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, general fedortsov, yes, u... large numbers, as if at home, you can’t get through, you can’t get through, there will be more questions, there will be. doubt it, but later, botanyuk, botonyuk, so to everyone who sees the botanyuk, tell him that he is fired, i just want to understand who i should transfer the matter to, that’s it, who is this altruist, yes, i understand, no, i don’t understand, why should i throw the case in the trash, okay, yes, i understand, i understand, the bosses are in a panic, they called from moscow, our petya is on the verge of a nervous breakdown, boss, that’s great, i gave the case, so what, it’s a common thing, here, there is 10 times more information in this notebook of mine. okay, come on, what kind of information do you have there? chief, what can i say, shvetsova as always, he’s right, this classic of the russian avant-garde has such a cocktail in his blood that you know, i’m honestly surprised how he survived, really, colfilin, i don’t know if it’s colfilin, or maybe some other kind
, general fedortsov, yes, u... large numbers, as if at home, you can’t get through, you can’t get through, there will be more questions, there will be. doubt it, but later, botanyuk, botonyuk, so to everyone who sees the botanyuk, tell him that he is fired, i just want to understand who i should transfer the matter to, that’s it, who is this altruist, yes, i understand, no, i don’t understand, why should i throw the case in the trash, okay, yes, i understand, i understand, the bosses...
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well, when did you find out about fedortsov’s death?older, oh well. last season we met with artyom and he told us about how the city is changing to improve the quality of life for dogs. artyom, hello, what has changed over the year, what happened, what have you achieved? do you know, in a year a lot of good things have happened, and some of it is due to our efforts, and some of it just happens spontaneously. it is very important for me that in moscow, for example... there are a lot of, more and more establishments, official and unofficial, now a huge number of shops, banks, hotels allow guests with dogs and every month it’s easier and easier becomes during a trip, stopping with a dog, i think we discussed this, they have the right not to let a dog in, formally no, but how is it like not being allowed to go to the toilet, for example, or not being allowed to go to the toilet for free in public catering, well, look, dog. somewhere they contradict, somewhere they don’t contradict, well, in general, the situation is gradually settling down,
well, when did you find out about fedortsov’s death?older, oh well. last season we met with artyom and he told us about how the city is changing to improve the quality of life for dogs. artyom, hello, what has changed over the year, what happened, what have you achieved? do you know, in a year a lot of good things have happened, and some of it is due to our efforts, and some of it just happens spontaneously. it is very important for me that in moscow, for example... there are a lot of, more...
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everything, okay, everything, everything, this is the main road on ntv, i’m andrey fedortsov, i’m denisv, hello, look in the program, auto reports lower prices, the fact that my car has a low mileage, i learned from the buyer, how are the owners of the database? leave us without money, the price that offered by other buyers, was 30% cheaper. volga for a million, not according to the rules, made it without a hood, because everything connected with the hood was all removed, we are changing the brake fluid, for your attention, a garage cocktail, the last one, black caviar, with spoons, i just ate my period salary is a real vobla. look what we're going to astrocan, about it right now, an expensive database, internet sites are manipulating prices for our cars, auto reports, fast, convenient, inexpensive, but the owners of the databases they get information from dubious sources, and don’t be surprised if your car’s mileage is increased, i know that for sure. i learned from the buyer that the mileage on my car was incorrect. marina zaitseva has been trying to sell her bmw for six months. buyer
everything, okay, everything, everything, this is the main road on ntv, i’m andrey fedortsov, i’m denisv, hello, look in the program, auto reports lower prices, the fact that my car has a low mileage, i learned from the buyer, how are the owners of the database? leave us without money, the price that offered by other buyers, was 30% cheaper. volga for a million, not according to the rules, made it without a hood, because everything connected with the hood was all removed, we are changing...
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May 18, 2024
05/24
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this is the main road on ntv, i’m andrey fedortsov, i’m denis yuchenkov, hello, oh, look in the programgs are prohibited, i already said that this is deprivation of rights, prepare the mustard plasters, a deadly chase, the boys were killed, but is it possible to chase motorcyclists ? the traffic cops drove them in, they drove them in, we cut them wet, we i thought that we tore off the bottom of something there, no, peter kislov fits into the wet turn, more on that after the news. news, my hair went back. the careless young lady did not dismount from the scooter and rolled under the wheels of the bus. the driver did not have time to brake. the impact sent the lady flying to the side of the road and hitting her head hard. concussions and bruises will be treated at home. flew into a puddle, drowned the phone and became a local sorceress. if it weren’t for the drunken arina in the black volvo, the deep hole in the road would never have been removed. people complained about the failure for more than a month, but patched up in almost an hour. when the blonde gets her license back after the sc
this is the main road on ntv, i’m andrey fedortsov, i’m denis yuchenkov, hello, oh, look in the programgs are prohibited, i already said that this is deprivation of rights, prepare the mustard plasters, a deadly chase, the boys were killed, but is it possible to chase motorcyclists ? the traffic cops drove them in, they drove them in, we cut them wet, we i thought that we tore off the bottom of something there, no, peter kislov fits into the wet turn, more on that after the news. news, my...
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this is the main road on ntv, i’m andrey fedortsov, i’m denis yuchenkov, hello, look in the program,perimenting with an electric car, but charging has run out. well, we charged from a garbage dump, from a garbage chute, from a garbage chute, yes, we light it without gasoline, is it easy to charge an electric car, and the residents won’t swear, that we take electricity from them, so he adds 72 kw of fuel assemblies + 37 and 1.36, an extra herd under the hood. urban area, about this right now. mules instead of horses. the bureaucracy cannot keep up with progress. traffic police add horsepower to cars. in hybrid cars , the power of an electric engine is added to the power of a gasoline engine. hybrid lovers are terrified. is the tax not enough? the car was registered with horses in february 2023, the internal combustion engine and power, the power of the electrical installation, and the transport tax were added for 100 it will be almost 150 horsepower around 6.00 rubles. 72 kw of fuel assemblies plus 37 thirty-minute power, so 37 plus 1 kw was even counted as a motor, so he added it all
this is the main road on ntv, i’m andrey fedortsov, i’m denis yuchenkov, hello, look in the program,perimenting with an electric car, but charging has run out. well, we charged from a garbage dump, from a garbage chute, from a garbage chute, yes, we light it without gasoline, is it easy to charge an electric car, and the residents won’t swear, that we take electricity from them, so he adds 72 kw of fuel assemblies + 37 and 1.36, an extra herd under the hood. urban area, about this right...
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May 29, 2024
05/24
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the badgers are living with you, and oh, the deputy chief of the general staff is living, general fedortsovmeone, so what? ok, so i say, so what? even if he lives there, i ’ll take these recordings to television, well, i need it for business, then, wait, the guards who watch these recordings have some kind of super access, but explain, i i can look at everything on their monitors, not anywhere, i get it, i get it, i get it, i get it, look at shvetsov, study, yeah. "hello, lenochka, yes, filonov, yes, nikolai petrovich, lenochka, i would like to talk to michal saanch, yeah, yes, thank you, thank you, mikhail sanich, yes, but it’s me, yes, but i’ll be there for a minute, on wait a minute, mikhail sanovich, you have a dead body here in volkov lane, who said that? no, this is my district that is doing this, yes, well, in general, where the murder happened, you have cameras everywhere there on every corner, yes. , listen, what are your secret secrets? materials, and well, you know, i, my investigator, mine, need it somewhere, maybe for a day or two, nothing at all, you know, who asked, and... ye
the badgers are living with you, and oh, the deputy chief of the general staff is living, general fedortsovmeone, so what? ok, so i say, so what? even if he lives there, i ’ll take these recordings to television, well, i need it for business, then, wait, the guards who watch these recordings have some kind of super access, but explain, i i can look at everything on their monitors, not anywhere, i get it, i get it, i get it, i get it, look at shvetsov, study, yeah. "hello, lenochka, yes,...
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these coins are stolen, a week ago they stole from collector fedortsov’s apartment, i’m telling you,le shorter than me, short hair, he said something about his mother patient, about kittens, but i didn’t understand, i paid 3,000 for them, 23 years old, you say, yes, your height, yes, well, yes, we have one named chuma, well, here’s a burglar, or maybe you’re an accomplice, a dealer in stolen goods the same deadline, here ’s how to answer the question, a witness or an accomplice, so now we’ll draw up a report , you’ll go to jail like a dear, but what a report, i’m a police officer, do you have an id, no, well then stop rubbing it in me. don't you want to go to jail? think about how to solve the issue. what are the options comrade? district police officer? 100.000? yeah, you know, i don’t have that kind of money right now, but tomorrow morning i ’ll have it, i can bring it. well then tomorrow morning. i’m waiting for you right here, yeah, we’ll tear up this protocol, we’ll write a new one with testimony, okay, and don’t even try to run around, i wrote down your data. something with ann
these coins are stolen, a week ago they stole from collector fedortsov’s apartment, i’m telling you,le shorter than me, short hair, he said something about his mother patient, about kittens, but i didn’t understand, i paid 3,000 for them, 23 years old, you say, yes, your height, yes, well, yes, we have one named chuma, well, here’s a burglar, or maybe you’re an accomplice, a dealer in stolen goods the same deadline, here ’s how to answer the question, a witness or an accomplice, so...