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molly: that is all we have time for on the campaign beat, flo. thank you so much. will be back next week with the french connection. if you want to find out more about the two candidates, be sure to head to our website and that is where you can compare their platforms side-by-side and proposal by proposal. let's get a check of business now. i'm joined by brian quinn. brian, i am joined by something that has been rocking markets, and that is the price of oil. at a: oil prices are five-month low, leading to losses around the world and a persistent supply glut keeps pushing prices down. the market is staging a mini rally of the end of the week. opec producers again signaling they will extend a previous supply cut to try to reduce the surface. -- surplus. c sliding back -- the frank for dac -- the paris cac and frankfurt dax both sliding back. in the midst of fierce military action against the islamic state group in mosul. mobile app startups inspired by the likes of uber and others, as the cash grab -- cash-strapped government is trying to encourage job creation in th

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