why are you wearing flip-flops when you have a fung gus. cover that mother [bleeped] up. i hate [bleeped]. i hate the people that come to sales. they are usually ghetto. fat women squeezing their fat feet into shoes that don't fit. it looks like they're baking bread in the shoe, you know when the meat just kind of sticks out because the shoe is too tight. do you see this? do you think this is easy? do you see this? perfect. eat with this then. >> stephen: perfection. i love him! do you think this is easy? uh-uh. look at that. what am i doing? god, stop it, colbert. these people are a threat. i can't be thinking iranians are great. sure, these people fled to america, but you know there's more fabulousness back home. we can't let this reality show dew dupe us into loving iranians the way "queer eye for the straight guy" tricked us into liking gays and the way "america's next top model" convinced us to like thin, beautiful women. if we start watching shah's of sunset, it's possible that not only will we not bomb iran, this nuclear crisis will be meade indicated not by iran b