gah gah gah gah!today the mooch sat down with chris cuomo and refused to talk about the firing. >> did the president tell you, "get rid of this guy, he's one of the leakers"? >> i'm not going to answer that question. >> why? >> because i just said i wasn't going to answer it. >> i know, but what happened to being straight? what happened to "i'm not gonna obfuscate?" >> i'm straightly, straightly not answering your question. ( laughter ) >> stephen: "hey, i'm an open book. okay? the pages are blank, and the title is 'book.' you figure it out." okay, let me straighten out something. hey, is that straight enough for you? ( cheers and applause ) didn't know it was loaded. the mooch went on to defend trump's treatment of attorney general and man trying to order one more cheddar bay biscuits, jeff sessions. >> you've got to have a very tough skin to work for and deal with the president. but if he respects your toughness and he respects your honesty and your loyalty, somebody said, as you guys were entering

. >> you reverse the scenario, ollie and i sitting here goo, gah, gah. >> you're exaggerating. do it all the time. this guy is clearly very good at his job. we know and recognize that he's very talented. he's probably very smart, if he's using this medium, and he is in with the times of using social media to help solve crimes. >> i was drowning under all of that absolute rubbish. >> i'd also like to point out he it us not look that much different from our own ollie pettigrew and he has that accent. >> oh, we have to look at him and talk to him all day. we can mute this one. >> did he ever find the scooter? >> if there were any tips, they've been completely lost in the thousands and thousands of comments of horny women. >> thank you very much. >>> these tree surgeons -- >> need to cut trees on the other side of this small waterway. >> she what happens once they get on that inflatable raft. >> that guy has zero balance. >>> and it's grown men versus one mouse. >> ahh! >> there it is, run! >> find out who wins this battle. >> these guys even with tools and weapons are losing. he n

gah. - aaahh! [clarinets playing] [blasting sound] [grunting] ding! - i win! i win!wide world of sports is this place? and how did you get so big? - hmm, must be all the pressure. - what are you talking about? - it must be... the pressure. i got to get out of here! - where are you going, you imbecile? - [laughing] [sucking sound] [explosion] [laughing] [laughing] - almost got you. oof. oof. [splattering] - [laughing] i just sweet-talked an old lady out of 20 bucks for a krabby patty. [laughs] - [moaning] - squidward, are you okay? - [babbling incoherently] such a nightmare. - squidward, what are you trying to say, buddy? - [coughs] i tried to get my clarinet in there. it's impossible. - clarin--oh, you mean this. - [gasps] where did you get that? - well, with all the ruckus you were making over it, i kept it with me just to make sure it was safe. - [growls] - call it a friendly gesture. - i'll show you a friendly gesture. do you know the horror i've endured? let's see how you like it! crash! [tires squealing] ah. - are you ready, mr. squidward? - yes, yes, i am. as a

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. >> gah! kids, every time.ust a rainbow. >> just makes you feel happy and nature and unicorny. >> it's a rainbow. >> why do we have such an emotional reaction to seeing it? >> it's the best. >> eventually it starts dissipating, when one of the other kids isn't so thrilled. >> how come rainbow leave? >> that means the rainbow went away. >> i think we're going to see plenty of rainbows this weekend. they're calling for lots of rain. >> pretty cool memory all captured right there. lucky them. back to the rainbow! >>> home for military service and with a baby son in his arms, time to surprise his mom. >> who are these people with the baby? >> a mother and son and grandson reunion, next. >> it's the stuff waiters do that drive you crazy. >> that is beautiful. what is this? >> he's just flirting and trying to get a good tip. >> here is a tip, don't touch people you don't know. >> see what bugs you, coming up on "right this minute." library break! shhhhhhhh have a break, have a kit kat! ♪ a cold, a bug, a flu ♪ when s