quarter pounder with cheese, filet-o-fish, two apple pies, and a 12-piece bucket of kfc. - thank you.you, the one that matters is me. i'm the only one that matters. - well, mr. president, i just have to say thank you so much for your time. oh! i almost forgot about your happy meal toy. it's a truck! vrr! - thank you. - no. thank you. [cheers and applause] thank you. [cheers and applause] [patriotic music] ♪ (clears throat) michelob ultra. michelob ultra. (makes bottle twisting open sound) glug, glug, glug today, right now, you have more power at your fingertips than entire generations that came before you. but it's not really about what technology can do, it's about what you can do with it. we are living in the future we always dreamed of. we have mixed reality that changes how we see the world, and ai empowering us to change the world we see. so what will you do with it? and we're gonna get the phone- his phone,ry sorry. uh out of you... the important thing is that we're going to make you better. (voice-activated double-tone) okay. here's how to make butter. pour two thirds a cup of

quarter pounder with cheese, filet-o-fish, two apple pies, and a 12-piece bucket of kfc. - thank you.one that matters. - well, mr. president, i just have to say thank you so much for your time. oh! i almost forgot about your happy meal toy. it's a truck! vrr! - thank you. - no. thank you. [cheers and applause] thank you. [cheers and applause] [patriotic music] ♪ [hip-hop music] - ask not what your country can do for you. ask what you can do for your country. - you're fired. goodbye, everybody. goodbye. ♪ - here--here's what i-- i wonder about the book. like, what do you intend the book to be? is this a journalistic foray into the white house, or is it a salacious account of just all the juicy tidbits of, like, the inner-workings of what's going on? - well, i think those are the same things in this instance. um, but yes, it is a book about what i saw and what i heard, and what i saw and what i heard was, um... uh, flabbergasting. i mean, these are the greatest bunch of knuckleheads i--i think that have ever been assembled in one place. - you look at the stories that now come out, let's

push-ups and a mile run, from now on, the presidential physical fitness test is going to be 25 filet-o- fishes three hours of "fox & friends." so, here's the deal, the doctor says trump is 6'3", despite the fact that a copy of trump's license lists the president at 6'2". but you know how people in their 70s tend to get taller? ( laughter ) the bones just plump up. i mean, by the time my gammy died, she could dunk. ( laughter ) anyway, they're sticking by it. the doctor says 6'3" and 239 pounds. but some people don't believe that-- for instance, people. many of these people have started "the girther movement" and began posting pictures of trump next to athletes who are 6'3" and around 239 pounds. now, listen-- ( cheers and applause ) i don't say this often, but we're being unfair to donald trump. i mean, no one looks good pictured next to one of the world's greatest athletes. for instance, i'm 5'11" and 185 pounds. and i'm going to show you a picture of me next to an n.f.l. player of that same height and weight... in hell. you're never going to see it. ( laughter ) i might put another suit on.

. >> we're going to get a filet-o-fish after this. >> take off, you hosers. >> that's right.ou do. >> of course, they pull it off. >> okay, eh? no way, eh. >> take off, you hoser. >> you should remake "strange brew." >> amazing. good job, guys. we're going to eat. we're cooking up super bowl classics. friendly competition between two chefs from boston and philly. it is on. first this, is "today" on nbc. >>> we're back with another special edition of "today food" to help you throw a super super bowl party. >> that's right. when the eagles take on the patriots on sunday, you have to have good eats. here to represent philadelphia, chef brian duffy, born andraise love. >> jason santos, wifrom the restaurant br restaurant burgers and bourbon. >> i have made this more times than the eagles have been to the super bowl. >> whoa. >> chicken wings. we cooked these in canola oil for two hours. >> two hours? >> get really crispy. >> they're precooked and you drop them in to crisp them up. >> we're going to make a creamy ranch dressing from scratch. this is the most important ingredient.