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could switching to geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance?giving your valentine a crappy gift a bad idea? a few weeks ago, we asked you to find out for us by giving your valentine a terrible gift -- on purpose and on tape. and here are some of the winners. >> you got me -- but anyways -- >> it's great. i love you, honey. and thank you so much for this. >> this is amy's present. >> wow. underpants. >> chippy, happy valentine's day. present. >> yes, thank you. >> you got it. what do you mine got it? this is it? this is a valentine's present? you couldn't get a box of candy, a pearl necklace, something? not even 100 watt bulb? it's 25 watts. what kind of gift is this? that is [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. >> give it back to me. i'll give it to somebody else. >> jimmy: not even -- not even 100 watts, uncle frank? >> 25. >> jimmy: what's wrong with you? >> dicky: geico. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with nancy grace, music from the twilight singers and nancy grace, m

curtis: welcome back to geico gecko: caller steve, go right ahead.yeah, um, i just got a free rate quote on geico.com, saved a ton, and it only took me 5 minutes and 12 seconds! steve: i was wondering, is that some sort of record? gecko: that's a good question. let's have a look. curtis: mmmm, not quite. someone's got you beat by 8 seconds. gecko: still, i mean, that's... that's quite fast! steve: well, what if i told you i only used one hand? anncr: geico. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. was that cinnamon you put in the dessert? yeah. little dash of nutmeg too. mmm, nutmeg. [ female announcer ] k-y brand intense. makes that big moment feel even bigger. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i hope you had a great day. you'll enjoy this right here. i need you to hang on to your pants, everybody, because they're about to get blown off. [ light laughter ] it's time for "battle of the instant dance crews!" here we go! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: before the show, we picked ten people from our audience

.™ curtis: welcome back to geico gecko: caller steve, go right ahead.o.com, saved a ton, and it only took me 5 minutes and 12 seconds! steve: i was wondering, is that some sort of record? gecko: that's a good question. let's have a look. curtis: mmmm, not quite. someone's got you beat by 8 seconds. gecko: still, i mean, that's... that's quite fast! steve: well, what if i told you i only used one hand? anncr: geico. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. >> going to a job interview, i make sure i've got the right guidance. it's the same with my taxes. turbotax has a unique gps feature that guides me step-by-step. and calculations are guaranteed 100% accurate. they even offer audit support. and help me reach my maximum refund, guaranteed. >> man: try turbotax now. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. i'm here with the one and only ann curry. and we're playing "pictionary." we've recruited a couple of audience members as teammates. what is your name, where are you from? >> i'm eric mcvice. i'm from martinsburg, west virginia.

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host: could switching to geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance?ake two to tango? ♪ ♪ anncr: geico. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to our show, everybody! thanks for watching. i hope you had a great day. i hope you have a great one tomorrow. hey you guys, it's time to announce this week's "late night hashtag." as you know, it's 2011 now, or as i like to call it, the oh-one-one. [ light laughter ] so, i went on twitter, i started a hashtag earlier called "#itsthe011son." [ laughter ] a lot of people out there, making crazy, weird new years resolutions for 2011. why? 'cause it's the oh-one-one, son. for example, i tweeted out "my new years resolution is to get my hair cut like kid from kid 'n play. don't ask me why. #itsthe011son." [ laughter ] see? now, this is where you guys come in -- go on twitter, tweet out something crazy or weird that you're gonna do this year, and be sure to include the hashtag, "#itsthe011son." and then i'll look at them and put some of my favorites on

host: could switching to geico 15% or more on car insurance? host: what, do you live under a rock?anncr: geico. 15 minutes could save 15% or more on car insurance. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. hope you had a great day. you guys, it's time to announce this week's "late night hashtag." now, valentine's day is coming up next week. time for flowers. time for cards. time to go to a packed restaurant with 900 other couples. [ light laughter ] so, earlier today i went on twitter and started a hashtag called "screw valentine's day." [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] for example, i tweeted out, "dude, picking through a whitman's sampler one tiny candy at a time. jut buy a long snickers bar and get it over with." screw valentine's day. "i think i'll have this one with the nougat. then, i'll have this one here. this is the -- what, walnut cream. [ light laughter ] then, i'll have this one here with the --" just get a giant candy bar and eat it. [ light laughter ] you guys, go on twitter. tweet us something that annoys you or something that you hate abo

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