so fun. so fun, so cute. i love glenn close.t class," the beautiful zoe kravitz is stopping by! [ cheers and applause ] the number one movie. number one. oh. also, animal expert jeff musial is here. [ cheers and applause ] he's got a bunch of cool-looking animals. consider yourself warned. okay? something might get loose. it's happened before with this guy. i do worry about jeff musial. and, i can't believe we have -- i can't believe that this is happening tonight. one of my favorite singers of all time and piano players and performers and just -- he's a legend. joe jackson is here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] joe jackson. joe jackson. tall dude. >> steve: tall. >> jimmy: joe jackson's tall. >> steve: he's a tall drink of water. >> jimmy: what, he's like 6'8" or something? >> questlove: uh, yeah. >> jimmy: he's something like that. he's tall. but he's like -- he's like. you know, joe jackson's tall, and he's like -- ♪ is she really going out with him ♪ ♪ is she -- is she really ♪ ♪ but if my eyes don't deceive me ♪ ♪ there

. >> it was pretty fun. it was good. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. i don't know if that would be fun for me. then you have this. look at this. this is a dvd with a little extras called "high maintenance," miranda cosgrove, and what's cool with this, you do a song with rivers cuomo? >> yeah. >> jimmy: from weezer? >> i love weezer. i was freaking out when i got to do a song with him. >> jimmy: how did that come around about? >> you know, i'm actually friends with the producer doctor luke who's worked with him a lot. he introduced me -- >> jimmy: luke that used to play the guitar on "saturday night live?" >> yeah. so he introduced me, and then i got to do a song with him. >> jimmy: that's awesome. i'm so excited. can't wait to hear it. i want to hear the song. you are on tour now? >> i'm getting ready to go on tour. >> jimmy: a tour bus? >> yes. i didn't get the unicorn with the segue on the side. >> jimmy: i thought that was a great idea. i said airbrush, a unicorn riding a segue. you didn't get that? >> no, i didn't get that. it was all black. but th

so it is fun. we laugh. we have so much fun together.e best. >> you really don't know -- i've said it more than once before. age really is just a number. you really don't know how long you've got. how long does the average marriage last? >> i think groucho marx said you're only as old as the woman you feel. >> i didn't say that. those are the lines they lay on me. >> is that true, hef? you feel these young ladies keep you feeling young? >> i do think -- yes, i think without question a relationship with a younger does keep you alive, yes, certainly. >> i mean, no offense to you, but fidelity has never been your strong point. when you say your vows to crystal, are you actually going to mean them? >> oh, yes. >> can you imagine being faithful to her? >> i was married -- my last marriage, which was not successful, i was faithful to her. >> so you actually are going to be genuinely faithful to crystal? >> yes, absolutely. >> really? >> what happens to all the other women in the mansion? >> they still come around. every weekend. everyone's the

what a fun career that you have. it's so fun. what are you going to play?rodo's not in the hobbit, though is he? >> no. so, basically the deal is -- >> jimmy: they're rewriting it. [ laughter ] >> they're doing -- cause ian holm is coming back as the older bilbo as well. >> jimmy: oh yeah. >> so i think they're going to do kind of a bookend thing. cause bilbo essentially wrote "the hobbit." "it's there and back again, a hobbit's tale." you see him writing the book. so, i think it's going to be something with me seeing him write the book and then it will go into the -- the story. >> jimmy: are you psyched to get back to new zealand? is that where you're doing it? is it -- ? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and getting into the whole costume and all that stuff and -- >> it's so surreal. it's an opportunity you that don't often get. it feels like a 12 year like family anniversary or something. >> jimmy: has it been 12 years? >> it's been 12 years since we went -- since i went to new zealand for the first time. >> jimmy: is that right? >> it's been eight years since the last

it's a very fun voice. so with support of grisanti and his fellow republican steven salan gay marriage passed and of course you know with that means. >> the city estimates the new law will bring more than $180 million to the state in the next three years. >> jon: ladies and gentlemen, all right. also cashing in the perfect time to roll out my new jon stewart brand tuxedos. all the elegance of a tuxedo but with the flattering physique. >> (cat yowling). >> jon: indeed. fray fry's decision brings the total number of states permitting gay marriage to 7. 41 other states still have laws on the books explicitly banning same sex marriage. it's why many gay activists are looking for federal action to achieve national marriage equality. last thursday barack obama addressed that very question. >> i have long believed that the so-called defense of marriage act ought to be repealed. >> jon: hear, hear, yeah! i assume the president's problem with the defense of marriage act is that it should be a federal law in support

it was fun. >> jimmy: that was so fun.u. >> jimmy: oh my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] come on! come on! ♪ >> thank you. >> jimmy: that was the best! couldn't happen to a cooler dude. >> aw, thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: i'm so happy. >> timing is definitely everything. >> jimmy: i mean, it's perfect, right? exactly. you're coming on the show and winning -- crush like that. and you have your kids now. >> oh yeah. i mean, having ella there -- leo wasn't there, you know. he's still so young. trying to get his sleep schedule is tough. >> jimmy: he's watches a mobile going around. [ light laughter ] >> that's right. >> jimmy: and in the lead, it's a sheep. it's a -- [ laughter ] >> the engine puts him to sleep so maybe we should have had him there. no, it was an amazing day. what a great team effort. i mean, to be able to win and have ingrid and ella there to celebrate in victory lane. it was awesome. >> jimmy: i'm so happy for you, buddy. and you got -- i mean, that team that goes in there just -- i mean, you know, people go, "

like, i've had mad tv make fun of the way i look, and very funny. like, they had a bill clinton character referring to me, thinking i was a guy. like, alex borstein, who does an amazing impression of me which i think is hilarious, and bill clinton-- we were doing politically incorrect in the sketch. and he kept saying, "you be quiet, fella," like that, like he was-- now, that's very funny, and i really loved it. and i think that that's great. it was creative, and it was funny, and-- but when joan rivers makes fun of people--not just me. i take issue with the fact that she makes fun of everybody. it's not just me. i'm not--i don't care, you know? but when she oinks at me and camryn manheim and rosie o'donnell and all these other wonderful women, she really feeds into the sexism of our culture. thank you for joining us today. as long as i could get my own nasty comments in. that's what this is all about. we still think you're topical and talented. topical, talented, and terrific. oh, great. thanks for being here. thanks for having me. captioning provi

gonna have some fun? all right, we'll see you out there, all right? have fun! >> warming up! whoo! i'm so nervous! let's go! come on. ♪ >> love is in the air. the kupd shuffle. ♪ ♪ that was so much fun. good job! good job! >> thank you so much you guys! that was awesome! high five, good job! le. >> thank you. >> great job. >> see you later. >> that was tiring. >> every baseball game looks better if you're eating a hot dog. yum. >> thanks for joining us, i'm erika. this is the field report, minor league edition. product recalls to home buying tips, government car auctions to finding a new job, whether you have information to get or ideas to give, go to the official source, usa.gov >> this report is brought to you by the national road safety foundation. last week, we introduced you to lauren. she's the winner of the drive to life contest. as part of her prize she got to work with an award-winning production company to shoot and edit her psa on distracted driving. now it's time for her and her director to present the video to the national road safety foundation. >> as you know, i came

"fun and" is crossed out. they're going to have morgan freeman in them -- >> jimmy: well, yeah. >> or that are going to be, like, great classics, this book won't help you for that. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no. don't read this. >> no, no, no, no. we have no advice on how to do anything -- we've written some -- you know, we wrote like "herby fully loaded." [ applause ] no, no, no, no, no. don't clap for that. don't clap. you don't need to clap for that. >> jimmy: i feel like i should. i felt like i should. >> thank you. we got fired when we wouldn't make the car smile. >> jimmy: is that right? >> that's 100% accurate. we got in a big fight about not making the car smile. and then they're like, "and you know what? out you go." >> jimmy: that was the one thing? >> that was one -- that was one of the big things, yeah. but, there's a lot of practical -- >> i mean, you wrote "taxi" that i was in. [ cheers and applause ] [ rhythmic clapping ] >> jimmy: here's the thing, it is still good. it's still good. h

what a fun movie. >> the best. >> jimmy: was it so fun filming?ndon-covey. melissa mccartney is out of control. >> jimmy: --from "mike and molly." >> yeah. >> jimmy: -- destroys in this movie. rose burn. >> rose burn. ellie kemper. it was -- it was pretty awesome. it was like last summer. everybody was having fun. we got to laugh all day. and everybody got so stupid and so goofy in it. and every -- >> jimmy: every joke lands. i love all the great jokes. you guys have such good chemistry. obviously you know each other. but basically, the premise of it is you're getting married. >> yeah, i'm getting married and kristin plays my best friend from childhood and then i ask her to be my maid of honor and so -- she's having a hard time in life so it's a lot of pressure. >> jimmy: yeah, it's like trying to be cool as the maid of honor, and all of these girls are trying to outdo each other. who's got the cooler dress. who looks better in the dress. who's gives the better speech. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it gets insane. >> it gets crazy and ridiculous and funny. >

it's going to about fun show. it's going to be a fun show tonight. hey, this is really interesting. new study found that cleaning your house can increase stress. [ light laughter ] yeah. but so can hiring someone else to do it for you. just ask maria shriver. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] she is stressed. she is stressed out. she is stressed out. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: speaking of maria shriver, i read that she could end up with over $100 million from her divorce from arnold schwarzenegger. yeah. yeah, maria deserves that. i mean, she was his devoted wife and mother to at least 40% of his children. so, i mean, she deserves something. [ laughter ] i don't know want what to make of this. herman cain, the former ceo of godfather's pizza, announced that he is running for president. [ light laughter ] yeah. and this is cool. if his campaign isn't over in 30 minutes or less, you get your pizza for free. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ fake italian accent ] >> steve: "oh, it's a pizza pie! whoa! ooh, a pizza pie!" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, i know why. i know why every

as long as you're having fun and having fun is the most important.f it ever becomes not fun for you, then, you know, stop. >> talk about a family that really rocks! for more information on michael and marisa, visit our website. >>> that wraps up our show, but we'll be back with more "teen kids news." >> thanks for joining us, and have a great week! >>> write to us at info@teenkidsnews.com. of the best of europe. venice seems to be every italy connoisseur's... prague has always been beautiful... germany... the irish civilization... the eiffel tower was built... hope you've enjoyed the magic of... while bulgaria welcomes westernization, traditional ways persist. leaving the cities, we find a land steeped in history, from time-warp villages and donkey carts to fortified monasteries. [ children's choir singing ] high in the mountains 70 miles south of sofia, the rila monastery is the country's revered national treasure. it's a formidable fortress on the outside... a spiritual sanctuary on the inside. [ singing continues ] monasteries were built on remote

this is a really fun snack idea with dried fruit. we mix any ki of nuts or seeds or dried fruit that we're feeling that day. >> ok. i'm feeling the berries today. >> we have berries today. my son loves the bries. we do tropicals. you can throw yogurt raisins in there, which gives it a little bit of creaminess. >> these are cute. >> yeah, blueberries. delicious. >> some nuts. >> high in antioxidants. >> so, you can really tailor this for whoever you're giving this gift to, which-- >> absolutely. yes. >> you know, if they don't like walnuts, we'll do-- >> you can make it super healthy, or you can add a little chocolate and be a little indulgent, you know. >> a little indulgent--just a few there. right. ok. >> and then what's fun is, once you mix it all up, you can put it in an airtight container, save it on your shelf, and it's ready for whoever wants to snack on it. but the other fun thing is, you're making little gift packages. >> yeah! >> so, like, the holidays, you can go to a prty, and you have something delicious and nutritious a

probably make fun of them. >> jimmy: making fun of him. what is the answer you gave?ts people's words around. is that true? all right. now evan same question. what is your most irritating habit according to andre? >> andre always makes fun of my voice, so, it might be my voice. >> jimmy: his voice, andre? >> no, no, no, whoa, i got a better answer -- >> two tries? >> yeah, let me have a second one. >> jimmy: just remember that because that will happen for you guys. remember it all evens out. >> he says i have no filter, i say whatever i think. >> jimmy: you have no filter and you say whatever you think. it sounds like you're complimenting yourself. and the answer you gave? plays with belly button, in a way, can kind of a filter in which everything gathers. >> you do! >> jimmy: all right. >> that's a great teammate. >> jimmy: now over to the trailblazers. greg, we asked lamarcus, if you didn't play basketball, what would you be doing for a living? >> working at fast food. >> jimmy: working in fast food is his answer. lamarcus, what did you say? back-up dancer. all righ

it's going to be a fun night. hey, guys, listen to this.ne of sarah palin's supporters is about to release a documentary about her called "the undefeated." really? "the undefeated?" [ laughter ] that's like a documentary about arnold schwarzenegger called "the faithful." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's right. someone made a two-hour documentary about sarah palin's political life. in case you're interested in watching a movie that's longer than palin's actual political life. speaking of the palins, in a new interview, bristol palin says she doesn't plan on having more kids any time soon. but then she added, "but that never stopped me before." [ laughter ] i just saw this, president obama is planning a state visit to puerto rico in june. i'm sorry, "a state visit to puerto rico"? i'm pretty sure that's a vacation to puerto rico. [ laughter ] "we also have just normalized diplomatic relations with sandals resort in jamaica, so i've got to get over there and make sure -- apparently they stopped doing massages. [ laughter ] so we've

you making fun of me? no. you making fun of me?he greatest wife ever. one has an amazing sensation for me, the other a thrilling sensation for him. and when they combine -- ♪ [ both sigh ] [ female announcer ] k-y brand yours + mine. host: could switching to geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? host: does it take two to tango? ♪ ♪ anncr: geico. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a legend. he's hosted all three woodstock festivals and he remains an entertainer and activist to this day. this weekend, he's in town hosting a star-studded 75th birthday benefit concert here in new york city. say hello to the clown prince of the hippy movement, the one and only wavy gravy! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here, would you like some water? your fish? >> this is a fish out of water, actually. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: if he wants a little sip, there's a sip right there if he needs it. >> okay. >> jimmy: nice to see you, wavy, do i call you wavy or mr. g

something like that would be a fun tour bus. "oh, man, there's cosgrove.ow? >> yeah. we're going to start that season next week. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thanks. >> jimmy: you're so great on that show. >> thank you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: everyone loves the show. so funny. a lot adults are now watching the show, too, which is interesting for nickelodeon. yeah, adults are watching. you have like 2 million viewers for that iomg show. it's amazing. our writers, we have two writers on the show that are obsessed with you and "icarly." and i was thinking, if you don't mind, i'd like to challenge to you a trivia contest. >> i'm up for it. >> jimmy: you versus the two writers. is that okay? >> yeah, let's do it. >> all right, everybody. please welcome two "late night" writers and "icarly" superfans and mike dicenzo and john haskell, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> how you doing? >> nice shirts. >> thank you. >> jimmy: are you ready? >> from the show. >> jimmy: are these not writers? come on, this is so real. all right, here's the way this is going to

>> fun stuff, fun stuff. >> all right, to the mud! whooo! whooo! >> whooo!t a better way to cool down, get in the mud and have some fun with friends. that's the muddy buddy. >>> all right, it's been exactly two years since the death of the king of pop. michael jackson died from an overdose, the surgical anesthetic propofol and a mix of other drugs. but his sister latoya says it was murder. here's what she told our piers morgan. >> how do you think he died. you've been quoted as saying you think it may have been murder. do you believe that? >> absolutely. i will never, ever think differently. first of all michael told me that they were going to murder him. >> who was going to murder him? >> the people that were involve in his life, the people that were controlling him. >> jackson's personal physician, dr. conrad murray is charged with his death, murray's attorney wants the start of his involuntary manslaughter trial delayed. it was supposed to start come this fall. the judge says he will issue a decision on delaying in trial next month. >>> tonight on cnn, do

it's going to be a fun, fun show.ys, real quick, i just wanted to address this so-called emmy feud between me and my best friend for six months, stephen colbert. [ laughter ] host of comedy central's "the colbert report." every year, networks send out dvds and photos to promote their shows for their emmy consideration. so nbc sent this one out here, right and i guess stephen took issue with one of the -- we sent out, just look, watch. >> just take a look at nbc universal's screening package. "late night with jimmy fallon," my best friend for six months. [ laughter ] and who did he feature? a picture of me. [ laughter ] from the night i sang "friday" on his show. we're competing in the same category, jimmy. you're trying to beat me with me. [ laughter ] i give away $26,000 of your money without asking and this is the thanks i get? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now, look, i've always said that if you want to see the best of stephen colbert, all you have to do is watch "late night with jimmy fallon." [ laughter ] i've always sa

yeah, it was great. >> jimmy: it was such a fun time. >> it was so much fun.? was that we went to go see what they do, we went -- we hiked up in the morning to see what their routine is in the morning and we learned that the alpha gorilla -- male gorilla -- first thing he does in the morning when he gets up is hangs his butt over the side of his bed and hammock they build, in the middle of the night -- at night, before they go to bed. they hang their butt over the side of the hammock and they just -- they just like -- they just let it go, right? [ laughter ] then they get up and they go find the beta male, the one who's like in line to be alpha, go beat the -- out of him. just like literally take a poop, go beat the other dude. [ laughter ] and then -- then, the next thing they do -- >> jimmy: isn't wildlife beautiful? isn't it just gorgeous. >> this is the best part. the next thing they do is they go find the female, the alpha female and they -- her, too. [ laughter ] but not the -- not like they do the boy, you know what i mean? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> like

as long as you're having fun and having fun is the most important. then, you know, stop. >> talk about a family that really rocks! for more information on michael and marisa, visit our website. >>> that wraps up our show, but we'll be back with more "teen kids news." >> thanks for joining us, and have a great week! >>> write to us at info@teenkidsnews.com.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. >> -- it was fun. >> jimmy: it was really fun, right?oisseur. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. that's a big word for you. elmo got that from his mommy and daddy. >> jimmy: oh, very nice. now, did you have fun on that show? >> yeah, it was really cool. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and what's that -- what's that pretty model's name? that lady? >> jimmy: padma. >> hubba-hubba. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, wait -- elmo -- all right, good. >> hubba-hubba. >> jimmy: hey elmo -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: there's a new dvd out that i'm really enjoying. >> what is that woman doing down there? >> jimmy: she's -- >> what are you doing down there? [ laughter ] what is she -- >> jimmy: no, no, elmo. elmo, no. >> hey wait, a minute. [ applause ] >> jimmy: elmo -- elmo, come back here. elmo, get back here. elmo, elmo -- >> lady, lady -- when you're done -- when you're done -- yeah, okay, okay. okay. she's okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> she's okay. >> jimmy: she's fine. thank you -- >> i mean, do you do that -- do you do that to a lot

it's super fun. >> thank you very, very much. >> jimmy: i wanted to talk to you about, because i heard some rumor that you said you wanted to be on -- you want to be the next bachelorette, is that true? >> well, sort of. you know, my assistant loves "the bachelor" and "the bachelorette," and i just can't stand it. it's like, too much. but i'm thinking if i change the title to "the snatchlorette." [ audience ohs ] can we say that on nbc? snatch? >> jimmy: you invented a word. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> i didn't say snatch, i said snatchlorette. >> jimmy: either way, you're talking about stealing from somebody. >> yes. yeah, taking, taking. >> jimmy: taking. >> taking their love. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: taking sex. snatchlorette. [ cheers and applause ] snatch my love? that's the name of your show. "snatch my love." yes, that's fantastic. >> well, you know, i would just have to play it very differently. because i'd be like "okay, 12 roses here, and, like, ten of you can eff off. [ laughter ] and th

ah, so many fun people are on the show tonight. co-host of the "today" show.he one and only matt lauer is here. [ cheers and applause ] love that dude. from the hit show "icarly," the talented miranda cosgrove is joining us! [ cheers and applause ] my main man, host of bravo's "watch what happens live," andy cohen is here. [ cheers and applause ] love him. and since we started the show, i've been trying to book this band. they're one of my favorite bands of all time. i grew up listening to them. i love them. i can't get enough of them. the one and only, get your -- get your -- get your metal out, and get your -- get your heavy metal hair. get your -- put -- hold on to your pants because your pants are going to be blown completely off. [ laughter ] twisted sister is on tonight! [ cheers and applause ] they have the logo. they are the coolest. ah, just the greatest. ladies and gentlemen, it's time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: to

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it's fun. this is cool.oday president obama said that hilary clinton is approaching 1 million frequent flyer miles in her job as secretary of state. although even that can't get her upgraded to the seat that she really wants. [ audience oohs ] air force one. air force one. [ applause ] here's a scary story. officials at chicago-o'hare are investigating an incident where two planes almost collided right after joe biden landed there on monday. or as biden put it, hey, look at these orange sticks i found. what are these? [ laughter ] look at this. y-m-c-a. what is this? probably used in that rave or something. hey, come on over here! this is fun. too windy over there. come over here. check this out. you guys, dick cheney is releasing a memoir in august about his personal and political life. i'm not going to say reading it is torture. it's more an enhanced interrogation technique. [ laughter ] [ applause ] oh, my -- oh, my gosh. this is interesting, you guys. a new study found that long lasting marriages are on

turn around, big smile. >> learning to be fun makers, not fun takers. >> gentlemen don't use straws. you guys are never ever, ever allowed to walk through the crowd like this. slower and lower toonalities appeal to the subconscious mind. >> how to walk, how to walk confidently. and how to turn a girl. >> touch, turn, release. hi. >> it's a technical approach to a social skill that appeals to these book smart bachelors, a typical student is a college grad with a 6 figure salary. >> i had no girlfriends in high school. barely any dates in college. and so i was very awkward. >> he is a boot cam grad washington he says so many bachelors look great on paper but dating is their achilles' heel, as friend of a friend recently proved. >> his suggestion for the first date was to eat at the google cafeteria. which as you know is free food. as an engineer, i have access to free food. why would i pay for something. very successful person but this was a blind spot. >> after four hours in class, the men faced their first challenge. each one must approach ten women and invite them to hang out. >> ho

very fun. my sister very funny and my grandparents lived right next door to our house, almost in our backyard but they had their own house. so they didn't live in a shack or anything. no weird backwoods story there. we fed them through a slot in the door. shut up! but they kind of helped raise me. so i would go hang out with my grandparents. i'd go to church all the time. i wanted to be a priest for a while. >> did you? >> yeah. i thought it was fun. i was thinking about it recently, i never thought about it until recently, it probably was my first time i was on stage, you know. because i was an altar boy and you go out and come back from the curtain and stand next to the priest and ring the bells and people are watching you. you go, oh, my parents would come watch me, come see my shows. he's the best bell ringer. you ought to see him ring those bells. my baby is the best. >> it sort of confirms my theory that you were surrounded by love and happinesses and comedy and all of this kind of thing,