her real name's finnoula. so quigley's rigged this beauty contest? he says she'll win because she's more glamorous than any of the girls around here. i might have known that sleazebucket was up to no good. fair play to him, siobhan. he didn't force me into it. he didn't have to. he knew you were short of cash. promise me you won't say anything. please, siobhan. you've got some good music here... for an old fella. i've always been something of a musical trendsetter. i was the first kid in my hometown to buy a bay city rollers record. and this was the first album i ever bought. i was only ten. brilliant... they don't make them like this anymore. i'd love to have been a musician but i've no real talent for it. do you play? would it be stuck up there on the wall if i did? could i have a look? well -- i won't nick it, if that's what you're worried about. it was a birthday present from my parents. they were hoping i'd turn out to be a musical genius but it's been hanging on the walls ever since. what about yourself? can you play? a bit... me granddad taugh