i think it really is captain feathersword. you're captain feathersword. moo, i'm not!, you are. - moo, i'm not. moo-oo! well, you can moo till the cows come home, but i really do think you're captain feathersword. you've got the pirate shirt, the pirate vest, everything pirate, except for the wonderful headdress. are you captain feathersword? oh, yes, it's me, everyone. well done! (laughs) hello, wags. i've made some lovely rosy tea. (groans and grumbles) oh, what's the matter, wags? ooh, i'm cold. do you feel sick? are you hot? no, i just told you. i'm cold. yes, i know. but sometimes when our bodies are hot, we feel cold. (giggles) that doesn't make sense. mm, you don't feel hot, so i don't think you're sick. would you like a hot drink? would that help? it might. here you are. a nice cup of rosy tea. (slurps) mmm. that was nice. how long have you been sitting there? ages and ages. maybe some exercise would help warm you up. do you think so? i do! let's play follow the leader. i'll be the leader, you follow me, and do as i do. all right! come on, wags, i'm the leader