escape pod i need. meanwhile, francis ford coppola has apologized for starting hollywood's sequel obsession: saying "i'md, and i apologize to everyone." and well you should, sir! i did not enjoy nor, frankly, could i follow "the godfather 4: electric gabagool." meanwhile, "a record-breaking couple got married in their hundreds." congratulations to marjorie fiterman, 102, and bernie littman, 100. let me be the first to say to the happy couple, so, when are you guys havin' kids? meanwhile, in color news, pantone has announced its 2025 color of the year: mocha mousse, which pantone says "nurtures with its suggestion of the delectable quality of cacao, chocolate, and coffee." sure, but just because we like a drink doesn't mean we should be putting that color on our walls. i still regret painting my living room "mountain dew electric wizz." meanwhile, sam's club is offering free holiday-themed hot dogs, including one topped with pumpkin pie. which is slightly misleading, because, while the hotdogs are technically free, you will pay a price. you will pay. for a limited time, guests can get either the "club ma