folks, you know, thank you. welcome to the report. thank you for joining us. thank you for that. you know what that prove os, you know what you just proved, that we do shower the people we love with love. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: folks, please, have a seat, folks. folks this is my last show before mother's day and i want to give a shout out to america's moms. especially mine. so happy mother's day, mom. when it comes to gifts, you always say it's the thought that counts. so-- (laughter) there you go. i played that all by myself. now nation, i don't know about you but i am still reeling from president obama's announcement yesterday that he is gay. (laughter) now i assume, i have too assume, i have to assume that is the reason he supports gay marriage. but folks, i am an originalist. i believe that god order answered marriage to be between one man and that man's rib. now i know that sounds a little gay but the rib gets turn odd into a woman so everything's jake. same reason why it's okay to have sex with barbecue, okay. but try telling that to the close-minded wait staff at chili's. read the bible, g

well, folk os, i'm sorry to say this story of make believe courage does not have a happy ending because the so-called fake candidates were defeated on tuesday. so my condolences to fake democrat jim buckley, tamara verbrook, isaac weeks and perhaps the fakest sounding democrat, otto junkerman. who it turns out is a real person despite his ridiculous name. stay strong, o junk. these made up candidates may have lost, folks, but i believe we will see a day when a fake candidate can be elected to public office, in the immortal words of the reverend marvin bluther king, i don't have a dream, i am a dream. we'll be right back. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody, my guest tonight is in a new hbo documentary on piecity. i thought that was real sex. please welcome dr. francis collins. (cheers and applause) thank you. thank you so much for coming on. you got some groupies here tonight. that's nice. >> it's a relief to me, yes. >> stephen: now sir, thank you so much for coming back. you are the director of the national institutes of health. are you also, you lead the human-g

folks, you know, thank you. welcome to the report. thank you for joining us. thank you for that. you know what that prove oshat you just proved, that we do shower the people we love with love. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: folks, please, have a seat, folks. folks this is my last show before mother's day and i

around you going into this next 90 days where you're going to put together os sten stensbly the winning strategy with these folks to do with donald trump, he's goods more the fund-raising but you've got to think beyond that moment. and he clearly didn't. then today, only making themselves available to fox i think is just, again, that's nice, but now you have to expand the horizon. i don't think they're doing that very well. >> think about the message they're sending. nobody believes that mitt romney is in need of $2 million from donald trump. come on, right? so what do you do? you go to the -- stand next to -- >> if he is, he can get it another day. >> more importantly, you stand next to the birther king and i know, how about let's release my own birth certificate. that's not a way to say that you don't agree with the berger. release your tax returns. why release your birth certificate when you've tried to distance yourself from the birther controversy? nobody buys that. the message that sends is i get it. the message is, i'm very comfortable making sure that i appeal to those racists in my party who think that

os go on to win. 8-2. everybody winning on the diamond tonight. our family at nbc sports may not like it much, it's the l.a.-new york stanley cup finals. folksnew jersey are pleased. the new jersey devils are headed to the stanley cup finals after finishing off the rangers. devils looking to return to the finals for the first time since 2003. that's what they're doing. second period. rangers with the puck down. and the shot deflected by ryan callahan. the rangers captain ties the game at two. this one would go to overtime. and it did not take long for it to be decided. early on in ot. the devils attacking. scramble for the puck. and beats, henrik lundquist. see it again. lundquist will sprawl out. and scoots it through. and henrik puts it through. the game. right between the legs. and henrik. and the devils win 3-2. devils and the kings, going to face off in the stanley cup finals. game one, is on wednesday night. finally, the women's lacrosse final four. maryland, northwestern. opening face-off. action getting started right away. christie black to brooke griffin. 11 second into the game. we have a goal. maryland on top. 1-0. we are liking t

os lead the al east. nats a half game out of the national league east. that ain't bad. this one should be a good one. fill up the stands folks let's represent. last night wasn't so great. really tough outing for jordan zimmerman and the nats against the pirates. top of the first andrew mccutcheon. remember that name. took this one the other way. the first of two home runs on a night from mccutcheon. 1-0, pirates. zimmerman gave up four runs over six innings. not so great. bottom of the sixth ryan zimmerman. he is cool. battling with the nats down 4-0. two on. pitching in right field. two runs come in to score. zimmerman goes into second with a double. he is safe. bring the nats within two. he's safe! not enough. pirates go on to win, 5-3. the team is ready for this game with baltimore. >> going to be a lot of fun. we're a good team t's going to be an exciting time for d.c. and baltimore and what not. i'm excited definitely. >> the baltimore washington, d.c. area hasn't had this and as far as baseball is concerned it's been a long time. i think the fans are excited. we're excited. we're both at the top of our divisions. and,