the bird was a helmeted guinea fowl. this is a picture of what one of those birds looks like. police say surveillance video captured the men chasing the bird into some trees. i'm sure alcohol, well, played a role in that. can you imagine? >> from the decapitated bird to -- >> weather. that was so much nicer. >> they're a headless fowl. >> let's do weather because it sounds like it's going to be nice. >> for a change. it was a cold week. >> it was. >> it was overcast, it was chilly and it's changing. as high pressure finally reasserts itself, a weak cold front will move through from the north, you will see that in a moment. that's mixes things out. we're waking up to sunny skies here. some low clouds will form in the next hour or so, but still a tendency toward warmer weather, even though we're starting out chilly, well, without the clouds. we don't have that insulating blanket to keep us relatively warm. 46 in oakland and 46 in san jose. same for santa rosa. in the weather headlines, we'll get increasing sunshine today, a mid-week warmup and next weekend we'll be near 90 degre

free fowls. a french village distributes to consider the turkish constitution gives citizens the same rights, no matter what god they prey to. if there is still tension, but also within the muslim community. there are 10 million people in turkey and they are seen as the liberal muslim minority. they have all some -- often the victims and now they're being blamed for crimes committed by the alawi sector. >> this is little more than a shed in a parking lot. its group leader is relieved to see it is still there. he does not like leaving the center unattended at night since it was firebombed last night -- last month. >> the culprit got away. we fear the government is responsible. they use every opportunity to insult us. >> turkey's sunni prime minister called the alawis his -- >> there is only one place for muslims to go and pray. that is the mosque. i don't have anything against their cultural centers. they create divisions in society. >> the idea of men and women dancing together is unimaginable to

scalia taught her how to shoot fowl. they will take a trip to wyoming this-week.drags back to d.c. >> community leaders got together for a great cause. i was asked to help with the black tie gala for the community foundation. it inspires charity giving from people and individuals. they were honored tonight. and some of the successes from some of the charities that they support. thank you very much for what you did. >> you did a costume change. >> a quick one. >> nice. all right. well weather-wise we've got a beautiful stretch ahead of us. >> we do. but those heavy showers kept forming and got stronger and possibly spawned a tornado in baltimore. hasn't been confirmed. when showers stopped dumping the rain many picked up an inch of rain. this started to clear. let's take you to our weather computer and show you our roof top camera. it was pretty impressive looking. it got dark, the heavy rain. all kinds of rain was popping up. and now we're in good shape with cooler skies around the area. 76 at reagan national. the average high is 67. an inch of rain officially at

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. >> my book is a memoir and it is it is not fish nor fowl and half poetry and half personnel stories. i am very honored to have been published by cappa press, wonderful cappa press started in 1969 and just relaunching now with my memoir. and my memoir is divided into 7 sections, what i call family or my family of origin, marriage, children, body, faith, outside or the outside world, and work. and there's a prol ogue and epilogue. it is a book about love and thankfulness and explains the title, when i was a freshman in college, i had a terrible very real feeling that i was not going to have a good life. this book is an extended rift on my surprise, my gratitude and i think i can say my hard work. and, in fact, creating a good life, receiving a wonderful life and having the blessings of truly a beautiful family. >> wonderful. it seems, jennifer and david that on the faces that each of your respective books seem so different but on the other hand. all three books seem to have a theme of what it means to grow as a human being and what does it mean to interact and have relationships in th

the way ward fowl has made itself at home wherever he sees fit. he's gotten a reputation for peeping through windows and holding up traffic. the fans of the bird are calling him roger. if there's any ring of truth to recent jokes, he could also be called dinner this coming thanksgiving. i didn't make it up. i'm lynn berry. this is "early today," just your first stop of the day today on your nbc station. >>> a zoo in israel is now home to a strange looking arrival. say hello to the south african tapir, an endangered mammal with a curiously flexible nose. zookeepers are extremely proud of the newborn saying he's very healthy and is successfully nursing from his mother. while the tapir may look like an elephant-pig crossover, they're closely related to horses and rhinos. >>> well, in new york, rock bands aren't the only ones who can smash pumpkins. one pumpkin farm celebrated its fall festival by dropping a 1,000-pound pumpkin from a sky-high forklift. look at it go. the drop was part of a radio contest where competitors hunted for the most plastic c

as a citadel of troops fowles elbows through which floods the precious liquid below are dozens of pipes reaching down to the bottom of the sea which suck up the oil. you could say that workers here are like the distant extras in a giant mcconnell construction protected by the navy another permanent surveillance from countless cameras. a technological exploit certainly but in a context of political paranoia. good morning. to nigerian navy patrol boat stunt gone twenty four hours a day. under the orders of antonio djoko. he moved into security work after twenty two years in the army twenty two years of happiness as he describes it he's a man who searches the bags organizes patrols and supervises all movements around the base. but. you. always look so here we have the eye mucking about and so their operations center where we monitor the whole of the outpost real cool with this radar to come into it which allows us to check all the boats arriving so i can but who are you to know what boat of the right thing to do and especially to pick up any suspect record that wasn't expected to enter the

now this is a picture of what a helmeted guinea fowl looks like. the video captured the men chasing the bird into the trees. >>> don't listen to anyone going door to door asking about home alarm systems. that's the warning from oakland police. they say those people could be casing homes for burglaries. someone complained about a man wearing an official looking orange vest that read oakland public safety. he asked how up-to-date their alarm system was, whether it was monitored and if it was tooked up to a -- hooked up to a cell phone or landline. they are not aware of any city sponsored program making this sort of questioning and residents shouldn't answer questions. daredevil felix baumgartner is attempting to become the first daredevil to break the sound bearier. the weather forecast looks favorable for the jump tomorrow near roswell. new mexico at sunrise. he will ride a 55 story helium balloon to the edge of space, and then jump from 23 miles high. he expects to break the sound barrier before he activates his parachute at about 5,000 feet above

the bird was a helmeted guinea fowl. they were charged with killing f wildlife. >>> san jose emergency response personnel found that the longer respops times due to the lack of police officers is putting people's lives in danger. this is a story you will see only on abc7. earlier this month, police responded to an officer involved shooting at a cal trans station. hours later they were called to an altercation at a check cashing business where someone was injured. no police units were available. paramedics were there, but they had to wait for police to arrive to secure the scene. in the meantime, the victim goes on. >> we train to save lives and to not sit there with idle hands. >> they state that crews may not enter a dangerous scene until police declare it secure. >>> oakland and san francisco police warn about people who come to your door wearing orange safety vests or dressed as utility workers. it is a ploy to distract and rob you. it happened once in oakland and never open your door to someone you don't recognize an

. >>> why did the water fowl cross the road? i have no idea. two videos of just that.rtino, california. somebody submitted this video to "right this minute." a duck crossed the road, but then notices a migration is going o. ha. >> it's not just five duck the ducks you see keep coming. >> why waddlefly? >> imy it's mob mentality. saw the first one wobble across and thought, guess that's what i'll dough. >> maybe just wanted to go to the restaurant across the street and the viewer who put it on my channel said, let's just give them some treats. >> leave behind any fertilized eggs for you and steven to eat? >> let's jump across the pond to ireland. this swan decided, you know what? i'm just going to walk on the bridge. on a bridge in dublin, ireland and doesn't understand what to do when the light turns green. maybe he's lost. maybe using apple maps and doesn't know which way to go. >> that's a huge swan. >> see it next to the dcars? look at this nice pass per by. >> all of those speeding by the swan motorcycle, cars, bikes, i guy going like this flapping his arms? >> onc

the bird was a helmeted guinea fowl. they were charged with malicious killing of wildlife. >>> san jose emergency response personnel found that the longer respops times due to the lack of police officers is putting people's lives in danger. this is a story you will see only on abc7. earlier this month, police responded to an officer involved shooting at a cal trans station. hours later they were called to an altercation at a check cashing business where someone was injured. no police units were available. paramedics were there, but they had to wait for police to arrive to secure the scene. in the meantime, the victim goes on. >> we train to save lives and to not sit there with idle hands. >> they state that crews may not enter a dangerous scene until police declare it secure. >>> oakland and san francisco police warn about people who come to your door wearing orange safety vests or dressed as utility workers. it is a ploy to distract and rob you. it happened once in oakland and never open your door to someone you don't r

it was a helmeted guinea fowl. this is a picture. what one looks like. police say surveillance video captured the men chasing the bird into some trees. >>> well, who cab resist marshmallows? put a plate in front of a kid and watch them disappear. the marshmallows, not the kid. but they are not just a sugary treat, no, no. cbs 5's dr. kim mulvihill explains how they can also help kids learn to be better behaved. >> she wants stuff now? >> she does. >>> reporter: whether it's demanding your attention or a sweet treat, ask any mom, kids lack self-control. >> like waiting in line. she wants to get on the ride now. >> reporter: but learning to wait is good. studies show kids with the best self-control do better later in life. they have greater self-esteem, higher s.a.t. scores and they are less likely to be obese. but are some children just bor impulsive? a new study involving marshmallows shows they can learn it. >> which one would you rather use? >> reporter: researchers tested two groups of young children even given a jar of well used crayons and told -- >

the bird was a helmeted guinea fowl.>> san jose emergency response personnel found that the longer respops times due to the lack of police officers is putting people's lives in danger. this is a story you will see only on abc7. earlier this month, police responded to an officer involved shooting at a cal trans station. hours later they were called to an altercation at a check cashing business where someone was injured. no police units were available. paramedics were there, but they had to wait for police to arrive to secure the scene. in the meantime, the victim goes on. >> we train to save lives and to not sit there with idle hands. >> they state that crews may not enter a dangerous scene until police declare it secure. >>> oakland and san francisco police warn about people who come to your door wearing orange safety vests or dressed as utility workers. it is a ploy to distract and rob you. it happened once in oakland and never open your door to someone you don't recognize and always ask for identification. >> always do

and move in the fowls. and not get paid unless the issue is fine appropriately unsurprising that the areas where x. will have been hired. increase in the number of fines that a receipt and there's now concern over whether that is or ethical becomes ability of the transparency i recently dealt in the home affairs select committee which looks at these issues with the case of the london bar of new and which has law enforcement officers who are in fact cops officials but dressed up like police have been promised the commission is going to look into it because it's it's actually i think a criminal activity to pretend to be a police officer when you're not and i'm very concerned about how that trend is going i think in the past. that people knew the law the law was reasonable and so long as you were creating a problem then you could do what you like but increasingly it seems that that is no longer the case these findings may be surprising for some but the truth is these types of laws in offenses have been creepin

for the public who are not with the actions of the minority who litter and walk away when their dog fowls. are litter and not get paid unless the issue of find appropriately. only get paid if they find someone to find a fact confirmed by a glance at their website which is local councils that their service is risk free and they won't charge and penalty and surprising then that the areas where x. will have been hired has seen a massive increase in the number of fines that irish eat and there's now concern over whether that is fair or ethical accountability the transparency i recently dealt in the home affairs select committee which looks at these issues with a case of on the bar of new and which has law enforcement officers who are in fact council officials but dressed up like police having promised them a commission is going to look into it because it's it's actually i think a criminal activity to pretend to be a police officer when you're not and i'm very concerned about how about that trend is going i think in the past it would be assumes that people knew the law the law was reasonable a

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laughing and thrown around the body of a dead guinea fowl. surveillance video showing that it was carried dead. they are facing willful malice. >> oakland has received 1100 complaints from protesters of late 2011 and early 2012. police chief say that most officers did what they were asked. however some fast improperly and there will be held accountable. some desk- act improperly. with 15 suspended and others are getting reprimanded but no action has been taken. has an >> i hope that they think they've done to police something wrong that there is recourse. if it is found that there is a violation apostl policy. fair will be a correction. >> false arrests were over the 1100 allegations of misconduct against the officers. stemming from occupy protesters is your. >> in conjunction with the violations in the meat department relations. >> they received reprimands and other counseling and training for the more serious offenders. the chief is recommending suspensions and even termination. >> low level this plan is already been imposed. and justice. w

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surveillance video caught justin teixeira and eric cuellar chasing a helmeted guinea fowl. they were later seen with the body and head in hand. both men face charges of killing wildlife. >>> one of the fastest growing car companies is trying to become the apple of the auto industry. bay area-based tesla is shunning the traditional dealership in favor of stores within shopping malls. cbs 5 reporter len ramirez shows us that's causing dealers across the country to cry foul. >> reporter: as san jose's santana row amid the luxury retailers and designer boutiques stands a car store unlike anything else in the auto industry. >> they are people-friendly, share knowledge, all the products you can see on big monitor screens. >> reporter: robert lee is describing his experience at the first shopping mall-based tesla store in the region, which opened last year designed by the same person behind gap and apple stores. a manager told us then about the company's retail strategy. >> it's all about experience. our goal is to make the car buying experience and the car ownership experience th

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the bird was a helmet guinea fowl like this. they face felony charges of torture and killing of wild life. >>> of san jose tonight an issue over how long it takes police to respond to crime. only on 7 investigation finds slow response times. may also be affecting the ability of paramedic to do their job in an emergency. story tonight from 7 news reporter david louis. >> already a busy evening when police officers investigating an officer involved somewhating at the cal-trans station in downtown san jose. police notified of altercation outside a check cashing office where a man was down. police dispatch log obtained by abc 7 news indicates no patrol unit were available to respond. the log indicates the police were called 8:26 p.m. fire truck with paramedic arrived 8 minutes later. officers was dispatched 13 minutes later arriving 17 minutes later. while it took the police department 17 minutes to respond to the scene with man here on the ground, the fire department got on the scene but had to wait 10 minutes before they could adm

august and these price spikes are supposed to be short when refineries will produce the winter blend fowlnd operators are asking the state for a flavor to produce the winter blend now. until then, we can expect long lines at the gas pumps and more gas pumps shutting down. also, higher gas prices. how long will the high gas prices last? well, that remains to be seen. in north ridge, bob decastro, fox news. >>> let's hope it doesn't get worse. fortunately in our area, we're not paying quite like that. in d.c., the average price of a gallon of regular is $3.91; in maryland, it's $3.70 and in virginia, it's 3 toss 60. >> boy. >> just talking, you fill up your car and feel the difference. for sure. >> i can remember. >> $3.75 today i paid. i got ripped off. >> did you? >> a gallon. >> that is a good deal. >> the maryland average was $3.70. >> where is that? >> in what part of maryland? >> frostburg. >> you have to come out in gainesville where the gas is really cheap. >> you have -- they pay to you come down there to get the gas? is that what they do? >> and since gas stations are clean and it

they were caught on video abusing a fowl at the wildlife habitat. the animal was decapitated. both men are facing charges of torturing and killing an animal. >>> pg and are preparing to pay up. pick up the lion's share of the $2 billion tab for overhauling its gas pipeline. after the deadly san bruno explosion in 2010 billing its customers for 85% of the costs, but on friday the state public utility commission tentatively ruled the utility will pay for just, will pay for two-thirds of the upgrades and consumers just for the other third. the final decision now goes to the five-member commission. >>> now, to our continuing coverage of the major league baseball playoffs. we now know the giants are coming home for the start of national league championship series to take on the st. louis cardinals. the matchup was decided last night after the cardinals beat the washington nationals in a come from behind victory. they tweeted this picture of tim lincecum and a few other players watching the plane on cincinnati waiting to see which direction they needed to fly. if the nationals had h

the bird was a helmeted begin any fowl like this one. the men have been charged with malicious killing of wildlife. this weekend a santa clara woman along with three generations of her family will be celebrating her graduation from college. at age 93 the woman has finally earned her bachelor degree from san jose state. as abc7 news reporter sergio tells us, it's a degree that has been 72 years in the making. >>> the balloons are up, the clay student is in his spot, and 93-year-old olive chandler is a bit giddy. she will soon be celebrating her graduation. >> i sort of want to wrap my brain around this. [laughter] >> it's something her youngest daughter, donna, has been trying to help her mother finally accomplish after all these years. >> i just had always felt that it was something that she wanted, something that she had earned. the bachelor's degree issued by san jose state was granted after her daughter contacted the university. she was hoping they might send a nice letter to her mother recognizing how close they came to graduating in

the truth behind all the talk that america's favorite fowl could become extinct or have to file for unemployment. >>> and lost a vote. that's coming up in office politics. >>> good morning, everyone, and welcome to weekends with alex witt. we'll get to what's happening out there. politics from the front page. new word from president obama and mitt romney on the latest jobs numbers. the president hailing the 7.8% number as a sign of a recovering economy. a .3% drop from last month. mitt romney, meanwhile, downplaying it. >> we learned the unemployment rate is now at its lowest level since i took office. more americans are entering the work force. more americans are getting jobs. too many of our friends and neighbors are still looking for work or struggling to pay the bills. many of them since long before the crisis hit. we owe it to them to keep moving forward. we've come too far to turn back now. >> you realize the number of people in america, the participation of our adults in the work force were the same as when we got elected our unemployment rate would be about 11%. people in this country ar

the bird was a helmeted begin any fowl like you see her.d with killing wildlife. >>> this morning a woman along with three generations of her family will be celebrating her graduation from college. at age 93 the woman has finally earned her bachelor degree from san jose state. as abc7 news reporter sergio tells us, it's a degree that has been 72 years in the making. >>> the balloons are up, the clay student is in his spot, and 93-year-old olive chandler is a bit giddy. she will soon be celebrating her graduation. >> i sort of want to wrap my brain around this. [laughter] >> it's something her youngest daughter, donna, has been trying to help her mother finally accomplish after all these years. >> i just had always felt that was it something that she wanted, something that she had earned. the botchler's degree issued by san jose state was granted after her daughter contacted the university. she was hoping they might send a nice letter to her mother recognizing how close they came to graduating in 1959. instead the school sent her a degree. >

police say they were caught on surveillance camera chasing a helmeted guinea fowl into the trees.y they saw the man walk out of the trees carrying the body and severed head of the bird. the helmeted guinea fowl is an exotic bird and was part of a wildlife exhibit there at the hotel. the two face charges of conspiracy and torture or killing of wildlife. >>> happening now, the shuttle endeavour is on the move again, and we want to give you a live picture from los angeles. well, doesn't look like it's quite moving, but keep in mind, this is a very slow journey. apparently it's getting ready to start its whopping 2 mile-an-hour trek. there was an hour delay because crews needed time to prepare to cross over a major interstate overpass. now, the shuttle is, again, moving through the streets of los angeles. there's video of it as it made its way past big, big crowds. endeavour is scheduled to arrive at its permanent home, the california science center, later today. but one of the trickiest parts of the journey was overnight when crews had to take endeavour on an overpass above the 405.

coming up, why some very tough football players are crying fowl over their new uniforms.k they are too tight and aren't flattering. >> can't they get manx. >> think they show running back fat. >> i would think they would want that so there's less to grab on to on the line. >> true. >> it's kind of accenting their love handles. >> they are big guys. >> we'll get into that in a few moments. >> okay. looking forward to that. we'll start this half hour with the ongoing dustup between "american idol" judges nicki minaj and mariah carey. e news correspondent jason kennedy has more on this. >> off with your head. >> reporter: it's the battle of the divas. hip-hop's nicki minaj versus pop superstar mariah carey. >> every time you take a shot at me you're gonna take it back. figure it [ bleep ] out. >> reporter: the leaked video shows a smackdown between the two "american idol" judges. it's been a hot topic all week since it surfaced this week on the celebrity website tmz. >> a big diva fight on "american ido idol", rumors of it between mariah carey and nicki minaj. >> no rumors,

. >> fowl-mouthed. >> so what's your point? it feel to get an al gore [ bleep ] in the [ bleep ] every day. >> is that person like 12 years old? they called you foulmouthed? >> stephanie: they called me foulmouthed. >> interesting. >> you had to bleep every other word. >> stephanie: then in the subject line, right to the point subject -- [ bleep ] you c word. >> stephanie: caps are always the angriest. then he reiterates as if i didn't see it in the subject line. are you a [ bleep ] [ bleep ] >> i didn't. >> stephanie: i'm an effing -- please jump off a building. e. [ applause ] >> stephanie: subject line from rob disease-infested whore. that would be a compliment he writes in the big box. apparently he's just teasing me with the subject line. he's not calling me a disease-infested liberal whore. he is saying some day i'm aspiring to be that. david who cannot get out of the big box writes you are a true piece of [ bleep ] but he cannot -- his wife must have been out. >> how do you work the typewriter with the tv on it? >> steph