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us funny people who came up. with one percent of fantasy and stuff like that alongside. funds i think there's a closeness day you know and i think when we as fans what we think you know. session it's clear we can look at this and say right this is maybe a bit like well you might support michael show it's you know to shake. the fans believe that politics is intrinsically sport and they were going to listen to anything all the thought it is to say that you kind of any player who displays in football. support for palestine against top wealth was just one side of the the the football and whites and also the political winds the football club. i. don't take heed to being told what to do by football and i thought it is and especially when it comes to showing support for a cause that they believe is so important. david to use my head of hughes died to hillsborough weeping. at the very safe stand i'm section from some plenty of clubs in england one goes into their grounds so it looks it looks a lot better than the actual seats to be honest where we are it seems. a lot safer we've
us funny people who came up. with one percent of fantasy and stuff like that alongside. funds i think there's a closeness day you know and i think when we as fans what we think you know. session it's clear we can look at this and say right this is maybe a bit like well you might support michael show it's you know to shake. the fans believe that politics is intrinsically sport and they were going to listen to anything all the thought it is to say that you kind of any player who displays in...
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to staff members act it was funny people kept saying there was no hierarchy anymore and we're all managers even if you're just the manager of a nextel table or whatever. this is it was also hypocritical that is a hierarchy i experienced it. is there's a c.e.o. there's a boss and it's nearly always a man i want men are. from a da has had enough of the startup world her main office is now her home. out organs i remember going to being an author doesn't just mean sitting at home on your own writing and making sure you have the copyright residencies you can do residency programs apply for grants go to conferences and do public readings and translation work too. i like translating from german or english all that is part of being a writer today and you can earn a living from it. but to the comedy a turned her negative experiences into a book and launched her writing career at the same time. her latest graphic novel is about the life of her great role model french philosopher john paul sartre and he of course called for rigorous self-determination. so when you're not working full time at least yo
to staff members act it was funny people kept saying there was no hierarchy anymore and we're all managers even if you're just the manager of a nextel table or whatever. this is it was also hypocritical that is a hierarchy i experienced it. is there's a c.e.o. there's a boss and it's nearly always a man i want men are. from a da has had enough of the startup world her main office is now her home. out organs i remember going to being an author doesn't just mean sitting at home on your own...
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, it is funny. peoplen't going to take it personally. here people take it personally. that's the unique thing about it. >> part of me says here are people not going to a comedy club, this is an event with scholarships and awards. correct me if i'm wrong, this is what this event is all about. there is all of that which is well and noble and good. we talk about the first amendment but the draw at this event has been the comedian now for many years. >> especially if you don't have the president there. but standing behind michelle wolf is a big sign about this is for the first amendment. the essence of this is a celebration of freedom of expression. people have the right to criticize. i get it. but it is a little overblown. there are comedy jokes. in the room, the interesting thing, michelle's getting laughs and the camera is just focused on her in the room. >> set the scene. this is a huge ballroom in d.c. >> huge. >> you can't see the stage so you have big screens. >> i'm watching it from the screen like mos
, it is funny. peoplen't going to take it personally. here people take it personally. that's the unique thing about it. >> part of me says here are people not going to a comedy club, this is an event with scholarships and awards. correct me if i'm wrong, this is what this event is all about. there is all of that which is well and noble and good. we talk about the first amendment but the draw at this event has been the comedian now for many years. >> especially if you don't have the...
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. >> it's funny. people look at lobbying registration and rightfully so because lobbyists are chiefly responsible for pitching legislation or political agendas. but truly, what it comes down to is access. that's why a lot of what we think of as lobbying is done by people who aren't registered as lobbying. they don't put most of their time into theal act of lobbying. having the guy who runs the epa as you're raising money for a member of congress is effectively the same thing as lobbying the guy. >> there was a memo put out by the deputy counsel of epa who is a career attorney saying this is fine, it passes muster although it was dated essentially on the day the story broke. what's your reaction to that? >> it was the day after the story broke. so i mean, retroactive ethics is sort of like what does that mean? you don't retroactively deem that a lease from 2017 in march of 2018 was kosher when it isn't an apparent that they actually had done such a review at the time that the lease was considered and that he
. >> it's funny. people look at lobbying registration and rightfully so because lobbyists are chiefly responsible for pitching legislation or political agendas. but truly, what it comes down to is access. that's why a lot of what we think of as lobbying is done by people who aren't registered as lobbying. they don't put most of their time into theal act of lobbying. having the guy who runs the epa as you're raising money for a member of congress is effectively the same thing as lobbying...
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two very funny people. >> thank you for leaving the dinner to wash otch our show. >> it was a great showno i in team, but there is one in midterms. the president seems to be very worried about his future and the impact of that november vote. next. >> very subtle tease, but i like it. >> i like it a lot. did you write it? >> no. patrick woke up with a sore back. but he's got work to do. so he took aleve this morning. if he'd taken tylenol, he'd be stopping for more pills right now. only aleve has the strength to stop tough pain for up to 12 hours with just one pill. tylenol can't do that. aleve. all day strong. all day long. the brand more doctors recommend for minor arthritis pain. ♪ when i first came to ocean bay, what i saw was despair. i knew something had to be done. hurricane sandy really woke people up, to showing that we need to invest in this community. i knew having the right partner we could turn this place around. it was only one bank that could finance a project this difficult and this large, and that was citi. preserving affordable housing preserves communities. so we are do
two very funny people. >> thank you for leaving the dinner to wash otch our show. >> it was a great showno i in team, but there is one in midterms. the president seems to be very worried about his future and the impact of that november vote. next. >> very subtle tease, but i like it. >> i like it a lot. did you write it? >> no. patrick woke up with a sore back. but he's got work to do. so he took aleve this morning. if he'd taken tylenol, he'd be stopping for more...
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funny how people feel they they say so they. know their complicity in one car of their series then we will see the r.v. and their money will go to one thousand people to see all. these trust them to. do something so. it's a monarchy. which i was wishing. for whether it was he. over a. friend. there were you settlement is situated thirty five kilometers from branches in the border region with minutes the village has a population of one hundred eighty alfonso lopez if you are you is the oldest his grandson is spokesman of the y. u. community. one for not going to. look at. all. the. cases. by using a beginning i. bet my name on the. north body. is good and. no tie yet. wearable. home. it's enough supporters yards out of the plane was hardly more than a data scene where you and i got on here. fight. he had no way in a remote valley. and his family cultivate a piece of land. the entire area surrounding. has been built by said a honda resulting in the wire you being denied legal access to their own ancestral land hunting and agricult
funny how people feel they they say so they. know their complicity in one car of their series then we will see the r.v. and their money will go to one thousand people to see all. these trust them to. do something so. it's a monarchy. which i was wishing. for whether it was he. over a. friend. there were you settlement is situated thirty five kilometers from branches in the border region with minutes the village has a population of one hundred eighty alfonso lopez if you are you is the oldest...
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people asked if i was wearing a retainer. >> sandra burnhart, so funny. >> i told him 9:30. >> peoplert of my career. >> james, he is unbelievably talented. he ewe that decades ago. >> before i got the grays anatomy gig, people said, i remember you from roseanne. >> you're a wild man, marvin. >> they even brought on bob hope, just a cameo. just went up. >> we got used to seeing great people. i became an ever day thing. you have to step back and say, wow, i got to work with some of the best who had ever done it. >> martin muller, >> leonardo dicaprio. >> that was darlene's friend. >> don't forget to come to my party. >> and a talented people, goes to "third rock from the son" and his career has really blossomed. >> the show wasn't just in front of the camera. there were sitcom magic behind the scenes. >> we were writers on roseanne and we're the creators of "the middle". >> where you over 50? do you feel overwhelmed with clutter. >> having that heart and having the comedy, all those are things we brought from roseanne. >> and not being afraid to write the serioes where they fear ther j
people asked if i was wearing a retainer. >> sandra burnhart, so funny. >> i told him 9:30. >> peoplert of my career. >> james, he is unbelievably talented. he ewe that decades ago. >> before i got the grays anatomy gig, people said, i remember you from roseanne. >> you're a wild man, marvin. >> they even brought on bob hope, just a cameo. just went up. >> we got used to seeing great people. i became an ever day thing. you have to step back and...
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funny, people were pushbacking and saying president trump wears a suit every day and is not addressingus situations. >> i'm okay with mark zuckerberg wearing whatever he feels like wearing. the concept of being the outsider who wears the hoodie, he now has to answer to insiders here. >> also, the argument we've been hearing for years. i think back, whether it is the company's ipo or addressing a number of issues. we've been told it is a different kind of company. he is a different kind of guy. you're welcome to be a different kind of guy. >> totally. >> now, with eh e have to work parameters where you're running a massive behemoth of a company. >> i don't care what he wears. he has hard questions to answer. if he were not a different kind of guy, we wouldn't have facebook. i defy anyone to tell me that facebook isn't really amazing and does something nobody else has ever done. >> without a doubt, it does. it is stunning. >> also has really bad stuff. >> the question to mark that i think he'll continue to get pressed on is, who are your customers? who are your users? what is the product
funny, people were pushbacking and saying president trump wears a suit every day and is not addressingus situations. >> i'm okay with mark zuckerberg wearing whatever he feels like wearing. the concept of being the outsider who wears the hoodie, he now has to answer to insiders here. >> also, the argument we've been hearing for years. i think back, whether it is the company's ipo or addressing a number of issues. we've been told it is a different kind of company. he is a different...
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funny how people see on t.v. they say the city. nor the police in iraq are over there or syria to be with or c.r.-v. the money will flow through the month country will see all. these trust them to. do something so. it's a monarchy. but it's almost always an. earthquake because he'd. already begun. there were you settlement in time a quito is situated thirty five kilometers from bernanke as in the border region within it's haleigh the village has a population of one hundred eighty alfonso lopez a.p.i. you is the oldest his grandson is spokesman of the y. u. community. for not going to. look at the. whole. evening i. bet my name on the. most bloody. good and. no tie yet. wearable. home. yes in my supporters yards out of the more than a year the scene where you and i got on here. fight. hidden away in a remote valley. and his family cultivate a piece of land the entire area surrounding the makita has been bought by said a honda resulting in the wire you being denied legal access to their own ancestral land hunting and agricultural dev
funny how people see on t.v. they say the city. nor the police in iraq are over there or syria to be with or c.r.-v. the money will flow through the month country will see all. these trust them to. do something so. it's a monarchy. but it's almost always an. earthquake because he'd. already begun. there were you settlement in time a quito is situated thirty five kilometers from bernanke as in the border region within it's haleigh the village has a population of one hundred eighty alfonso lopez...
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nearly six hundred times you talked about freedom there or i think he presently said there's a funny thing people who've been voted for him against behind the pen and against fascism or they call fascism now are very disappointed because of the measure it is about the mag hands because of the impression you go near not something called not redundant lawn where they used to be a plan for an airport and against a student in the university said no i mean easy very authoritarian person i don't think in the pen would be more authoritarian i don't know of course but i mean the space and eighty's our concern is obvious and lascivious there is a campaign that is completely me get your money back but then of course east little hole in the american sense of the world that can be very combined with terry and these make you have seen with tony blair in britain he sent in thousands of french soldiers into western france as you say in in that situation about the airport we've seen tear gas on the streets of paris you expecting tear gas and soldiers so more i mean it's it's obviously the fiftieth anniversary of
nearly six hundred times you talked about freedom there or i think he presently said there's a funny thing people who've been voted for him against behind the pen and against fascism or they call fascism now are very disappointed because of the measure it is about the mag hands because of the impression you go near not something called not redundant lawn where they used to be a plan for an airport and against a student in the university said no i mean easy very authoritarian person i don't...
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bush came in as someone who seemed much more down to earth but was not as scripted, was very funny and peopleere happy about that. >> cokie roberts talking about her longtime friend there mrs. bush and often quoted a line from the movie "ferris bueller's day off" saying life moves pretty fast and if you don't stop and look around you'll miss it. later this half hour we'll look back at the bushes' remarkable love story. >>> president trump reacting to a new immigration ruling. neil gorsuch joi liberals striking down a law ailed at deporting immigrants convicted of certain crimes. the justices ruled the law as being too vague. president trump tweeted the court decision means congress must close loopholes that block the removal of dangerous criminal aliens including aggravated felons. this is a public safety crisis that can only be fixed by congress. >>> pretty hefty reyard being offered for identifying the man who attacked stormy daniels. daniels and her attorney released a sketch of the man she says told her to stay quiet about her alleged affair with the president. now, daniels was clear abou
bush came in as someone who seemed much more down to earth but was not as scripted, was very funny and peopleere happy about that. >> cokie roberts talking about her longtime friend there mrs. bush and often quoted a line from the movie "ferris bueller's day off" saying life moves pretty fast and if you don't stop and look around you'll miss it. later this half hour we'll look back at the bushes' remarkable love story. >>> president trump reacting to a new immigration...
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i didn't realize how funny some funerals, not all black people funerals are funny.did not know. i did not know how funny they were until i started going to funerals of my jewish friends or my white friends. it's just so different. >> seth: yeah, jewish funerals are not a laugh riot. >> no, not at all. not at all. so, i'm like, wow. this is very different. >> seth: yeah. >> this is very different. >> seth: well i very much look forward to that. and then, you shot -- you shot both of those in your own studio, tyler perry studios in atlanta. >> yeah. >> seth: which is an old army base. >> yes. it was fort mcpherson army base. it closed in 2011 and now it's the home of the studio. so yes. >> seth: and not just your films but they shot some "black panther" there and "walking dead." that's fantastic. do you -- just -- as soon as you saw there was an army base for sale, did you know, like, oh, that's what we can do movies there? >> no, i had my -- the last studio i had was much smaller and it was proprietary, so i only -- i did all my stuff there. and i thought, you know,
i didn't realize how funny some funerals, not all black people funerals are funny.did not know. i did not know how funny they were until i started going to funerals of my jewish friends or my white friends. it's just so different. >> seth: yeah, jewish funerals are not a laugh riot. >> no, not at all. not at all. so, i'm like, wow. this is very different. >> seth: yeah. >> this is very different. >> seth: well i very much look forward to that. and then, you shot --...
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ginni: it is funny how many people still remember that.that was -- i really give us credit, if i might, for having, sort of, relit the world of ai. you asked what i did early in my career -- i was an ai specialist at one time. so that would be a couple of decades ago. so it isn't like ai itself is brand-new. there are a number of things that make it different at this point in time. and what we did back then -- it was 2011 with "jeopardy" -- we had been working on ai for a good five years before. and this gets back to this idea of if you are always moving to where you think there is value in tech, we believe there would be value in this data, and that you had to be prepared for this world to do it cost-effectively, and more important, you would have to have technology that did not get programmed. and that is the difference with what our -- that is what watson and ai is. meaning what watson does -- you do not say, "if this, do that." every device you have has been programmed "if this, do that." somebody had to tell it what to do. your smart
ginni: it is funny how many people still remember that.that was -- i really give us credit, if i might, for having, sort of, relit the world of ai. you asked what i did early in my career -- i was an ai specialist at one time. so that would be a couple of decades ago. so it isn't like ai itself is brand-new. there are a number of things that make it different at this point in time. and what we did back then -- it was 2011 with "jeopardy" -- we had been working on ai for a good five...
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funny. these people make jokes that are not good for america. i think -- kamala harris is part of the problem in california. she is supporting illegals. she supports sanctuary city. she is not for law and order and she was the attorney general of california. now she us talking about twoojt seat attorney general, the president and the vice president not survive in an elevator. it's not funny. judge jeanine: he was an advisor to bill clinton and he has some advice for donald trump that may surprise you. surprise you. dick morris is with my name is jeff sheldon, and i'm the founder of ugmonk. before shipstation it was crazy. it's great when you see a hundred orders come in, a hundred orders come in, but then you realize i've got a hundred orders i have to ship out. shipstation streamlined that wh the order data, the weights of , everything is seamlessly put into shipstation, so when we print the shipping ll everything's pretty much done. it's so much easier so now, we're ready, bring on t. shipstation. the number one ch of online sellers. go to s
funny. these people make jokes that are not good for america. i think -- kamala harris is part of the problem in california. she is supporting illegals. she supports sanctuary city. she is not for law and order and she was the attorney general of california. now she us talking about twoojt seat attorney general, the president and the vice president not survive in an elevator. it's not funny. judge jeanine: he was an advisor to bill clinton and he has some advice for donald trump that may...
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not funny. - yes, yes. - right, i mean, it's funny and it's not funny, and that's not funny. - well, indeed, and people have said, oh, should we really be being funny at a time like this, it's a catastrophe, it's an emergency. - oh my god, you've got to laugh or you'll cry. - that and, as i say, it goes to a pretty dark place in the end, so i'm happy with -- - it does indeed, spoiler alert, it doesn't end well. so i want to talk about you and trump because the idea that you could somehow channel trump in trump's voice is in part, i believe, the fact that you have been one with trump going back many decades, right? - yes, yes. - you were the co-founder of spy -- - we were roommates. - you were old town. you were the co-founder of spy magazine, the magazine that back in the day was satirizing donald trump regularly and in a way that now has extraordinary prescient aspects to it. - well it's bizarre. we started this magazine spy, satire and journalism in an alloy, back in fall of 1986, and our first cover, back when it was just kind of, we conceived it as a new york magazine, the cover story was jerks, th
not funny. - yes, yes. - right, i mean, it's funny and it's not funny, and that's not funny. - well, indeed, and people have said, oh, should we really be being funny at a time like this, it's a catastrophe, it's an emergency. - oh my god, you've got to laugh or you'll cry. - that and, as i say, it goes to a pretty dark place in the end, so i'm happy with -- - it does indeed, spoiler alert, it doesn't end well. so i want to talk about you and trump because the idea that you could somehow...
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people laughed. across the board, i don't get good or funny. the interesting thing about this, if you want to go the president went to the gridiron dinner and it was one of the first that he's attended. he brought the house down. he was very funny. his speech was great. nancy pelosi was one of the speakers. i think that night, and then tom cotton. usually if you have an elected leader who has -- it's not easy to give a speech like that. they have to practice. it costs a lot because i usually farm it out to some a great speechwriter. i don't pick washington, d.c., needs to bring in anyone from the outside to do this types of things. the gridiron dinner has never done it. it's always fantastic. the line they have, the gridiron singes but it never burns. i hope that's the last of the sound bites i have to hear. her voice is really, it really gets to me. craig ferguson was one of the only comedians there that i thought was so gentle. he basically made fun of himself the entire time, anticomplement to me. so i remember that. she talks about the abor
people laughed. across the board, i don't get good or funny. the interesting thing about this, if you want to go the president went to the gridiron dinner and it was one of the first that he's attended. he brought the house down. he was very funny. his speech was great. nancy pelosi was one of the speakers. i think that night, and then tom cotton. usually if you have an elected leader who has -- it's not easy to give a speech like that. they have to practice. it costs a lot because i usually...
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funny. these people make jokes that are not good for america.hink -- kamala harris is part of the problem in california. she is supporting illegals. she supports sanctuary city. she is not for law and order and she was the attorney general of california. now she us talking about twoojt seat attorney general, the president and the vice president not survive in an elevator. it's not funny. judge jeanine: he was an advisor to bill clinton and he has some advice for donald trump that may surprise you. dick morris is with as a control enthusiast, i'm all-business when i travel... even when i travel... for leisure. so i go national, where i can choose any available upgrade in the aisle - without starting any conversations- -or paying any upcharges. what can i say? control suits me. go national. go like a pro. with esurance photo claims, you could have money for repairs within a day. wow! that was really fast. so it doesn't have to hurt for long. that's insurance for the modern world. esurance, an allstate company. click or call. judge jeanine: my next
funny. these people make jokes that are not good for america.hink -- kamala harris is part of the problem in california. she is supporting illegals. she supports sanctuary city. she is not for law and order and she was the attorney general of california. now she us talking about twoojt seat attorney general, the president and the vice president not survive in an elevator. it's not funny. judge jeanine: he was an advisor to bill clinton and he has some advice for donald trump that may surprise...
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. >> so i thought i'd just do this -- >> elone, that's not funny when people are nervous. >> i mean, it's april fool's, we should, like, lighten up, okay. >> on "cbs this morning." >> what do you want me to do, lie to you? man. >> this is a video from grand rapids, michigan. a local weatherman doesn't like the reactions he's been getting to his weather reports lately. >> 20. feels like 19. or feels like 70, i don't know. 47, partly cloudy. southwest breeze 10 to 15. here's a 60. i don't know if that's good enough for you guys. >> i don't know if that was the five-day forecast or two weeks notice or what. >> this morning's eye opening is presented by toyota, let's go places. >> clearly, mr. weatherman had had it with the job. i was curious like jimmy, does he still have a job today? he's over it. it's friday, april 13th. >> how about that. >> how about that. >> welcome to "cbs this morning." former fbi director james comey's highly charged new memoir slams the trump presidency as a forest fire that can't be contained. comey writes in "a higher loyalty" that president trump, quote, thr
. >> so i thought i'd just do this -- >> elone, that's not funny when people are nervous. >> i mean, it's april fool's, we should, like, lighten up, okay. >> on "cbs this morning." >> what do you want me to do, lie to you? man. >> this is a video from grand rapids, michigan. a local weatherman doesn't like the reactions he's been getting to his weather reports lately. >> 20. feels like 19. or feels like 70, i don't know. 47, partly cloudy....
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voices people very funny. and. a co money city with almost no coal mines left. the jobs are gone all the pay rises that. sees people the survivors of a world disappearing before their eyes. i remember thinking when i was younger that if anything ever happened to the coal mines here that it would become a ghost town but i never thought in the million years i would see that and it's happened it's happened. there's strong pressure by the security company that's by dependence again and by the media. donald trump to do something about it seemed good probably at some stage she might get into this pressure but i don't think it is his intention what i consider more likely down another u.s. military attack on syria is that united states policy bilby me to wreck any ethyl by the russians to to its and iranians to find a political solution. pope says. he put themselves on the line. to get accepted or rejected. so when you want to be president and. want to be rich. but you're going to be the person that's what before three of them or ten people that i'm interested always in
voices people very funny. and. a co money city with almost no coal mines left. the jobs are gone all the pay rises that. sees people the survivors of a world disappearing before their eyes. i remember thinking when i was younger that if anything ever happened to the coal mines here that it would become a ghost town but i never thought in the million years i would see that and it's happened it's happened. there's strong pressure by the security company that's by dependence again and by the...
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funny. these people make jokes that are not good for america.a harris is part of the problem in california. she is supporting illegals. she supports sanctuary city. she is not for law and order and she was the attorney general of california. now she us talking about twoojt seat attorney general, the president and the vice president not survive in an elevator. it's not funny. judge jeanine: he was an advisor to bill clinton and he has some advice for donald trump that may surprise you. dick morris is with me live next. yup, money. in fact, drivers who switched from geico to esurance saved hundreds. that's auto and home insurance for the modern world. esurance. an allstate company. click or call. ♪ most people come to la with big dreams. ♪ we came with big appetites. with expedia, you could book a flight, hotel, car, and activity all in one place. ♪ vof hundreds of families, he'se hmost proud of the one the heads he's kept over his own. brand vo: get paid twice as fast with quickbooks smart invoicing. quickbooks. backing you. judge jeanine: my nex
funny. these people make jokes that are not good for america.a harris is part of the problem in california. she is supporting illegals. she supports sanctuary city. she is not for law and order and she was the attorney general of california. now she us talking about twoojt seat attorney general, the president and the vice president not survive in an elevator. it's not funny. judge jeanine: he was an advisor to bill clinton and he has some advice for donald trump that may surprise you. dick...
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. >> that's not funny when people are nervous. >> it is april fools. people should lighten up. i'm feeling pretty optimistic about where tesla is at this point. this point, i have a clear understanding of the path out of hell. i did not until recently did not have thousands of americans who put downpayments on a tesla are waiting for their cars. ceo, elon musk says one of the issues he tried to cram too much technology into the car. one of the technologies is the so-called autopilot. musk took gail king along for a rid to check it out. >> you have this, you know, beautiful, like, glass roof. and a lot put into the roof. it's got infrared coatings, ultraviolet coatings. like a good pair of sunglasses. >> tesla model three, stands out for sleek design. one of the automakers key features. >> this is so creeping me out. so you are not turning the car is turning. >> right. >> that's getting renewed attention. autopilot system. the function aids driving task like staying within a lane. it is not supposed to replace a human driver. >> we can't expect. see, warning us. >> why did it do
. >> that's not funny when people are nervous. >> it is april fools. people should lighten up. i'm feeling pretty optimistic about where tesla is at this point. this point, i have a clear understanding of the path out of hell. i did not until recently did not have thousands of americans who put downpayments on a tesla are waiting for their cars. ceo, elon musk says one of the issues he tried to cram too much technology into the car. one of the technologies is the so-called...
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solve his problem with fox news and the republican base were so upset he got -- >> like -- >> funny, 300,000 peoplerossing illegally a year, minimum and the problem is fox news? >> i don't know if the problem is fox news or not. it is a crisis and we have to fix it. let's take it back to 2013, when the senate passed a comprehensive immigration bill and the gop said no. >> you're right. >> i invite my republican friends to -- >> so the democrats should be on board with the president granting 1.8 million -- >> that's not enough. >> the president proposed it -- >> that's not true. >> it was totally against the president offering -- >> he took away daca. >> he changed his rhetoric from being just a border wall to a border wall system. the democrats need to come to the table. >> give me a break. the reality here is it's the president who took away daca and now he wants to give it back? >> and you shut down the government over illegal aliens. >> just to get into the legislative part of it, mike brown had a bill that got 54 votes in the senate. if the president didn't back it, it didn't stop the lottery o
solve his problem with fox news and the republican base were so upset he got -- >> like -- >> funny, 300,000 peoplerossing illegally a year, minimum and the problem is fox news? >> i don't know if the problem is fox news or not. it is a crisis and we have to fix it. let's take it back to 2013, when the senate passed a comprehensive immigration bill and the gop said no. >> you're right. >> i invite my republican friends to -- >> so the democrats should be on...
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[applause] >> it's funny, having people from new york tell the how to get around the right museum -- wright museum. before i was a poet, i was an aspiring journalist and i just want to call they were my friend who just lost, my mentor, who was the first african-american press secretary for detroit mayor, father, husband, activist, he looked more like a ballplayer than a journalist. i was just an intern at wwj, i used to believe in this thing called true then he was one of those people who believed in it too. he was a marker hunter, and he has been seen shaking -- chasing markers over michigan and he says i've always been a fan of history. there is nothing like learning history at the location of happened. nothing like that in the world. it brings you alive, makes you understand it. where we were then and where we are now at how little things have changed in some ways. i thought about writing this for long -- this poem for chris russell. in the spirit of black women not being invisible even in this room or in media, or in general this is for sandra bland. if black women could be cut d
[applause] >> it's funny, having people from new york tell the how to get around the right museum -- wright museum. before i was a poet, i was an aspiring journalist and i just want to call they were my friend who just lost, my mentor, who was the first african-american press secretary for detroit mayor, father, husband, activist, he looked more like a ballplayer than a journalist. i was just an intern at wwj, i used to believe in this thing called true then he was one of those people who...
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her -- her security funny -- some people resent security and nancy reagan embraced it.he love -- her detail was so loyal to her and so good but there's a great story in the book i think about her lead agent guy named george never talked to anybody but he wanted to talk to me about her. and he actually sent me copies of the note state exchange the day at the hospital -- he went into the chapel and he -- handed her this handkerchief. and he said to her -- there's nothing we can do now but pray. so she shared that with me and i put that back in the book as well so normally after a the secret service agent they rotate so they don't want them to become -- in their assignment and too comfortable with it so george was her lead agent for six years, and one day he was told he had to go into the oval office to it see john simpson head of the secret servicing and the president. he goes in and they tell him that secret service is transferring him off of nancy's detail. but he, george is one who was going to have to tell. even the head of the secret service of the afraid to go tell
her -- her security funny -- some people resent security and nancy reagan embraced it.he love -- her detail was so loyal to her and so good but there's a great story in the book i think about her lead agent guy named george never talked to anybody but he wanted to talk to me about her. and he actually sent me copies of the note state exchange the day at the hospital -- he went into the chapel and he -- handed her this handkerchief. and he said to her -- there's nothing we can do now but pray....
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do you get funny looks from people wondering what is going on in the garage?realised there were no other distilleries in lincolnshire that i stopped telling him off and thought there might be something in this and that is when it turned serious. in five years the number of distilleries has more than doubled and there are 315 across the uk and with well over 100 british gin brands on the market, domestic gin sales hit £1.2 billion last year. one check we do is to test the strength of the alcohol. jamie baxter set up 17 of the uk's new distilleries and now he is helping to make gin in hull. it is 85.5% avb. it is pretty strong. 85% alcohol? roughly twice as strong as the finished gin. small—scale distilling was not allowed before 2006. it was only at that time customs and excise started to license small—scale distilleries. it is still a very young industry. and in the adjoining bar the owner explained what is driving this craft trend. people want something that is local or they know it has been lovingly made by hand and not by one of the big producers. and so, w
do you get funny looks from people wondering what is going on in the garage?realised there were no other distilleries in lincolnshire that i stopped telling him off and thought there might be something in this and that is when it turned serious. in five years the number of distilleries has more than doubled and there are 315 across the uk and with well over 100 british gin brands on the market, domestic gin sales hit £1.2 billion last year. one check we do is to test the strength of the...
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this group the voices of people very funny. a co money city with almost no coal mines left. the jobs are gone all the pay was said i'd. love to see these people the survivors of disappearing before their eyes. i remember thinking when i was younger that if anything ever happened to the coal mines here that it would become a ghost town but i never thought in a million years i would see that and it's happened it's happened. now here's a school i didn't expect to see in the international bright spying beat me i'll be so i stopped. six goals to one now do you know miss you know nothing to worry about that recently we sat down we go score number sixty not the fates of all they all go ask us to discuss the dreams of playing in the first of a free for well cup finals. this time call it will show today has come to a very wet and windy golden spying to chat to a man who might well be lifting the world in russia and some of his play for liverpool he's played for c.b.s. and now replace the celts because that's a bit shocked with thiago us past. you like to. join them this time callie wi
this group the voices of people very funny. a co money city with almost no coal mines left. the jobs are gone all the pay was said i'd. love to see these people the survivors of disappearing before their eyes. i remember thinking when i was younger that if anything ever happened to the coal mines here that it would become a ghost town but i never thought in a million years i would see that and it's happened it's happened. now here's a school i didn't expect to see in the international bright...
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they just market that stuff to people like her. >> funny you should say harry.ne thing she doesn't have. >> i haven't received my invitation to the wedding yet. >> i don't understand the obsession with stuff. >> she talks about the potential future of this museum and this collection. >> tmaybe grandchildren will coe along. it will be on e bay before i'm cold. >> just check e-bay in hopefully many many many many many many years. >> the millennials and their phones next right this minute. >> still to come, a young rider with big racing spirits. you can see she has the speed, how she is dominating the scene and making it look easy. >> you go girl. >> plus this tree frog has the web laughing. why this just ain't hitting the spot. daughter: uh oh. monkey swimming. irreplaceable monkey protection. detergent alone doesn't kill bacteria, but adding lysol laundry sanitizer kills 99.9% of bacteria with 0% bleach. daughter: uh oh. lysol. what it takes to protect. iall new big italian classics starting at $12.99. dishes too big to miss... like stuffed fettuccine alfredo. al
they just market that stuff to people like her. >> funny you should say harry.ne thing she doesn't have. >> i haven't received my invitation to the wedding yet. >> i don't understand the obsession with stuff. >> she talks about the potential future of this museum and this collection. >> tmaybe grandchildren will coe along. it will be on e bay before i'm cold. >> just check e-bay in hopefully many many many many many many years. >> the millennials and...
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the president weighed in tweeting so funny to watch fake news networks among the most dishonest groups of people i have ever dealt with, criticize sinclair broadcasting for being biased. sinclair is fair, superior to cnn and even more fake nbc,
the president weighed in tweeting so funny to watch fake news networks among the most dishonest groups of people i have ever dealt with, criticize sinclair broadcasting for being biased. sinclair is fair, superior to cnn and even more fake nbc,
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a lot of people thought she was funny. a lot of people thought she was crass. do we do the dinners? isn't it weird with the press, covering the president and, you know, dining with the president and -- the whole thing is goofy. i say end it. stick a fork in it. after this. >> i actually like sarah. i think she's very resourceful. like she burns facts and then she uses the ash to create a perfect smokey eye. like maybe she's born with it. maybe it's lies. probably lies. and i'm never sure what to call sarah huckabee sanders. is it sarah sanders, is it sarah huckabee sanders. is it cousin huckabee, is it anti-huckabee sanders. what is uncle tom for white women that disappoint other white women? >> neil: it's got to end. it's got to stop. i don't care if you're on the left or the right. what do these dinners prove. whether the president is there or not and you're trying to hold truth to power and trying to drink with power. stop it. it's not just because they crowded a big ball room. if you're a bigger than normal person, you can't move around. this whole thing is
a lot of people thought she was funny. a lot of people thought she was crass. do we do the dinners? isn't it weird with the press, covering the president and, you know, dining with the president and -- the whole thing is goofy. i say end it. stick a fork in it. after this. >> i actually like sarah. i think she's very resourceful. like she burns facts and then she uses the ash to create a perfect smokey eye. like maybe she's born with it. maybe it's lies. probably lies. and i'm never sure...
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over all of this group the voice of the people very funny and. a co money city with almost no coal mines left. the jobs are gone all the coal was a fed ex that was live to see these people the survivors of o'boyle disappearing before their eyes. i remember thinking when i was younger that if anything ever happened to the coal mines here that it would become a ghost town but i never thought in a million years i would see that and it's happening it's happened. with no make this manufacture consent instead of public wealth. when the running clubs to some protect themselves. when the final larry go around to lift certainly the one percent told. to ignore middle of the room signals. to throw the real news for. the swarms of them so moving. the good news who was before. much of those who heard it's a preview are. soon we. will. move . move. move show you. new york livable i mean it sounds good looking good. move muslim also these girls will get you going to go go go. go go to shul so look i do the same you know you can walk it's good to go. to starts to
over all of this group the voice of the people very funny and. a co money city with almost no coal mines left. the jobs are gone all the coal was a fed ex that was live to see these people the survivors of o'boyle disappearing before their eyes. i remember thinking when i was younger that if anything ever happened to the coal mines here that it would become a ghost town but i never thought in a million years i would see that and it's happening it's happened. with no make this manufacture...
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people kept asking if i was wearing a retainer. >> sandra bernhard, who is so funny. >> i specificallylater, people will comment on, you know, what i was wearing and loved the outfits and just nancy's outrageousness. it is really a big part of the lexicon of my career. >> james pickens, he's unbelievably talented. but we knew that, you know, decades ago. >> even before i got the "grey's anatomy" gig. i would get folks going, i remember you from "roseanne." you were chuck. you're a wild man, marvin. they even brought on bob hope one time for a came owe. the audience just went up. >> we get so used to seeing great people, that it just becomes an every day thing. sometimes you have to step back from it for awhile, look around and go, wow, i got to work with some of the best who had ever done it. >> and martin mull, fred willard, who are just incredible together. and sharon stone. >> my friend tobey maguire was on the show. leo dicaprio. >> leonardo dicaprio was darlene's friend. he was a doll. he was real sweet. joseph gordon-levitt. >> don't forget to come to my party on friday. >> anoth
people kept asking if i was wearing a retainer. >> sandra bernhard, who is so funny. >> i specificallylater, people will comment on, you know, what i was wearing and loved the outfits and just nancy's outrageousness. it is really a big part of the lexicon of my career. >> james pickens, he's unbelievably talented. but we knew that, you know, decades ago. >> even before i got the "grey's anatomy" gig. i would get folks going, i remember you from...
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people. this show is funny and grounded and it's kind. it's a kind show. get wild and yule out there. >> trevor: let me ask you -- >> who are you? the district attorney? ( laughter ) i cannot recall! i watch "law and order." you don't ask me no questions. ain't nobody said when you booked me for this show he gonna ask you a question. ( laughter ) >> trevor: let me ask you this, for a story that is about starting over again, for many people, your story in real life was inspiring because we all rooted for you. everyone was, like, we can't not have tracy morgan in our lives. >> i love you. >> trevor: you make us love comedians. >> i love you, trevor. ( applause ) >> trevor: when you look at your character in this show, is there a part of you in that story starting all over again? >> if tracy morgan got a second chance at life, why can't tray barker who is my character? >> trevor: right. >> i want to make a reconnection with the audience, with the people of the world. we all deserve a second chance. >> trevor: right. >> so i believe in that. we all make mistak
people. this show is funny and grounded and it's kind. it's a kind show. get wild and yule out there. >> trevor: let me ask you -- >> who are you? the district attorney? ( laughter ) i cannot recall! i watch "law and order." you don't ask me no questions. ain't nobody said when you booked me for this show he gonna ask you a question. ( laughter ) >> trevor: let me ask you this, for a story that is about starting over again, for many people, your story in real life...