it's fun. we like having them. >> so i moved here.d to new york, and i had absolutely no prospects. except for a complete lack of fear. i mean, i really didn't have any sense that there was anything to be reticent about. i was ready to sort of jump into any of it. >> jimmy: how old were you, 17? >> 17. >> jimmy: yeah, but you have that confidence -- >> well, it was the late '70s, so we were stoned too. [ laughter ] but anyway, so i came here and i moved into an apartment with my sister and five or six other people. i slept on the living room floor. but one of my best friends in high school was john kennedy, jr. he was a year behind me. and so he was still at school when i came to the city. but he would come down every so often. it would be sort of an oasis. i would go over to his apartment and his mother jackie onassis was there. and i remember when i -- >> jimmy: in massachusetts? >> no, no, no. from school. >> jimmy: yeah. two studs. two good-looking dudes get together. like, "yeah, we should be friends." yeah. >> not at all. but --

not as much fun. [ laughter ] not as much fun. >> jimmy: that's tricky. that's a tricky place. then, of course, we went to the doowylloh sign directly behind the hollywood sign. it's cheaper. it's half the price. [ laughter ] half the price of the hollywood sign. >> steve: is it really? >> jimmy: the doowylloh sign, yeah. pretty interesting. a lot of history there. and finally, we went to measles land today. it was pretty fun. [ cheers and applause ] went over there and had a great time. it was really fun. we had a blast. >> steve: loved it. >> jimmy: mad cows come over and lick you. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, it was really fun. [ laughter ] >> steve: it's going to go viral. >> jimmy: must be mad, yeah. "you want to lay down with me?" no, i don't want to -- what? [ laughter ] i guess a lot of controversy -- [ laughter ] we air in the u.k. as well. so, a lot of controversy out here with the recent measles outbreak because a lot of people never got any shots. or as kobe's teammates put it, "been there." [ audience oohs ]

he's such a fun -- >> steve: he's a delight. >> jimmy: i love him. i love him. also, tonight, she's here. she and will smith star in a a big new movie called "focus." it's great. a very sexy movie. so much fun. margot robbie is here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] it's a good movie. we don't quite know who's conning who. it's like a -- it's good. it's like the sting, but it's sexual -- yeah. yeah. they're attracted to each other. yeah, yeah, yeah. margot and i are going head to head in flip cup later in the show. [ cheers and applause ] also we have great music from tobias jesso, jr. hey. [ applause ] guys, it's time for "tonight show hashtags." here we go. ♪ hashtags hashtags ♪

this is so much fun.ou have to wash iceman's plane as fast as you can, because iceman is hitting on your girlfriend. you tap b to wash the jet faster -- oh, no, you're too slow, iceman stole your girlfriend. and now they're having sex in a tent. [ laughter ] [ applause ] you guys remember the classic volleyball game theme from top gun. well it is so much fun in this game, because as a member of the top gun flight crew, you get to watch the game. take a look, you get to sit in the bleachers and cheer on the pilots who are playing volleyball. hit a to say "whoo" and hit b to clap twice. there's no real ending to this level, you just cheer them on for a 30 minute volleyball game. also, every time iceman scores a point, he has sex with your girlfriend. up next, is a super fun game called new york city subway rat. this game you play as a new york city rat who lives in the subway. you have to grab falling crumbs of food from the commuters, and the more you eat, the bigger you get. then you pretty much become in

on fire that night. >> how fun was that?his cause i did -- how many people did you hug that night? because i hugged -- >> i hugged everybody. >> jimmy: me, too, probably hugged 100 people. >> i hugged everybody. a lot of people didn't want to be hugged, you know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we hugged each other. i think that was my longest, strongest hug. >> oh, yeah. we had the longest hug. >> jimmy: because we had a a really long good hug at the end of the night. you came up, i was on stage. >> yeah. we were singing with paul mccartney and aykroyd -- >> well, that was just insane. i brought patty smyth up. >> jimmy: oh, she was unbelievable. >> yeah. and i brought her up and i wasn't going to stay. then you grabbed me up. >> jimmy: i hugged you, yeah. >> and hugged me. i hugged you back. then you fixed my tie and i said your hair looks really not good. [ laughter ] no, no it was -- >> jimmy: no, you left. do you remember? you go, "i'm just laughing at you." because we were all sing and i go, "why are you laughing?" you go, "bec

it will be fun.gets what they've been demanding. >> jimm this one is so many twists and turns it's like "inception." unpredictable. we really thought it out. speaking of guys that are hard to like, are you watching "the bachelor"? >> jimmy: am i watching? i'm living "the bachelor." >> jimmy. jim. >> jimmy: you don't like prince farming? >> is that his name? >> jimmy: that's what we call him. >> prince farming is hysterical. no i thought his name was jeff. >> jimmy: chris. jeff? we could never have a bachelor named jeff, don't be ridiculous. >> it's always some dumb name. i saw him, i've only seen one, i tivo'd it. that shows that i'm old. i tivo'd it. i've still got the first season of "mad men" on there, i'm going to watch that. but i saw it and i -- the biggest thing i thought was funny, there's a pool party. this is a monologue for "the bachelor." 30 chicks, super horny, bikini biki bikinis, so thirsty for fame, they're drenched. site exciting. it's splash mountain down there. and this guy is the

fonsworth thought me is work in the theater can be more fun than fun.and that could have come from a chemistry teacher, about chemistry or about a drafting teacher about drafting or it could have come from a soccer coach, but i was lucky enough to have it come from mr. fonsworth. >> he had a natural bend for comedy. that's usually the role he got. but he has a wonderful sense of timing. and great stage presence. great stage presence. he's the type of person you want to watch when they walk on the stage. >> reporter: not only did hanks present fonsworth with a lifetime achievement in education, he recalled other teachers that thought the class of 74. earlier this year, tom hank wrote a new york time editorial. hank urged support for president obama to make community college accessible for up to 9 million americans. hanks added that his education to shabot was free and he had fond memories. >> it was really telling and moving that he mentioned specific teachers. and remembered very, very clearly the influence they had had on his life and work. >> hanks wr

it's spectacular fun. what do you do as part of disney on ice? >> i'm part -- [indiscernible] there's the carts for the little boys and ariel. in the second half is toy story which is fun for the whole family. >> so it's an absolute blast. what is it like for somebody who is sort of behind the scenes doing it week in and week out? you have to travel a lot. >> a lot of travel but it's fun to bring those kids' favorite characters to life. you see their faces and they're so excited. it's just really fun to be a part of that. >> do they ever get so overwhelmed that they excitedly cry? like they're so happy they can't believe it's lightning mcqueen or mader. it must be an absolute joy to see them light up. >> you see all different reactions of all ages. you see the adults getting into it. >> the show goes through this sunday. >> monday actually. >> monday is the 16th. u can expect to see? who are the other characters as well? >> you have everyone from "cars" and "ariel" and "thinker bell." -- "thinker bell." there's a great number with the green army

it's going to be super fun. >> jimmy: sounds like it would be a lot of fun. >> yeah. expect. i'll just go there, show up. they'll point me out -- maybe i'll do ba-bye. maybe i'll do gap girl. >> jimmy: thank you for coming, i look forward to seeing it, and i hope you don't mind if i speak to the executives here at abc, i'd love for you to be the bachelor next season. [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm not x'ing anything out right now. >> jimmy: david spade, "joe dirt 2:beautiful loser" comes out this summer. we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. did you file your taxes with someone else last year? if so,come into block and pay us half,what you paid them. get your billions back,america! that's why you should take the listerine® 21 day challenge. real transformations can happen as much inside a person as out. use listerine® and over 21 days you'll experience a transformation. take the listerine® 21 day challenge and start your transformation today. ugghhh (crashing)!... at i

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's fun.e. >> steve: he's a delight. >> jimmy: the movie's fantastic. it's so good. it's funny but it's action-packed. well, we'll talk to him. plus, they have a new show premiering next week on adult swim. i love adult swim. it's so good and so funny. jack mcbrayer and triumph the insult comic dog are here tonight. >> steve: oh, come on. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: jack mcbrayer and triumph the insult comic dog. now, if you guys don't know, triumph, he's an insult comic. okay? there aren't many of them out there. but what he does is he insults people. he might insult me. he might insult the roots. it's all in good fun. he might insult the audience. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. he's one of my favorites out there. insult comic dog. >> steve: top three. >> jimmy: top three insult comic dogs. he's one of them. [ laughter ] he's here tonight. triumph the insult comic dog. then colin, jack, triumph and i are playing a game of catchphrase later in the show. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applau

that is what people without iphones do for fun. you know, when it snows like this, the weather channel really comes to life. when the weather is nice, nobody's really watching the weather channel. but they go nuts like your mom does when you come home for a visit. but when you get there, there's a lot to talk about. i had somebody watch the weather channel for 24 hours yesterday, a kid named anthony. he's home taking a nap right now. he watched a full day of the weather channel and spliced all the most interesting parts together and here is how they spent the day talking about snow. >> one thing the weather channel does is provide expert analysis. >> i am in punxsutawney collecting snowflakes. >> you think that's a car under that? wow. >> i can use my boot and you can see concrete. >> you can watch this go back and forth. >> walking on the sidewalk, you have to do one of those oh, to get over it. some people have hoodies. some people have coats. >> look how it brushes off this thing here. >> they have a layer of light, fluffy snow,

it's fun to do it with you, buddy. >> steve: thank you. >> jimmy: you're awesome.gins, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] and thank you, roots, you know the show wouldn't be the show without you. thank you, roots. greatest, the roots. [ cheers and applause ] guys, you know, i used to have a ben & jerry's ice cream flavor called late night snack. that was a big deal at one point. [ cheers ] it was great, but this isn't late night any more, this is the tonight show. this is the big leagues, we got to raise the bar! we have to up our game! [ cheers and applause ] and that's exactly what we did. we holed up in the ben and jerry's lab, we tried thousands of ice cream flavor combinations. [ laughter ] we sampled millions of ingredients. [ laughter ] just look at this exclusive footage of me doing a taste test. [ robot voice ] >> hello, i like ice cream. ice cream is cold, is cold, is cold. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: now, we didn't stop. well, this is exclusive footage. i didn't even know the camera was rolling. [ laughter ] >> steve: you didn't know t

it was pretty fun.llon's new ben & jerry's tonight show ice cream. so what you do is just step right there and then you're going to hit the red button to activate what we call mr. ice creamo. >> yeah. >> okay, so go ahead, hit the red button. and then stand back a little bit. wait for the arm to fully extend. and you'll know when you're ready to eat it. you'll know. just be patient. yes. [ laughter ] there you go. go for -- [ laughter ] >> looks like it's not coming up to you. so you can go down to it? there you go. did you get some? i think you might have disturbed the machine a little bit. if you just turn the knob in any direction, it will stop. seems to be hitting jimmy -- if you yell at it to stop it will -- >> stop. >> okay. stop. [ laughter ] >> i think if you want you can even actually just go down there and get it. >> are you sure? >> yeah. go for it. yeah, go ahead, take a bite. yeah -- how is it? do you like it? >> very good. >> it's really good? if you can press any of those two buttons at t

>> oh, the miami heat family fun fest.was -- they have karaoke. you got to tape a video doing your favorite song. >> jimmy: wait, so you -- now you -- and your husband does this? dwyane wade does karaoke? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: really? >> absolutely. we are karaoke fiends. >> jimmy: really? >> like, it's a problem for us. oh, of course there's -- there's always -- >> jimmy: there's a video of this somewhere. >> somewhere. somebody has it. >> jimmy: what is his go-to song? what is your go-to song? >> well, i learned -- which, they probably should have put this in the pre- nup, "what is your go-to song?" -- he doesn't have one. >> jimmy: no! >> we were on vacation, and we were at this place where they have a live band and at the end of the night they asked people to come up and sing. and the dsquared2 guys were there, the designers. and the they were like, "dwyane wade's in the house, get him up on stage." and i'm like, "yes!" i was -- he was like my little honey boo boo and i was mama june. i was like, "get up on that sta

trying to be fun. >> i here's the thing. sue serio has red all three of these books. >> no, i got through the first book and a half. >> oh, did you? >> yes. >> tough on your kind until. >> yes old school kindle. after a while the writing i just didn't think was that good. >> that's when i went i took one of my friends, red all three of the books i think she watching, and she basically said the first book, it isn't as interesting when it comes to the rest, the other two. she said is just them get to go know each other, if you know what i mean. if you know that, red the books, you go, you are expect that. but since there has been so much talk about 50 shade of gray people's expectations if you never red the book i'm sure they will be very high. be prepared. >> give us you are review. >> have you seen -- >> something shocking she's about to tell you. >> really? >> yes. >> oh, i'm not sure if i know. >> let me tell you what it is. >> oh, gosh. >> she slept through it. >> oh, you just called me out. don't say that. >> here is the

it is kind of fun.layering in her moment is look to what she is going to wear. >> fellas always get left out when you talk fashion. any guys that you're watching tonight? >> bradley cooper all eyes are on bradley cooper right now. >> yeah. mine too. >> he is a great looking guy. >> for fashion. >> totally. >> also it is fun to think about the guys that might surprise us who are just loose cannons like a matthew mcconaughey or jared leto. >>> a little dose of girl power in the toy introducing preferred rewards from bank of america the new banking rewards program that rewards our customers, every day. you'll get things like rewards bonuses on credit cards... extra interest on a savings account... preferred pricing on merrill edge online trades and more... across your banking and investing get used to getting more. that's the power of more rewarding connections. that's preferred rewards from bank of america. release a devastating avalanche of taste on your tongue. bury yourself in the flavor full of sweet

it's going to be fun.s, have you ever wondered what celebrities are whispering to each other when they're on the red carpet? or at press conferences. we have too and that's why we sent our entertainment correspondent from the uk, mr. peggy hess. we sent him out with this highly sensitive microphone to get to the bottom of this. that's right. it's time for "celebrity whispers." [ applause ] ♪ >> hello. i'm peggy hess and welcome to "celebrity whispers." shh. >> you know what i could really go for? [ cheers and applause ] and we have music from lupe fiasco! [ cheers and applause ] lupe tonight. it's going to be fun. hey guys, have you ever wondered what celebrities are whispering to each other when they're on the red carpet? or at press conferences. we have too and that's why we sent our entertainment correspondent from the uk, mr. peggy hess. we sent him out with this highly sensitive microphone to get to the bottom of this. that's right. it's time for "celebrity whispers." [ applause ] ♪ >> hello. i'm pegg

they're having fun. it's on a fun-loving day. >> reporter: those who enjoyed the fight most came with a plan. all of it was done with a smile. >> i did get whacked in the nose a couple times. afterwards, you give each other a hug and it's all good. >> if somebody's beating you with a pillow, grab another pillow. keep fighting. >> reporter: not everyone was willing to fight. instead they stood back and watched. >> just something that's really i think, wonderful to get a group of people and have fun. >> reporter: the fun does come with a price. it will cost the city about $5,000 to clean up. in san francisco, abc 7 news. >> oh boy. >>> new at 11:00 two men were hurt after crashing an suv during a police chase on highway 580 in richmond. it happened around 1:30 this afternoon. officers were responding to a stolen license plate when the victim spotted it on this white ford ranger. the two men inside drove away from police and hit a car while getting onto 580. the chase continued east on 580 until the driver

. >> you guys ready to have some fun? >> yeah! >> the show of the movie is one that celebrates ordinary life. hoc'-- ethans ad hawke's friend and collaborator richard linklater had an unusual concept. >> we would work for 12 years and grow up with this boy. >> it required a leap of faith. >> people asked if it was challenging working on this for 12 years. it was wonderful. what is challenging is doing a script with mediocre people operating the camera and people who don't do the sound right. previous foundations for supporting roles and seven in all, robert of all doesn't have to do any part he doesn't want to do. but more than 30 assessed passed since he won for "tender mercies," so he is probably hoping to another oscar as ", the judge" a judge accused of murder opposite robert downey jr. >> we need to establish a firm defense. >> i wish i like you more. rounding out the category is one with his first domination, the other with his second. playing analytic wrestler -- an olympic wrestler training at a rich man's estate. >> how a

it's fun to see what she does. she wore the pants at the globes.> jewelulianne moore. >> i think we're going to see something that is so on trend from her tonight. >> lastly you're looking at one more. >> it's her moment. part of sharing in her moment is looking forward to what she's going to wear. >> quickly here the fellas always get left out in fashion. are there any guys you're watching today? >> bradley cooper all eyes on him right now. >> yeah. >> he's a great looking guy. then also it's kind of fun to think about the guys that might surprise us and who are loose cannons, like matthew mcconaughey. we have presendterspresenters. >>> still to come, girl power in the toy aisle. meet the women behind the revolution after these messages. introducing preferred rewards from bank of america the new banking rewards program that rewards our customers, every day. you'll get things like rewards bonuses on credit cards... extra interest on a savings account... preferred pricing on merrill edge online trades and more... across your banking and investing ge

isn't that fun? >> aren't wigs fun? >> jimmy: wigs are fun. >> i'm very excited about it.d about? >> jimmy: you always do something cool. >> i kind of look like kevin bacon's wife a little bit. >> jimmy: maybe a little bit. >> her hair's wavy and everything. >> jimmy: a little kyra sedgwick-y. >> maybe a little bit. maybe. >> jimmy: any wig you try on, anything you do, you always look so pretty. >> oh. say it again! [ laughter ] no. this has got a little bit of a a bald spot up here. which is nice. it's thinning hair. not ringworm, but it's just like little -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, you do -- it's a wig. you can make it whatever you want. >> where's my brush? >> jimmy: you're also getting into wig beards. beard wigs? >> well, if you have doll wigs or -- yeah. i brought some, actually. i can't reach. my hair's too long. [ laughter ] if you have like doll wigs, you can make really -- and just put elastic around it. >> jimmy: doll wigs. >> like an oxygen mask on an airplane. and you just play around -- [ bleep ] damn it! put more mayonnaise on it! you know? >> jimmy: it

♪some fun ♪some fun.appens. but sometimes life can be a little messy. that's why there's pledge. pledge helps make living rooms look beautiful. we love that, and we love living rooms. two hash browns and ald's. a small coffee.you? you know what? for your payment today, do you have your cell phone with you? yeah? dial up your mom, tell her you love her. excuse me? hey mom, just want to let you know that i love you. te quiero mucho. how about you just tell me how much it is? that is how much it is! boom! your payment today will be, telling me what you love about your son. i love, his compassion for other people. the total says she has to dance right now. nooo! oh yeah! oh yeah! that strawberry sundae is waiting on you. for a strawberry sundae! you paid with lovin', that's all we need. your total is one big family hug. awww. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. welcome back. my thanks to the terminator himself, arnold schwarzenegger, for dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] how cool was

>> what's not fun is what i ask. everyone has a favorite book.e'd like everyone to do a speed read and post a donation. or challenge a buddy. say i read 25 words. if you beat me i pay. >> people can donate to this charity right? how do we do that? >> go online and make a donation. for every $5 donated, our friends at disney donate two additional books for kids in need. it's a great campaign. any dollar amount helps. we've got the great match from partners at disney. >>> well if you've ever ridden a bicycle and walked through a mall you probably had the idea it would be fun to ride a bike through the mall. >> this is a mall in prague. a downhill style mountain biking race. >> it's an organize niced edd race. >> they're putting jumps beside the second story railing. that seems dangerous. >> another big jump. still up on the second floor now of this three story mall in prague. >> down the final escalator. then boom into the thunder dome. >> that was cool. >> this is by red bull. that was the winning run you just watched. this is a series. this is a

is fun. but water skating, ski skeeting as they intrented in russia. pretty cool actually. i big, frozen lake got his skis on his poles and starts going out on the lake. once he gets a little bit of speed up looks down you can see the reflection with the gopro and see down to the bottom of the lake. >> beaut as he gets closer this is the most well-timed one. as he passed his buddy, over the broken area. >> i was going to say, how can you tell if it's frozen enough? >> butting looking if you fall into the lake in frozen water, do it next to a guy who's got a pole to help drag you out. he's really lucky. a nice day out until something went wrong. if you have something go wrong, make sure your buddy's standing right next to you. >> and get it . >>> a wild elk minding his own business. >> close to the young boy in the number 2 jersey. >> see why he's about to get a whole lot closer. >> really? >> don't. >> really. >> the sweet super bowl ad that get is this cutie all choked up. >> oh no no no! ho

that could also be fun. >> could damage your house. damage your roof. >> getting it down. >> very successfully did. >> some more fun. fishing. this guy with the navy blue beanie here he just caught himself a fish. >> [ bleep ]! [ bleep ]! >> very quickly tables turn. >> a shark? >> the fish catches his finger. >> ow! [ bleep ]! >> really he's got a big old winter glove on. >> you'd think he's able to get his finger out of the glove but the fish has such a good hold on the glove it stays behind. >> like razor-sharp teeth. >> that fish got him. >> look at this. >> holy cow. >> wow! >> not a bright idea. this next video, though you may think is a really bright idea. this guy found a solution to fishing in the winter. that is ladies and gentlemen, a stove. >> smoke your fish in there. >> just goes -- >> like he has a frying pan on top. he's got a pan on the food. >> i think that was his plan, as soon as he hooked a fish he'd be able to do that. but he never got a g jthere, smoky. >> a new way to hit the waves. >> that was narly. >> see how

staying in bucks county here's a fun event in bristol on unday, august 2nd.he bristol cultural and historical foundation will hold its peach social. now, a new can be on the express at new hope and ivy land railroad. easter bunny himself or herself, will be on the train visiting with children and handing out the treats. the train rides start on march 21st. >>> and is there plenty to offer in philadelphia's country side. our very own alex holley found out jenkintown has a place that has a lot going on and an area that people love to call home. >> ♪ >> jenkintown is a community verse just a place to live. it just seems like everything is within walking distance. >> restaurants, stores movie theaters boutiques and more. >> my name is johann harvey and i'm general manager here. we pride ourselves on making everything, everything that you see from scratch. >> cake, cookies and pies. >> everything we does fresh baked daily without exception. >> located on town square johann and his wife, of belt in the the sky bakery three and a half years ago. >> it is a small tow

really is. >> a lot of fun. >> do you make money off this somehow? have contacted bus you know, selling to different outlets but we are doing profit sharing, but maintaining the rights because we like to own the pictures. >> heck ya. >> all for mom. >> oh, ya. >> so cool. all right do you know ons a the sister of beyonce? >> controversy. some people are little upset with her performance last night. who critics think should have performed instead of her. >> what? >> ♪ ♪ (vo) at jennie-o, we heard of a place in iowa where every thursday people ride ten miles for tacos. we thought we'd show up and surprise them with a better kind of taco, made with jennie-o ground turkey, cooked thoroughly to 165. (mom) i'd feed my kids turkey tacos over regular tacos any day. (woman) i think that they're light and they're just fresh tasting. (vo) it's time for a better taco. (kid) the tacos tonight were pretty much perfect. (vo) make the switch. look for jennie-o ground turkey at a store near you. >>> i hate my phone. >> your phone hates you. >> it has a mind of its ow

they made fun of me. he's one of the richest guys on the planet. and because he has this speech impediment, people tend to dismiss him in an interesting sort of way. and he judges them and kind of gets his revenge. so, it's just a little something to keep my going. and like i told matthew, one of the baddest men on the planet had a lisp. he was like, "who's that?" mike tyson. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: absolutely, right? you look at him and you go, "this guy wants to fight me in the ring?" and mike tyson's like -- and then, you go, "oh, my gosh." >> excuse me. excuse me, excuse me. >> jimmy: man, we're always psyched to have you on the show. we love you, man. >> thank you, man. >> jimmy: thank you so much. samuel l. jackson! "kingsman: the secret service" in theaters right now. norman reedus joins us after the break. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ curling up in bed with a favorite book is nice. but i think women would rather curl up with their favorite man. but here's the thing: about half

did you do anything fun last night? >> steve: oh, i did. so much fun. oh, my gosh.s. >> jimmy: well, you sound like you're lying. >> steve: why would i lie about that? >> jimmy: last night, i had one of the best nights of my life i would say. it was so exciting and fun. i went to my friend's house for dinner, an old friend. tom rowan and marla. we were over at the house and i'm sitting there. this is real. true story. i go to the house. tim conway is there, bob newhart, and don rickles. >> steve: oh, man. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so i had dinner with these guys. legends. i mean, masters at comedy. i was crying. i'm sore today. i was crying and laughing. don rickles insulted me probably 30 times. [ laughter ] he's the funniest guy. he was on fire last night. he goes, "yeah, i'd love to do your show except i don't play ping-pong." [ laughter ] he was great. bob newhart, just so dry and funny and just hitting homers. and tim conway is just -- i mean, just a legend. we're sitting there just talking about old stories and doing stand-up. it was just so great to t

yesterday was just so fun.alls here with kristen wiig and maya, using the dressing rooms down here. and just seeing everybody -- and chris kattan, and cheri oteri, and horatio sanz. i was sitting in front of jack nicholson during the whole show and watching him. we just laughed at the same stuff. like "celebrity jeopardy!", i know you had a hand in writing that. we were just laughing. he's just going, "ha, ha, ha, ha, ha." [ laughter ] that's how he laughs. just the fact that that's happening. then, you go to commercial break, and there's tom hanks right there. i went over to tom hanks and his shoe was untied. so i just went over as a bit and i went to tie his shoe. i go, "anything else you need, mr. hanks?" before i even finished it, he gave me a $20 bill. [ laughter ] all sorts of fun -- but, martin short. how funny is martin short? the wind thing he was doing with maya was as hilarious as beyonce. but he's like getting blown by the wind. like no one can do that. i -- he rarely misses. i've never seen him mis

[laughter] there is a kind of fun the disney world fun nothing wrong with it. i'm not here to sculpt people who want of a good time doing fun things but there's another kind of fun. there's a kind of fun that lasts. whether they felt in the gym running up and down the court chasing baskets making passes, shooting jump shots not knowing whether it went in or not passing the ball back and forth, no judgment no scorekeeping play without any need to defeat anybody, competiticompetiti on with any need to put anyone down, coaches who had no interest in anything other than elevating each player performance on both teams. somehow at 12 years old he already knew that there was a way to live like that that lasts. they gamble of this book is that we need more teachers like that and that we need to give them the respect and the attention and the time, a bit more time if you will then we so often given. and if we unleash within each of us that side of ourselves that needs a little more time and a little more trust and a little s. judgment and a lot less fear we will have ma

>>> a lot of the kids just make fun of me, how i look. i can't really leave the house ever. i don't want people to see me. >> reporter: they say beauty is only skin deep. >> that's not what makes a person, a person. >> reporter: but try telling that to kids who are laughed at and bullied. >> he said, "donovan, why don't you just go kill yourself tonight?" >> i know it's hard sweetie. >> depressed, hiding from the world. >> they wouldn't like me for how i look or how large my nose is. >> reporter: now, a program that uses surgery as a way to stop the bullying. >> it would probably change my whole life, in a good way though. >> reporter: it's a controversial step. doesn't that put the burden on the victim as opposed to the bully? tonight, will four teens choose a drastic solution? >> how does it feel to be beautiful? >> reporter: or learn to put on a brave face? >> the bully's going to be left in the dirt. >> reporter: i'm lester holt and this is "dateline". here's hoda kotb with "second chances". >>> reporter: their lives would be a complete mystery to us if we weren't someti

it was fun. >> jimmy: was it fun for you?art of just the reason why i liked coming into the business. we did -- in eastern europe, the one thing -- the movie is called "focus." in eastern europe they kept saying [ bleep ]-us. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what do we do? >> yeah, yeah. i was like, well, maybe one of y'all. not everybody. >> jimmy: your movies are popular internationally, all around the world. was it the same in the '80s when your songs came out? parents just don't understand. were they popular around the world? >> that was the fun part for me, the global. i remember i was in australia. with arnold schwarzenegger. >> jimmy: doing what? >> well, i was with arnie. like with arnie. no, no. i was there for a promotional thing. and he told me about being a movie star. he said, it's not just in america. you want to be famous, it's everywhere in the world. you know. that was actually pretty good. >> jimmy: pretty good, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> i've always loved traveling. one of my greatest experiences, i was with ru

it was fun.ng people? was that fun? >> it was fun. i liked when the crew did ha that take freaked me out. we knew we were freaking it out. >> wouldn't you want to sneak into the theaters? >> if you go i might be behind you watching you closely. going, ha! >> it was one of those movies where you are jumping out of your seat every two seconds. i heard you had a love/hate horror movies. >> i am such a massokist. >> there is a scene where you are hanging upsidedown like a bat. i read you broke all the blood vessels in your face. >> i did. >> what did that look like in. >> i don't recommend it. i had these weird dots everywhere all over my face. i thought i was breaking out into measles or something. the medic said no you broke all your blood vessels. it stayed like that for a while. it kind of worked for the role though. >> in this role it probably did work. you shot this is a couple years ago. >> yes. >> before your son otis was born. >> we did reshoots and i was eight-and-a-half months pregnant. if