going to be a flapjack, try number one, nope, two, nope, three. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: @flapjackring a very grim staff meeting, every time our corporate vp made a point, i would say 'so sayeth the prophet.'" [ laughter ] so sayeth the prophet. >> steve: that would be worth it. >> jimmy: i like that joke. i like that guy. a class act. >> steve: we've got to do better. we got to do better. >> both: so sayeth the prophet. [ laughter ] >> steve: you know what? >> jimmy: i love that guy. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: this one's from @jsmith4602. he says, "while working at red lobster, i got caught racing the live lobsters against each other." [ laughter ] i'd watch that. nbc should make a show out of that. >> steve: they are. >> jimmy: they are? oh, good. >> steve: "lobster race." >> jimmy: this last one's from @thejohnvinson. he said, "i allowed customers to come behind the counter at subway and make their own sandwiches." [ laughter ] there you have it. [ cheers and applause ] those are tonight's "late night hashtags." to check out more of our favorites, go to latenightwithjimmyfallon.c

>> flapjack.his is for proscuitto. >> stephen: oh, you are delicious. [ laughter ] well carl, congratulations on the pigs. hamlet's it's been a pleasure. little smoky, please come again. >> thank you. >> stephen: thank you so much carl edgar blake. we'll be right back. [cheers and applause]