they'd roll up to florida atlantic university, go to the course called humor and what was it? some erstwhile comedian who never made it in the catskills told jokes and my dad said college was easy i should have gone and they called each week with their favorite jokes and this is one of them. mrs. walters is brought before the judge and the judge rolls his eyes. mrs. walters, you're back. yes, your honor, i'm back. what did you steal this time, mrs. walters? your honor, i stole a can of peaches from a supermarket down the road. the judge is exasperated. he said, look, i know you're a kleptomaniac. i know it's an illness and i know you can't help yourself and you can easily afford a can of peaches. this is march you've been arrested for shoplifting 17 times already and i have no choice, but to sentence you to some time in jail. now, how many peaches were in the can, mrs. walters? your honor, there were four peaches in the can. and i have no choice i'm going to sentence you to four nights in jail, one for each peach. he's about to bang the gavel and pronounce center when a gentle

they would roll up to florida atlantic university, go to the course called humor and what was it? some erstwhile comedian who never made it in the catskills would get up and tell jokes for 45 minutes, a different one each week. my dad never went to college and he said college is pretty easy and i should have gone. [laughter] in any case, they called each week with their favorite joke so this is one of them. mrs. walters, is proper for the judge and the judge rolled his eyes. mrs. walters, you are back. yes, your honor, i am back. what did you steal this time? your honor, i stole a can of peaches from the supermarket down the road. the judge is clearly exasperated says look, mrs. walters, i know you're a kleptomaniac and i know it's an illness and i know you can't help yourself and you could easily afford a can of peaches but for the lord said, this is wrong. you've interrupted 79 for shoplifting already and i have no choice but to sentence you to time in jail. how many pages were in the can? your honor, there were four pages in the can. then i have no choice and i will sentence yo

florida atlantic university -- is any senior citizen allowed to take a course for free. my parents enrolled in a course called humor. 4:00 p.m.,day at they went to the course called humor. some of the erstwhile comedian who never made it in the catskills would get up and tell jokes for 45 minutes. my dad never went to college. he said, g college is pretty easy. they called me each week with their favorite jokes. this is one of them. mrs. walters is brought before the judge. the judging rolls his eyes, you are back. what did you steal this time, mrs. walters? i stole a can of peaches from the supermarket. the judge is clearly exasperated. he says, i know you are a kleptomaniac. i know you cannot help yourself. i know you can't afford a can of peaches. the lord say, this is march. you have been arrested for shoplifting 17 times. i have no choice but the sentence you to time in jail. how many peaches were in the cap? there were four peaches in the camp. i'm going to sentence you for one night free speech. a gentleman get a top all excited -- it's all excited. he said, i am

. >> lane kiffin is head coach at florida atlantic university.nd has recruited young kids himself. >> just got younger and younger. that's just where we're at now. it goes back to making an impact so the kid understands, ok, we researched. we found you before anybody else did. >> evans is trying to drum up interest in 15 of his most elite players. not everyone likes the sound of that. >> this is absurd. this is absurd on so many levels. so you are an 11 or 12-year-old who has already got an offer from a college. even though we know that's not binding, we know that they can change their mind. how hard is it when all the adults in your life already have you directed in this manner? >> is there ever a moment when bunchy says to you, you know, i'd rather just stay home today. i don't want to go to practice? >> oh, yeah, and i said, well, you know what? to be the best, you got to practice even when you don't want to practice. so it's a grind, son. it's a grind. that's what makes champions. >> people, of course, are saying these kids are so young. >> i

the president and the first lady are reviewing the florida atlantic university marching band.t is at the present golf club and the review is going quite well. we will go live to fill who is on the scene in just a few moments to talk about the present weekend and his plans for the game. in the meantime, new information about a deadly train collision in south carolina leaving to amtrak employees dead and dozens injured. looks like some sort of miscommunication is what led to this tragedy. they just released new details in a press conference in jonathan siri, not far from the scene in west columbia south carolina. what's the latest. >> ntsb investigators are trying to get at the root as to exactly what went wrong on that track. the train apparently diverted onto a side rail what was supposed to remain on the main line. ntsb investigators describe the crash scene as catastrophic. they say if you look at these two locomotives involved in the track, you would not recognize him. they say the amtrak train carrying a crew in 136 passengers from new york to miami was diverted from maine

. ♪ >> florida atlantic university's marching band getting the honor of jazzing up the president's partyd goal. they are going to snap it. caught, touchdown.

the trump international golf club will be the marching owls, the marching band from florida atlantic university that have been on the 6:00 eastern time hour with a super bowl party the president and his wife are hosting them at some point this evening the president and first family board air force one to have back to d.c. super bowl sunday here in palm beach county and 77 reads and sunday come a far cry from our mcauley, chris leventhal in single-digit minneapolis. treasure that is for sure. the president between a. wicked pigs in a blanket around the oven. i like pigs in a blanket. see you later. mauling. >> lawmakers in congress have until thursday to reach a deal on funding the government. democrats on the defensive after the shutdown two weeks ago. you're doing income indianapolis radio show host thank you for joining me here today. it seems that we keep discussing it and that's because we keep seeing the short-term funding measures being taken and here we are again on the cusp of that happening one more time. in this strange world we live in where just keeping the government of them can be

florida atlantic university's marching band the owls getting the honor of jazzing up the president'sng the excitement going with horns and drums. before kickoff white house issued trumps super bowl statements for this year's big game and they rekindled his ongoing feud with nfl players who nil the season during the national anthem to call attention to racial injustice. the sunday morning political shows were all focused on that republican memo. the four-page document released by chairman devon nunez of the house intelligence committee which has embroiled washington in partisan politics on friday. democrats will police their own memo this week possibly as early as sometime tomorrow. first family should be back home at the white house by midnight eastern time tonight and tomorrow the president and first lady fly to cincinnati for the president will focus on jobs in the impact of the new tax cuts and she will focus on the ongoing opioid crisis. >> bill in west palm for us. congress is 40s away from the deadline to prevent another government shutdown and another big story taught in the w

. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> this is the florida atlantic university band and cheerleaders playing for the president andhey head for the party a few minutes ago. a reporter asked the president who he was rooting for in the big game. no answer, although, we should note the president has been friends with patriots owner robert craft for years. and has also expressed admiration for pats' qb, tom bra brady. memorable commercials are at the top of a lot of people's minds, including the president. here is jeanne moos. >> when someone from aflac handed the president socks adorned with the aflac duck, it triggered a memory. >> a long time ago, i hired my wife to do a big commercial, you know that, right? an aflac commercial. i think it was ausuccessful, to. >> they didn't know they were taking the future of a first lady and swapping it with the duck. >> genius! and her? >> aflac! >> imagine her squawking that at the swearing in -- >> so help me god. >> aflac. >> trumps were newlyweds when the spot was made and donald trump explained to larry king about the aflac ceo. >> now we will supply you with 25 women and

. ♪ >> florida atlantic university's marching band getting the honor of jazzing up the president's partygetting the excitement going. >> fourth and goal. they are going to snap it. caught, touchdown. ♪ put your hands up ♪ i got this feeling in my body ♪ >> braid under pressure, escapes the sack. launching one for the end zone. it's a jump ball and time runs out. for the philadelphia eagles. the long drought is over. ♪ ♪ ♪ slipping, slipping, slipping into the future ♪ >> launches one for the end zone ♪ fly like the eagle. steve: the eagles flew last night. it was one of the greatest super bowl of all times. the eagles beat the patriots 41-33. it was the first complete game many americans watched this expire season. ainsley: that's right. steve: and it was a doocy. ainsley: next start with the underdog. patriots have won five super bowls, right? brian: been in 8. ainsley: eagles first time. brian: still came down to the final play. one thing that also emerges. you got a win. show some deference to your opponent. when you lose show class. a to z all i saw were patriots giving to the eagles

florida. natasha ber trand for the atlantic. and jamil jaffer is director of national security of the national security law program at georgia mason university and also former senior adviser to senator bob corker. jeff, you're the lucky guy in warm florida today. what was the president doing this weekend and why did he got to angry on twitter? >> i can tell you that a white house official says the president opted against his usually weekend golf routine. instead spent saturday and sunday at mar-a-lago out of respect for the victims of the parkland high school shooting and their families. so he stayed away from his golf club. instead he watched cable tv in a you see and responded in realtime on his twitter account in the process of, elevating talking points where he suggested the fbi's failure to stop the gunman at the florida high school just 40 minutes from here was somehow linked to the fact agents were too much involved in the russia investigation. look, he said nothing to the point about vladimir putin or about how he would thwart continued russian attempts to interfere in the 2018 midterm election and beyond. >> quick side note, he said