thank you, findless mob. (laughter) we have once again proven that america has the finest douchebags in the world. (cheers and applause) you know why? because our douchebags don't inherit their douchebaggery. it's not just handed to them! they earn every ounce of the douche! (laughter) which is why mr. hock didn't just crown the prince, he also decked his three privileged pals. that's right, he flushed the royal entourage including paris hilton's ex-boyfriend stavros niarchos, seen here showing why greece has collapsed. (laughter) scenester diego marroquin and-- i'm going to say turtle. (laughter) so take notice, entitled monarchies: america is back in fighting form! you mess with us, we're gonna make you black and blue bloods. unless, of course, you are a saudi prince, in which case the vodka is comped, gentlemen, please enjoy our daughters responsibly. (laughter) folks... (audience reacts) folks, it seems these days everyone is talking about super pac which, thanks to the supreme court's citizens united rul