden administration made sure that that their far-left allies got billions, tens of billions of taxpayer dollars, and then they give them, they further distribute it to their far-left friends who then when it comes to campaign time makes sure they give donations to the democrat so they could feed at the trough one more time. it has absolutely nothing to do with improving the climate at all a, and it has everything to do with stuffing their pocks. elizabeth: congressman, we have been reporting on that, that there was basically a superpac that took in reportedly possibly climate change money, biden's climate spending, to pay for campaign ads for kamala harris. so it's about using taxpayer money via these climate change slush funds and n negotiations and nonprofits -- ngos and nonprofits to keep democrats in power. >> yeah, absolutely. that's what lee zeldin was saying. on

theresa fallon is the director for the center for russia, europe, and asia studies in brussels. she's also a former member of the nato advisors group as a c, e u r. she joins us from brussels. teresa, you heard our diplomatic editor james base, are talking about the fact that in unix today, there's big questions about the international order going forward. i want to get your perspective on this. how much worry is there right now, especially a much nato members, is that it's quite clear that the us has been with tomato and there are no concerns about the us pulling out of nato of the meaning security conference likes to claim new terms like west listeners in the past and now it's multi polarization, but i think they got it very wrong this time because what we might be seeing is more of a great power on negotiation. there has been a lot of, i'm based here in brussels. there's was a lot of hub of about a hex that's remarks and ged events, but it's early days in regard to the peace negotiations over in brussels. we're in ukraine and i think that j defense has tried to soften the nar

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fallon: $217 million. having been in the state legislature for a few years, that is good money for a state like the size of iowa. what is the feedback you are receiving from, is it iowans? what are they telling you about this? gov. reynolds: they appreciate it. i have an obligation to make government accountable to the taxpayers and i want to continue to bring the tax payer barden down on iowans. by keeping spending in check, we will be able to do that. i started my comments today, when i took office are income tax rate was 8.9%. today it is 3.8%. when we saw a 9% inflation under the biden administration, this was a way i could help give back to iowans some of their hard-working dollars so they could offset some of the costs of gas and groceries that they were experiencing. rep. fallon: and what advice would you give the federal government as we try to streamline our services for the american taxpayer? gov. reynolds: go for it. everyone will tell you you can't do it. i haven't heard any other suggestions o

why you invite randoms like me and people like cold there and fallon.ame. you don't need your full name. everybody knows who you are and you deserve this grade. >> greg: and that they said it couldn't be done. we must move on. don't go away, we will be righ ♪ >> laura: good evening, >> laura: good e

. >> with jimmy fallon. >> seth: yes. >> love him.ust love that idea of, you know, the family business. but i mean, if he grows up and says he wants to play baseball i got to let it happen. >> seth: that's so nice, that you will also give up entertainment for another hugely successful field. [ laughter ] what a wonderful mother you're going to be. >> exactly. >> seth: "you can walk away from the arts as long as you're a professional baseball player." >> that's right. that's right! >> seth: it is always so wonderful to see you. thank you so much for being here keke. [ cheers and applause ] congrats on the film, it's so fun. >> thank you. >> seth: keke palmer, everyone. "one of them days" is in theaters everywhere this friday, january 17th. stick around. we'll be right back with sarah sherman. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] sometimes my moderate to severe plaque psoriasis gets in my way. ♪♪ but thanks to skyrizi, i'm free to bare my skin. ♪ things are getting clearer, i feel free ♪ ♪ to bare my skin, yeah that's all me ♪ ♪ nothing is everyth

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon!ers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jim: fantastic. ♪ oh, my god. that's what i'm -- welcome, everybody. that's how you do it. thank you, paul. ♪ enjoy yourself, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] you guys, i'm very excited about this. philadelphia eagles, hampion saquon barkley and super bowl mvp quarterback, jalen hurts, are my guests tonight! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ right now, every giants fan is like, "good lord, will this nightmare ever end?" [ laughter ] as if winning the super bowl wasn't enough, sunday was also saquon's birthday. [ cheers and applause ] before the game, they gave him a cake, and then he blew out the chiefs. [ laughter ] ♪ yep, the eagles absolutely dominated on sunday. the last time somebody from philadelphia smacked someone that hard they got banned from the oscars. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] ♪ saquon and jalen are joining us after two straight days of part

fallon from texas. rep. fallon: mr. chair, thank you. we sit here all day and here folks pontificating. it is the same old broken record. i fear it is going to be like this for two years. you hear elon musk and you do here fear mongering and you do hear billionaires, unelected billionaires, unelected oligarchs, blah, blah, blah. fact of the matter is that when i was serving in the air force, i saw many in -- many federal workers that did a fabulous job. they were gold coins for this country. unfortunately, i saw people probably in a slightly larger number that were a complete waste of taxpayer money. it was just not operating efficiently and they did not have the motivations, and that is why i think even the father of modern progressivism, franklin delano roosevelt, feared and was not a fan of public sector unions. i want to thank you, comptroller general, for your years of service. half a century, dare i say. you had an illustrious career, a very successful one and a decade and a half in your current position. sincerely, thank you. also

why you invite randoms like me and people like cold there and fallon.ou are and you deserve this grade. >> greg: and that they said it couldn't be done. we must move on. don't go away, we will be right back. yeah! i got you. and i'm never letting go. ever. gold bond. get in touch with irresistibly touchable skin. narrator: for generations, this ally to the north has been by your side. ontario, canada, a partner connected by shared history, shared values, and a shared vision for what we can achieve together. stable and secure, when the world around us isn't. you can rely on ontario for energy to power your growing economy and for the critical minerals crucial to new technologies. ontario is your third-largest trading partner and the number one export destination for 17 states. our long-standing economic partnership keeps millions of americans working. in a changing world, it's time to bring jobs back home and build together. more workers, more trade, more prosperity, more security. for generations, this ally to the north has been here. and for generation

fallon from texas. rep. fallon: mr. chair, thank you. we sit here all day and here folks pontificating. it is the same old broken record. i fear it is going to be like this for two years. you hear elon musk and you do here fear mongering and you do hear billionaires, unelected billionaires, unelected oligarchs, blah, blah, blah. fact of the matter is that when i was serving in the air force, i saw many in -- many federal workers that did a fabulous job. they were gold coins for this country. unfortunately, i saw people probably in a slightly larger number that were a complete waste of taxpayer money. it was just not operating efficiently and they did not have the motivations, and that is why i think even the father of modern progressivism, franklin delano roosevelt, feared and was not a fan of public sector unions. i want to thank you, comptroller general, for your years of service. half a century, dare i say. you had an illustrious career, a very successful one and a decade and a half in your current position. sincerely, thank you. also

committee member pat fallon joins me now, so good to see you. jonathan just mentioned, defense secretary pete hegseth's comments calling ukraine's goals, quote, unrealistic. democratic committee member chris coons responds with this, if hegseth think it's helpful for ukrainian security to make proactive concessions like this on their behalf, i hope he'll go back and read the art of the deal, because this is no way to negotiate with or for a close partner. congressman, obviously referring to the president's book there. what's your response? >> well, alicia, there are facts, you know -- there's realities on the ground and they are a country that is -- ukraine has 40 million people roughly, a little more than that and russia has four times that. how militarily is ukraine going to take that territory back. they've acknowledged that's not going to happen militarily. what's a peace deal look like? putin has already lost and he's looking for an off ramp. his goals was to dominate ukraine in three days and take as many as three weeks. it's three years l

fallon: wild successes, ok. also, while i got you, do you know if usaid sent any funding toward lab research in wuhan, china? >> just what i've seen in the newspapers. mr. fallon: clearly we shouldn't be sending our foreign aid to china when they're our greatest adversary. thank you for being here. just to follow up on some of the things that mr. gilbert is asking you. this is a source. this is from the federal war identification numbers, so this clearly happened on the u.s. spending website. $2 million to active activity strengthen trans led organizations to deliver transgender surgeries. do you think that's a good use of taxpayer money? >> notified about the program -- mr. fallon: do you think it's a good use of taxpayer money? >> inning it's a good use of taxpayer money. mr. fallon: that is very telling. i yield back to the chair, thank you. chair green: thank you. in closing, i want to thank our witnesses once again for their testimony today. chairman comber was going to be here, but got tied up. i now yield

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. >> i am a partisan man, jimmy fallon.ng this country together. >> jimmy: did you just call me jimmy fallon? [ laughter ] you can't even pick a jimmy! [ laughter ] no, i'm not high fiving you. put that arm down. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, my god help us both. >> jimmy: here, i got you a hat. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> that's amazing. thank you. >> jimmy: wear that anywhere you go. >> that is really good. can i like both jimmys? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and both jimmys like you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you were in a super bowl commercial when you were how old? >> my first job i ever got paid as an actor in hollywood. >> jimmy: wow. >> i got taft-hartley in the screen actors guild. 1977. it was the first commercial ever made just for the super bowl. and it was for coca-cola. it aired one time. it was very ahead of its time, because it was what they call a one-er, where it's just one shot that went up this apartment that was built, million-dollar set on a sound stage. and i was basically like an extra in it. bu

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hot crowd. hot crowd. welcome, everybody. thank you. enjoy yourself. enjoy yourself. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] yeah, you're here. thank you for being here. thank you for watching. well, guys, today at the white house, president trump held his first cabinet meeting. yeah. the meeting was very productive. the first half was spent kissing trump's butt. the second half was spent kissing elon's. it was very interesting, yeah. [ laughter ] yep, trump addressed all the major conflicts affecting this country -- russia versus ukraine, u.s. versus canada, and luka doncic versus the mavericks. it's -- yeah. [ laughter ] so we covered it all. during the meeting, elon musk was asked to speak, and he said that without his spending cuts, america would go bankrupt. yeah. [ audience oohs ] you can tell things are bad because elon just launched onlyfans.gov. [ laughter ] and you go, "that's -- tha

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon!heers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. thank you very much. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here, you made it! [ cheers and applause ] well, guys, yesterday was groundhog day. and punxsutawney phil predicted six more weeks of winter. [ audience groans ] although it looks like one person dressed for early spring, and -- [ laughter ] yeah, last night was the 67th grammy awards. the big winners were beyonce and kendrick lamar. [ cheers and applause ] while the big loser was whoever sat behind jaden smith. and -- [ laughter ] so many great performances last night, like when benson boone stripped down from his tux. he had like a skin-sight -- a a skin-tight body suit on. [ scattered cheers ] he did a flip over a piano. [ light laughter ] yeah, it was great. yeah, but when i do it, i'm "ruining our kids' dance recital." [ laughter ] you know? what are the rules? meanwhile, beyonce's reaction to winning best coun

joining me now was texas congressman fallon.ou are on the house oversight, doge subcommittee and on the armed services and named on the intelligence committees. we have a lot to get teal. i want to get to the doge cuts and where specifically you see the most waste and fraud. >> thank you for having me. the last 20 years, and this is according to the federal government themselves, about 2.7 trillion and waste. 764 billion just under joe biden $250 billion paid to folks that were not eligible for : benefits there is a massive amount of savings all over the federal government. specifically to your question, medicaid about 20% of that is fraud, waste and abuse. we spend into the trillions of dollars. there are massive savings and the american taxpayer will finally get a bang for their buck because for decades people are talking about this, but now finally we have a president doing something about it. >> let me ask you about defense spending. you are on the armed services committee. percy said he want to increase 125 billion for the

>> jimmy fallon at a funeral. >> so sad. >> our best of "snl" sunday sit downs. >>> another life well lived, a bit later in the show. >>> let's begin this morning with the sprawling coast-to-coast storm pounding the southeast this morning leading to intense flash flooding. nbc's george solis is in florence, mississippi, with the latest. george, good morning. >> reporter: yeah, hey, good morning, willie. heavy rains and winds pummeling this region and there were a number of tornado and thunderstorm warnings here. still, no word if a tornado touched down, but you can see there is some significant damage here. take a look at this tree that's snapped by those heavy winds and landed on this home here. the good news is there's no reported injury. you can see the homeowners have covered the roof. there is major threat of other flash flooding in the region and there will be more to assess once the sun comes up. the other major headlines with the flood, you had flooding in kentucky, virginia and west virginia. homes and cars were submerged. in kentucky where every county was impacted by those

and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 2100. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallonpplause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the best. cheers and applause ] thank you! enjoy yourself. thank you very much. enjoy yourself, everybody. welcome, everyone. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] "the tonight show." this is it. thank you for being here. thank you for watching. well, guys, the 97th oscars are this sunday. [ cheers ] that's right, ten movies are nominated for best picture, included "wicked" and -- [ cheers and applause ] -- and nine others. [ lauger ] the oscars celebrate all the incredible, innovative, and inspiring movies that you're waiting to watch on netflix. it's very exciting. [ laughter ] well, this is very exciting, ariana grande and cynthia erivo will open the show with a a performance from "wicked." [ cheers and applause ] i don't know. does "wicked" really work on stage? [ laughter ] this year, the best actor nominees include timothee chalamet for his role as bob dylan. [ cheers and applause ] and elon musk f

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon!ause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. enjoy yourself. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. thank you for watching at home. well, guys, everyone's excited, 'cause this sunday is super bowl lix. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ big time. it is the kansas city chiefs -- [ cheers and boos ] -- versus the philadelphia eagles. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ yeah, between the game and the commercials, it's gonna be four straight hours of patrick mahomes on tv. >> steve: oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: for the players and coaches, it's a dream come true to play in the super bowl. and for all the referees, it's a dream come true to see patrick mahomes in person. "oh, my god!" [ laughter ] i saw that this year's super bowl will be watched in 180 countries. yeah. well, 179 if we take over canada by saturday. [ laughter ] but this year's gonna be interesting. thanks to ozempic, for the first time ever, the

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon!and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] love ya. thank you very much. thank you. enjoy yourself. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. thank you for watching. this is very exciting -- bill gates is my guest tonight. how fun is that? [ cheers and applause ] not only is bill one of the smartest people on earth, he's also one of the few who can afford to buy eggs. [ laughter ] bill is an actual genius. he has an iq of 160. >> steve: ooh. [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: yeah, that means between the two of us, we have a combined iq of -- at least 160. [ laughter ] yeah, bill gates is responsible for microsoft office and the xbox, which means thanks to him, we have some of the most and least productive people on earth. [ laughter ] well, listen to this, i read president trump is going to become the first sitting president to attend the super bowl. yeah

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh! thank you very much. thank you very, very much. enjoy yourselves. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to -- [ cheers ] welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] that's what i like. well, guys, it's almost here, super bowl lix is just four days away. yep. [ cheers ] the eagles have spent two weeks making a plan to stop patrick mahomes. so far their best idea is having a guy with bird flu lick his mouthguard. [ laughter ] that was -- yeah. that's right, the chiefs are going for their third super bowl in a row, which has never been done. [ audience oohs ] yeah, it's more rare than seeing an empty veggie platter at a super bowl party. [ light laughter ] it's like, "lukewarm cucumber, anyone?" [ light laughter ] i saw this, this week, nfl commissioner roger goodell called out the ridiculous conspiracy theories that referees have been tilting games in favor of the chiefs. yeah, you could tell the

stevens loved the emissions in 1967, he led celtic to the final of the european come elizabeth big john fallon, a celtic goalkeeper for 13 years, was part of the 12 months club that's run out against intern, milan, all bus. one of them grew up within 10 miles of celtic fox, john favorite. he remembers every detail to move the duration and then you come in and the title and whatnot. and they're all going, you know, the gods, the job. he's at all times with all the bases and know and all of a sudden the bad a just stops products. uh, gronvold team phillips, docusign they oh, sorta looked what's going on here. is good. but um it just be sure to view the image as well. inter milan scroll down early penalty then so back into what type defensive shape formerly never came and it, but you know what celtic had other ideas wave after wave of relentless attack. the italians had never faced such an onslaught, which is going to be jimmy drinking about. the boy's born bobby lin, fitness on this volleyball is coming through the tubing well the fuel cell with the 1st read this to win the european tough job. s

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