well, fease it! and, as you know, we're anxious to help the small businessman. small businessman? well, i'm only 5'7. i mean, here, that's my signature. now you put it anywhere you want to. but just give me my $1,500. um, is this to be a personal loan? e, our tax man thought it would be to our advantage if we took out a business loan, you know, when it comes time to fill out income tax. that's what bubba said? uh, now, what collateral do you have? huh? uh, you know, stocks, bonds, uh, property, uh, gold, diam-- keep on going, keep on going, we got something. uh, mr. sanford, i can't believe that you've been in business all these years and you have no collateral to put up? please believe it. mr. sanford! listen, i got a sister-in-law named esther. now you can shove her up your vault until i get the money to pay you back. look, i'm gonna gamble with you. let's just fill out this form. thank you. hey, you're not going to be sorry, mr. phillips. look, excuse me for a minute. i gotta go put some money in the parking meter. ok, now, you wanna come back in, just knock on the door, and th