i want to be frodo. i want to be sam, luke. years back, i was watching my kids be all in on these huge clashes and end of the world type stories and i'm like, i'm not teaching them what i teach everyone else? the power of god to transform? what's my problem? i'm cheating my kids, and, by the way, when they can learn the language of -- whatever the languages of the elves, they learn "star trek" languages and i'm think, i'm not teaching them the language of scripture, and telling them, you are frodo. the world is coming to an end and you're going to have to battle against forces that are going to be difficult. but stay away from -- don't put the ring of power on. stay focused on jesus. okay. i'm not following all that. i understand we got age range issues and stuff. it's all good the point is, i think we're cheating our children. i think we are acting as though they don't get -- they don't want to be in a spiritual battle. but what is interesting, my brother-in-law is a missionary in brazil, and he wife is brazilian, and they're