we have groups that we call gray ladies, groups that we call uncle fatso. first one i built, kids called them uncle fatso. just a big landlord. grin.t, big, fat nose, no hand and the other hand, we made it so it could be detached and the cooks could put something with it -- and the kids could punch something with it. we could activate it as a marionette hand that could go on its own. it did its job and came back to uncle fatso. >> at your mass gatherings, your mass pageants, the end, the burning of one of the puppets. what was the significance and who was the puppets? theseng a lot of pageants, we build some evil knievel gigantic thing that was meant for burning. giant pieces of meditation gigantic machinery or horses.electri apocalyptic they were set ablaze by mother earth who comes in. she is a big puppet the takes about 60 to 80 people to operate. she comes and has a torch in hand. then she gets lit and to that monster thing that did all the killing before and she burns it. and then people do dances around it as a bonfire. >> what is the power fire for y

hey, fatso, did you already eat the chicken and the duck? why would anybody vote for caramel who listens to lady gaga when popcorn jams out to beyonce. come on, caramel. lady gaga isn't your friend. she's already dressed up as three of the four major food groups. whereas beyonce sang "i don't think you're ready for this jelly" which is clearly a song about how popcorn is not ready to be served with cranberry sauce. (laughter) long story short, caramel is a loser and the american people agree with me. >> an annual thanksgiving tradition president obama pardoning this year's turkey, popcorn is the name of the turkey, receiving the presidential pardon. popcorn beat a turkey named caramel for the honor. >> stephen: boom! suck it, caramel! the internet has spoken and they decided you lose. and since it's the internet, they've also decided that you're gay! ron paul 2012. (laughter) not sure which of those two you're applauding for but thank you. but nation there's a dark side to this story of two caged animal kos peteing to not-die. neither of the

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