ambulance department, garda egan here. i need an ambulance to meet me on the johnstown road.woman giving birth beside me here in the car. yes, i do. as it happens, it's my wife. well, thanks, johnny. i'll pass that on... over. and hurry up... over. the lads in civil defence said congratulations. aaahhhh!!! oh, god. interesting times we live in. the miracle's over, the crowds are gone, and donal and liam are out of business. i wonder, was it corn oil or sunflower oil... on the statue? i don't know. gave donal and liam a tidy roasting anyway. it's all right, love. okay, okay, just take it easy. that was the worst one so far, ambrose. i know, love. remember just, just keep breathing. i am breathing. remember the classes. how would you know? you fainted at that bit. help me. i'm frightened. it'll be okay. i'm here. ah, the serenity of a good pub. what has you so happy? i've retired and my fortune is made. a fortune? thought you were fired. i was. but things turned out for the best. i'm supplying father clifford with a new car, well, newish. but what's best of all, i have just sep