give it up for fred. [ cheers and applause ] i love having your --friend, the best. >> fred: i'm so happy to be back. >> seth: and one of my favorite things about having fred here is we get to catch up. and we always talk about tv and how much we love tv. and my only complaint is right now there's so many good shows on that i can't watch everything and fred often tells me that he does not have that problem because he watches every episode of every show. >> fred: everything. every single episode. yeah, i don't miss anything. >> seth: you stand by that. >> fred: oh, yeah. >> seth: okay, well let's prove it once again with another, "fred armisen's extremely accurate tv recap." >> seth: i mean again, i don't want you to feel like i'm doubting you. i just find it hard to believe physically you can watch every episode of every show. >> fred: of course, there's so many hours in the day. >> seth: okay, so here's how this works. i'm going to give you the title of a show and then you're going to tell me what it's about. >> fred: okay. >> seth: "indian summers." >> fred: "indian summers." [ laughter

you ain't fred sanford! that's fred sanford. huh? that's right. that's fred sanford. she's all yours, fred. what's the matter with you, grady? the matter with you, lady? come here! what's the matter with her, grady? grady, what's the matter with you? grady, what's the matter with her? lady, what's the matter with you? oh, fred! betty: open this door, fred sanford. i'll have the law on you! i'll sue you for breaking a promise. you'll be sorry, fred sanford! hey, that woman was either crazy or drunk. it's a little of the first and a lot of the second. well, you see, that was part of my game plan. now, i figured that if i got her as drunk as she was the night she was out with your father, then she would remember that i was not fred sanford. well, how come she thought i was fred sanford? well, like you said, she's either crazy or drunk. [knock on door] uh-oh, there she is again. now, if that's her, i'm going to call the police. that's a good idea, grady. it is the police! well, let them in. hey, how you doing grady, lamont. hey, smitty, hoppy, what's happening? hey. how a

yeah, anything, fred. yeah? lay down next to it. aww. fred. hey, fred. we're missing wheel and deal. it's almost over now. oh, forget about that. hey, if you want to see that show, i can get you tickets. oh, shut up, bubba, now. don't you know fred by now? if he doesn't want to sit here and watch it on the television, then you know he doesn't wanna go down there and watch it in person. now, just use your head, bubba. now, that's using your head. see, i can go down there and win some presents for lamont. my cousin was supposed to go, but her baby's due any time now. we can use her tickets. they're good tomorrow night. hey, that would be perfect, bubba. we could go on down there, and the 3 of us can go down. and anything we win, we could give it to lamont for his birthday present. yeah. oh, fred, i can't go. i don't have a costume. hey, grady's right, fred. you know, if we wanna be picked, well... you ready. wow! i just can't believe it! we're gonna go down there to wheel and deal! and when we get down there, i'm gonna ask for a speed boat and a refrigerat

so fred, it's been great having you here this week. >> fred: thank you. i'm so happy to be here. >> seth: and along with being our band leader, we have been friends for a very long time. >> we have. >> seth: and sometimes when you have such a long and close relationship with someone there are moments when feelings get hurt. >> fred: that's true and you don't always have time to stop and say you're sorry. >> seth: so i thought with the time we have together right now, we would make amends for any past indiset committed against one another in a segment we're calling, "seth and fred clear the air." [ applause ] i will start, fred. >> fred: yes seth. [ light laughter ] >> seth: i'm sorry that things have been so busy this week that we didn't get to go out to dinner even though i said we would. do you forgive me? [ light laughter ] >> fred: i hear you. i understand. i'm angry, i'm hurt. i'm insulted. but seth, you are forgiven. okay. my turn, seth. >> seth: yes, fred. >> seth i'm sorry that instead of baby sitting your newborn son ash and taking frisbie to the

fred armisen. ?? [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is -- good to hear. in that case let's get to the news. butterball turkey has set up it's annual thanksgiving hotline, where customers can call and ask for help. said one caller, "uh, how do you run a country?" [ laughter ] president obama pardoned two turkeys for thanksgiving today. "thanks, man", said the turkeys. [ light laughter ] donald trump yesterday formally offered ben carson the position of "secretary of the department of housing and urban development", which is the first time trump has ever tried to get a black person in to housing. this afternoon. said one macy's employee. [ breathing heavy ] [ light laughter ] "can i go home now?" [ laughter ] that's right, tomorrow is the macy's thanksgiving day parade, and if there's one thing that can cheer hillary up right now, it's balloons. [ laughter an

ghing] fred! fred! fred! hey, grady, what you-- what you so late for? where you been? what you got in there? fred, i just--i just-- i had the best wine that money can buy. this is top shelf silver satin. listen, come on in, grady. you're acting strange. wait a minute. come here. wait a minute. you act like you been drinking. let me smell your breath. fred, i haven't touched a drop. i want my best friend fred to be in on this celebration. what celebration? yeah. what you celebrating, grady? the greatest thing in my life. you hit the number? no. your bunions went away. no. this is something so special and so great i can't believe it. fred, you just don't know how terrific this is-- i know i don't know. you ain't told me yet. got a date, man. oh, i'm gonna tell you. i just can't wait to tell you. well, you're doing a pretty good job so far. fred, my very best friend, i want you to be the first to know. well, go ahead. go ahead and tell me. i give you 3 guesses. i give you 5 of these. aw, come on and guess. ok. ok, you-- getting married. what are you saying? i said i'm get

[knocking on door] fred, fred, the door. fr--fred, the door. i--i'd rather kiss you. no, no, some-- [knocking on door] someone's knocking on it. it--it's all right. they're knocking from the other side. uh, uh, shut up, door. [knocking on door] fred. who is it? esther: it's esther. esther who? you know esther who. open this door, fool. i can't--i can't open the door. why not? you too ugly. donna: fred. well, hello there. esther. when lamont's away, the rat will play. listen, what do you want, anyway? get out. i want to discuss something with you. and i want to discuss it alone. well, uh, listen, donna, you and i go in the kitchen and let her discuss it alone. fred. if you'd both excuse me for a moment. your niece is in town. what niece? what niece? your only niece, and she's here to go to college at usc. and she's staying with me right now. well, that's good. i agree, and you can leave. she's supposed to get her own apartment, but it's not ready yet, and she needed a place to stay for a few nights. so you're asking me can she stay here? of course not. i'm telling you.

>> seth: fred, you are forgiven. my turn, fred. >> fred: yes, seth. was in l.a. last month i didn't give you a call. i was only there for two days. >> fred: wow! [ laughter ] i actually wish you wouldn't have told me this. >> seth: i was in town real fast for a wedding. >> fred: will you give me a second to process this. [ light laughter ] you know, you caught me completely off guard, seth. >> seth: i'm -- i didn't think you would take this so hard. >> fred: you need to back off and give people the space they need to deal. [ light laughter ] >> seth: okay, take all the time you need. >> fred: you're forgiven. [ laughter ] my turn -- seth. >> seth: yes, fred. >> sometimes i just feel like -- i feel like it's not really a feeling. it's a sense. and i get a sense -- this sense that there is an underlying -- it's not me. it's not just me, you know. and it's just the way that -- it's how one would -- i think it's not -- [ light laughter ] it's not the chewing. it's bigger. it's bigger than that. it's like, overall. i'm trying to say i don't know, but i do know. and i

, fred. >> fred: yes seth. [ light laughter ] >> seth: i'm sorry that things have been so busy this week that we didn't get to go out to dinner even though i said we would. do you forgive me? [ light laughter ] >> fred: i hear you. [ laughter ] i understand. i'm insulted. but seth, you are forgiven. okay. my turn, seth. >> seth: yes, fred. >> seth i'm sorry that instead of baby sitting your newborn son ash and taking frisbie to the dogpark, i baby sat frisbie and took ash to the dog park. [ laughter ] >> seth: that was bad. >> fred: that was very, very bad. [ light laughter ] also in' ash to the vet, okay? [ light laughter ] so, everything is fine. he has worms. [ laughter ] probably contracted from that pomeranian he was playing with at the dog park. >> seth: my baby has worms? [ light laughter ] >> it's fine, okay? we're going to get him on some new kibble and it's going to be fine, okay? do you forgive me? >> seth: fred, you are forgiven. my turn, fred. >> fred: yes, seth. give you a call.

uh, it says, "fred, fred, fred, "fred, fred, fred, oh, fred, fred, fred." i told him, pop. you--you told him? told him what? look, pop, if we're gonna be together for the next 6 months, then we should try and be honest with each other. i overheard dr. goodman tell you that you only had 6 months to live. 6 months to live? so that's what all this tv and dinner's about. yeah, and from now on, pop, there's nothin' that's gonna be too good for you. nothin's too good for me? i couldn't do that. no, son, see, when i was at the doctor's office-- [telephone ringing] wait a minute, pop. i'll get it. see-- hello? oh, hi, rollo. hold on a minute. hey, pop, it's rollo. i'll take it in the kitchen. it's private. hey, rollo? yeah, look, i know you can do it, man. look, just--well, she's gonna be in town tomorrow night for a concert. now, just tell your cousin's friend to explain the situation to her. that's all. y--yeah. it'll be the biggest thing that ever happened to my pop, man. a date with lena horne. a date for me with lena horne? 'cause he thinks i'm gonna die. i better tell him. ..

si fred armisen. ? [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is -- good to hear. in that case let's get to the news. butterball turkey has set up it's annual thanksgiving hotline, where customers can call and ask for help. said one caller, "uh, how do you run a country?" [ laughter ] president obama pardoned two turkeys for thanksgiving today. "thanks, man", said the turkeys. [ light laughter ] donald trump yesterday formally offered ben carson the position of "secretary of the department of housing and urban development", which is the first time trump has ever tried to get a black person in to housing. [ light laughter ] this afternoon. said one macy's employee. [ breathing heavy ] [ light laughter ] "can i go home now?" [ laughter ] that's right, tomorrow is the macy's thanksgiving day parade, and if there's one thing that can cheer hillary up right now, it's ball

clear it up for me, fred. see, a stud racehorse-- now, that's a horse that when he get finish racing and you take him out to the farm, and then--and then they put some mares around him one night when the moon is mellow and they're full of hopes, and pretty-- see, it's like the birds and the bees. oh, yeah! now i got it! and every time wn wants to mate his mare with secretariat, they got to pay $100,000. good goobily goop. you see, if my horse can just get 2-3,000, i'll be rich. w. how--how often do you think he can do that? i figure every saturday night. or early sunday morning. [horse whinnying] listen, grady, he know the weekend's coming. say--say, fred, did you tell lamont about this? no. i'm gonna surprise him. how are you gonna surprise him? he's gonna see the horse as soon as he drives up on the truck. yeah. maybe i better hide him. well, it ain't easy to hide a horse, fred. nothing's easy for you, grady. that difficult problems become easy. oh. where you gonna hide him, fred? in the kitchen. you know--t

oh, fred! hello, donna. oh, fred. please, esther. my two favorite ladies out of a fairy tale: esther: well! beauty and the beast. why you want to insult me, fred sanford? have called you a pickle-headed, evil-doing heathen, but i didn't. that's right, fred, she didn't. and i could have called you a frog-eyed, fish-eating fool, but i didn't! and i could have called you a monkey-faced, fat-bottom gorilla, but i didn't. so now i will, you fat-bottom gorilla-faced ape. now, wait a minute now! this is a-- aunt esther, this is a welcome home party. everybody's here to have a good time. well, let's have a good time. what it is, pops. ask your mama what it is. i'll bet she don't even know. come on, pops. cheers. cheers? that what you want? yippee yippee yay yay! look who got out of jail today! come on, pops. you want some more? do you? all right. bim bam boom! hey, man, come on. come on. let bygones be bygones, man. no, let's let good-byes be good-byes. bye! bubba: hey, fred! nice seeing you, man. yeah, it's good to see you, bubba. and good

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uh, tell him, fred. well, see, the dancing zany, he's at the rehearsal hall-- bowlegs: and he'll be here tonight. yeah, i swear. he'll be here tonight, or else my name is not fred zanyford. wait, wait. look here. look here. watch this here again. look. yeah, he's walking! [laughing] fred, i know lamont ain't gonna want to do this. i know he ain't gonna want to do it. well, listen. i don't have to ask him what i want him to do. i'm gonna tell him what i want him to do. he is the dancing zany. [al groans] hey, he's sounding much better. think i'll go up and see how he's doing. [al groans louder] now, listen, lamont. i'm telling you i want you to do something. listen, lamont. would you do something for me? lamont, do me a favor, son. please? listen, i got something to tell you. now, when i'm talking to you... pfft! pfft! pfft! i want you to listen to me when i'm talking to you. when i tell you, this is what you do. that's all i want to hear. all right, pop. you got that? lamont: got it. oh, hi, son. uh-- wh

you got a mama, fred. whoop. oh, golly. where's your mama, fred? is your mom okay? whoop. whoop. golly, golly. [hooting] whoop, whoop. you got your phone number? ooh, golly. ooh. come here. let's call your mom. oh, golly. come here. sit down. oh, golly. hey. so how's it going? okay, i guess. yeah? that guy's pretty strange. guy with andy? seems like he's got some kind of private language. yeah, you'll get some of that-- people controlled from radio towers, time travelers. i guess he's pretty harmless. i think so. yeah. andy says he bit the heads off of his mother's birds, ling in okay? yeah. in general, yeah. yeah? 'cause, uh, i'm sure glad you're down here. i figured a rose was too much of a statement. an apple won't raise no eyebrows. thanks. - there's no answer. - whoop. whoop. all right, you wrote down your number, fred. is there anything else you want to write me? anything else you want to write about your mom? whoop. whoop. whoop. oh, golly. bobby, can you run what we got with sylvia? i gotta take a ride with fred. ooh! okay. you got that interview summary from that council

hi, fred. [louder] hi, fred! what? i said hi, fred. oh. i mean, was that wrong? i mean, i came over, so i said "hi" and "fred," what are you talking about? well, i'm talking about a person arriving in another person's yard and--and greeting that person with the word "hi" followed by his first name to wit hi, fred. hi, grady. oh, hi, fred. say, fred, how's lamont? he's not doing too good. he's at the clinic now. oh, wow. that's been going on for 2 weeks. you think he'd be better by now. who's he seeing today? he's seeing a psychiatrist. and for goodness sake, grady, don't say nothing to nobody. aw, fred, now wait a minute. you know i wouldn't say anything. well, that-- that's nothing to be ashamed of. we're all modern people, and we know that just because you see a psychiatrist, that doesn't mean that you're crazy. that's right. yeah. anyway, i'll see you a little later, fred. and when lamont comes home, tell him that i said, "hiya, cuckoo." i think i see a pattern here. oh, yeah? what is it? you've never felt comfortable lying on that couch, have you? no, no, no,

don't worry fred, don't worry. you'll think of something, and i know, whatever it is, it will be brilliant. brilliant! ok. brilliant. how's this? mm-hmm. we put on some afro wigs and go down there disguised incognito. fred, that's dumb. say, grady, uh, do you know why you're my friend? no. all right, grady, see, you just be cool and follow me. but fred, this is dumb. this is dumb, dumb, dumb! good afternoon, gentlemen, may i help you? why, sure, lady, but i think you'd better put some clothes on before you get ready. sir, i'm over here. oh, i see. you could see a lot better if you took off those glasses. oh, no, you see, i'm an airline pilot and i gotta protect my eyes. now, aren't you a little old for that kind of thing? are you kidding? up there in the wild blue yonder, i'm known as the gray eagle. and this is my co-pilot. that's right. i'm known as the brown pigeon. ll, if you don't mind, we'd like to browse around just a little bit. fine. when you're ready, louise will help you. did you hear that, grady? louise

fred sanford. your age? 40. would you repeat that, please? fred sanford. how old did you say you were? 50. education? uh, yes indeed. how much, mr. sanford? well, i figure about 60 bucks a day. no, no, no. how much education have you had? did you go to college? almost. high school? you're getting closer. junior high? how about junior low? i see. do you have a trade? how much will you give me for this whistle? just what kind of work were you expecting? well, i don't want nothing too messy, you know, like brain surgery. i don't want that. no problem. and see, airline pilotry, that's out. mm...mr. sanford, let's be realistic. you are totally lacking in the education and/or skills necessary to qualify for most of our placement opportunities. to say nothing of your age, which falls well outside the optimum actuarial median. well, thank you very much. now, look here, sister. give it to me straight. i have one job open for you as a hydro automotive maintenance technician. well, that sounds good. where is it? the jiffy car wash. happy wiping. heh heh heh heh. happ

yeah, but listen, fred... i feel so low... listen, fred... and despondent. fred. i mean, jeez, i'm just depressed. well, listen, fred, the--the swingin' satler sisters i ain't never felt this good. what? the satler sisters comin' over here? yeah, yeah. when they comin' over? well, any minute now. well, let's get together-- get some party stuff together. well, now, i got the party stuff. i went out and got some potato chips and a bag of pretzels and, a... a--a whole bottle of silver sec, and i even got us some cigars, so that we can offer the ladies our tiparillos. what we'll do, we'll sit down and pour us a little drink so when they get here, we be lookin' cool. yeah, and suav?. yeah, and swave. yeah! ha ha ha! [knock on door] there they are. our little pigeons. right on time. 2 little pretty pigeons. comin'. comin', pretty pigeons. welcome, my two lovely pigeons. hey, grady, it must be magic. our 2 pretty pigeons turned into an ugly buzzard. just as i thought. drinkin', smokin', and wallowin' in a snake pit of evil. listen, cobra face... what are you doin' here a

>> fred: love it.ou watching" and i'll name one or two shows, then i say to fred, "what shows are you watching" and you say, "all of them." >> fred: everything. yes. >> seth: you claim you watch every television show that airs at any given time. >> fred: every episode. >> seth: and i -- i claim that's impossible. >> fred: no, it's very possible. >> seth: okay, that means it's time once again for "fred armisen's extremely accurate tv recap." ♪ >> seth: so, here's how this works, i try to prove that fred is lying when he says he watches every show. i'm going to name the title of the show and fred's going to tell us what's it about. what it's about. "masha and the bear." >> fred: "masha and the bear." "masha and the bear." >> seth: uh-huh. [ light laughter ] >> fred: you know "masha and the bear?" >> seth: i do not. that's why i asked you. >> fred: i told you about "masha and the bear," didn't i -- >> seth: you did not. >> fred: didn't i say something? >> seth: no, i don't think so. >> fred: the pilot is

nobody misuses fred sanford. i know how to handle this thing, i'll just call that old clancy fitzgerald down there and when i get through being mean and lean like joe green, i'll watch him crumble under my pressure. - count, count. - eight, nine, 10, 11, 11, 11, 11... - 12! - eight, nine, 10, 11, 11, 11, 12. - that's fine. - oh, hi, grady. - how you doing? - oh, fine. - how do you like this ring that i borrowed from the "y"? - hey, grady, what are all these people doing here? - oh, those are fight fans, and they paid 50 cents to watch junior work out. - you mean to tell me they paid 50 cents to watch him skip rope? grady, they can go down to the schoolyard and see it for free. - hey, buddy. he's been jumping rope for half an hour. how about some action? - [yerby] hi, lamont. ht promoter, got your fight canceled. - he did what? where is he? - [lamont] in the house. - fred, what did you do? - shh! yerby, i'm concentrating on the schedule for junior's personal appearance tour. - tour? - right. i figure we can cover

fred armisen. ?? cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening everybody i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how are we all doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. according to reports incoming chief of staff reince priebus tried to get donald trump to cancel today's meeting with "the new york times" because trump could face questions he wasn't cancelled yesterday's meeting with "highlights magazine." [ laughter ] president obama today awarded 21 people with the presidential medal of freedom. said obama, "you're free! quick, go before he sees you." [ light laughter ] donald trump has begun outlining the first issues he plans to tackle while in office including a $1 trillion plan to improve airports, bridges and roads. roads, where we're going, we won't need roads. [ light laughter ] donald trump said this afternoon that he was surprised one of his top picks for secretary of defense is

you've got a-- fred: oh, no! oh, no. no! fred: oh, no! gilman, the saloon, under the-- ralph, get them! the hotel! the first potted palm on the right! blake: i got it! the third... stall... ?? you lost, mr. kettle. you never were on my side, were you? you-- i'll tell ya what, though. i'll buy you a drink. to vera and all her sisters. at 12 noon, it was over. the three bombs had been found and disarmed. and seemed almost happy to settle down. how's he doing? meh... ralph: mr. gilman, maybe you can tell me how that fella's watch got set ahead. oh, how 'bout some, uh, coffee, ralph? n understand about the clock in the wall gettin' set ahead, but i can't under- oh, i am sorry, ralph. ralph: but i still can't understand how-- tenner: you'll learn a lot of things working around a saloon. you never know when one of 'em will come in handy. yeah, but i still-- what time is it, ralph? eh? well.. hey, where's my watch? as i always say: the best laid plans of mice and men. what do you always say, hoby? what's the trouble? he tried running away, sheri

we can find fred now. otherwise, you are in the way of a freight train, you understand? - you can be an accomplice to a grand larceny, maybe worse. - wait. was doin' legitimate business. what kinda business? s-some diamond thing. and he hopped into your car, and with the door open you lay 50 feet of rubber-- that's you knowin' how legitimate this whole thing was? i-i didn't know it was the cops. he said someone was tryin' to rip him off. - i swear. i'm not his partner, and i wasn't his wheel man. - who's he workin' with now? - his girlfriend, alice. - and where's she at? - she bailed out. he said they weren't gettin' along. - when's the last you saw her? - last week. - where's fred now? he hopped out at a stop light. i swear. art, tell us where to find him, okay? because if he gets away, you go to jail. w. i-i can't help you with the girl, but if he's got those diamonds stashed, i could show you where. - he's got a stash in his apartment? - i helped him to put it there. he said it was for bein' in the diam

is fred still in st. louis? yeah, fred's still in st. louis. good. i'll say a prayer for the state of missouri. yeah. well, what can i do for you, chester? oh, yeah. what can i do for you? well, with fred gone, i'd like to bring my bible group over here for a meeting. w--well, why do you want to bring them over here? i have to. our usual meetin' place has been condemned. oh, gee whiz. i'm sorry to hear that. yes, we all were, especially sister hannah. she was the one who fell through the floor. fell through the floor? mmm, mmm, mmm. i sure hope she wasn't hurt too bad. no. she busted her hip. lucky for her, she got a lot of hip. but the poor thing is walkin' crooked like this. grady: mmm, mmm, mmm. so that's why this place would be just fine, since that heathenous fred isn't here. oh. well, you see, um... i'm afraid you can't have your bible meetings here. and he said if you were to come over here askin' about having a bible meeting, that i was to say no. so i'm sayin' no. look, sucker... the lord sent this heavenly opportunity to put some holiness i

fred, what is it about? [ light laughter ] >> fred: it's a casino. it's a casino drama and the editing is great. it's like a lot of like the spinning wheel and the cards and the sort of like you see las vegas all the casinos, like, you kn, it'sike so fast pace. and like people are up all night. and they're coming in and there's like a lot of the dealers are there. a lot of like poker faces. a lot of poker faces. >> seth: a lot of poker faces. [ laughter ] >> fred: you know, like they're just people who you can't read their emotions. >> fred: you don't know what they have. you don't know what they're holding so they have like aces, jokers, you know -- >> seth: i know e cards. [ laughter ] >> fred: you know the cards, yeah. all of them. so, they're just holding them. but, they don't know what the other one has so they just sort of lay them down and they're like, you know, "i'm out" or whatever. i fold. i fold. [ laughter ] so, "masha and the bear," it's one of the casinos. >> seth: there's a casino called "masha and the bear." that does not seem like a

>> fred: there's more dialogue. >> seth: oh. >> fred: so, and -- so yeah, and horses. and at the beginning they're making the horses out of, you know, like they're just sort of -- >> seth: exactly like "west world." >> fred: yeah. and so then and all these other people, like do they have to go in and like check up on the robots. >> seth: okay, -- so you said the dialogue is better. can you give me an example of sort of what west world dialogue would be and then what the "indian summer" version would -- >> fred: okay, so "west world" is like "i don't know everything seems so different now." but like, so on "indian summer" they were like, "i think in my where i can't hold it in any longer." what did you say? i said "things have drastically changed so much that i can't hold it in any longer." >> seth: so they say, everything's longer and twice. >> fred: and twice. just so you can really hear it. and i -- personally i love it. i think it's going great. >> seth: that's great. well according to and no offense here is a description -- >> fred: i'm not offended. >> seth: of "i

aww, fred. fred, aww. fred! what's the matter with you? what's the matter with you, grady? you sick? [crying] oh, fred. here's a toilet right here. but please use the one down the hall. no, fred. your son told me that you were in here with a bad heart. it, fred? what are you talking about, grady? first there was wardell jackson die. and then junior cooper died. they say it comes in 3's, fred. i guess you're number 3. [crying] grady, will you shut up and listen to me? i'm not sick. oh, goodness. that's just what eelie who magee said he yelled right out, "i am not sick!" and he rolled right outta that bed and died. listen, grady. listen, grady. maybe you didn't hear me last time. now, listen to me clear, you hear? i'm only gonna say it one more time. i am not sick. well, once they get you in here, they'll find something wrong with you. and they'll put it right on that chart there at the foot of your bed. now, look, grady. you better go ahead and leave, now, you hear? 'cause you're really makin' me sick. [crying] ok, fred. i--i'll go on. but, fred, let me look at ya one more t

i was gonna ask, uh, uh, fred to come over here, but fred d't reay enjoy sitting here, too much, in the spotlight, because it's, really, too far away from his refreshments. [ ughter >>s azg what life of modation in ahis can . i-isn'thoug i t clean living. i donh.>>'s ts, tonight, ad somothematerial >> ready, 'cause he goes thh fder, so whad to put this phony stuff in. but we'd likto givyou a brief summary of fred'fe in show business. and we copied down some of the more interesting-- >> mmm-hmm. >> things that happened to him. september 27th, 1910-- i already told ya-- fred is born, in lh is nhe that hll wakup, naked,in t. [ ughter ] peter lassally. [ laughter ] 1928, backstage, at the ziegfeld follies, 18-year-old fred sees his first naked woman and makes a major career decision-- he wants to be a naked woman, too. [ laughter ] [ applause ] 1932, young fred screws up his courage and asks a young lady for her hand.?c on planehethe no barf ba [ some laughter ]lahter ] he hasever experienced, in his young life-- gin, without that strange bathtub ring aftertaste. cheap hustler on the make.