just a message from my bestie, gandalf, asking me to save middle earth...epic journey. >> hurry! >> stephen: hey, guys, i really got a feeling that the adventure is down hill. oh, yeah, i hear the black riders. i'm going to go give them one for-- >> gar hon al cen egor na hon dol lyst? >> hon thia al be aragorn. >> stephen: uh, guys, i speak elvish. i know what you guys were saying. something about aragorn. pretty sure. >> the greatest lover. >> i have made my choice. >> stephen: but you're engaged to my brother. there is no hope for us. >> there is still hope. >> stephen: you must stay with him... and just imagine he's me. shhhhh. don't cry. don't cry, my love. okay, maybe just a quickie. but don't tell him. ( laughter ) ste: forge est warrior. ofime, it is known by its ancient name: "swordy mcswordface." we held an online contest. it was a big mistake. >> the greatest wizard. >> stephen: hold it in your mind, wormtongue. hold it! but do not tell me. is this your card? >> the greatest comedian. >> stephen: so then i said: "boromir? i hardly know her." >> (