one time we were executing this fella and, i called that infusion room before midnight and i said to th fella and i said why do i call it the death ruth is, you are getting thrown out of anyway i find out later fella was mentally disabled so you you know -- [ laughter ] so ah, -- [ laughter ] somebody just killed a duck. [ laughter ] or they truly enjoyed that joke. so pick perry was just having some fun. he is not thepublican candidate out there with a sense here is herman cain complaining why he said he wanted an electrified fence across the mexican border. >> let me say it was a joke. some people don't think it w good joke. it's probably not a should make if you are andidate. apologize if you offended >> jon: you can catch more his comedy stylings on the nex tone deaf comedy jam. he apologizes for thene more sentence and then says this. >> i apologize for combine combination of a fence that might electified. i'm not walking away from that. [ laughter ] >> jon: he proposes poll sit same way a teenage guy hits a girl. we shouldt.kei'm just joking unless you think we should make out.

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reelection bid has taken them to the west coast where between speeches and fund-raiser it is first fella visited silicon valley at a town hall event hosted by the company linkedin-- whatever that is. (laughter) >> we connect hundreds of millions of people ultimately around the world. by connecting talent and opportunity. >> jon: oh, is that what it is? i thought it was an e-mail in-box flooding service whose sole purpose in life was to remind me a guy i went to high school with would like me to join linked in and spam everyone i ever met. you know what? if it helps people get jobs... >> i have a 222 year very successful career in i.t. management. >> i lost my job in 2009. >> i have a question for my mother. she's currently unemployed. >> i'm from chicago. recently unemployed. >> i guess what we're saying, mr. president, i don't think this linkedin thing works. we've been posting for years and everyone's still unemployed. (laughter) this is like going to a craigslist town hall and having people get up "do you know any online sites where you can gate hand job and a gently-used futon?" (che

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the hammer of this quartet of backs that they have, shows a little bit of elevation there by the big fella. getting over the top there for the first down. be careful of the play action pass here on first and ten, inside the 5 yard line by luck who tried to find his tight end or fullback. >> brent: stewart is short of the end zone. >> kirk: linemen trying to create enough of a crease. he told us all week, it's a matter of can you stop it. you know it's coming. it's can you match up and defend it. sc for the most part tonight has done a pretty good job. look at that stacked drjts. they rupp over the top. touchdown! >> kirk: sc's defensive line submarined stanford. they sent their linebackers and safeties over the top trying to meet stewart and hope for a collision to push him back. stanford that time kind of did it the old-fashioned way. andrew luck had that one nice scramble for a first down. for the most part, they ran the football. >> brent: so usc needs a touchdown and the extra point to send it to a second overtime. >> kirk: defensive line does their job trying to get low. you could see

come on, fellas, not carrying a purse was a good thing about being a guy. bet you never left your wallet in the cab or hanging on one of those hooks under a bar. and when arnold said i'll be back, it wasn't because he dropped his product. and charlton heston wasn't worried about you prying his man bag from his cold, dead fingers. let's be real, guys do wallets. sure, sometimes you have to ask your lady friend could you carry this in your purse for me. but if space is in short supply, you need to grab a briefcase. i think a guy named bond carried one of those. anita. >> that's right, derek. >>> this is the big weekend for the new memorial in dc and it kicked off in a big way. >> i live to see the milk and honey lamb. >> that is stevie wonder performing in a concert to honor dr. king. tonight how wonders work for his role in spear heading the effort to make king's birthday a national holiday. >>> if you don't want to deal with the big crowds at the dedication, you can watch the whole event with us on wusa9.com. lesli foster will host live coverage of the mart

a little different than the old baseball fellas who used to run the game. is by all accounts going to leave the red sox and become the new general manager of the chicago cubs. brett swan who played -- alex smith, every time you look up, the guy's just right on top with the best in the game these days. three touchdown, no interceptions, to beat tampa bay. 49ers are 4 and 1 now. we'll let harbaugh talk. a little bit of delanie walker. then we'll show you the one thing you won't believe when you see the high echelon that alex smith is hanging with. >> a lights out performance by him. right from the get-go too. rolled off the pregame and took the first snap and played extremely well from there. >> we always had confidence in alex. i think his confident level in us is high. he believes in us, he knows he wee got hissing ba, and we've been telling him even when he had his own little camp, we're like alex, we got your back this season, baby. >> here's the thing that jumps out 59 you. 35 weeks, aaron rogers won a super bowl champ, eli manning won a super bowl, alex

reporter: in the last decades, "resident evil" and the spoofy "zombie land kw" -- >> come here, big fella. >> zombies have brought in $5 billion. and with the success of "the walking dead," 7 million people watched the show's premiere, there's now a potent whiff of the undead in the air. how many zombies have you created? >> so far? >> reporter: in your career? >> i think we're probably up to about 400 on season two so far. >> reporter: his professional life has been dedicated to transforming average looking people into an army of flash-feasting ghouls. >> i always feel like there's some violent about splattered and sprayed blood as opposed to a little bit of a drip. >> reporter: and come halloween, 2.6 million zombies will lurch towards your front door for candy. national retail federation is calling it the trendiest costume this year. everyone's doing it. so-called zombie walks have gone global. from dublin, ireland, to grand rapids, michigan. and should you ever be attack bid zombies, the cdc has a zombie apocalypse survival guide. really. a 40-page illustrated novel, spelling out how

he's a speedy fella. finds a hole, races down the sidelines, knocked out of bounds. gayner, wilson finished with 138 yards rushing. thomas scrambling, tosses to eric martin, touchdown hokies, virginia tech takes a 7-0 lead. second quarter, tied at 7 on first and goal. josh ogilsvy gets the touch and then another. the hokies set an acc record with their 11th straight victory. navy on the run at notre dame. take a look at this. midshipmen doing the hoka before the game. does that not get you pumped? that's great. navy looking to beat notre dame for the third consecutive time. trey miller rolls out the toss. smooth, nine-yard touchdown, navy trails by seven, notre dame strikes right back. very first play of the ensuing drive. wide open michael floyd. 56 yard touchdown, notre dame wins 56-14. navy's worse loss since 2002. the midshipmen have lost six in a row. rutgers lose. caps and canucks in vancouver tonight. green is trying to recover from an ankle injury he suffered against detroit. coach boudreau said today he hopes green will be back in the lineup next weekend. th

if he had his gun, he might have done something to the little fellas. >> a real man.uirrels. pretty dangerous. >> mother nature. >>> coming up next, some things you didn't know about steve jobs. >>> and then, after last year's famous feud, has conan o'brien forgiven nbc? famous feud, has conan o'brien forgiven nbc? he was up there last night. of your teeth & tongue.hids introducing a breakthrough for aquafresh. new extreme clean pure breath action. its micro active foam penetrates those hard to reach places. and it now contains a mineral compound that captures and neutralizes bad breath odors giving you 80% cleaner, purer breath. for all the confidence of pure breath try new extreme clean pure breath action from aquafresh. use your sears card for an extra 10% off all appliances and to double your goodyear rebate. plus use your savings pass for an additional 15% off apparel sale prices. that's real deals for real savings. sears. i'm a wife, i'm a mom... and chantix worked for me. it's a medication i could take and still smoke, while it built up in my system. [ male ann

does this fella look like he's in the business of running for president, herman cain? is that his business? or is it something else? >> well, i've said throughout the campaign, chris, that on any given day, it resembles more of a reality show than a political campaign. you've had a lot of candidates that have gotten to the top of the national polls. you know, herman cain is there today. i think he has his work cut out for him in terms of staying there. because some of the statements that you ran through at the beginning. joking around, you know, we ought to have an elek relectrii fence on the mexican border, then saying i was only kidding. these are not things serious candidates for the presidency says. >> politico wrote today, "now that cain, buoyed by bulging poll numbers, is demanding to be viewed as a credible contender for the gop nomination, cain's greatest peril is that primary rivals journalists and the political world broadly will grant that wish. very little in recent days suggests that cain is adequately prepared for the coming test on his understanding of f

it's in police custody until someone claims the big fella. >>> now, for a look at morning road conditionsicy from cheyenne to colorado springs. i-70 around denver and i. 80 into salt lake city. wet on i-95, from boston to baltimore. i-80 from new york to cleveland. and i-44, from baltimore to st. louis. >> and if you're hitting the skies today, should have a pretty easy time. weather-related airport delays are only expected in the city of denver, which is supposed to get 6 to 12 inches of snow today. old man winter being felt out there. >> 80 degrees on monday. and now -- >> the weather. >>> turning to attorneys for michael jackson's dr. conrad murray, who planned to shift focus today. saying they will highlight murray's positive traits. >> day after day murray has been vilified on the stand. even taking a hit from one of his own witnesses. abc's diana alvear is tracking the trial from los angeles. good morning, diana. >> reporter: good morning. by far, the most visiting witness was a nurse working with jackson to improve his sleeping habits. she wanted him to try natural methods. but he

bring it on up, fellas. we have five good ones for you. woodbridge freedom. edison at stewart.o in montgomery county chevy chase. go to dc.highschoolsports.net and note. it will lead our coverage friday. >> you're right about the offense. and who is run is the offense? >>

this is a moment this fella getting hurt like this. >> because he's an iraq war veteran. >> it's on television is a, you know, often times there is he' a randomness in these things, whether it's a cop getting hurt or a protesters getting hurt makes a huge difference which way the story is thereafter. i think this has been tragically a boost for the occupy wall street movement. >> what about that movement? is it going to survive the winter? is there a strategy, monica? >> we'll have to see. we got word this week the leftist cooks, cooking for them because the professional homeless are coming in and sick and tired of cooking and you're sort of seeing human nature kick in, why socialism couldn't work. because human nature is what it is. i think it's going to peter out. i think that community organizations acorn behind this to start with, wanted the momentum to continue, but i feel a feeling that once the cold kicks in they're out of there. >> jon: when we come back, a look how headlines are written. ... >> jon: did you ever wonder how different news operations come up with he would. the creative

trent williams, left tackle, the big fella had some issues. high ankle sprain. he's expected to miss a minimum of two weeks. and chris cooley, captain chaos, factured the index finger on his left hand and his knee swelled up after the game. >>> and monday night game, dolphins visiting the jets. miami leading in the first quarter. moore looking for marshall and picked by darrelle revis and he is weaving his way 100 yards for the touchdown. the last ten he does in reverse. that's not good sportsmanship but it is good coordination. fourth quarter right now and the jets lead the dolphins 24- 7. >>> the 49ers are one of the best stories in football. 5-1 in first place and yesterday knocked off the previously unbeaten detroit lions. jim harbaugh was asked if his team could still improve and he said, yes, and i could improve on my post-game hand shake too. here is what he was talking about. harbaugh still as competitive as when he was an nfl player and maybe more and the lions jim schwartz built the same way. after the 69ers win the game, harbaugh came in hot for the p

a fella came in a wheelchair and missed his stop. he was talking to the driver and said i had to get off. this does not go all the way back fourth anymore. this guy who had a 20-minute medical appointment, he let everyone know, went down the rest of fourth street and turn down harrison and went another two blocks and went another block and a half before he could get off. there was no way he would make his appointment. harrison is a huge street. it takes forever to get across, there is a lot of congestion. he did not have anyone to push his chair. he was this late heading back down to the street. that one aspect -- there is a large segment of the population that have difficulty getting to where they're going. the muni isn't that division right now. there is no more cars on that street. maybe the city will make its money back for putting all these things in. the lines on the street or not clear. we were trying to figure out which parking spot, which was 3, which was for, which was 5. they put the white lines on the outside toward the b

bring it on up, fellas. we have five good ones for you. woodbridge freedom. edison at stewart.county chevy chase. go to dc.highschoolsports.net and note. it will lead our coverage friday. >> you're right about the offense. and who is run is the offense? >> rex. >> we'll be right back. [ speaking french ] [ speaking french ] movie buffs! this film is tres bien, but the interest rate on your checking account is le pew. interest on your checking? earn more with new high yield free checking at capital one bank. your interest rate will be five times the national average. five times the interest! and free atms at any bank. show's over folks. make your way to capital one bank. what's in your wallet? were you crying? yeah. >>> are you still up? go to bed. >> good night, everybody.

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