dash fung shui. what if they come here and that is why i haven't met my soulmate yet?hat's true. maybe that's where my love is.ç i do agree. they may be terrified of us. key can make scrambled eggs in the microwave and there is a two seater bicycle. >> that's terrifying. why do they need two seats? >> you haven't found your soulmate yet. >> what if the aliens have two asses? >> that makes you happy. look at you. you are thrilled. >> they say we are not ready to interact. we are definitely not ready. we barely interact with each other. >> everywhere i walk people are texting. they will be so unimpressed with us. >> they will google us. >> i have two theories. if aliens are discovered who celebrities and an alien will be an ago a success re. like when paris hilton has a dog. the alien can be an oozing blob. >> and it will be celebrity moms. they will bring aliens to the oscars now. >> you are reading my notes. oscar dates. >> i thought that was funny. >> and it starts a world war when they come and there are more popular earth lings and there will be a war like who gets