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the beginning of the 20th century there was a big debate in germany between mocks favre and vendor some bark about to was most responsible for the origins of capitalism. pyridine protestants and the way that there were five or was it juice? actually, it's more accurate to think about capitalism as an extension of a process that has been going on for a very long time. the trade is been going on for as far back as we know. for a lot of the middle ages, especially from what we call the high middle ages on there was a substantial amount of commerce in europe. it was confined to an urban violence within a larger agricultural seed. certainly capitalism picked up a lot after about 1600. and since then it has extended in the geographical range, expanded in the areas of life that it affects. so first it was primarily about trading things. later on -- and some people consider this the defining element of capitalism, it moved into the realm of production. that is to say to capitalism through wage labor. capitalism is a protean process that has gone through many stages. i think it is hard to find t

. >> a few people snapped pictures with favre after meeting him at a conference in orlando last week, and they say he looked ripped, with bulging forearms and biceps. he looks like a big snowman or like santa claus. that's it. >>the first official trailer for michael bay's upcoming "transformers: age of extinction" is finally here. it stars mark wahlberg this time around. a large portion of the film was shot in chicago last summer. "transformers four" hits theaters july tenth. will it still be snowy in july? >> it probably will. >> that is a full beard that guy was sporting. >> winter weather advisory is in effect until 10:00 a.m. for counties just to the west. we have devised three going until noon for many others. snow continues this morning. much of the action is north of 80. our problems are low visibility, a light coating of snow and basically the timing. it will hit in the early morning commute. it will not let up until after lunch time. tri- state getting hit good at this hour. down to the south we have heavier snow. it's moving into western will county. is coming over to jolie

the question is, you were reported as being extremely happy is that favre were granted.my question to you is whether not you talked about this before he asked his colleague for that favor. that's my question. >> i cannot recall that. >> mr. robert shafir, are you familiar with the banks account for client five? how the bank showed a man half billion dollars for 2012 as a result of planned five? >> yes. >> did you ask the deputy to take a careful look at the fourth quarter recognition by clan five? >> yes. >> the next up was were and to get the head of finance to review. is that correct? >> yes. as he said, we have a process specifically -- there are two parts of the process. the first part is we have an independent committee that would set classification as a whole. the second piece of the process, for larger transactions, to bed with 500 million are above, their findings have to be reviewed and signed off on by the finance organization. the cfo of the americans. >> okay. continuing now, let me take a look, exhibit 29. >> in the second page about halfway down the e-mail

about her and i think my favorite tori about her was to talk about this in the book, but the john favre story, which is john favreau is my neighbor i should say, that he was groping a cardboard cutout of her in a cardboard cutout. >> it was a photograph on facebook at the "washington post" and he was groping with and everything. it turned into a d.c. miniscandal, one of those things would've been all over twitter had twittered anything back then. long story short, he's really worried he is going to lose his job. he sees young speechwriter, got this job at the white house come the really excited about it. this thing comes out, he's horrified by it. he was posted by high school friend of his on facebook. they're trying to figure out what to do. this is the first time the obama and clinton people had come together to figure out what to do. throughout these backroom sessions that conference calls, how do we handle this? long story short, his secretary calls him. she wasn't the secretary then, that she says i heard you were groping -- she doesn't say that, but she says i haven't seen the pic

i, you know, favre is moving more to use of the criminal-justice system which has proven its capacity to prosecute people and terrorism crimes. to the degree that this presents an obstacle to doing that, i think within our constitutional limits we ought to examine how we can make this feasible. thank you. i yield back. >> i would add a statement. i have a series that will go fast. summonses want to get on the record. we will submit others to answer. not to cover some of these would just be in a gleeful. so one, on the internet is beyer, the magazine's, i think i heard you say four of the five came out. thirteen people killed. i think inspired a kid from upton, upton, virginia. if you lived in upton -- >> i have. >> half of them go to my church. he was inspired to my think. at think some of the bureau has to address the comment. has to address this thing. sometimes the talk and say we don't want to shut down is mired because, you know, we want to get this information. we want to track, followed, watch. maybe, not certainly, but maybe had it been shut down the people from of the boston

>>> best captions for our brett favre picture. >> >>> "morning joe stoort -- starting right now." ♪ ♪obama needs to immediately do something manly. maybe a one-arm pushup or carve a canoe or something. how about invade iraq. right now the president is getting out playing. look what he wore saturday during an intense 90-minute conversation with vladimir putin. no tie, jeans with a casual shirt? what is this doomsday? on the other end, vladimir wearing a tiger suit. >> good morning, it is wednesday, march 5, ash wednesday. with us, sam stein. and willie. >> hello, mika. >> i feel like i never see you anymore. >> i know, ships passing in the night but here we are. >> but we did see each other very early in the morning. >> i commented that you have a lovely skirt on. >> thank you, i love this skirt. >> i love this skirt. thank you, joe. are you dressed? extreme makeovers, "morning joe" edition right here. >> richard, how are you doing? >> wouldn't know. this thing called winter and snow. >> all right, let's get right to the ukraine. secretary of state john kerry is set to meet with his ru

something like that word maybe i just said it favre yeah i think it's you that mean barry got that one covered person you'd like to model your career after. probably. i don't know probably you you've got a pretty you have got a pretty good run larry and a pretty good run thank you for that if you were three words to describe yourself not quite sure. if you were stranded on a desert island one of three things you couldn't live without i would bring a one of those wind up radios so you could still hear what's going on in the world . definitely would need a pocket knife bad girls has taught us that and maybe. it's the italian food the funniest person you know five person i know would probably. prime my best friend best friend jamie we we do a funny guy so funny movie we just most most of the time we spend a guy who's best man i went in on itself three years old person the most like to meet a person and most like them. i would have. pasta present or still cat anything i would have liked to have had a cup of coffee with jefferson bed. it is you look at yourself do you ever say i had too muc