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is ben bernanke is equivalent to the bank of england and he likes to sit back he doesn't have a flatulence problem he's got a gastrointestinal problem that's his contribution to monetary policy around the world and he blabs a few things to some so i can but he's basically in the financial repression game he has interest rates artificially low so that grannies you know the new george osborne budget it takes more money five billion pounds more from retirees and pensioners and puts it into the pockets of clip the krauts in the city that's on top of the forty five billion pounds that almost born in cameron engineer the theft from pensioners and grannies into the pockets of speculators who if you're a barclays h.s.b.c. or the old lehman brothers over doing is buying cocaine and shoving it up their nose that's all they do a friday or saturday night go to some people who see plenty of bankers other naked snorting cocaine well let's look at these facts here because the fact is here you have the pilot of the economy of the financial sector in the united kingdom and they've blacked out the key that.

how come flatulence is not offensive to yourself if it is yours? >> one of the aspects of the body fluids aspects of disgust disgust -- if it is in me, it is okay. what i am trying to do is protect the outside from getting into me. if it comes from me it is always always -- it is already safe. your fart that comes from you and god knows what you have been doing and what that signifies, that is disgusting. >> we have to go to a break and then we have less than a minute here. rachel, stick around. we have a few more minutes with you. time to take a break. stick around, more disgusting things to talk about. >>> welcome back. we are back with the author of the book that's disgusting. you have to read this book. i want to ask you what repulses women the most when it comes to a guy? what turns them off? >> how he smells. if he smells bad it is a game stopper and that's it. it is not a qi of being dirty -- it is not a question of being dirty. if you smell wrong it is over. >> what if you like bad smells? are there people that like bad smells ? >> there is

and that is killing the flatulence. >> once we catch up with technology it is not about engineering ourselves. it is about the tech doing it for us. we are in a movement. google it. >> i don't know how to use google. i don't even have a laptop. if they want to makhumans smaller, does that mean we can stay our same size? >> you can put me in my pocket. it is changing the way humans are and how they react of the and if anyone thinks human engineering does not work and is already occurring you have not been to a major league baseball game in the past 20 years. he not only smashes, but he is playing dh. >> good point. did i surprise you there? aren't there better things to do with human engineering? i would like to be altered so i smell like strawberries all the time. >> that would be nice. >> would you like that? is there anything you would like to be altered? >> if we are going to alter americans, can we give the fat ones gastric bypasses? it would save us money with medicare. >> he is such a good person. >> how about instead of making people small make them smaller and uglier. we don't want th

. >> i think flat lent french men are -- flatulent french men are more fun you can tell by tony's laughf the show it is only a minor part there are so many things about this show that are funny we got killer rabbits, we've got catapulting cows over castles the only person it is not funny for is this guy who plays patsy, good morning. >> good morning. >> how is that every night getting chewed by a cow. >> it is my one break-in the show i get to lay there and relax for a second before they get me back up. >> so this is your touring debut. >> mm-hmm. >> that is very exciting. >> yeah, my parents are thrilled i am employed. >> your parents were thrilled you are employed however, let's talk about the fact that you are a classically trained actor. >> yeah, i mean i studied in london for awhile. >> shakespeare. >> shakespeareian classical acting. >> yes, they were excited they are monty pythons fans it is raise mag how much i learned there, -- it is amazing how much i learned there, how to play a real good servant a lot of it still applies. >> now you said this is your first time back to dc si

. >> well, then it's not -- >> it's not really flatulence. >> it's not methane or anything. >> don'tegment. we learned a lot of things. mike papantonio was very helpful. >> do they hear the fart sounds or the equivalent, dude! >> and then they light a match under water. >> no, it's herring. >> this proves fish are responsible for global warming. so i'm going out for sushi. >> lynn in amherst, new york. >> hey, that's no fair, i have to follow fish farts. >> sorry. welcome to my wednesdays. >> this fart show. we are going to have arlen spector on on friday. >> congratulations on being on current. >> thank you. >> with the trayvon martin things, i reacted as a mother. i felt like, you know, what if that was my son? i have a 20-year-old son. but my -- one of my questions is, if anything happens, even remotely near the way mr. zimmerman said it did, they would have been out there -- it would have been on page one of the newspaper. he would have been flashing his nose and boo-boos like the red badge of courage and we are not seeing any of that, so, you know, how -- i don't know. it's just