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yourself in front of some iconic landmark, or just some landmark in your area, catching a subway footlongfrom your right side. and then, passing it off to your left side. and then, we'll put all those videos together. and it'll looked like we passed the sub across america. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: see? it's fun. you catch on the right. pass it on the left-hand side. >> steve: yeah. ♪ pass the sub on the left-hand side ♪ ♪ pass the sub on the left-hand side ♪ ♪ ♪ it was a cold footlong it had turkey too ♪ ♪ how does it feel when you pass that sub ♪ >> jimmy: so -- [ laughter and applause ] we started getting some really awesome videos. everyone's sending them. i think we have, like, 30 states already covered from our great country, but -- and we'll do two from the same state, if they're good. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: but, here's an example of what you could do. you get that they're in florida. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: pushes it off. and there's a tebow. there you go. that's the way do it! [ cheers and applause ] that's the way to do it. >> steve: oh, nice. >> jimmy: she is cute, yeah. so