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-- how the --ould have helped. [ applause ] it's like an interpretative dance version of a jeff foxworthyof representatives tonight voted to approve the much talked about debt ceiling bill. do we care about the debt ceiling bill? no, huh? the bachelorette, yes. we're very, very focused. tomorrow, it goes to the senate. see, all it took was the threat of financial armageddon to get both sides together. while the bill got support from both sides of the fence, neither side appears to be happy about it. liberals say it gives republicans everything they wanted that the democrats laid down and let the republicans roll over them. democrats disagree. they were planking. and there's a difference. but i will tell you something. we wouldn't be in this mess if joe biden hadn't invest all our money in raising and breeding alpacas. hey, i like to wish a happy birthday to our former governor here in california, arnold schwarzenegger. arnold turned 64 on saturday. please, hold your applause. you know, the best part about having an illegitimate kid is exex extra birthday present this year. what do you get