>> you know, firstoff, it's a major plrbment that she didn't provide content for a week's worth of the late night. >> she didn't do any harm. >> i don't think anyone did any harm. i don't think they did anyone any good. there is no nursery rhyme, the cow killed nelly in the belly in the barn, didn't do her any good, didn't do her any harm. >> stephen: well said, george, well said, the whole evening was a complete waste of time. by the way a cow kicked nelly in the belly is also the republican's plan for contraception. we'll be right back. ?(2(áááááááááá >> stephen: welcome back, everybody, my guest tonight is espn analyst and hall of fame wide receiver, good luck catching my softball questions. please welcome cris carter. (cheers and applause) chris, thanks so much for coming on. good to see you. all right. now then, chris, all right, for the few people out there who may not know your impressive cv, let's get a few things out right off the top. let's do math. hall of fame wide receiver, eight time pro bowler, eight straight thousand yard seasons, 4200 yard receiving games, espn has cal