qaddafi was a g, maybe gone, but we still have not captured quaddafi, gastafi and hannukah. folks, i am especially... (applause) folks, i am especially excited this war is over because it means we get to pick the next war! ( laughter ) i wonder who it's going to be. if we follow our standard war predictor, it's whoever we were propping up ten years ago. so start digging your spider hole, tony blair. (laughter) nation, it's not my job to tell you what to think; it's more of a hobby. this is "tip of the hat, wag of the finger." (cheers and applause) first up, folks, it is no secret that barack obama is destroying this country single-handedly. and i'm pretty sure the other hand is doing something gay to your gun. the good news is, according to rasmussen, if the election were held today barack obama would lose to herman cain. between now and next november, the only thing that could go wrong is if something goes right. that's why i'm giving a big tip of my hat to the tea party nation. on tuesday, the for-profit grass roots group e-mailed all 30,000 of its members asking them to t