the g series from gatorade.stephen: that's it for the r ["the colbert report" theme music playing] [cheers and applause] ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's show ♪ ow! ♪ whoo-hoo-hoo! ♪ whoo-hoo! ♪ yeah, yeah. [♪...] man: dave chappelle! what's up? [laughing] oh, man. what's poppin', y'all? i don't know if you guys know this, but my favorite tv show is coming back on the air. it's called making the band. whoo, it's a beast! puff daddy takes five people and puts 'em in a house together and makes 'em cut a record for bad boy. they argue, and they fight! oh, the fights. the drama! if you haven't seen the first season, you don't know what i'm talking about. here's the highlights from the first season. [♪...] dave imitating p. diddy: congratulations. y'all made it inside the house. you did good. all right, this is what's up. you can live here, you can record here. you can be bad boy artists here. but if you wanna do it, first y'all gotta walk to queens and get me a sugar cookie. [audience laughing]

the g series from gatorade. (cheers and applause). >> stephen: welcome back, everybody.night is the lead singer for the cars who's just released their first studio album in 24 years. shh! nobody tell them there's no music industry anymore. (laughter) please welcome ric ocasek! (cheers and applause) hey, ric, good to see you, my friend! (cheers and applause) now, long time viewers of the show will know that you are a long-time friend of the show. >> that's true. >> stephen: you've been here since the very beginning. >> that's right. >> stephen: you've been on here, you helped talk about how it's possible to walk on water. >> yup. >> stephen: you putted to rundgren on notice boards. >> oh, i did. >> you went along with my stage manager bobby to help find my eagle son stephen, jr. >> yup. (laughter). >> stephen: thank you for that. >> you're welcome. >> stephen: and now you have the band the cars, you're playing together again and you released your first studio album in 24 years "move like this." >> right. >> stephen: the reviews are incredible. >> thank you. >> stephen: an

the g series from gatorade. ing that a it for the report, everybody.le to tell, we went a little long with the interview with ambassador rice. so i am going to take a page out of jon stewart's book and throw that on the web at some point tomorrow. everybody here has got to go to bed it is about 3:00 in the morning. that's it for the report, everybody. good night. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪ two... two, three... ♪ ♪ (anxious sigh) where's the professor? eh, probably dead. already dissolving in a bathtub, if we're lucky. i was out on the widow's walk keeping a hopeless vigil for the return of my first delivery crew. it's been 50 years since they disappeared. huh, i knew you had other crews, but you never told us you had a first crew. i remember it like it was interesting. i had just built my new shipping and receiving emporium, and i scoured the hardware store parking lot to assemble the finest crew imaginable. there was candy, the raunchy by-the-books navigator; lifter, the devastating

the g series from gatorade.ght, former chair of the republican national committee, he's currently political analyst for msnbc, please welcome back to the program michael steele. [applause] sir, nice to see you. nice to see you. >> good to be here, man. >> jon: thank god. the puppet was very difficult to book this time. getting you here is much preferable. >> it's a lot easier, but he sends his best. >> jon: i did not realize that you were hanging out. >> i left him on the chair. he was having a latte. >> jon: i didn't know he was a liberal. a latte? really? >> we kind of balance each other. >> jon: i understand. so how are you... are you feeling a weight off your shoulders to not be the rnc chair during this time of tumult with all the republican presidential candidates? how do you feel? >> i feel good to have the weight off, but i really like the engagement and would like to be a part of making sure that we put forth the best candidate, the best foot, the best message to go toe to toe and have the folks out the

guys aren't stupid, i can't lie, there are problems in our band bigger than not drinking enough gatorade is the deal. we wish caleb well. the tour is done and let's hope he gets the help he needs, reportedly on the way y rehab. >> get well, get well. >> yes. >> moving on. the "vanity fair" issue that hits newsstands today in l.a. and new york features a gorgeous jennnner lopez on the cover. look at her. never looked better. apparently she spills everything about why her marriage with anthony -- with marc anthony didn't work out. she talks even about her relationship with p. diddy, breaking off her engagement to ben affleck. she talks about loving herself enough to move on, knowing when a person is not right for you. clearly there were a lot of problems in the relationship before this divorce that kind of took a lot of people by surprise. she does say that she'll always respect marc as a singer and performer and he will always hold a special place in my heart as the father of my children. a lot of people interested in lopez right now. she's doing so well professionally. she just signed th

just his second home run of his career and first gatorade shower as a pro. the astros won a wild one 6-5. that's your early look at sports on "early today." i'm fred roggin. >> "early today" sports is brought to you by just for men hair color. live forward. >>> most 18-year-old girls would love a shot at acting. one on primetime tv says she's going to quit forever. your early morning entertainment headlines are straight ahead. >>> plus, what would you do if you were suddenly in charge of city hall? we'll tell you about one 11-year-old's choice as mayor for a day. you're watching "early today." >>> welcome back. a look at your forecast has more quiet weather. only chance for showers and storms through new mexico, maybe southern arizona. but phoenix today, you're going to be hot. 109. a warm stretch here along with your friends in vegas. that warmth has spread up through idaho. not quite in the northwest. it's sunny. you really can't complain. but temperatures tomorrow and today both in the 70s. low 80s tomorrow around portland. if you're watching us in eugene

stepped in and stepped out, a walkoff grand slam, just his second home run of his career and first gatorade as a pro. the astros won a wild one, 6-5. that's your first look at sports. i'm fred roggin. >>> and now for another quick look at the weather, here's nbc meteorologist bill karins with the weather channel forecast. good morning again, bill. >> sometimes, you know, you want a beautiful day, you just would rather save it for the weekend. that's kind of one of those cases where we were really raining in the midatlantic, new england, sunday, monday, tuesday. this is by far the best day we'll see for a while. just gorgeous out there. it's in the 60s in new england, it's very comfortable out there. and today is going to be about as perfect as it gets with temperatures, the low to mid-80s just about everywhere. d.c. may get into the upper 80s but even there the humidity is going to be low, partly cloudy in the afternoon. nice little breeze. so this is a perfect summer wednesday. so if you can get away from work early or even school in some areas now, it's going to be gorgeous. as far as tom

and some guy in the band tweeted, we have bigger problems than one of our guys not drinking enough gatoradend, let's hope they get their act together. [ female annnnncer ] ]ind yourself sometimes cleaning up after your dishcloth? bounty extra soft can help. in this lab test bounty extra soft leaves this surface three times cleaner than a dishcloth. super clean. super soft. bounty extra soft. in the pink pack. >>> here are some stories to watch today on abc news. the senate votes on the debt deal just a few hours after it did pass the house finally last night. the stock exchange in china, japan, and other overseas markets lost ground in this morning's trading. >>> secretary of state hillary clinton and defense secretary leon panetta discuss mideast peace today. they'll meet with israel's defense minister in washington. >>> and expect lackluster sales figures from automakers today. analysts blame higher sticker prices and interest rates on last month's slow-down at dealerships. >>> and finally, if you've been to seattle's space needle then you've seen the earth from an extreme height. now the

he's lost at & t, gatorade. while it's all relative, things are not going well for tiger woods. in some 82 weeks. obviously he's not going to be getting many more deals if he doesn't turn his golf game around soon. >> thanks, darren. appreciate it. >>> that does it for me today. see you back here at 11:00 a.m. eastern tomorrow. in the meantime, contessa brewer picks it up from here. >>> do you know how many people in america would love to get paid to play golf? he's getting $25,000 a round? i would take $25. i would take 25 cents. let me play for free. >> you and me both. >> veronica, we're continuing to watch the wall street stock market today. what's the next bubble to burst here? some say take a look at college campuses. the student loans are a real problem and the question is when students graduate, do they have jobs to pay that money back. >>> plus, a man wins a contest with a prize of living at the airport. why in the world would you even enter that contest? what's up, smart? oh, just booked a summer vaycay. ooo. sounds pricey? nah, with the hotels.com summer sale, you can

. >> we get gatorade and replenish them. they're going to be good. >> reporter: ali and christine, we focused a lot on dallas-ft. worth area and oklahoma and arkansas. one of the towns in america you really need to send your prayers out to, wichita falls. they set a record yesterday for the most consecutive days they've ever seen of temperatures over 100 degrees. they reached the 43-day mark yesterday. here's the crazy part. had it not been for one day where they dropped down to a chilly 98 degrees, they would have reached the 63-day mark yesterday. that's just downright awful. >> you can't do anything. >> yesterday morning when he was -- when ed was out there, there were people running around behind you. they say they are there for their early morning walks. kudohs to those folks because i wouldn't be anywhere close to running in 99 degrees. >> or 79. >> as carol just pointed out, i wouldn't be out there at 79 or 59 either. >> actually, you should not be out. there have been deaths because of this. in georgia, two high scho

think of gatorade, something better than that but not the right kind of water.m, now we're talking! >> if i was in the island, this is exactly what i was using coconut water for. >> regular water while you're working out might be a better choice? >> if you're working out and you're sweating a lot, you need the electrolytes, pick the gatorade. if you want to hydrate yourself on a nice, cool beach, coconut water might be the right thing to do. he knows about that. >> our floor manager is into coconut water, i know. good to see you. have a good rest of the summer. prime minister david cameron speaking to parliament right now about the riots in london and he said they'll be looking for inspiration from boston? we'll explain. top of the hour. then what a bunch of bull! police unable to reign in this wild suspect. wait until you hear who they called in for backup. [ man ] behind every business is a "what if." what if we designed an electric motorcycle? what if we turned trash into surfboards? whatever your what if is, the new sprint biz 360 has custom solutions to mak

jessica flagged this deal on gatorade.ollar. >> they're regularly 7.9 7.99. >> reporter: her mother kimberly is always close by. says her daughter's unusual h hobby has meant real savings. >> in three years, close to $4,000. >> reporter: now it's time for jessica to check out. this is the moment before the moment of truth. >> yeah, i'm nervous and excited. >> reporter: the register rings away. that's a lot of stuff. $67.52 worth. but jessica only spent $15.37. for a savings of 77%. >> i can't believe i did that. ready to start couponing? here's her final tip. >> definitely have organization, be patient andndou might not save as much as i do on your first shopping trip. but over your couponing trips it will get more and more. >> reporter: words of wisdom from this savvy young saver. >> that organization is no joke. it's a lot of work. if you're going to be a serious coupon eer you have to strategi. ouponer -- . >>> bart is warning riders to on for protests that may shut down some stations today. they are calling for a prote

. >> we get gatorade and replenish them and they will be good. >> reporter: ed lavandera is live outsidellas for us. >> the coach sounded like he wasn't too worried about his players, but we have been hearing all of these stories about kids, even coveaches and collapsing and dying from the heat sometimes. >> reporter: it doesn't have to be over a hundred degrees to make this a really serious problem. you know, the deaths we have seen, one in florida, georgia, a coach that collapsed here in the dallas area. really the heat index is what they monitor a lot of times. we have heard of teams monitoring that heat index once it gets to a certain point, they take them off the field. some marching bands in north texas area not practicing outside and taken their rehearsals indoors. >> ed, we will follow the story closely. 33 days now of a hundred plus heats. >>> tiger woods has a new caddie and new swing and a new start. can he get back to the old tiger? we are on the course to his return to the tour next. >>> and coming up, he's been the face of the muscular muscular d association for decades but

there are problems in our band bigger than drinking not gatorade. you? good? we must give a shout-out to wisconsin teachers, right? and also where? >> st. louis. >> all right. all right. let's get to the boards. one or two things going on this morning we want to talk about as you head out the door. we are going to talk about emily. cast your eye on haiti because this is what we call the spaghetti model. the reason there's a split with the stripes is we don't know if it will hold together once it goes across the mountains. that's bad news for haiti. it's an awful lot of rain. we think it stays a tropical storm but we'll know more by the time we get into thursday. here's the heat. look at this amazing statistic, 67 days of -- look at wichita falls, how hot has it been, 39 days in oklahoma. 66 days in san angelo, texas. this scorcher continues and goes all the way up into iowa today. that is the weather around the nation. >>> and here's what's ahead on "good morning america" this morning. is it all right for you to throw back a cocktail while you've go

it looked like a gatorade bottle under the x-ray with tremendous punch. >> when you look at the underwearng on planes. what is being done to counter that? >> that is a problem of the past. tsa put in a program called secure flight. it's why you put your birth date, genter and full name on your registration. the government is now in charge of matching the passenger manifest with the no-fly list. in the last, airlines some did it well and some not well. that was the problem. if they didn't do it well, somebody on the no-fly list gets on the plane. now tsa has that. you haven't heard people are on the watch list. they use a sophisticated system to do that. all the problems we talk about, that one, really is solved. >> to complain about the tsa, we have to take our shoes off. are we getting better at that, getting ahead of them rather than chasing them? >> yes. yes. one of the things about the liquid restriction, it took the hydrogen peroxide off the table. they spent all that time developing a really good formula, undetectable, powerful, that they can't use. we saw that with the christmas bo