please welcome to the show, the one, the only, will ferrell! ] >> jimmy: unbelievable. will ferrell. >> so great to be here. >> jimmy: thank you for coming down to visit our show. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: this is just exciting. i mean, it's been exciting for both of us, i think. >> yeah, it is. >> jimmy: do you mind me asking, is this like a figure skating outfit? >> that's exactly what it is. exactly what it is. >> jimmy: i didn't even know you were a figure skater. >> no, well, i'm -- you know, i'm a huge fan of the olympics. i'm supposed to be in sochi right now. >> jimmy: what? >> i'm supposed to be on the men's team. but, there's a lot of politics and -- >> jimmy: i didn't want to bring it up. it's a sore subject. >> there's a lot -- a couple things happened. there is a lot of ageism that goes on in sports. >> jimmy: you're kidding me. >> i'm 46, and they say that's too old. i'm not in the best shape right now. i'm not in skating shape. >> jimmy: could have fooled me, you know. >> well, thank you. thank you. i mean, i know wha

city clerk: ferrel, kim, tang, wiener, supervisor yee, supervisor avalos, supervisor avalos. there are 10 ayes. >> the item is passed. item 8. item 21: [reversing the exemption determination - san francisco municipal transportation agency's commuter shuttle policy and pilot program] motion reversing the determination by the planning department that the san francisco municipal transportation agency's commuter shuttle policy and pilot program is exempt from item 8. item 21: [reversing the exemption determination - san francisco municipal transportation agency's commuter shuttle policy and pilot program] motion reversing the determination by the planning department that the san francisco municipal transportation agency's commuter shuttle policy and pilot program is exempt from environmental review. will 8123492 >> roll call please? >> item 8, supervisor chiu cohn, tang, wiener, yee, avalos, breed? campos, there are 9 ayes. 1 no. >> the ordinance is passed. item 9. city clerk: item 9: 140238: [adopting a fixed two-year budget - airport, port, public utilities commission, library,

. >> will ferrell will not go to a local high school prom after all but the comic actor is amused by the teacher's attempt to get him there. ♪ let it go ♪ let it go ♪ ♪ the choir never liked me anyway ♪ >> the high school teacher posted two video on youtube trying to get will ferrell to co-chaperone the prom and the actor thought the video was funny but he will be in europe during the prom. >> but otherwise... >> right, otherwise ... >> if it works he will be getting more individual questions from leyla gulen and me. mike? >> nice. >>> good morning, everyone, mariners are if time to take on the a's and we are back to a schedule 7:05 with clouds and 55 and dropping to 51 so dose warmly. around the state, you can see the high clouds taking over our neighborhoods as we head into the afternoon, and a slight chance of a shower around eureka and the higher elevations around mount shasta in the mid-60's to 70's and mid-to-upper 60's around san diego and los angeles. here is my seven-day forecast: clouds today action light mix tomorrow, and dry on saturday with temperatures soaring well abov

. >> a high school teacher who asked will ferrell to go to prom has heard back. >> new details on theelfie between a red sox stars and president obama. did the commander in chief know that samsung was behind the photo? we know the answer this morning. >> twitter is still banned if turk but 140 clark messages could soon return with the developments from overseas all ahead at >>> if you suffer from allergies, great news. you could skip the next round of shots. the first tablet has been confirmed for the alternate to allergy shots that dissolves under the tongue for patients age 16 to 65 and reduces symptoms by up to 30 percent. we will have more on "good morning america" at 7:00 a.m. >> will ferrell will not go to a local high school prom but he is amused by teacher's attempt to get him there. ♪ let it go ♪ the choir never like me anyway, anyway ♪ >> the teacher posted two picture on youtube to get will ferrell to co-chaperone the promise, the publicist called to say unfortunately he is in europe during the prom. >> maybe next year. >> maybe next year. >> mike has a look at the forecast

avoid litigation, stay away from will ferrell movies.'sany behind ricky sports saloon and restaurant was sued by sony pictures for trademark infringement. according to the complaint, it was based on the will ferrell movie, "talladega 8 nights." the restaurant features scantily clad waitresses, a racecar nearly identical to the one that .ill ferrell drove in the movie like coming at you like a spider monkey that references lines from the movie. the publicly traded corporation behind the restaurant also runs nightclubs, has more than 1200 employees. can they start a restaurant that looks like a talladega nights themed restaurant without permission? consumersossible that will be confused about who is behind ricky bobby, the court is likely to find for sony. rick's cabaret international has yet to respond to the complaint. you stay classy, san diego. >> my role model. the anchorman. >> very 1970's, in terms of look. >> will portugal make a clean exit from its rescue program? >> that interview coming up next. ♪ investorsed to focus that we ar

. >> vice-president, supervisor ferrel, commissioner expected, commissioner fraser, commissioner scott, excused. commissioner swain, expected. we have a quorum. >> all right. item no. 1. action item. approval of the meeting set forth below regular meeting of february 13, 2014. >> all right. are there any corrections to the minutes? no corrections. >> move. >> second. >> it's been moved and seconded. any public comment on this item? all in favor say, "aye". >> aye. >> opposed? it's unanimous. >> now we'll go into the section. commissioner scott is not here today today. our first item is action no. 2. city clerk: item 2. action item. preservation amount. >> good afternoon, my name is gabriel brigs and as you are all aware every year the survey is done where -- we survey the 10 most populus counties in california other than the city and county of san francisco and what the union and employees contributions are and take the average for each county and period of time charter, the city contributes that dollar amount of health care to the city employees. information gathered from the survey,

family classics >> national velvet with elizabeth ferrell. breakfast at tiffany's and many more. including the night at the museum. he received four oscar nominees. winning two of them. he starred in four television series and was a golden globe winner for his roles in black stallion. he scored a tony nomination for his role in sugar babies. also toward with eartha kitt and the wonderful wizard of oz. offscreen he is famous for his eight marriages including his first screen legend dave gardner. he is married to his wife for 35 years. in 2011 he appeared before congress to testify about the abuse of the elderly. >> visited with us several times. the most recent in 2009. he was 93 years old. >> another friend of wgn the comedian john and that was found dead. the fifth year-old comedian died of natural causes. the official cause of death as pulmonary embolism. blood clots that traveled and blocked the lungs. >> the problem with some car seats that prompted a big recall. a simple blood test that helps doctors detect cancer. hey kevin...still eating chalk for hearburn? yea. try alka s

the pac borrowed its name from the will ferrell comedy "stepbrothers" but it drew more criticism thanhs, most notably from the texas democratic party regarding this scathing criticism. texas republicans say they want to reach out to women to be more inclusive but actions like this reinforce a pattern of disrespect. there's no defending the use of a derogatory and offensive term like hoes. how can women possibly take the gop rebranding seriously. abbott publicly denounced it for its bad taste. the pac was officially shut down yesterday. abbott is leading in the polls but this certainly won't help him with women. >>> finally, we saw the hillary shoe choosers talking about t. rush limbaugh said hillary staged it when a disturbed woman hurled a shoe at her on stage but now a new conspiracy theory is emerging. hillary birtherism. as unbelievable as it may be, the idea that chelsea clinton's pregnancy is politically motivated to help hillary in 2016. here's steve explaining that genius theory. >> i don't mean they're making up that she's pregnant, okay, but what great timing purely accident

sox up by 2-0, when john ferrell let the umps know something fishy is going on.e checks the hand and then the neck, that's pine tar and pineda is tossed from the game. >> i hate that. >> me too. and boston wins 5-1, but after the game, everybody was talking about pineda's ejection. >> in the second inning, it looked from the dugout that there was a substance on his neck. you could see it. i could sigh it from the dug youdugout. it was confirmed by camera angles in the ballpark. and given the last time we faced him, felt it was a necessity to say something. >> he did not have it on when the game started. i guess from what i understand, had a hard time gripping the ball and put it on in the second inning. >> was it tough? >> it's fair to say. >> he didn't want to hit anyone. not the first run in with pine tar. and the last start, stick 'em. make he sweats pine tar? >> maybe instead of on the skin, somewhere else. >> put it somewhere else, not on your neck or face area. >>> anyway, the cubs and diamondbacks wearing throwback jerseys in honor of the 100th anniversary

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first lady herself, michelle obama will be here. [ cheers and applause ] as well as our pal will ferrellright there. but, tonight we have a great show. oh, my gosh. this is a big one tonight. this guy's been nominated for an academy award two years in a a row. this time it's for "american hustle." he's one of our buddies. i love him so much. bradley cooper is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: nice, funny, smart. wait, love that guy. >> jimmy: love the movie too. great movie. he and i are going to play an all-star game of charades later on in the show. [ light laughter ] yeah, if you've ever seen him do charades. i've never seen that. and also there might be a a special guest. [ cheers and applause ] and we are going to feature -- also tonight, i'm excited about this. this is always fun. when you think of doing talk shows and you watch talk shows you want to do the animals, like an animal crawls and urinates on you. [ light laughter ] that's a dream that you have. and then the other one is getting young kids to come on and do bits with young kids, especially smart kids. we h

he got a phone call from pharrell's publicist this week who said that will ferrell is in europe and will be able to attend. he posted two videos to youtube asking him help chaperone the prom. he says he's going with plan b, asking his wife's co-worker to switch shifts so she can go. >> hopefully she'll say yes and not say she's in europe. >> right. >>> new details about the local car salesman attempting to sell jimmy fallon a new truck. >> i accidentally pulled my hand off grabbing a cup #imout. the competition continues on top of the "uss intrepid" in the hudson bay. a number of contestants in the competition. the goal, if you don't know, put your hand on the truck, keep it there as long as possible. despite losing, he did get his 15 minutes of fame. >> luke has become something of a national sex symbol, correct, luke? >> yeah. i got a few flattering tweets from some female twitter followers. >> i bet you did, yeah. >> have you -- you're tweeting them back with one hand in. >> yeah. i think i tweeted every one of them back. >> all of them back, yeah. for all of the ladies, give them a t

-year-old woman was killed and six other people were hurt when an suv plowed into them outside a ferrel's ice cream parlor in buena park. the car ended up against the front door of the shop. the elderly driver stayed at the scene. it's not clear what caused the car to jump the curb and hit the pedestrians. >>> well, the mayor of antioch says when it comes to crime, things are looking better. but that's not what the city's police chief says. kristen ayers takes us through several neighborhoods that are under attack from vandals. >> the wife woke me up about 1:30, 2:00 this morning and heard a noise. >>reporter: when steven got up to check it out, this is what he found, the front windows of his antioch home bashed in. >> there was glass everywhere. it just shattered, tempered glass, so we were immediately upset. >>reporter: the vandals used rocks from his own lawn >> that's green paint off my wall. >>reporter: and his house wasn't the only one hit. antioch police say the vandals hit at least 25 homes in the mira vista hills, black diamond estates and diamond ridge neighborhoods. >> my wife

i can't recommend it now that mike ferrell is no longer with us.ut ryan in california. >> caller: booyah jim, this is ryan from california. >> beautiful out there. how can i help. >> caller: i'd like to get your idea on himx. do you recommend it at these levels? >> no, as a matter of fact i was talking with the trifecta guys about it yesterday and they had a short fall. they lost an order and it was a great run. it had a terrific move. i said take some profits. i was not serious enough about getting rid of all of it. at this point, i would not sell the stock but understand that it's a momentum play based on google and i think because of the way google is trading after hours it's not going to help. coca-cola represents knockout value right now. yes, the symbol is ko. the company knows what needs to be done. i'm not sure act the extremely long-term prospects because i don't like the carbonated soda business but there's real value here and there's room for value in every portfolio. coming up, wow, look at this, a picture is worth a thousand words and

he asked will ferrell.t coming. >> he tells contra costa county times a phone call from the publicist, he's in europe, he will not be able to attend. he posted videos to youtube asking him to chaperone the prom. he's going with plan b, his wife. he's asking his wife's co-workers to switch shifts with her so she can go to prom with him. >> valiant effort. >> pretty good. >> got a lot of attention. good for him. 6:26. >>> still ahead, who really owns the facebook? court finally decides, next. >>> an update to our developing story. deadly quake sparks fires and tsunami warning in chile. new details about power outages. some of the first looks of the damage after the massive quake. >>> day two of testimony on capitol hill. general motors and its deadly ignition switches, next. >>> landslides, fires and massive power outages, as a deadly 8.2 quake jolts chile. a look at damage, coming up next. >>> we still have showers on the radar. what this means for the oakland athletics doubleheader today and how much longer

the pac borrowed its name from the will ferrell comedy "step phat brothers."ublicans say they want to reach out to women to be more inclusive, but actions like this reinforce a pattern of disrespect. there's no defending the use of a doctoring toir a-- derogatory offensive terms like hos. the pac was officially shut down yesterday. abbott is leading in the polls but this certainly won't help him with women. we saw the shoe truthers, folks like rush limbaugh who claimed hillary staged the altercation when a disturbed woman hurled a shoe at her on stage. but now, a new conspiracy theory is emerging from the right wing woodwork. hillary birtherism. as unbelievable as it may seem, the idea is that chelsea clinton's pregnancy is politically motivated to help hillary clinton in 2016 here's the explanation to that theory. >> i don't think she's making up that she's pregnant, but what great timing. purely accidental, purely an act of nature, purely just left up to god. and god answered hillary clinton's prayers and she's going to have the problem of being a new grandm

. >> jimmy: so it was like will ferrell is your husband.cribing in a way. >> it was nice. you're making it sound sadder than it was. [ laughter ] it was pretty sad. >> jimmy: to me it sounds ideal. it doesn't sound sad at all. keep bringing those men in, slobbering on them and sending them on their way. >> i don't know how i came across this evening. i feel at one point i said i'm a human trafficker. >> jimmy: i think you did. yeah. >> first indian woman ever to be a human trafficker. but i'm not. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think we know you're not. [ cheers and applause ] that's one thing i've always said about you, mindy. mindy kaling, not a human trafficker. not at all. "the mindy project" airs tuesday nights 9:00 on fox. new episodes are back this week. we'll be right back with jim jefferies. mindy kaling, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by new vaseline men's spray lotions. tackles dryness in seconds. the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. rethink possibl

. >> well, you know, adam mckay and will ferrell write those movies and adam mckay directs it.with them. >> seth: yes. >> they're -- like, the funniest people in the world. >> seth: yes. they're both like, nice human beings and then they have like, computer brains. >> yeah. >> seth: like, they spit out jokes fast, too fast. it makes you very -- in awe. >> it makes you feel really unfunny when you're around them. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] like, they're so funny, you go home and you doubt yourself. >> seth: yes. >> and -- and i like being around them, because they're so nice. and it reminds me, like, oh, you can be happy while doing this work. >> seth: right. >> you don't have to be tortureded. >> seth: they really are, yeah. >> and, and so they shot so many jokes when we did "anchorman" that during editing adam mckay went, "i think i can replace every single joke in the movie with a different joke." [ light laughter ] >> seth: that's amazing. >> and then he went and did it -- and -- it was 763 new jokes. and -- and now when you buy the movie, you also get this bizarro version.

councilmembers cook orrian, ferrell, sedio -- our city attorney who is here. all of the city family. this really is one city. when you get this many lakers to stand up for the clippers, you know something big is happening in l.a. . we are a single team here today. a team not only speaking out what we are against, racism, hatred, bigotry, intolerance, but what we're for. we're for great basketball. we're for folks to tonight we hope are going to have the wind behind their sails to be able to go forward and to win a game tonight and think about nothing else but what they've worked their entire life for to be there tonight in the staples center on behalf of a city, a grateful and loving city that wants to see them do their best and win. all i have left to say, go clippers, and thank you, commissioner silver. can i say a couple of words on that? >> that was eric garcetti, son of gill. kevin johnson, mayor of sacramento. roger mason jr., i thought most interesting, dave zyron, because while everyone was giving -- including steve nash, karim abdul-jabb abdul-jabbar,

to the victimization and when pharaoh had a dream he was summoned and came before him and he told ferrell that there would be seven years of famine, save up 20%, and so he appointed joseph second-in-command of egypt. if it wasn't for the powerful pharaoh there would be no joseph and they formed a partnership because he knew joseph had integrity because he refused to bow down to pharaoh said he knew he had integrity. the bible says together for 500 years egypt prospered and feather the world until there was a pharaoh that knew not joseph. he had to reach across race and class and a lot of barriers, that he puts the interest of the state of his country ahead of all of these racial and ethnic, and joseph today as they ar thee people that are not dropping out of school and in jail on drugs. they became transformed into so they are with others in the community is that you know freedom should have a transformation as possible, and so what we do at the center is we go all over these high crime drug infested areas. people who are not only in poverty but of it and the people that have been reading

. >>: will ferrell have some ideas about it. >>: which is why i was kicked out after two holes.lize they're not allowed to talk while people are cutting are swinging and i was talking very i was so excited. and i was i can't believe i'm not the masters. right in the middle of through the opera whose backs and it was. troy. it was kj trip. -troy. >>: ahead to have to be quiet and off. happy anchor de young lady. >>: thank you. i will see you soon. so you made some bad decisions last night. make a good one this morning. try my... warm and flaky croissant sandwiches made with fresh egg and melting cheese. choose supreme or sausage. right now they're 2 for just $3.50. c'mon cody, let's get some breakfast. you drive. i traded the car for the tattoo. [doorbell rings] hey. hey. what's this? it's u-verse live tv. with at&t u-verse... you can watch live tv from your device. hey. hey. anywhere in your home. [doorbell rings] hey. hey. so you won't miss a minute of ncaa march madness. call now to get a u-verse bundle for the same great price for 2 years. guaranteed. serta perfect sleeper, t

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i've got robin williams on tape, i've got will ferrell doing something money on tape, meryl streep ono like people. >> yes, i do. >> he doesn't admit it, though. >> look, i couldn't be this angry if i didn't like people. >> that's true. >> so let's finish on politics. >> oh, good. >> i like this. so george wallace once said there's not a dime's worth of difference between republicans and democrats. you disagree because you say republicans say really stupid things and you say democrats are dumb. and you call yourself a socialist. >> yeah. >> but you say you're one of only seven socialists in america. >> maybe nine. >> where do you go if you want to find the leader of the socialists? >> you go to a graveyard. you can see them there. norman thomas is there. there's a name, why don't you look that up. >> what? >> norman thomas. >> there you go. >> i'm serious, they never -- that was like a name mentioned around my house. you knew who he was and you actually read about him in school. that's gone. there's bernie sanders, there's me. and to say that obama is a socialist is -- well, look, we