folks, it is not safe to be rich in this country anymore. frank leiber i would give all my fortines to the needy but i don't want to turn some poor person into a target. ( laughter ) no, no, no, i'm afraid all that money is my cross to awar bear. it's a cross made of solid gold. very nice, actually. well, during a speech yesterday, president obama hit the rich with another drone strike in that he was boring. jim. >> the trends that have taken holds over the past few decades of a winner-take-all economy. those trends have been made worse by the recession. the top 1% of americans took home 20% of the nation's income last year. most of the gains have gone to the top .01%. >> stephen: that's clar warfare, folks. the top .01%. he's pitting the unattainably rich to the unimaginable rich. it's bad enough that billionaires are forced to go to separate schooled scoolz, fly on their own planes, and often end up behind bars. but now, some billionaires are being left behind. >> even if you have $1 billion, that is not enough to make it on the forbe 400

and we figured they were folks who didn't have the time to engage in n that level so for folks who didn't express ideas - so the shared plots have long been assigned and we haven't heard from those folks. we have over 1 hundred folks who have not been accommodated in the gardens but we hope this is open to the public and there's going to be programming and demonstration garden. so the one hundred and 64 people represent the core. we're working internally to figure out our opening and it's in the next most o month or two and soon after opening we'll establish a governing committee or some such to oversee. okay. i think i have gone over this already. yeah, that concludes my presentation i'll be happy to answer any questions >> thank you very much. i want to make an objection. i looked at it this week and hats off to the folks who built it i congratulate everybody. i'm mindful we're going to lose commissioner mcdonald he has a board meeting and we'll go to public comment to wrap up. any public comment >> seeing none, public comment is closed. we're on general comment continued we have one ca

and folks, i am not alone in my crusade. yesterday the republican leadership announced their simple yet simple minded plan to cripple all government health care. >> the groundwork has been set for a monumental showdown on capitol hill and it all comes down to a very simple formula, either democrats vote to defund the train wreck that is obamacare or they will risk shutting down the federal government. >> this week the house will pass a cr, that-- obamacare. >> can you see the smile on my face. i'm so happy because i think we're getting to a consensus with the republicans. i think we can take a victory lap. >> stephen: yes, a victory lap because obamacare is dead! (cheers and applause) weather or not! weather or not! -- whooo! >> maybe. because there are still a view wrinkles to iron out before this brave act of extortion takes effect. >> you know that these things probably won't pass the democratically controlled senate and the president would veto it even if it did. >> they're putting something in there that is absolutely a

but folks, folks-- people, the people are clapping for you, eric, like tinker bell, like tinker bell with a gun in her mouth. but folks, bolling really got me, i want to say thinking. the country could save so much more money if like eric bolling we are willing to put a price tag on human life so i say forget prisons let's talk about the suicidal element in the room. social security. at $815 billion dollars a year, pepaw it's time to smear the stairs with some of that pudding and just slip againly into that good night. and if any of you freeloaders out there need some inspiration, just turn on the five. because every time i watch eric bolling, i want to kill myself. (applause) (cheers and applause) nation, it's election season here in the big apple. we're choosing a new mayor to replace michael bloomberg who-- (laughter) who sadly was lost in the couch cushons at gracey mansion. primaries are on tuesday but it's a tough choice because this time no one is addressing the important issue of the the-- last week new york faced a crisis that could turn the tide of this election. >> two los

infiltrated by a lot of folks on the left. the establishment at those universities decided not to challenge the student body when the student body rose up in the 1960s and a lot of the very bad ideas that started earlier in the 1930s and 40s took over the universities in the 1960s. most professors don't have to live in the real world, they don't have to get a job outside the university setting, they live in a kind of ego chamber where they can't distinguish between opinion and fact so everything that disagrees with them becomes not factual. george w. bush didn't disagree with among politics, he was a lie. everyone who disagrees in the classroom, they are just liars. when they go back to the faculty lounge everybody agrees with them virtually universally. once it became left it is self perpetuating because you have to work with the professors who are there to get your doctor and i guarantee at ucla, you really like to write your doctoral thesis on how gun-control is ineffective you will have more trouble than if you write a doc

folks, folks, i want to thank you and thank you for letting me latch on to you like an emotional lamprey an suck the joy from your young vital bodies until they are as dry as a crouton. (laughter) >> stephen: because folks, there's a lot of depressing news out there. chemical weapons in syria, radiation in fukushima, breaking bad is ending. even worse, i'm starting to think that hank and walt may not end up together. (laughter) well, folks, you know when i need a little pick me up, i always dip into stephen colbert's smile file. tonight's smile file, ariel castro. (laughter) now folks, you might be saying stephen ariel castro is a vial monster whose suicide this week is just the darkened to a dark life. how can anything associated with that man possibly make me smile? that's what i thought. until i tuned in to fox news's the five starring eric bolling who always cease the glass as half full. >> ariel castro the pedophile piece of you know what who held three girls captive in cleveland for decades was convicted and sentenced to life plus 1,000 years behind barings, last night the cow ward

i'm among self of the folks who life has been enriched. e recollected in 1893 it originally sat on post street and housed a cafe pool hall that served as a gathering place for the japanese-americans. and after world war ii, it became bob city as you all know it helped the fillmore earner the reputation as harlem of the west. it attracted a lot of incredible folks in mucus to armstrong and a number of others. and when the redevelopment agency threatened to raise the fillmore the folks at that time, gathered to save this and several other historic buildings. the marcus building was raised off it's foundation and taken around the corner. since it's move the building has housed marcus bookstore the oldest black bookstore in the nation and

folks on the new left.the establishment at universities decided not to challenge the student audie was a student body rose up in the 1960s and a lot of the very bad ideas that started earlier ended up taking over the universities in the 1960s. most professors don't have to live in the real world. they don't have to get a job outside the university setting. they live in an echo chamber where they can't distinguish between opinion and fact. everything that disagrees with them becomes un- factual, nonfactual. george w. bush didn't disagree. he was a liar. everyone who disagrees didn't disagree. they were just liars. when i go to the faculty lunch everybody agrees virtually universally. you have to work with professors there in order to get your doctorate. i guarantee if you are at ucla and would like record that growth thesis on how gun control is completely ineffective, you'll have a lot more trouble than if you write your doctoral thesis on how gun control is supremely effective in the only solution to solvi

i'm among self of the folks who life has been enriched. e recollected in 1893 it originally sat on post street and housed a cafe pool hall that served as a gathering place for the japanese-americans. and after world war ii, it became bob city as you all know it helped the fillmore earner the reputation as harlem of the west. it attracted a lot of incredible folks in mucus to armstrong and a number of others. and when the redevelopment agency threatened to raise the fillmore the folks at that time, gathered to save this and several other historic buildings. the marcus building was raised off it's foundation and taken around the corner. since it's move the building has housed marcus bookstore the oldest black bookstore in the nation and it's center for black intellectualism. it's hosted so many incredible fingers like rosa parks and others. it's iconic and appropriate that the historic preservation has been asked to keep this historic plays. only the occupants in that building a historic i think the buildings age and narrow escape disproves

i think homeless folks the risks are greater. long those lines we do our best to provide a safe alternative to the folks. we hope to increase this to 81 folks per night. i think it's worth sharing that people leave 7:00 a.m. in the morning they're either going to work or looking for work. i believe that unknowingly all the community enacts with the homeless and don't know it. this program offers a significant benefit. all people benefit. we've been at this location for over a decade approaching 15 years. we've got partnerships and those have welcomed the lgbt communities and they've been providing those services and we've partnered them. our immigrant groups have helped the lgbt community. while this project has been developed we've been recruiting within those lgbt homeless folks. our daily operations are as minimally intrusive to the neighborhood. people enter by 7 in the evening and we put up barriers not to obstruct the sidewalks. those recessed escalations are off-site so - our staff received specialized training in the lgbt

well, get ready, folks.sh has written a book for kids. >> the conservative commentator announced he's written "rush revere and the brave pilgrims." time travel adventures with exceptional americans. it tells his version of the thanksgiving story. >> stephen: yes, "rush revere and the brave pilgrims" and you know they're brave because they're willing to put themselves between rush and a turkey. just look at the cover. it's almost 40% not his ha head. it features rush revere, a substitute middle school teacher and a very special sidekeck. >> we've gichen him a horse. we've given him a talking horse. liberty talks. >> stephen: of course, rib tee is mostly saying, "good lord. are you shire there's only one guy sitting on me. ( laughter ) ( applause ) the other end of the horse tells us more. >> liberty has the ability to time travel. so in this book rush revere gl to the "mayflower" and liberty and talk to the pilgrims aworld the "mayflower" as they're sailing to what will become america. >> stephen: i know that

(laughter) now, folks -- (cheers and applause) folks, i hear you.you might ask "stephen, why can the blind be denied a driver's license but not a gun permit?" well, greg, that's because gun ownership is considered a constitutional right while driving is considered a privilege. which means if the blind want to drive, they should gate tank. (laughter) because, according -- according to altoona blind man michael barber, when you shoot a gun you take it out and point and shoot and i don't necessarily think eyesight is necessary. (laughter) true. though he did give that interview to a potted fern. (laughter) and, unlike the skeptics out there, i trust the blind! i'm sure they'll use their guns responsibly and get themselves a shooting eye dog. (laughter) to bark at danger and, of course, a spare dog for when they shoot the first one. (laughter) next up on the-dubs, summer is over and like most americans i had my share of hot dogs and cold beer. that's why i'd like to issue a tip of my hat to bigger pants. (laughter) folks, don't mean giant clown pants, i

now folks, i will tell you what, i think artie is right. we need to know names because sometimes i can't tell who's disabled by looking at them. and that's why this hero is going to name names so the neighborhood can decide who is truly disabled. i mean yeah, what do the doctor was diagnose them know. i want a second opinion from the old guy who waves at traffic. it's like, think of it like this, it's like we're all joining neighborhood watch calling the police to report a suspicious car. but for the record, i don't want to be cold hearted about this. these disabled deserve more than a snap judgement which is why communities should apply a standardized test by throwing the disabled in the river. now-- if, it works like this. if they drowned, if they drown we know they were disabled. and deserved every penny of government assistance that sadly they no longer need in their watery grave. now but if, if they don't drown, if they don't drown they were making it and we should burn them at the stake. now i know-- i know it sounds a little drastic

folks, folks, as you know, you watch the program night to night i pride myself on my decisiveness. if i ever lost my ability to instantly know my next course of action, i don't know what i would do. (laughter) but even i have been all over the map on this syria issue. on the one hand, holding bashar al-assad responsible for war crimes against his own citizens was kind of, you know, "been there; bombed that." (laughter) but on the other hand, not bombing does not involve bombing. (laughter) and the truth is, nobody knows what to do in syria. we've heard from our allies, we've heard from our enemies, we've heard from our pundits and our politicians. but there's one important voice that has remained conspicuously silent: hallucinating sheep herders. until now, because the bible has finally weighed in. according to the vancouver "sun biblical literalists see the looming destruction of damascus as the sign of the return of jesus christ to earth as precursor of the cosmic apocalypse. and folks -- (cheers and applause) big end of the world fans here tonight. (laughter) and the signs of th

well, folks, there it is. crisis averted. now, congress suspends its vete on a military strike, the u.n. secures assad's chemicals stockpiles, and the syrian people can go back to booing killed with conventional weapons. everybody webz. of course that's just my analysis. for more let's get the republican response from senator rand paul who made the rounds on the cable news shows last night after first delivering the traditional "state of the rand" speech. paul has been opposed to military action in the beginning and was thrilled by russia's diplomatic proposal. >> i don't know whether to trust the proposal or not. the question is are they serious? can we trust the participants in this plan? >> stephen: right, you can't always trust. for instance, that thing on your head, you assure us it's hair but i have yet to be convinced it's not a slum berg wombat ready to strike it's any time. i agree with rand paul-- we cannot trust russia or syria. we shipment do anything. >> the violation of every norm for someone to kill civilians,

folks, i believe that individually carved ice is a start. but, you know, what, the flavor of my premium high balls can still be ruined by the exhaled co2 of not rich people. that's why tonight i'm proud to be offering this $200 bag of stephen colb-air. ( cheers and applause ) there we go. all right, hold on, hold on. you see, it's a premium mixture of gases, specifically crafted for breathability, and with a zero-smell profile harvested from high in outside my sphiewdio. i just add a little bit to my drink here. there you go. there you go. you know what? you know what? i think this air needs to breathe a little bit. i think i'll leave that open. next up, folks, our mission herality colbert platinum is to offer advice for all members of the uberrich set. i'd like to share a tip with the underserved wealth community. dictators, in a subsegment i called "stephen cobare's hot dip ticks." if you're a shadowy, developing world despot with money and availables to burn you'll want to get a hold of this season's must-have accessory. >> kanye west poc

i get along well with folks of all ages. am about to hit 30 that i have friends and my own age group. i spent most of my life with people significantly older. >> guest: harvard law school lot of ucla? >> guest: graduated from harvard law. it was in 2007. >> host: is writing books your name money-making occupation? >> guest: have several. i get up at 5:30 every morning and do the morning radio show in los angeles on 870 called the morning answer. i am one of three. there is a liberal guy on the lie and close friends with and a conservative gal and the guy holds down the intellectual fort is a conservative station. it is the morning after and i do that 6 to 9:00 in the morning and finish my shift and drive home and i am editor at large for breitbart.com at breitbart news. i do that the rest of the day and i am starting truth revolt which i mentioned a couple times, that will come on line in the next two or three weeks and when that happens i will be splitting time between breitbart and truth revolt and both companies working t

i mean, there's still a lot of folks that are homeless.o think that san francisco is leading the way to innovative policies that can really help change things for the better post redevelopment. i think that the affordable housing trust fund is a step in the right direction and is something that no one else is doing all over the state. i think that the fact that san francisco is so committed to affordable housing, we already had resources where we were invested in affordable housing in the city. but more importantly, we're looking at revamping public housing and how that is a bigger picture of affordable housing long term for san francisco. we're looking at public-private partnerships. i just think san francisco is really leading the way. and could we do enough? you know, i mean, you can never do enough until everyone has a decent, clean, respectable place to live. i think san francisco is clearly leading the way to it that. >> oftentimes city issues and district issues are not one and the same. what are some of the biggest issues you feel

and only a few folks will get in so those folks are showing up at the shelter as sort of a last option to air-conditioned another 25 beds to house folks is going to be huge for us as case managers when we're struggling to refer our participants to save housing. so again, we appreciate you're taking the time to consider this issue and we at lyric ask you to support this. thank you >> thank you i'm going to call more names (calling names). >> good afternoon president fong and commissioners. i'm the shelter manager for the program. on top of that i'm a native san franciscan born and raised here and would here my whole life. i'm here to express to you guys this is long overdue in the city. obviously there's a need here and the lgbt q folks are living on the streets and barely accessing other shelters and feeling uncomfortable and it's not only our duty to do this by the correct thing to do. i'm confident as both the manager of the program and as a san franciscan they will continue to do quality work. please take into consideration and thank you for your afternoon >> thank you. >> good afte