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where safeway put together in 305-footlong picnic table in a bid to win the guinness record. celebrity chef tyler florence stocked the table with all the fixings for safeway employees and invited guests. >>> for a list of events take place this weekend in the bay area, go to ktvu.com and click on "the weekend extra" tab near the top of our homepage. >>> well, all they wanted to do was sell lemonade and the troublesome kids ran into because of the us golf tournament. >>> a warming trend on the horizon? i'm meteorologist mark tamayo will tell us if father's day is the start of summer-like weather. . we have been dealing with fog and cooler temperatures over the past few days the weather pattern now changing and as a result we're expect a big change over the next few days of right now on the maps you wouldn't think so with all the fog. plenty of clouds heading into the bay, but what is happening? we had more of a northerly breeze developing. that will help clear out the clouds rapidly as we head into your sunday morgan you been and as a morning, and as a result that will lead to

the 120-footlong fuselage is expected to cross the delaware memorial bridge at around 1:00 this afternoon wings were shipped separately. the plane could have used captain sulley sullenberger because it got stuck in a small town in jersey. >>> new and nas fascinating details with former senator john edwards who almost made a last minute deal on charges he misused campaign funds. they wouldn't have allowed him to plead guilty to misdemeanors and pay a big fine. but there was one very big catch. he would have to spend six months in prison. an edwards family friend went to law school with john and elizabeth. good morning and thanks for being with us. >> good morning. >> reports are that john edwards made up his mind literally minutes before the indictment was announced and he was seriously considering it actually. are you surprised he turned it down? >> i'm surprised first of all. i shouldn't be, but i am. the u.s. attorney feels they have to make all these discussions public. the political act and political blood for the u.s. attorney. >> i know you said that before, but to what end. what's