that frisbee hit her in the nose. [ laughter ] an errant frisbee.icking, frolicking." threw the frisbee. she's sitting there spinning around, spinning around. next think you know, bonk. like a cartoon character. and i mean, it shut that thing down. army of people came over, "are you all right? are you all right?" this one bodyguard came marching up to me. i was like, "oh, this is the end. this is how i die. this is how i die. tell my mama i love her." but she kept going. she's a trooper. but i was not asked to do any more mariah carey videos. [ laughter ] >> seth: and you also, nobody asked you to play ultimate frisbee either. >> not yet. i wonder if there will be an "snl" skit. [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: you're doing something with disney. tell me about that. >> yes. i've been doing some voice-over stuff. i had this great series on disney xd called "wander over yonder," created by the same guy who did "the power puff girls." and that's a real treat. so check it out. "wander over yonder." the character feels a lot like me. >> seth: well, it'

it works like a frisbee better than they expected. it stuck to the neighbor's house across the street. they think it's the funniest thing in the world. >> what is that neighbor going to think? is that a pizza? on the side of my house? >> the pizza guy got the wrong place. >> that is such a dude video. >> hey, pal, i've got a firework. light it and pretend it's a cigarette. this ought to go well. >> not a huge explosion, but enough to make him go ow. watch in slow motion. >> it's going to burn inside his nose something rotten. >> really? really? >> i know right? >> i've got a couple of amazing animal releases. we start and go to india. you see a small dog wrapped by a python. >> that is a dog and that is a python? >> yes. it does not appear to be moving. you're thinking that dog is done for. no no. this dog is not done for. reports say it was the dog's owner with the branch of that tree politely asking that python to let his dog go. the python is like okay i'll let him go. the dog gets up oh i guess i lost that one. >> shoo shoo. the d

oh, wait, this is my dog, frisbee. hi, frisbee, what did you do?le i'm stephen colbert's dog. [ laughter ] you are stone cold bitch frisbee. [ cheers and applause ] that was "extreme dog shaming." we'll be right back with curtis "50 cent" jackson! ♪ ♪ the mercedes-benz winter event is back, with the perfect vehicle that's just right for you, no matter which list you're on. [ho, ho, ho, ho] lease the 2015 ml 350 for $579 a month at your local mercedes-benz dealer. but add brand new belongings from nationwide and we'll replace stolen or destroyed items with brand-new versions. making sure every season is the season of giving. just another way we put members first. join the nation ♪ nationwide is on your side with t-mobile and iphone 6 you can make wi-fi calls beyond the reach of cellular networks. hey brandon what's up? so you can talk from down here. smile for grandma! or text pictures from up here. ok, there we go, should we send a photo? you can even make calls, way over here. talk and text over wi-fi, with wi-fi calling on iphone 6. only from t-m

sheridan as you can see, loves walks on the beach, loves to play frisbee. sheridan is going to undergo surgery because sheridan suffers from osteosarcoma. she has bone cancer. her owners put together this video. they have video of sheridan enjoying life. here is sheridan at the hospital about to under go the amputation. they are cutting off that leg to prevent further pain and slow the spread of the cancer. this is sheridan coming out. >> must be very strange. there is no way you can explain. anyone else, any human being going through this surgery, they are going through it knowing what is coming out. a dog is waking up going -- >> sheridan starts moving around. >> she seems just fine. >> just happy as can be. >> let me get out of here. >> one thing sheridan had to undergo was chemotherapy. he had six treatments. hug me. he is a resilient pooch. this is sheridan now. >> that slowed him down a little bit. >> this is a beautiful story of resilience of hope. >> like i said if you don't like this there is something wrong with you. >>> you are watching some of o

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it also sounds like throw me.org, which is not a real site but would be if we owned a frisbee companyot know me or show me or throw me. it's something else me.org, which i would never and could never say on television. but trust me, i mean, trust me, this story has blown up. it may be a blow to his reputation. when a story blows up like this, the first stinkt that blows through our news room is to request a comment from the congressman himself. and here it is, quote. prior to serving in congress, mr. farenthold operated a computer consulting company that routinely bought domain names, including the one in question. which, let the record reflect, this show has not said out loud. the domain name has never been used, and mr. farenthold has no intention to renew it. no intention to renew it. but he did, yeah, it's his. there you have it. the conservative texas tea party congressman does currently own rhymes with flow me.org, but his office says he'll soon be relinquishing his rights to that name. well, blow me down. that does it for us tonight. see inherently funny,.com. we own explore ne

throwing frisbees at a certain techno contributor. what you notice about this generation, this class of student, are they more sophisticated for technological understand, and are they appreciate and is there a cultural shift going on. >> i think there's a cultural shift. when i was at high school, being suicide. >> reporter: today, students involved in this programme are graduating with honours, many universities. >> i'm thinking dismiss, a military academy. i'm interested with what the round. >> i'm looking at berkeley. >> i'd like to be a maths teacher, come back and help this, mentor. make a difference. >> what i love is that girls are front and center here, and they - i love that part. the team is a 50/50 split of boys and girls. they have literally been ladies nights with the robot. >> they took their knowledge to china, and got to share it and experience. >> they didn't know how to articulate what they saw and felt. it was awesome, the food was weird. and the number one thing that i - that was so powerful in that moment was how

now, as many of you know, i love my dog frisbee.night, my dog frisbee and i -- >> oh, wait, wait, wait. excuse me, seth. >> seth: uh -- yeah? yeah, can i help you? >> is that it? no more topical jokes? [ laughter ] aren't you missing a news story there, seth? >> seth: well -- uh -- you know, i'm sure i missed some. we can't make fun of everything. >> well, this is a pretty big one, seth. i think everybody in this audience is waiting for you to tell a bill cosby joke. [ cheers and applause ] right? that's what i'm saying. >> seth: it's not really something -- it's not really something i want to make light of. >> oh, i get it. you scared? [ laughter ] little too nervous to make a bill cosby joke? that ice a little to thin for you, there, sethy? [ laughter ] >> seth: no, it's not that. it's just, it's a really delicate issue. >> oh, i get it, i get it. tough call. touchy, touchy, dicey area. and i know what the nbc brass is telling you, "play it safe." because if you want to walk that bill cosby tightrope, joke's got to be on the right

>> seth: frisbee. >> and it's a girl? >> seth: yeah, it's a girl, yeah. >> does she do tricks?eth: she jumps into the tub to go to the bathroom which is literally the greatest trick. >> wait a minute. what? >> seth: yeah, we lay -- we put a pad in the tub. and she just, like, hops in. >> what do you do if you want to take a bath? >> seth: oh, we don't take baths. [ laughter ] oh! no. that's -- because that's the dog's toilet. >> got it. [ laughter ] wow. that's pretty -- that's pretty impressive. >> seth: yeah. we have a beautiful claw-footed dog's toilet. [ laughter ] >> oh, my god! >> seth: it's great. yeah, it's a beautiful -- >> but that's nice because then you don't have to, like, wake up in the middle of the night if the dog has to go out. >> seth: absolutely, no. i mean, i wake up in the middle of the night because she sleeps in bed with us -- >> she does. >> seth: so i'm like, "hey, how are you? i love you." [ laughter ] >> yeah. mikey sleeps in my bed with me, too. and has to be touching me. >> seth: oh, that's really cute. >> yeah. but i don't -- yeah. i was going to

i would like to, but i can't read or write since i fell off that ladder trying to get the frisbee outf the tree. so, it's a hand turkey. >> hopefully i make it through the evening. >> yeah, you will. yeah, you will, neighbor. we'll text later. >> no, we won't. wow. >> like bill cosby says, you got to go to sleep sometime. i brought this for us. gravy. you know, we just -- spill a little gravy for our dead pilgrims. hit that. >> i'm allergic, man. >> i'm thankful for my family, for guiding me and helping me. and i'm thankful that they're always supporting me. >> i'd like to say i'm thankful for plastic sheets and ointment. i'm thankful for the grownup magazine section at the liquor store and i'm thankful for mistrials. and i'm thankful for this little lady right here. we've been together a long time. >> no -- >> it took your tent. >> what's going to happen is i'm going to end up taking this guy down. >> excuse me, stay out of my tent! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, jake. jake byrd, everybody, enjoying some gravy. tonight on the show, we have music from chase rice. nascar

his website also sounds like throw me.org, which is not a real site, but would be if we owned a frisbeeompany. it's not know me, show me, throw me. it is something else me.org, which i would never and could never say on television. trust me, the story has blown up. it may be a blow to his reputation. and when a story blows up like this, the first thing that blows through our newsroom is to request a comment from the congressman. and here it is. quote, before being in congress he operated a consulting company that routinely bought domain names including the one in question. let the record reflect, this show has not said out loud. the domain name has never been used, and mr. farenthold has no intention to renew it. no intention to renew it. no intention to renew it. but he did, yeah, it's his. so there you have it. the congressman from texas does currently own, rhymes with flow me.org. but his office says he will soon be relinquishing his rights to that name. relinquishing his rights. >>> good morning. on "first look"man hunt. pennsylvania officials are looking for this man in connection

frisbees and rope pulls are also favorites. and who can resist a brand-new ball?at might spend time with you if you give him the right dangling toys and he'll get some exercise. when your pets are alone they can stay occupied with a toy that delivers a treat, toys that contain tasty bits or rubber toys with a little peanut but the er inside. but keep them clean. for cats, catnip is a classic choice. kittens and old er cats aren't that interested. the for kitties, little balls with bells inside are fun. both cats and dogs find plush animals comforting, squeaky insides are a plus. but here are some safety caut n cautions. if your dog is aggressive, don't give him plush animals. i might swallow the stuffing. and as for cats -- >> your cat is so don't leave out toys with feathers, strings, eyeballs or bells he can chew off and swallow. and when toys start to fall apart, toss them. and buy your kitty something new. >> reporter: it might not really matter what's inside the box. there's a reason. there are nearly a million youtube videos of cats jumping into them. "consu

his website also sounds like throw me.org, which is not a real site, but would be if we owned a frisbee company. it is something else me.org, which i would never and could never say on television. trust me, the story has blown up. it may be a blow to his reputation, and when a story blows up like this, the first thing that blows through our newsroom is to request a comment from the congressman. quote, before being in congress he operated a consulting company that routinely bought domain names including the one in question. the domain name has never been used, and mr. farenthold has no intention to renew it. but he did, yeah, it's his. so there you have it. the congressman from texas does currently own, rhymes with flow me.org. well, blow me down. that does it. good evening, lawrence. i'm very sorry. it's the news. >>> so, you know, rachel, something else me.com just went. as soon as you said it, someone bought it, if you don't own it. >> sorry, that was gross.com is already taken. we checked. >> thank you, rachel. >>> well, today bill cosby's wife made her first statement about her husb

his website also sounds like throw me.org, which is not a real site, but would be if we owned a frisbeestory has blown up. it may be a blow to his reputation, and when a story blows up like this, the first thing that blows through our newsroom is to request a comment from the congressman. quote, before being in congress he operated a consulting company that routinely bought domain names including the one in question. the domain name has never been used, and mr. farenthold has no intention to renew it. but he did, yeah, it's his. so there you have it. the congressman from texas does currently own, rhymes with flow me.org. well, blow me down. that does it. good evening, lawrence. i'm very sorry. it's the news. >>> so, you know, rachel, something else me.com just went. as soon as you said it, someone bought it, if you don't own it. >> sorry, that was gross.com is already taken. we checked. >> thank you, rachel. >>> well, today bill cosby's wife made her first statement about her husband's situation. and today it was australia's turn to fight the war on terror. >> heavily armed police are p

frisbees and rope pulls are also favorites. who can resist a brand new ball?of cat might spend time with you if you give him the right dangling toys and he will get some exercise. when your pets are alone, they can stay occupied with a toy that delivers a treat. balls that contain tasty bits or rubber toys with a little peanut butter inside but keep them clean. for cats, catnip is a classic choice. kittens and older cats aren't that interested but the middle set, watch out. for kitties, little balls with bells inside are fun. both cats and dogs find plush animals comforting. squeaky insides are a plus. here are some safety cautions. if your dog is aggressive don't give him plush animals. he might swallow the stuffing. as for cats -- >> your cat is curious. don't leave out toys with feathers, strings, ribbons, eyeballs or bells he chew off and swallow. when toys start to fall apart, toss them. buy your kitty something new. >> reporter: it might not really matter what's inside the box. there's a reason. there are nearly a million youtube videos of cats jumping i

throw me the frisbee." [ laughter ] but, with the chimpanzee attacks, can you imagine the horror?d -- face and crotch! they get your jaw, so that you can't fight them. that's what they do and then they go for the crotch. [ laughter ] but seriously. who wants to have sex at this point? not me. because like i said, i've been married for the last 13 years. [ laughter and applause ] thank you very much. thank you. i appreciate it. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we'll be right back to talk to kevin nealon! more with kevin. that's right, a lot more with kevin nealon. come on back this time. we're gonna talk with kevin. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ (vo) nourished. rescued. protected. given new hope. during the subaru "share the love" event, subaru owners feel it, too. because when you take home a new subaru, we donate 250 dollars to helping those in need. we'll have given 50 million dollars over seven years. love. it's what makes a subaru, a subaru. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody, we're hanging out with kevin nealon. thank you very much for doing

throw me the frisbee." [ laughter ] but, with the chimpanzee attacks, canou imagine the horror?round -- face and crotch! they get your ja so that you can't fight em. that's what they do d then they go for the crotch. [ laughter ] but seriously. who wants to have sex at this point? not me. because like i said, i've been married for the last 13 years. [ laughter and applause ] thank you very much. thank you. i appreciate it. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we'll be right back to talk to kevin nealon! more with kevin. that right, a lot more with kevin nealon. come on back this time. we're gonna talk with kevin. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ trading-in or selling your car, truck or suv? webuyanycar.com takes the hassle out of selling in just 3 easy steps. one, get your free online valuation. two, book an appointment. and three, pick up a check at your nearest buying center. ♪ find out how much your car is worth ♪ ♪ at webuyanycar.com wi-fi access in more places then ever before. all your favorites in the cloud and on every device. a home you control with the touch of a fi

use it as a frisbee. >> what do you think of a usb if you didn't know what it was? >> i don't know.there's a cover story on bob and the empire of tech the company's stock skyrocketed this year up 24%. with more on this story and other matters that we are watching in the new year is the writer of the piece. senior writer at fortune. >> goods morning, glad to be here. >> three questions what's going on at disney. obviously, the stock on a huge run. they had a huge run. the question mark over the company is, can it continue? >> can it continue? i think so. at least for the foreseeable future. it's a diversified country. there's espn abc, the parks and resorts it runs animation, and they've got a lot coming up in the pipeline too. i mean, espn amazing, such brand loyalty. it is thee reason a lot of people still subscribe to kalecable. unbundling is the trend, espn is safe when it comes to that for the future. they got a park opening up in china for the first time. the shanghai disney land park. you know the animation side there's new pixar movies coming out. there's a "stars wars" film