take the galapagos islands.n one of them, the finches evolved longer beaks to punch holes in cactus fruit. on another island, the beaks were shorter because jesus. and jindal was refreshingly -- jindal is on a retreat from knowledge. for example, he should insist that thunder is just god bowling, and lightning is god getting his picture taken with his bowling trophy. and yes, the lightning comes before the thunder, which would mean god got his trophy just before playing his game. but you know what they say -- god bowls in mysterious ways. so i applaud bobby jindal for deftly floating his presidential trial balloon. but don't call it that, because the science isn't in on ballooning yet. i mean, if hot air rises, how come hell is below us? we'll be right back. (cheers and applause) ah! come on! let's hide in the attic. no. in the basement. why can't we just get in the running car? are you crazy? let's hide behind the chainsaws. smart. yeah. ok. if you're in a horror movie, you make poor decisions. it's what you do