oh, geez. can we choose another avatar maybe? something more killy? my enemies. >> oh, yeah. it's very powerful. >> powerful in sort of a small girly way. >> it's an amazing way. little girl comes around the corner having a big fireball on her head. >> i'll try to keep up with you for a few minutes. >> press w to go forward and then press the right and left click together. then the right key on the mouse. >> forward is w. >> uh-huh. this other skills, e-shift and left together. >> left shift and then -- >> left together, yeah. then space, right click, left shift with left click together. >> brutal. how long did it take you to figure out how to move around in this world? >> about ten minutes. >> ten minutes, yeah. okay, me and simon are going up against these kids and i'm expecting to pistol whip some bitches unless time has once again passed me by. the life of a professional video gamer is a concept that's not easy for me to grasp. these young nerd lingers are famous. they have tv shows where they compete and are making actual cash money. they have sp

president again and i'm getting advice from the smartest woman i know. >> me. >> well geez, i should be the one giving you advice because in 2008 i got a heck of a lot closer to the white house than this gal did. hillary we should let you get back to some sleep. >> i need to get back to 2008 and send a bunch of e-mails. >> no! >> and we're going to save the best for last here, i think television host steve harvey it's safe to say had a rough sunday night in what might go down as one of the most awkward moments in live television this year. announced the wrong winner of miss universe. >> miss universe, 2015 is -- colomb colombia! ♪ i have to apologize. the first runner-up is clolombc. miss universe 2015 is philippines. listen, folks, let me just take control over this. this is exactly what's on the card. i will take responsibility for this. it was my mistake. it was on the card. >> steve harvey explaining things there, you see miss colombia had been crowned, waving and the crown just basically gets yanked off her head and put on miss philippines, that is crazy. things grew more uncomf

geez, lis, you're riding the girliest bike in the world. ooh, i stand corrected.y, dipwad, bikes only.

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. >> geez! >> geez, i should be giving you advice because in 2008 i got closer to the white house than this gal did. here is my advice. you got to do what you believe in your spirit, but also, america. but not teachers and their fat liberal books, but also, an even why worry about fast food wages with their status kquo, which i another latin word, status quo. meanwhile, americans are being taken for a ride and only the man can only ride you when your back is bent, so! >> she is so spot-on. we will have more funny moments from "snl" later in the show. >> yeah. i'm glad that -- they got a new movie out together. tina fey and amy poehler are so good together. >>> major moves to come overseas. turkey closes troops in iraq after massive protests make it clear they are not welcome. >> terrorism. a top concern of americans right now. the american presidential candidates tell how they would fight isis and keep america safe. >> they want american troops back in the middle east. they want american soldier

. >> geez. >> just like people. >> yep. pretty much. >> have you ever been to rear --y?isbelief not disbelief been a couple of times. they scare the heck out of me. don't know how people don't get hurt. you have seen roller derby of course. so quincy has been school principal, a trash collector. >> look that the. >> now he wants to be a skater with the roller derby. here we go. >> philadelphia roller derby the league is amazing. we have the ladies, now, actually looking for kicked as well. >> we have juniors program ages six to 18. boys and girls both. we separate them by skill level. i think it will go like three months to six month segment, so give it a try. get some equipment. we actually have stuff that they can use as they come out to try it, you know, don't have to commit by buying everything, your skates or anything ahead of time. >> you know i have ' been here for little bit. we've done little couple of drills. now, you said, if you're not falling in roller derby, you're not really trying. >> very true. because do you have try new things. and when do you that you

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geez: they have a whole different perspective, especially on the financial markets. especially feaster having children at what not -- and whatnot. i' m not saying it is contingent on that. anthony: millennials will be long-term holders of equities? they are a little jaded right now because of what they have experienced. james: i don' t think so. i think it will take an entire generation. it will take an entire generation for people to believe in long-term investing and compounding over the cycle. keith: volatility does make people more afraid. but i also see a desire for people who learned because of what happened to their parents. but we see is people saying i' m not going to let this happen to me. i am going to own my future. gary: they are going to be re going to learn had to be in an out. they are going to do a lot more lives. jj: you have this whole generational transfer of wealth. james: i think they are getting married in their late 20' s and s. you also have to-career households. it is extensive out there. the other thing that is important is they care about the companies they

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oh, geeze. >> yeah, that line doesn't go down. it goes straight. >> he came up the ramp and just realized i don't know where this goes. i don't want to go over the jump and over the other side. a second video very similar except this guy is not in any mountain bike race. he's just out there in the woods with his buddies. >> awe come on. >> that bridge was this short and he is that big. duh. >> i think they saw it coming from a mile away. that's why the camera was rolling. jewels. >> are you all right, buddy? >> i yeah. >> last video, this guy is on his quad on a frozen lake. he's slowly starting to get this doing doughnuts. >> oh! i saw that coming. >> he looks like those things at >>> puppy makes a splash. >>> all right, everybody, admit it, at least at one point in your life you've probably dated more than one person at a time. >> i doubt about that. >> she plead the fifth over here, gail. in this video from elite daily, her. she's not really into him and p.j.s. text, so they go out to a bar, she's super excited to be there, but

geez. jill wagner at the new york stock exchange, thanks a lot, jill. >>> british rock band coldplay will headline the upcoming super bowl halftime show and might be joined on stage by past performers. coldplay's performance will mix the band's hits with popular songs from its latest album due out today. you can watch the super bowl on february 7th right here on cbs. >>> up next, the "thursday night football" thriller. the packers get their prayers answered as aaron rodgers's hail mary pass comes up big. tecfidera is not an injection. it's a pill for relapsing ms that has the power to cut relapses in half. imagine what you could do with fewer relapses. tecfidera may cause serious side effects, such as allergic reactions, pml, which is a rare brain infection that usually leads to death or severe disability, and decreases in your white blood cells. the most common side effects are flushing and stomach problems. tell your doctor about any low white blood cell counts, infections, any other medi

. >> geez louise, it's blowing. >> reporter: it's already turned deadly. >> man, a real-life tornado. >> they've got emergency folks out here videoing the damage. there's 18-wheelers blowing over. an old cotton ginn. >> parts of holly springs mississippi reduced to piles of bricks. families planning to spend the holidays at home left figuring out what's left. richard cantu, abc news, new york. >> those storms are striking just as tens of millions of americans head out for the holidays. yesterday was the busiest travel day this holiday season. for many it's been a nightmare. airports packed with hundreds of cancellations and nearly 6,000 delays. this southwest airlines flight you're about to see was forced to return to oakland for an emergency landing. you see it there. the plane had a mechanical problem. it had to circle for nearly four hours. >> the plane was thumping and it was going very slow because they were trying to get the landing gear up and it wouldn't go up. >> if you haven't finalized travel plans yet, be aware the second worst travel day is expected to be this sunday. >>

. >> larry: geez, who is your new inform ant, [bleep] incredibly obvious, maybe? now of course, of course the fbi and the nightly show aren't the only ones with theories, presidential candidate ted [bleep] incredibly a moiing kreuz weighed in with his theory. >> the media promptly wants to blame him on the prolife movement when at this point there is very little evidence to indicate. >> he said no more baby parts. >> well, it's also reported that he was registered as an independent and as a woman and as a transgender,. >> larry: man, ted cruz isn't just drinking kool-aid, he's swan diving into it. so after just making up that a leftist ago vis shot a planned parenthood he then said this. >> i don't think it's fair to blame on the rhetoric of the left. >> oh, fine, someone give this machine a metal. how gracious are you not to blame the rhetoric of the people who you just pretended committed this crime. >> the kool-aid is strong with this one. strong. quool aid. pouring out. and there's one person who clearly has gone from drinking kool-aid to getting it intravenou

geez. >> thanks for watching. ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new yorkt's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- bruce springsteen, jeffrey tambor, musical guest chris stapleton,

geez. yes, both parents are cuban. ernie: you've embraced your cuban heritage. >> you can't get away from it. ernie: you haven't been there but you'd like to go when things change. >> yeah. i mean i choose not to spend my dollars in a communist country. we've had that conversation before. if i see real change, i think i would like to visit. ernie: i know. a lot of the restrictions have been lifted, but it's not normal. >> you can't fly there just for you can't just say i want to soak in some rays and sip some drinks. you still have to have one of several enumerated reasons for going. it's usually educational, a religious group, a humanitarian or -- ernie: there's a list of them. >> right. you can't just pick up and go. so -- ernie: but it's opening up as we know. things are still unsettled. we know that politically in many ways. how long -- when it opens up, what will u.s. have on cuba? take. i want to make sure any concessions that our government gives to a communist nation are prefaced on them making concessions for

a forceful, if you can give it competence of the vetting process that you have for those rest you geez. some landed in houston on monday. i hope the response of houston was a celebratory one because of the recent discussion they happen to be from syria. all of the news cameras and stations were going to film or record they're coming into the state. i might say that we have been taking refugees for the state of texas for a very long time. i am delighted that the state of texas abandon what was an illegal action to stop the refugees from coming in. i'd be happy -- my last question which is one that i may want to probe a little more, i really want to track. let me be very clear over the years i've seen a number of our men and women who have worn the uniform who have brought in their fiancÉ from the place in which they have taken up arms. these are wonderful marriages, this was a wonderful tribute to the diversity of people. but in the instance of the terrorist and this individual, i cannot help but having discovered publicly that this person had been radicalized for one or two years as to

. >> oh, geez, it looks like i went through time and space again. had to become a secretary. >> of state! >> that was a real fun election, i was paired up with that cute lil jon ttle john mccain fella, may he rest in peace, i'm guessing. >> still alive. >> i will let you get back to sleep. >> yes, i need to get back to 2008 and send a bunch of e-mails. >> no! >> cute, too cute. their movie was well-reviewed. but it's obviously in the juggernaut of "star wars," it didn't do so well. >> i think it might be one of those things people go to later. if you didn't stick around to the very last of snl, you missed out on something. paul mccartney joined the boss, bruce springsteen, and trust us, it was excellent. you better not pout, i'm tellin' you why santa claus is comin' to santa claus is coming to town >> he always, i don't know, he looks terrific -- >> he works out a lot. >> there's something very cute i haven't seen. have you seen this? >> hm-mm. >> microsoft opened a new store right down the street from apple. it's a new commercial for the holidays, addresses the rivalry, i guess it's leg

. >> the feast of the seven fishes, it signify seven miracles of geez that is performed over it. there is no set fish that is done. >> reporter: restaurt has over 100 reservation this is christmas eve and they say a lot of people make reservations tonight, for next year. >>> meanwhile in other news police are investigating a crash involving a fire truck in pottstown this evening. a vehicle struck the fire truck on north hanover street around 1:30 this morning, that kara appeared to flee the scene continuing on to hit a building. the the driver of that car was taken into custody for suspicion of driving under the the influence. >>> this was the scene this afternoon in the bucks count a long u.s. route one, a tractor trailer rolled over and spilled an entire load of peanut butter that it was carrying. the accident happened just after 1:00 near intersection of mapel avenue in langhorne. the the driver wasn't injured. >>> chopper three also over feasterville today's mergecy crews responded to the 300 brook of philmont have avenue around 11:15 this morning. a car crashed in the flatbe

oh, geez.record or diana ross "love hangover" or is that too obvious? i like to be respectful of ancient tradition, but the jokes write themselves. what, there's, like, ropes inside or handles? where do i get a pair of those pants? those are some super freaky pants. >> did you see the golden belts? >> it's got to be because the pants are awesome. imagine what the belt looks like. ♪ does he stop yelling at some point? >> the announcer is called -- >> yeah. >> and in slang, it means person who talks too much. it's too loud. it's time for political end. lots changed since your last visit. >> obviously the mood has changed a lot which is weird because everything seemed to be going so well. things seemed to be getting more tolerant. >> tolerance level is so low these days. >> right. >> people taking sides don't like the other one. these people don't like our kind. >> so what happens if someone doesn't like your joke? somebody in a powerful position does not like your comedy. what happens? >> dependi

many people also hung epp geez to departed loved ones on the tree. >> local hospital is transformed intoter wonder land. "eyewitness news" at magee rehabilitation hospital where holiday party was held for patience and their famils on sunday. guesses -- guests treated to food, music, visit from saint a all pocket together by the ad a.m. foundation. former penn state foot paul played suffered opine injury, defied the odds by walking again after being treated at magee. >> ♪ >> sweeted sound of the season display in camden county. "eyewitness news" had a haddonfield, caroll ers treated at the senior complex, for a few songs. plenty of people joined in to sing their holiday favorite. >> group, here, rehearsed for first ever mummers parade appearance. "eyewitness news" at the christ church and saint ambrose, bomb beer owe's part of newly created philadelphia division, which reflect the city's growing cultural and ethnic diversity. we'll see them next week. coming up in the next hour of "eyewitness news", our drop/day for the "joy of sharing" toy fest is about to get underway. and there is fran

>> oh, geez, looks like i wepep through time and space again. poor thing. i heard that after you lost you had to become a secretary. >> of state. >> oh, god, that is a real fun e election and i was paired one with that cue j fellow, and may he rest in peace, i'm guessing. >> he is alive. >> and hillary, weu get back to sleep. >> i need to get back to 2008 and send a bunch of e-mails. >> n >> cute, cute, cute. and the movie was well reviewed, t obviou in light of the juggernaut of "star wars," it didn't do well, but maybe word of mouth. >> it is maybe one of the things that people go to later.an k around up till the end of a paul mccartney cameo and he joined the b bs and sang. and trust us, it was excellent. >> you better not pout, i'm telling you why santa claus is coming santa claus is coming to town santa claus is coming to town >> he is always -- i don't know, he looks terrific. does. and something very cute i haven't seen. have you seen this? >> no. >> microsoft opened up a new store here in new york city right down the street from apple. and new comme

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geez, just this morning, taking care of the bottles, i've left a note, pumped. i don't know if anybody wants to know that i pumped. i did do it. and harry's like be quiet in there with that machine. i'm like, you put these pumps on you. >> so you guys, do you have a cat? you had one? >> we have a cat. i'm allergic to cats, but they're like the forbidden fruit for me. i love cats so much, i would, as a kid, i would suck my thumb and pet with my eyes swollen shut, but didn't seem to bother my mother. >> even though you were allergic allergic? >> she had cats my whole life. >> that is horrifying. >> isn't that hilarious? >> you loved cats when you were a kid. do you sleep with your pet? there's new research that says if you want a peaceful night's sleep you should let the pet share the bed. blake is weird. he sleeps with the head, it's almost unusual. look at his eye. it's like, get off me. that's his get off me eye. >> that's the old side eye. >> it really was. look. >> it is so calming, except when they're up and about. >> i remember before bernie had to go live

>> oh, geez. i think nike's going to have a good quarter.'ve got so much momentum versus -- look, i've listened, apple could be a good stock, but it's second half stock because people made a statement, and the statement is they are only cell phones. be more than cell phones. greatness about nike is western europe and china and united states and then we have, geez, we have olympics coming, a lot of good stuff. >> yeah, yeah. i was hoping for philly but i don't know, jim, next year? >> no. i mean, i think there's -- geez, redskins come on, and giants, if they didn't have the injuries, much further, look, the half teams like cardinals and panthers, they are -- kansas city coming on strong. new england. the teams are halves. they just got -- they are loaded. >> never thought i'd say it, but pittsburgh, they could be on the field with anyone right now, couldn't they? >> you know, how many buys can you have in so much time to get rested. adelman is back. the teams, almost unfair. unfair that there's a couple franchises better than everybody else.

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. >> oh, geez. >> exactly, yeah. >> oh, no. >> i did not order that. we're not having that. >> we're not having that. >> i'm thinking we'll stick to the plain blood soup, thank you very much. >> the way they make it is they take the raw blood and they scrunch it with lemon grass for a long time. >> right. >> because that kind of kills the gamey flavor of the blood, helps with the coagulation and adds flavor. then they actually make chopped larb. the minced meat salad. looks raw. that goes in. whole bunch of deep fried krunai, or innards. [ speaking foreign language ]. >> here it is. >> you're not kidding. that's like a horror movie. like "csi" soup. i'm eating out of an open wound. actually, that's completely delicious. utterly delicious. >> that makes you look like a vampire. it's quite spicy. you can taste the chili. it doesn't really taste like blood. it just kind of tastes sweet and rich. let's see if we can change your mind about brains. >> delicious. i'm not lying. this is delicious. anyone would completely love this. >> you eat too much of it, y

. >> geez. >> thank you. >>> whoever says lightning doesn't strike twice never met one woman in californiat until you hear how she beat the odds and is waking up much richer. >>> we'd all like to win the lottery just once. >> but a california man is lucky to win twice moments from each other. a fast mart sold the winning ticket to rodney last week, he stopped to pick up some $30 scratchers, he stepped outside to scratch one, and won $1,000. so he decide ed d to play again. >> someone came in, bought three, he got the last one. >> $10 million. >> wow. >> they also sold a $25,000 scratcher last month and a $30,000 ticket last year making it one of the luckiest locations in the central valley. i'm sure everybody is headed there now. >>> let's get lucky with our weather. tom? >> we will by tomorrow. between now and then we'll get more rain. it continues to come in out of the southwest heading northeast across virginia into maryland, the district. we'll have this all the way into mid to late afternoon. then it will really begin to break up by the time we get into the overnight hours. for the re

noah rob and 19-year-old jacob scott and 19-year-old mike walker, and 19-year-old freshman, michael geez from pennington, new jersey. they are all on bail and a preliminary hearing is scheduled for january 7th, as to why, githins says it's tied to an assault on his fraternity president but again they targeted the wrong home. >> nasty allegations there. >> thank you. >>> philadelphia police released video of a man wanted for attacking two teenagers for their phones last month. and video from inside a grocery store from girard avenue on september 16 and, the young man seen here before the crime waited outside for a couple they spotted outside of the store. they punched the 18-year-old man in the face and pushed the 19-year-old female and took hers as well. both were treated for minor injuries, if you recognize either suspect, please call southwest detectives. >> "action news" viewer, willy foscocaptured sights and sounds in port richmond this morning after an atv burst into flames at 2:30 a.m., fire spread from the all-terrain vehicle to a house, and even though he tells "action news" the