please welcome eric stonestreet and jesse tyler ferguson!d applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: good to see you. thank you for the bow tie. >> very well. you look very handsome. >> jimmy: have you gotten good at tying the bow tie? >> i have gotten pretty good at it. i had to actually watch a youtube video when i did -- because i didn't know how to do them. but yeah. >> jimmy: how did they do that in the old days when there weren't youtube videos to figure everything out for you. >> encyclopedias. >> jesse and i haven't seen each other since we finished shooting. >> yeah, we haven't. >> jimmy: this is the first time. >> how is it going? >> it is good. >> everything is going -- >> i did go a few places. but i have some questions. is everything going on with -- >> it's still happening. >> it's still happening? and the rash is? >> better. >> the rash is better. >> jimmy: guys, guys, we're on television. >> back to the interview. >> jimmy: when i see you together, individually i don't have this with you. but when you're together you're mitchell and ken for me.

we have rich ferguson joining us "right this minute." okay. what the heck is going on?is another way to present a magic trick but i would like to show you exactly how i do it. is that all right? >> please. >> i have my phone right here an i'm going to do it to you. steven, right now, steven, i want you to think of any three-digit number right now. >> done. >> you have it? >> got it. >> siri, can you read their mind? >> i am having a difficult time profiling them at this time however i can say steven has a lovely cream shirt on under his gray and striped sweater. nick is wearing a navy blue and christian is wearing a dress. i like that. >> that's just an example of me pugs together a situation and using technology for the reveal. obviously you guys didn't know that was going to happen and neither did the people in the video. >> what? >> wait a minute. >> all i'm doing is being quick on my toes making this happen. >> doesn't explain how you're fingering out the numbers these people are guessing. >> here's the problem. i'm a magician. i don't show people all the techniques

ben ferguson in dallas, good to see you guys again. ben, to you first on this.tting i guess some might say the ideal place to discuss that kind of distraction and should rice have maybe engaged on the issue instead of avoiding it? >> no, i think this is incredibly classy move by condoleezza rice, a woman that spent a lot of her career teaching at universities. she realized there's a lot of people going to graduate that day that don't want the distraction to be about the speaker. and i think there's some students as well as some faculty that are out of line here. you're never going to agree with the commencement speaker 100% of student body, faculty or staff, but the way they're trying to go back and attack her because of the war in iraq. and she says, look, this is about the students' accomplishments, them putting four or five years of their life there, people graduating with masters or doctorates and i won't take away from the day. for condoleezza rice, a classy move so they can enjoy the graduation of the students and the ones protesting or cause massive probl

ben ferguson and mark lamont hill. she was really good. than the president, a lot of the times. she was fantastic that year. and i really hope that michelle obama gets a few jokes in this year as well. >> you think, the first lady, she hasn't really said anything over the years. i don't remember her, she cracked a couple little jokes, but not a lot. >> she's done some other stuff where it's funny. the funny is the irony between being the serious first lady and completely letting loose. laura bush making a chip n dale's joke. >> i can't believe she did that. i'm surprised they didn't walk out. how dare she do that to the president? >> trust me, i guarantee that was vetted in his office before she said it that night. michelle obama is probe going to do the same thing. but i hope michelle comes up there tonight and talks about, do you remember when we had the mic and the president was asked about smoking, and he said, do you know who i'm married to? right there, you could have like 20 jokes in a row that michelle could talk about, managing th

let's talk about it with cnn commentators mark lamont hill and ben ferguson. let's come at this in a slightly different way. is karl rove doing her a favor getting this issue out there early? she has to talk about it anyway. >> he's done he an enormous favor getting the issue out of the way. but also, people are going to come to her defense. people are outraged that he would not only put something like this out there but he would litter with it untruths of being in the hospital and the technology on the face and doing that, she made women empathize more and seeing this as a gender, sexist attack and made the elderly sympathize with hillary clinton more. this did much more for hillary clinton than potential republican nominee. she should be sending karl a thank you card. >> we'll see about that. ben, republican strategist alex, your colleague, he says that rove's attack on hillary clinton, whatever the victory republicans feel right now may leave a bitter taste. could all this backfire on him? >> certainly could backfire and i think it brings up the obvious whi

sot- robert ferguson/reed brothers security however, it seems the problem may have started by the store being secured after closing. sot- rebecca rosenblatt/san mateo county sheriff's office trader joe's declined to comment on the incident. meanwhile, the sheriff's office continues to look for the armed robberers. last seen wearing hooded sweatshirts, gloves, black pants and bandanas to cover their faces. in san carlos, philippe djegal, kron four news. coming up: sex assaults on campus. the federal investigation into dozens of universities across the country -- including u-c berkeley. peaceful here, but violent in other parts of the u-s. video from today's "may day" rallies. a fight among neighbors after two dog attacks in brentwood. more on the victims who went to the hospital. and the dogs involved. safeway knows you don't want to fly all over town to find the best deals. that's why they have lots of ways to save. real big club card deals, the safeway app and gas rewards. this week, bite into a juicy, seedless watermelon. they're just $3.99 each. breyer's ice cream is $2.99. and start

anyone that follows ferguson who is 126 trophies -- he has 130 in the championships.lows them. following a guy that does terribly. his season was an absolute disaster. >> we have the 9/11 memorial museum. toif you ever get a chance listen to janet yellen, she gives you some fantastic insights the way she sees the world. listen if you get the time. if not, read the story off the back of it. the memorial is one of those events we all know where we were the day it happened. it is about time we have a memorial. >> watching the 9/11 memorial museum dedication ceremony in new york. our u.s. colleagues will continue to focus on this. stay with us. ♪ >> bonds are a bit higher, yields plummet. italy and france show we growth. the united states has key inflation data this morning. it is america's worst nightmare, shopping for new or used car. nike, they may take away the ball from adidas. the world cup is upon us. good morning, this is "bloomberg surveillance." thursday, may 15, i am tom keene with scarlet fu and adam johnson. along morning brief. get a started. >> next data in

jesse tyler ferguson and eric stonestreet going head to head. the winner is eric.ark ruffalo at the twitter mirror in our twitter mirror. we'll talk to him about his brand-new movie with julia roberts. lara. >> all right. looking forward to that but we are kicking off our seeing double kids edition at "gma." we put the call out asking you to help us find the perfect pint-size look-alike for all of us. videos flowed in from all over the country. it is time to do the big reveal. george, you are first. you're going to stand right in front of the mirror. >> right on my mark. >> everybody, you'll say it with me, one, two, three. >> all: move that mirror. >> how's it going? the like the hair. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh. >> this is eric haushalter. from michigan. not far from your hometown. george, what do you think? >> i wasn't as cute as when i was 11 or 12. looking good. >> all right. so time for amy's now. are you ready to see amy's double. stand on the green dot and, crowd, are you ready. one, two, three. >> all: move that mirror. [ cheers and applau

we went to the ferguson showroom in new york's architects and designers building.re the professionals go to pick out high-end fixture for luxury homes. so, ed, show me what you have here. >> what we have here, gerri, is the cola toilet. this is way it would be when you walk up to it. the whole trick. gerri: whoa, wait, wait. i don't have to pull it up myself. >> you did that by walking in front ever the toilet. see how you raised lid? now toilets can be uses two ways, sit down or in some cases you can stand up. you don't want to touch the seat, see that little blue light. normally a foot would be there. the seat comes up automatically. so no matter who is using the toilet it is hands-free. gerri: that ingenius. i like that. what is this? >> this is the control panel right here. there is remote. it is bluetooth compatible so you can do certain things with yourur smartphone like your put your own tunes on it, music, maybe get phone calls. but anyway, if you like some music and you don't have your smartphone, right over here, we could start playing music. it has prepr

jane ferguson, al jazeera, nairobi. >> china is looking out always for new and innovative ways to stay in touch with the major global markets. it's now proposing a new way of getting between beijing and new york city. it is a brand-new high speed rail link, yes. according to chinese state media, the proposed line called the china to russia plus the united states line will stretch a colossal 13,000 kilometers which is longer than the trans sigh beerian expressway, the world's longest. it would head up through the rural northeast up into siberia in russia before entering a tunnel underneath the bearing strait. it would have to be 200 kilometers long. it would cond overland through canada and down to the east coast of the united states. a few fancy taking a ride. the whole trip will take about two days and that is just one way. it is, of course, a long way off at the moment. >> still to come in this news hour which german football club is facing relegation for the first time in its history. we will have that and the rest of the sport in just a minute or two. >> techknow... >> we're here i

and two men who may differ on this, on the right, ben ferguson, on the left, lamont hill. guys, good to see you. i wanted to take this into the racial conversation and whether -- you know, it is interesting to hear him talk about v. stiviano and all the really sort of tawdry details. but really this is a national conversation about race. donald sterling was 29 years old when bull connor was unleashing the dogs and fire hoses in alabama. in his lifetime he has gone from that being okay to being pillaried in the national square. so mark lamont, tell me what we've learned from this and where our conversation needs to go next. >> i think where i'm most disappointed is where we haven't learned. we look at this as an opportunity to say, look, america hates racism. we all said what donald sterling said on the tape is wrong. in some sense we can have a collective sigh of relief and joy that the greater majority is not agreeing with him. that is the only type of racism that we acknowledge. it is the foaming at the mouth sexism kind of racism. that is the easy part. that lets us off

jane ferguson, al jazeera nairobi. >> kenya has been hit by attacks recently, most have been blamed by government. on the al-qaeda-linked group el-shabob and they admitted to the four-day siege at the west gate shopping mall in september and at least 71 people died in the assault. in march three bombs went east of nairobi and known as little mogadishu and four people were killed in a bomb attack on saturday and sunday two crowded buses were hit by homemade bombs on one of nairobi's busyist roads and we have a security specialist for franklin consultants and is live from nairobi. does this look like the work of el-shabob? >> most certainly el-shabob holds the tactical initiative from the border in mandara all the way down to the coast. >> and why would el-shabob target members of the somali community in kenya? >> el-shabob are aware that the kenya police developed a certain technique or tactic that does not differentiate somali citizens from those who might be guilty. in fact, by targeting their own people in eastly they participated the rounding up of some 12 somali citizens as well as

this is rich ferguson. we know he's a very good magician. >> whoa. >> watch this. >> how do you do that? >> oh, look at their faces. the kids are amazed. >> this is so much better than you have a quarter behind your ear trick. >> watch this. >> yes, you can. >> he pulled a cookie out. >> look at the boy's face when he gets a cookie. look at his eyes. >> best cookie ever. >> yes. magic cookie. >> clearly he has the thing behind the phone but what's impressing me is the -- how does he get the phone to turn on? >> the phone is never off. he actually shows us how to pull off this trick. >> i have a blank shot and then a shot of the item and then another blank shot. i want to be able to make the first one appear by simply swipingp . this will disappear swiping but while pulling the object hidden from the back with it. it gives the illusion something comes out of the phone. >> he's been practicing. >> when you pull the stick, i've got -- >> pull it out with this hand. >> grab the phone. go the other way. >> i go

jane ferguson, al jazeera, kenya. >>> coming up on the program, venzuela's dry spell from seeing theovernment take rather extreme measures. and.... >> no one wants to help him. pushing like this. >> the sport, we will hear from the world champion athlete still struggle to go finds a sponsor. stay with us if you can hear on al jazeera. r children at work only on al jazeera america >>> a drought in venzuela's capitol has meant that the government started rationing water and that could be happening for months. allesa allesandra reports. >> for a week, an unpleas ants surprise when he turned on his f facette. he started storing it in plastic bottles. >> i had to come up with a strategy to save as much water as i can when it comes so i can save it and use it when it stops running. >> fernand is not alone. cuts in the supplies are now affecting many parts of karakas. the government plainsp blaimz a long drought season. one of the city's 3 reservoirs is independent and has been -- empty and shut off. the cuts were official. we have a special plan to reduce hardship in people's homes but th

tonight -- jesse tyler ferguson and eric stonestreet. robin roberts. and music from circa zero. with cleto and the cletones. and now, as a matter of fact, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. thank you for watching. thank you for coming to join us here.

january ferguson reports and a warning that some of you might find the images in her report disturbing. this is all that's left of the bus that was started. police sestakers threw a grenade at it while and passenger while riding on a bike. he mergency services arrived to carry away the injured. i sue three people dead after the blast. there were marionn man injured. we took 8 people to hospital. many more took themselves to get treatment. >> minutes later, a second attack in the same city, a bag with an improvised explosive device was spotted near the reef hotel. people passing by managed to take cover before it detonated. remarkably, no one was killed. police say they don't yet have an explanation for who was behind the blast. but kenya has become a target for the some all s /* somali al shabaab. they are trying to punish the government for sending troops to crush the group. in response, the kenyan government launched operation ussalama watch. it has been described as critics as police erin had asment of somalis living in kenya. on sunday, the kenyan police said the operation would be

let's talk more with donald sterling with ben ferguson and mark lamont hill.y, guys, the new recording that radaronline is sterling features him saying he was jealous that v. stiviano was with black men and he denies he's a racist, you hear it there. mark, let me start with you. do the latest remarks help his case in any way or do they make it worse for this guy? >> it probably helps people in the court of public opinion, there are always people looking to give him an out and throw him a life raft in the conversation about racism. i think there will be people who will be swayed by this. also his free speech argument is one that people find compelling. he said it in the privacy of his own home, he should be allowed to do this. i think, though, ultimately it won't matter. he has a long history of saying and more importantly doing things that reflect racism. that's the bigger takeaway here. i'm sure the leaks that came out may help him a little bit but i suspect he put them out and people won't find them all that persuasive. >> ben, the new recording appears to h

. >> jane ferguson's report contains images you may find concerning. >> this is all that is left of the bus. police say attackers threw a grenate at it while riding past on a bike. blood sustained the street as emergency services arrived to carry away the injured. >> i saw three dead after the blast. many were injured. we took about eight people to hospital. many took themselves to get treatment. minutes later a second attack in the same city, a bag with an improvised explosive device as spotted near the mombassa reef hotel. people passing buy managed to take cover before it detonated. unremarkably no one was killed. police say they don't have an explanation for who was behind the blast. kenya has become a target for al-shabab. it's trying to punish the kenyan government for sending troops into somalia to crush the troop. mombassa is a major port for the east african region, as well as being a draw card for tourists. the president says attacks like these are bringing the tourism industry to its knees. >> campaigning for egypt's presidential election began with much action taking place o

a warning jane ferguson's report from nairobi may contain images that you may find disturbing. >> reporter: this is all that was left of a bus that was targeted. attackers threw a grenade at it and a group of passengers. blood sustained the streets as emergency services arrived to carry await the injured. >> i saw three people dead immediately after the blast. there were men injured. we took about eight people to hospital. many took themselves to get treatment. >> minutes later a second attack in the same city. a bag with an improvised explosive device. people passing by managed to take cover and remarkably no one was killed. police say they don't yet have an splaption for who was behind the blast. kenya was a tart. it's trying to publish the kenyan government. mombassa is a major port for the east african region. as well as being a draw card for tourists. the president said it's a tax like these that are bringing kenya's tourism industry in its knees. >>> a curfew has been imposed in the indian state as 31 muslims have been shot dead in the last three days. the army deported troops. polic

jane ferguson reports. >> reporter: bombs on two buses in the capital nairobi exploded 4:30pm.y were travelling close to one another down a busy highway in the city center. dozens were rushed to kenyatta distribute hospital. >> one out of the 16 arrived dead. six are critically injured. all of them are in stable condition at the moment and are being attended to by the medical team. >> no one claimed responsibility, but bombings in kenya increased sippings the country's military entered somalia to fight the group in 2011. in recent months they escalated dramatically. less than 24 hours before this attack grenades were thrown at a bus in mombassa. a bomb was discovered in an upmarket hotel in the same town. kenya's government vowed to step up its counter security crackdown, named operation security watch. attackers are still able to strike targets in major cities at will. >>> the international community has been accused of not doing enough to help millions of refugees who fled syria. thousands continue to leave their homes to escape the fighting. we have this report from the refu

let's take a look where this very strong twister, a huge twister, was captured on video by dan ferguson on monday afternoon. now this tornado injured nine people, a 15-year-old girl is in critical condition. it also damaged or destroyed 15 trailer homes at the camp. now tornadoes are rare in the county as only 14 have been reported since 1950. now that's not the only wild weather scenario taking place in the united states. let's take a look at the board here and show you what's happening down further south into houston. where a lot of rainfall has been taking place. now back in april, much, much below the average rainfall of around 40 millimeters, as opposed to the average of 84 millimeters. and then in may, in the past few days, we jumped up to 216 millimeters of rain. and so, way above the average so far for this year. and it looks like more rain is coming for parts of the deep south. here's that low pressure system responsible for causing some of the strong weather into parts of texas. that is moving forward the east. so louisiana you're looking out for the possibility of some severe

. >>> let's bring in ben ferguson, the host of "the ben ferguson show" and mark is host of "mark huffive. request" immigration reform in an election year? no way this is possible. why not now? to jorge ramos' point, why not now? boehner himself said he wants to get it done. >> a lot of republicans want to get it done. they don't want a bill no one has read. find me one u.s. senator that voted in favor of the 1,300-plus-page bill that has read it or knows what's in it. this is obamacare 2.0 as nancy pelosi put it. we don't know what's in it until weigh pass it and i think that's the concern. of the republicans said let's deal with this piece by piece. there's no sense in reforming the entire system and immigration laws if we don't secure our borders. it has to be together. and democrats say we don't want to deal with the border. we don't want to do anything with the border. we want to give a big chunk of amnesty and that's where the problem is. >> why do a bunch of senate republicans vote for it in the senator? they're not reading the bills they're passing? >> i think a lot of them had

chris ferguson piloted america's last shuttle.ew mission is to get bo eing's from off the ground. >> it is not going to be so cavernous and empty. you will hear the clanking of work being done. >> neither nasa nor boeing would talk numbers. a user agreement reveals the opf3 isrket value for five and have million dollars. -- a cost nasa what hundred thousand dollars a month in upkeep. nasa's gloryay days are behind them. is that true? >> our glory days are in front of us. we are charging into the future. we know how to do that. it is time to transition to the marshall space industry. -- commercial space industry. >> tune in tonight at 9:30 as we take a look at the next space race. an in-depth journey through the booming business of space exploration. now, time for the "bwest byte. " l.a.is an ally -- in >> $1 billion. that is the base amount of money the secret service estimates is lost every year to atm skimming. it is a form of hacking. they attach a piece of plastic to an atm. they capture your atm codes. it is on the rise. >> i

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he was more insight on the budget problems facing the military i was chewing earlier by george ferguson is the senior aerospace defense analyst at bloomberg industries. he first asked him to give me a breakdown on what the pentagon wants to keep and what it thinks they can afford to get rid of at this point. one thing that a competitor would love to keep everything is good but budget realities are that way. and i think with the pentagon leaders look at the decisions that they have to make me think that it's easier to regenerate the it's the personal side of the force that is some of the more complex weapons systems to the car for a down to invest in the complex weapons systems especially ships and aircraft. i rather than people in and as congress continues to cut budgets. the pentagon has the same problem the rest of the country has and that is that healthcare is expensive you know retirement plans and other expensive as well to the pentagon a route that is now the forces of the manpower heavy forces the army the marines and save on health care save on the back to the salaries and inves

a new book from robert ferguson ,etting a lot of attention "america's criminal justice ."em is broken "incarceration rates have risen 500%, sentences are harsh, life inside is dangerous, rehabilitation programs are .neffective the only real solution is to reduce the number of prisoners, a solution blocked by american culture, which she believes to be excessively punitive and largely responsible for the immensity of the prison population. we have more on this online at "new republic." larry, democratic line, welcome. you mentioned 38,000 people overdosing in 2010, but you don't do friendship between legal and illegal. i don't think that anyone died from marijuana in there, which is what we are talking about. must be theothers world's biggest drug dealers, they have already had people calling in to defend them. back in to understand, the 1970's it cost $100,000 for a pilot to fly to the caribbean to pick up drugs and bring it back. are you trying to convince me that people in the projects are selling their food stamps and all of their resources to finance operations like tha

selling ferguson is this from his personal collection. it is the worst that may raise $5 million.any will have this from the legendary career. midterml hold the briefing. it tumbled after these price or cast: none now -- another annual lot. himbriefing will be had by is under increasing pressure to turn this around. time championnine this. this is happening in lisbon is the first time they have. and the i know. let's get more on the week ahead. he is with capital economic. or.s live from single thank you for coming in. there's so much to discuss. given to start with india this very important election. he will take power. expectation on the key priorities. what did they need to get to work on now. is trying to fix all the bottlenecks. that has been a real factor in the growth slowed down. this is one thing they can tackle. of government has a lot majority in the lower half of parliament which could be a bit of a game changer. it does not have a majority in the upper house. thel probably need to push executive orders. we know the government does not have a leader road ahead of it. t

. >> a lot of people interested in what ferguson had to say and sell.na's burgeoning middle class is eating more western food, drinking more imported wine than ever before. >> mia saini has today's global outlook. class,he chinese middle they continually get richer, their pockets are getting deeper, their desire for the finer things in life is intensifying. china already has the world's largest middle class. that is from the world bank which means that they consume between $10 and $100 per day. 11% of china's population fall into this category. when china's urban middle class about 75%t to grow to of their population by 2020. what was it back in 2000? just 4%. 2022, what is going to happen is chinese consumers are expected to earn between $9,600 and 37,000 u.s. dollars. this growing affluence is spurring more imports of western brands to china, which is the world's biggest buyer of luxury goods in 2012. imports of certain items including salmon, wine and flowers. finland's biggest airline could double shipments of salmon to china and japan by 2020. that

and as jane ferguson reports, students in kenya are seizing the opportunity. >> these students are singingring for china's prime minister. they are all aware of how important his visit is for kenya. >> after years of studying the language they hope to turn their hard work into jobs with chinese companies based in kenya. >> this is one of the good opportunities that we have in a career their teacher is excited too,. >> we realize there are so many opportunities for them ranging--we have so many companies established here in kenya, and chinese people will want local people who can speak the language. >> reporter: many students at nairobi university see their economic future tied to china. >> the place people come to learn mandarin is not one or two classrooms, it's an entire institute. all of the classrooms are labeled in chinese, and there is a lot of evidence of chinese culture in these corridors. but on the stairway it's a clear indicator of why so many kenyans who want to learn mandarin. >> reporter: china has been building business ties across africa for years. with deals in mining, con

jane ferguson reports from nairobi. >> reporter: who blasts hit this market shortly after lunchtime.t's the capitol's busiest open-air market and was packed at the time. >> translator: i was here at the restaurant. i saw someone behind the car. he hit the car with something, i saw smoke as people were running away there was another explosion. >> reporter: a mini bus nearby was also it will. kenyan use buses like this, millions rely on them every day to get around. lately they have become deadly. continuously attacked with explosives being thrown at them. what seems to have happened to this bus is an explosive has been thrown from the side. they are often made with small ball bearings inside. inside of the vehicle there are holes where the explosive has come through. and whoever was sitting here stood very little chance of surviving. attacks like these have increased in recent weeks. even before friday's blasts foreign tourists were leaving the country. the uk and u.s. governments have advised against all travel to a coastal town once popular with tourists. >> we have seen terrorist a

. >> chris ferguson piloted the last shuttle and his new mission is to get boeing's commercial space the ground. >> and a couple of years when you come in here, it will not be so cavernous and empty. i think you will hear the clanking of work being done. >> neither nasa nor boeing would talk numbers yet a user agreement reveals a fair market 3 is about $13.5 million. the real cost for nasa is in the maintenance. currently costs nasa about $100,000 per month and upkeep. some people say that nasa's glory days are behind them, is that true? >> it could not be further from the truth. we are charging ahead into the future. we have been going back and forth in orbit for fifth d years now and we know had to do that. it's time to transition to the commercial space. be sure to tune in to bloomberg tv tonight at 9:30 p.m. eastern and this weekend as we take a look at the next space race with an in-depth journey through the booming business of space exploration. b-west s time for the byte. jon erlichman as an ally and we have a special guest with us, jordan robertson. you actually have the byte

got a good line up for you next week jennifer lopez will be here, eric stonestreet and jesse tyler fergusonarance, sandra oh will be here, as will robin roberts, elisabeth moss, tony hale, science bob pflugfelder will dazzle us with science, and we'll have music from franz ferdinand, sleepy man banjo boys, and boy george too. so please join us next week. and tell you something, i have had the honor of presenting our first guest with one of her two well- deserved emmy awards, and yet, do you know how many emmy award she has given me? not one. zero of them. her great show "modern family" airs wednesday nights at 9:00 here on abc, please say hello to julie bowen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: you look great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: what a cute outfit you have on. >> thank you, apparent leap part of it is see-through. that's part of the fun. part of the fun. >> jimmy: give people a little thrill. >> it's late night. late at night. i have been on vacation, hiatus. sort of relaxed. >> jimmy: you have. what have you been up to, what have you been doing? >> it 'tis the religious season, you

. >> i called conan, seth, jimmy, and craig ferguson to gather information.y much the same advice, which was, this is the weirdest thing you will ever do and the most exhilarating thing you'll ever do. >> this year, the honor goes to joel mchale, long-time host of "the soup" on e! he has a devoted fan base. >> i'm joel mchale. >> no, i'm joel mchale. >> he's burst into fame for his critically acclaimed sitcom "community," a show that has yet to renew for next season, angering its fans. >> we saved greendale. >> so "the soup," "community," white house correspondents' dinner, was this always the plan? >> this is exactly how i wanted my career to go. >> do you think this gives you the respectability you are looking for? >> absolutely not. >> joel sat down to tell me how he has prepared for what might be his toughest crowd ever. >> what i've learned is there are so many powerful people, rich people that long ago they made enough one and have enough power to never laugh again so they want to hear jokes about them. even though they might not want to be roasted, the

cnn contributor sally cohen and ben ferguson is here. good morning everybody. great to see you. >> morning. >> sally, i'll start with you. we're talking about a simple problem that has turned into a huge partisan battle. is this the right fight to be having you think? >> it is the right issue to be focusing on as a country, right? we have a massive problem with childhood obesity. it has gotten three times worse in the last 30 years. it is a crisis. it's a crisis for families. it's certainly a crisis for our family. is it the right political battle to be having? i would argue not. the obamas didn't pick this political battle. for crying out loud she's trying to get kids to get healthy and exercise. republicans are hellbent on fighting any mott couple of success of the obama administration. >> would you be talking about ben ferguson? she has a point. let me get this in and you can answer. this new study says 30% of the people on this planet are overweight and obese. shouldn't we all be talking about tightening these rules and not easing them. >> and we did. the p

and then today i hear he's being rumored to replace ferguson on cbs.ll a part of a plan we're not privy so. >> if you look at everybody else who has hosted it, they're solidified, but they don't appeal to the younger generation. joel mchale admits he gets his news from buzzfeed, not necessarily from the networks. i think it's smart bring in somebody young and different and shake it up. >> this is their attempt to go yuck and hip. >> he's 42. he does appeal to a younger generation. >> i'm looking over to the monitor to see if we can recognize some folks there. it's unusual to me because when i go to dinner, i like to sit and eat. you know? >> oh, come on. you eat before you go to this thing. >> right. >> and to see everyone standing up. and i haven't been probably in three or four years. that was the last dinner that i went to. even then i was struck at the number of people that are, like, to heck with sitting down and eating. they want to work the room. and they spend the evening doing just that. >> 2,600 people are there there. the who's who in politi

i called conan and jimmy fallon and craig ferguson and seth meyers and carrot top. already told a joke. thankfully i kind of know them and they were gracious to give me pointers on what the evening is like and all of them without speaking separately they said the same thing, which was it is the strangest, most wonderful evening company name is like no other geek you will ever do. but it is exhilarating and you were there at the president. there's no other geek in history where before you perform, there is zero break between you and the president and before that he sit next to the first lady for two hours. it is crazy. >> so i'm prepping for any of this, have you gone back and watched with those guys have done? >> i've seen all of them before and i did watch them. yeah, there's only so much you can do before you do it, which to watch ncaa of the land and let the room looks like. so i have a definite grasp of kind of how the net goes, definitely. i'm in for their company better just to funny jokes. it better be good. >> that is a portion of our conversation with trans

jesse tyler ferguson and eric stonestreet, the actors who play cam and mitch, have kind of become spokespeopleor the same-sex marriage movement, which is kind of funny because eric stonestreet isn't gay, just curious. a straight guy. the character he plays, though a tv show are positive role models for same-sex couples seeing them as parents does a lot to make people feel more comfortable with the idea of two men raising children together. and you have to hand it to these guys. they're not just cashing a check. they're not just a job for them, they're using their platform to try to bring about positive social change. >> everyone should be allowed to marry. >> everyone. >> whether you are gay. >> or straight. >> love is love. >> which is why we are proud to advocate the latest frontier in marriage equality. >> straight-gay marriage. >> the union of one straight person to one gay person. >> hollywood history is full of happy, healthy gay-straight marriages. >> like [ bleep ] and [ bleep ]. >> like [ bleep ] and [ bleep ]. >> the great oscar winner [ bleep ]. and [ bleep ]. >> really? >> oh, yeah

cnn political commentators mark lamont hill and ben ferguson join me once again.with them katie glick of politico and ryan lissa. welcome to all of you guys. lots to talk about. if being talked about means your star is rising chris christie and hillary clinton have to be happy. ryan, i want to ask you, 2016 on the horizon. so should we get ready for a whole lot more clinton and christie jokes coming our way? >> no doubt. the tone and tenor of the christie and hillary clinton jokes were really completely different, right? christie was essentially mocked and the bridge scandal in new jersey was sort of the butt of lots of jokes. hillary clinton at least obama's hillary clinton jokes were all about how she's going to be the next president and is sort of a prohibitive front-runner on the democratic side. if you're joe biden watching obama's speech, you're thinking, huh, why isn't the president making any jokes about how i might be president next and not hillary clinton? obviously this is a humorous evening, but there's a lot of real politics embedded in the jokes. >>

tomorrow night -- from "modern family," eric stonestreet and jesse tyler ferguson. roberts. and music from circa zero. and later this week -- sandra oh, tony hale, science bob pflugfelder and music from franz ferdinand and boy george will be here too. please join us then. [ applause ] some celebrities are so big, they can whittle their name down to three simple letters. this one is a star of music, movies and tv. she returns to reality show glory on "american idol" wednesday and thursday nights on fox. please say hello to jennifer lopez. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for helping us with that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i haven't been able to get that song out of my head. and now it's -- >> it's one of those catchy ones. >> jimmy: permanently engrained. >> now that you know what it means. >> jimmy: and the album from which that song leaps was due today, i heard. >> well, it was due friday. >> jimmy: oh, it was due friday. >> yeah. but i'm going to hand it in today. >> jimmy: you're going to hand it in today. >> yes. >> jimmy: you realize that we're past regular business

jane ferguson, al jazeera nairobi. >> and we have a consultant and public affairs government and he isrobi and thank you for being us with and there is no doubt that china brings massive construction projects to africa and does help to improve infrastructure but what strings are attached to the deals? >> reporter: there is a good risk in how chinese do their business in africa. and the risks are that there is no or nothing against corruption and china is not known for promoting democracy, it's not something they promote internally in their country and are not likely to promote it in africa. and specifically in kenya the one of the projects that they have brought in is the standard gauge real way and there is no economic rationale for abandoning our meter gauge to go to standard gauge and except for the money bags that china will bring. we in kenya in particular and africa in general need to be careful how we evaluate the generosity, so called generosity from china. >> it brings bags of money, all these projects to africa, is there a concern that it then under mines work that other coun

marien marien marienne ferguson. who told him of her experiences of fleeing the nazi organization. he said something along the lines of now putin is doing just about the same as hitler. but the exact words we're not clear about at the moment. to explain to you very briefly here, the noise you may hear in the background, that is changing the guard at buckingham palace which is just a short distance from us here. it just looks like you all are actually hearing that music in the background. quite a popular area for tourists at the moment as you can imagine. >> going back to this conversation -- it's a very good backdrop. we're enjoying it, actually, daniel. just explain why this is controversial. bearing in mind the -- the tradition that no prettyish member of royalty would ever involve him or herself in anything remotely controversial politically. >> reporter: well, that's right. i mean, prince charles has in the past spoken very publicly about issues that he has strong opinions on. for example, the environment and architecture. there is always the public debate there as to whether t

. >> jane ferguson updating us from nairobi. >>> three weeks after 300 schoolgirls were abducted in nigeria, the president set up a committee to help to secure the release. he ordered security chiefs to do everything possible to get the girls back, but people are becoming increasingly angry. we have the report. >> reporter: nigerians at the church praying for the kidnapped girls to be found. there's popular pressure on the president. he's set up a committee to investigate how the abductions took place and why the rescue effort has so far failed. some church-goers plan overnight vigils until the girls are found. >> i have children. i have daughters. i have a son. it's terrible. i put myself in the shoes of the parents. >> reporter: news of the abductions has spread around the world. these protesters in washington, d.c. accuse the nigerian government of mishandling the rescue effort. >> the president has the might of the full, entire military of the country. he has financial resources as well. he can make things happen if he actually wants to with things like this. so there shouldn't be any e

." >> yes we, had a group of people together, people from the joe, myself, lizzy, jay ferguson, big beard summer was there, big group of us. so we kind of, madmen stormed a joint in the valley and had our way with it. >> jimmy: people must have gone nuts when you were all in there. >> there were double takes. it was very low lit. there wasn't. lizzy told the story. like when, when, we started singing we looked up. it was a sea of iphones. like everybody like this. >> jimmy: weirdly, believe me we looked for the video there. nobody posted it. >> well as the i said it was probably pretty dark. >> jimmy: yeah, still. right. >> i am sure i can't sing to save my life. >> jimmy: that's even more reason to post it. oh, singing is not one of your gifts. >> not at all. >> jimmy: when we come back. love the movie, called "million dollar arm." jo jon hamm is here. we'll be right back. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ hypnotist ] you are feeling satisfied without standard leather. you are feeling exhilarated with front-wheel drive. you are feeling powerful with a 4-cylinder engine. [ male announcer ] op

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but the threat of being sent back into danger haunts them everyday now and i'm jane ferguson with alairobi. >> demonstrators have been rallying in support in caracus and have seen violent protests as the economy worsens and we report from there and some people blame the president maduro for man handling the situation while others are willing to give him a chance. >> reporter: honoring the workers' rights the way venezuela like most, dancing. ♪ thousands of government supporters gathered in the center of the capitol but more than celebrating may day they came to support president maduro who has been criticized for his economic and security policies. >> he was named by the president chavez and support the beautiful revolution and let's go forward. >> reporter: supporters are faithful to the commander-in-chief, the late president and that is why they joined the march. >> translator: i'm happy because by being here my commander is here with me and i give life to all his thinking and his legacy. i will march around today, tomorrow and always. >> reporter: and there was a huge crowd and he