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and flatulence. >> probably many people don't know what it is.ught it was a stupid idea. >> some of the words are just weird, i mean, no sense of banning those words. >> they're basic major, major issues going on in this country and this is not something -- >> reporter: a spokesman for pab pakistan it's telecommunication wouldn't go on camera but he's banning the words, cutting down on spam and unsolicited mettages. for now you can text message the banned words. >> did you get it? >> reporter: including the medical term for excessive gas. >> flatulence. >> reporter: but perhaps not for long. the pakistani government wants cell phone carriers to block the banned words starting this week. ressa sayah, cnn, islamabad. >> they say boys will be boys. but this is ridiculous. cnn's jeanne moos has one michigan woman's story. >> reporter: momy's not feeling so well so she stays a little longer than usual in the bathroom and when she comes out, stay-at-home mom mary stayed eerily calm. >> oh boy. >> reporter: the boys, by the way, are 1 1/2 and 3 1/2. >>

among the words pakistan planned to block you from texting in the country were the words flatulence,f you spelled it this one incorrect way, also headlights, fingerfood, love pistol, deposit and what the english speaking press, me included, reported at monkey crotch. pakistanis tell us today it's actually crotch monkey, not monkey crotch and i believe them. also on the banned text message word list as you expect, dozens of phrases that include the "f" word including phrases i've never heard of. i consider myself a scholar on these things. also 22 phrases that use the word butt, on the banned word list though it's the last name of a telecom person in pakistan. mr. butt being told to enforce making his own name illegal to text. i spent the entire weekend trying to live down my inability to deliver this news on friday night with a straight face. i live in a small town. there's not much else to talk about. i couldn't get away from people making fun of me about that. now the day pakistan was supposed to block out the crotch monkey and turn off the athletes foot and the tongue and the head

among the words, flatulence, tong, fairy, gonorrehea, spelled incorrectly, also the word head lights, pakistani government officials also came up with more than -- do we have to use that picture? they also came up with more than 50 different phrases that involve the "f" word which might have been for fun because since if you just ban the "f" word, you also ban all 50 "f" word containing phrases. imagine how fun that must have been to be charged with coming up with the 50 words that use the "f" word. that must have been really fun. they are banning texts that contain the word wuutang, spelled like that or text the word jesus christ or budweiser. if you want to text someone about that wuutang gang walking into a bar with jesus, you cannot do it. you only have this weekend as of monday, it will not go through. there will be 18 banned phrases that include the word foot, no more athlete's foot. they are also banning 17 phrases that include the word butt, with two ts. imagine how awkward it would be if one of the guys in charge of censoring text messages had as a last name one of the banned

among the words, flatulence, tongue, fairy, gone or riha, fingerfood, love pistol and also monkey crotchht have been for fun because since up just banned the "f" word, you also ban all 50 "f word" containing phrases. imagine how fun that must have been to be charged with coming up with the 50 words that use the "f" word. you can no longer text wuutang, jesus christ or budweiser. if you want to text someone about that wuutang gang walking into a bar with jesus, you cannot do it. and no more texting about the word foot and 17 phrases that include the word butt, with two ts. imagine how awkward it would be

it was going to cure everything, tuberculosis, flatulence, and even more can addiction to a young man named sigmund freud who have not yet -- was sigmund for you that was his name, you studying to become a urologist in vienna. he was working in the vienna general hospital which was the parnassus of medicine at that time. that was the place and all the world, greatest doctors, the greatest surgeons. it wasn't so great if you were a patient. it was more of a place where the diagnosis was rather than treatment because we didn't have great respect and. it's also the place where handwashing was first discovered to be an important issue. something dr. seal are working on learning. but freud became very interested in that. he diplomat on because he thought this could make my name, and he had to become not only a great physician if you want to have become a professor at the university of the vienna of medicine or garage, you have to discover something really great. and i love learning about that because he was an ambitious medical student, very eager to please and very eager to succeed. someh

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