any regular footlong is a $5 footlong! startin' at 7am! subway.back. tonight on the program from "grey's anatomy," jessica capshaw is here. and then with music from this album, it's called "in light," givers from the bud light outdoor stage. they're good. you will like them. we've got a nice line up for you next week, too. antonio banderas will be here, evangeline lilly, jane lynch, will arnett, science bob pflugfelder will be here, the latest castoff from "dancing with the stars," plus music from blink 182, mute math, j. cole and jane's addiction. our first guests tonight are, dare i say, national treasures. they have four emmys for their show "south park" and nine tonys for their broadway musical "the book of mormon." the new season of "south park," their 15th, returns wednesday night on comedy central. please welcome trey parker and matt stone. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. great to see you. [ cheers and applause ] see what happens when you go out in public? >> wow. >> jimmy: drawing the cartoons and writing stuff, so you don't get

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back. ( cheers and applause ) [ male announcer ] rake in the savings with the subway featured $5 footlong september only, the turkey breast & black forest ham! with tender turkey, black forest ham, and piled high with whatever veggies you like, this september it joins our everyday $5 footlongs! subway. eat fresh. ford fusion has now been named the most dependable midsize car by jd power and associates. we go to kimberly. any thoughts on this news? i have no idea what's goin on. we are out. what was that? they told me it's the most dependable midsize sedan and they ran back into their little box. ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: thank you very much. welcome back, everybody. my guest tonight is a billionaire entrepreneur and the owner of the n.b.a. champion dallas mavericks. the interview won't really get exciting until the fourth quarter. please welcome mark cuban! ( cheers and applause ) hey, mark. what's going on, my man. nice to see you again. all right, congratulations on the mavericks, man. >> thank you, thank you. >> stephen: that is fantastic. you must feel vindicated. >> i do.

(cheers and applause) [ male announcer ] rake in the savings with the subway featured $5 footlong™ oftember only, the turkey breast & black forest ham! with tender turkey, black forest ham, and piled high with whatever veggies you like, this september it joins our everyday $5 footlongs! subway. eat fresh. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. my guest tonight are the crew of the last space shuttle mission. if you see anything burst from their chests, run. please welcome commander chris ferguson, colonel doug hurley, colonel rex waldheim and dr. sandra magnus. (cheers and applause) heroes all thank you so much for joining us. i've got to tell you, we're all so thrilled that you're here. by the way, how did you keep your hair from getting messed up in the helmet. >> you don't. >> stephen: not easy in >> no. you just give it up. >> stephen: captain chris ferguson, colonel doug hurley, colonel rex waldheim, dr. sandra magnus, it's a thrill for all of us to have you here. i personally when i was a kid i wanted to grow up and be an astronaut. i knew that would never hap

. >> jon: "50/50" is [ male announcer ] rake in the savings with the subway featured $5 footlong™ oftember only, the turkey breast & black forest ham! with tender turkey, black forest ham, and piled high with whatever veggies you like, this september it joins our everyday $5 footlongs! subway. eat fresh. (cheers and applause) >> jon: hey, everybody. that's our show. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. hey, tomorrow night at 11:00, i'll tell you what i'm doing for rosh hashanah. tomorrow night at 11:00 bill o'reilly's gonna be here. (audience reacts) (boos) >> jon: really? (cheers and applause) he's a very enjoyable guy to talk to. i'm very surprised at that that you would be. very judgmental people. (laughter) that's what i'm doing for rosh hashanah. i, jon stewart, on rosh hashanah will wrestle a big irish bear. (cheers and applause) here it is, your moment of zen. ♪ ♪ ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org

>> jon: sorry about that. [ male announcer ] rake in the savings with the subway featured $5 footlong™ of september only, the turkey breast & black forest ham! with tender turkey, black forest ham, and piled high with whatever veggies you like, this september it joins our everyday $5 footlongs! subway. eat fresh. (cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome back to the show. hey, did you guys know that in iceland they bury shark for a year and then they dig it up and force people from norway to eat it? (cheers and applause) that's the next iron chef. look, as you know, this season is the most controversial season of dancing with the the stars they've ever done. oh, you know what would be a great idea for that show? a celebrity version. (laughter) anyway... the reason the reason for all this controversy, of course, is the presence of one chaz bono. >> chaz bono, who is transgender, is a contestant and it's a controversy. >> outraged outcry online from the american family association. >> accusing the network of pushing a homosexual agenda. >> it's possible that if someone is celebrated and lif

with the subway featured $5 footlong™ of september only, the turkey breast & black forest ham!ith tender turkey, black forest ham, and piled high with whatever veggies you like, this september it joins our everyday $5 footlongs! subway. eat fresh. kevin: they are trying to get a more consistent pass rush today. they did get five sacks against sam bradford. the quarterback has thrown three long touchdown passes. third down and 10. flacco, just under 400 yard passing. looking to tack on some more. doss, there is a flag, and the coverage by bradley fletcher of the rams. you can see those helmets. they were the first team in the nfl -- >> ref: pass interference, defense, number 32. the ball will be placed at the spot of the foul. first down. kevin: they were the first team to have that put on and a former player back in the late 1940s, he didn't like the leather helmets, so he said, he was an art major, a guy named fred gurke, played halfback at the university of utah, did not like the drab, brown helmets so he put the logo owner and the owner liked it so much, he said, i'll pay yo

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