try a titanic choucroute garnie a la alsacienne containing flintstone-size hunks of pork belly, poitrineops, plus, like, veal and pork links. oh, yeah. this is a truly heroic, uh, choucroute. >> fred: oh, look at the beautiful work of linking these. >> anthony: it's awesome. this dish is the, uh, single best argument for sharing a border with germany. [ laughter ] and of course the finest wines known to humanity. >> fred: we got german wine. we got silvaner in pirate bottles. >> anthony: sweet. what am i drinking here? >> david: canadian riesling. this is norman hardy riesling from prince edward county, five hours from here. amazing wine. >> anthony: there's an allegory here somewhere. i'm reaching for it. something about fred and dave's reckless abandon, coupled with precision and technique. a hockey metaphor, perhaps? ah, the hell with it. ooh, look, sausages. ♪ stella artois. voila! pockets. enjoy! why let life....keep you from enjoying life... surpri-- we got a laggy video call here.. you need verizon, the best network for streaming. trade ya. okay, people, that's a reset. let's take